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private johnson proves that there is no wrong moment for a “yo mama” joke
i can see my house from here…
i can see your mom from here…
even while parachuting into a hot LZ in Afghanistan
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YOU’RE BREAKING THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE.
Somebody tell private Johnson that he has no sense of humour…
Why don’t you do it yourself!
Seriously. ubr totally wins on this one! I laughed for like five minutes, thought about it a few minutes later and laughed again.
ubr FTW!
So did I, until I realized that those arn’t people dropping out of the plane…
Those are supplies.
No one says ‘M&Ms can’t talk, so that advert’s crap’…
M&Ms can’t talk. That’s advert’s crap.
QED
So did I, until I realized that those arn’t people dropping out of the plane… Those are supplies.
Speaking on behalf of regular folk (shut up!), I put forth the notion that the nature of that being dropped is not obvious.
You may have a way to tell, but most of us don’t, imo. Besides, it’s a LOL.
Who’s to say those aren’t boxes of brand new soldiers? Maybe they ordered up a new batch and they haven’t been unpacked yet!
*waits for the ladies to commence fighting over the boxes as they land*
Yeah, I never would have thought of that, but how better to
solve the cases of “last minute jitters?”
Box ‘em up and throw ‘em out!
Ever heard of a guy named “Solid Snake”?
That makes it even more funny.
butt, how can you tells? looks lke small people sized danglys hanging from deploying floating mushroom things…
Those are most definitely soldiers jumping with the MC-1(model unknown) parachute. Notice the slits up the back of the parachutes to know they could not possibly be cargo chutes.
Yea same with me. I was cracking up, then i looked again, and went, “Stupid.” But its still funny.
I think you’re wrong Matt. Why would cargo have slits in the chutes, those are used for steering. Cargo can’t steer.
Unless the cargo is cows, in which case they are steer.
I see what you did thar.
I’ll tell him, but the sad thing is I have in fact verbatim (meaning word for word) had that exchange in that samr situation (granted, it was in fort bragg NC, but still great).
Another thing I’d like to ask: where are all these communities that like military men? Around my post the guy to girl ratio is a little lop-sided and I need to know where to go for vacation.
oh yeah, I went there. Whatcha gonna do? Kill me with your mind? (Mega-nerd points to whoever gets that references)
This isn’t funny.
I was going to blunt that blow a little, but no. It’s really not funny.
Ok, I will blunt it a little.
Not “front page” funny, hopefully by anyone’s standards.
C’mon, a good “Raining Men” joke would’ve been more amusing, albeit more cringe-worthy.
The reason he can see the other guy’s mom is that she’s a Weather Girl…
There you go… a meeting of streams…
And why is his house in Afghanistan? Or do all the rules just go out the window with this lol?
My, how it frustrates me.. I need to just leave it alone, now.
Also, don’t diss on the Weather Girls… one hit wonders for life!
He can’t actually, literally see his house. And the other guy can’t actually, literally, see his mom, either. It’s exaggeration. Haven’t you ever been up someplace high (Sears tower, top of the damn Ferris Wheel, whatever) and heard somebody say “Hey, I think I can see my house from here!”?
No. Wombatish does not engage in lower levels of humor. Ever.
It’s a standard sky diving joke… you could be doing it over the south pole and someone will say they can see their house, or someone’s mother…
If you get any more literal, I’ll cry ‘aspergers’…
I get the damn joke, I’m just upset at the unfunny.
Would you like a refund?
I think the question is:
Can you arrange one?
Well, if you’ve got your receipt and the rest of the necessary paperwork…
I think I left it with some guy named Madoff…
All right, then, in that case I’m afraid we’ll only be able to process it as a LOL-credit. *hands Wombatish old grocery store receipt out of purse* Here, you can exchange this for a funnier lol at any time within the next 30 days.
…or get 50¢ off three Healthy Choice meals.
And you’ll need 3 healthy choice meals, because one certainly won’t be enough.
you’re complaining about my lolz and you just made the worst madoff joke i’ve ever heard…
I have asperger’s and I still get it. LOL
*hi-fives EIS*
Woohoo, Asperger’s! And woohoo, Internet! The only place we don’t all feel socially inept!
Hon, we ALL feel socially inept, at least part of the time! Some of us just hide it better than other folks do, that’s all.
now i got the song stuck in my head…
That is a bad thing how? Just start singing…
Pundit Kitchen fail?
Blasphemer!
*lights torch; initiates angry mob telephone tree*
You did that in the wrong order. Now you have to stand there with a lit torch while you call a bunch of people. Fire hazard!!!
Drats! You’re right!
I *always* get that mixed up, then wind up with the shortest torch.
Angry mobism sucks!
I have a pre-programmed text on my mobile for just such occasions.
Then one rings me to find out where I am…
Show-off.
I think it’s kinda funny; it’s surprising to me that it’s front page, though, both because honestly, ubr’s got funnier stuff that’s not made front page and mainly because this caption was submitted a while back, I think. Like in January, even. I still think it’s at least smileworthy, though.
Yeah, he made it January 12th according to its properties.
yeah, i made this one a long long time ago… and it’s not one of my best… but, oh well…
My nipples are so hard.
Naked sky diving does that… and wind burn on the foreskin
Nice of you to explain things to the wee little baby ankle sock!
No, that’s not gay, that’s Bi with a taste for cougars…
WIN!
Are the SEALs well-behaved?
I know Walrus can get nasty if you take their bucket…
I could have happily lived without knowing that….
There’s no such thing as knowing too much…
Good point, now I have another reason not to skydive naked. Not that I really needed an additional reason…
It’s very impractical…
TBH, I’ve never seen the pleasure. There are times it’s the only way to get into a place, but for fun? *sigh* misses me completely…
Ooh.
So now there’s one more way to figure out that common question of “… are those real?” Just invite her to some nude parachuting!
(I presume that implants will behave differently.)
In my thoroughly screwed up imagination, I’m thinking the breast
tissue would still “behave” the same way, but the implants would
stay relatively intact. Are you familiar with the shape of an orange
juicer? A sombrero? A Panama hat?
This is creating absolutely awful mental images for me. Thanks.
Of course, someone like Pamela Anderson or Dolly Parton may look more like a Derby or a Bowler…
Oh, wait, you said you did *not* like the mental images…
Sorry. If it’s not too late, don’t read the above, okay?
If it’s the saline implants then they should just dish.
so then it would look like pond ripples, I would imagine…
I would join in with the skydiving speculations, but my inner 12-year-old is still giggling about the use of the words “private” and “johnson”
Thank you–my inner 12 year old was too shy to bring that up!
Full name: Private Richard Peter Johnson.
We call him Dick, for short.
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*inner 12 year old dances a jig*
My inner 12 year old wants yours to come out and go for a ride on the handlebars of her bike. (No, that is not an euphemism… Enough of those around here already!)
Sounds like a lot of fun! But only if I get to ring your bell!
lol!
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Link
Or if you don’t have a bell to ring, I’d settle for squeezing your horn-bulb…
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Link
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lol
fun memory-sound!
As long as I can blow your horn.
But seriously, I remember how much fun that was…sometimes it felt like flying when you were going REALLY fast…sigh.
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Thanks for the invite!
You mean you don’t have those pegs on your back tires that invite painful burning on the calves? I’m disappointed.
Welcome back! Am I the only one old enough to remember
banana seats and tall, whipping day-glow orange pennants
on bikes?
Thanks! Also, I had a banana seat!
Yay! I remember using the word “pump” to describe
giving someone a lift on ones bicycle. “Do you want me
to pump you?” sounds pretty giggle-worthy now…
Oh my. Are you sure they were offering you a ride on a bicycle?
I don’t recall ever using that line, does it work?
Not even funny. I like the Airplane poops caption better.
I don’t see the issue here… It’s not one of Ubr’s best (since it’s an early one) but it’s not THAT unfunny… it’s mildly amusing, and worse shit than this has been regularly voted to the front page…
Lot of people seem terribly butt hurt about something that, at best, is niche humour…
Get over it.
There’s a difference between butt hurt and just stating an opinion.
I don’t like the lol. It saddens me that it made it to the front page.
It doesn’t mean I want to hunt down Ubr and smother him or anything… I didn’t even look to see who the caption was by.
The only reason I’m paying it any attention any longer is that I like to see when I am replied to in comments.
you stated off by claiming not to get the joke, then sloshed around for a while…
TBH, I have no idea what your problem is, and tbh, unless it’s likely do devlop into a global pandemic, I don’t much care…
“Unless it’s likely to develop into a global pandemic, I don’t much care.” Mind if I borrow that?
All my stuff is creative commons unless otherwise indicated…
It saddens me that it saddens you. It’s PK. Is it *really* that big of a deal?
Uh-oh. I’m gonna pay for that one, aren’t I?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
License and Registration please…
*noms doughnut*
Yes, I do, and that’s my donut, dammit!
Give me another one, and I’ll let you off with a warning.
Oh NOW you tell me.
That chap looks very pleased…
that was my first thought.
This lol sucks worse than yo mama….which is why you were even born.
I know, right? It’s like the Special Olympics or something!
lol!
If they had a decerebrated division, you’d by in there…
Hey, I giggled. Of course, I am also drunk. Anyway, given the general downward trend in LOLs in ROFLRazzi, PK, and GraphJam, maybe I just approached it with low expectations.
(Low expectations rock! I loved The Matrix because I went in with abysmal expectations. I’ve heard that there were sequels to that movie, but I pay no attention to heresies.)
***attention pk moderators***
these lolz are really starting to suck. the computer you have set up to filter the lolz to the front page does not have a sense of humor and therefore is not qualified for the position. fix it or hire some high school dropout to filter the lolz for you…
…said ubr earlier. Seriously, Brendon: Stay awake in school long enough to learn what “plagiarism” means.
Duh. That was the point. Goddam are you ever stupid.
No, she’s not stupid, you’re simply irritating…
WHARGARBL!
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Get one.
Oh, good. A troll comes onto the internet to tell all of the
“stupid” people to “get a life.”
Fresh material: You has none.
LOL!
Well, he did make ya look
Well, all you need to do is hover to see what it goes to. :p
(Something everyone should do before clicking a link anyway.)
Really? That doesn’t work for me. I wonder why
It doesn’t give you an url in the status bar (left bottom of browser)
… ?
(See, I didn’t miss the question mark, it was just a little late.)
No sh!t it does!
*has a happy*
That’s teh awesome! Thanks for the edumacation!
lol!!!
for Danbala…if it works.
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DON’T CLICK JUST HOVER!
Sorry, Danbala, I typed in what I thought was a fake url as a joke, but holy smokes it’s definitely NOT fake…
Apologies!
How naive. Thinking there could possibly be a sex-related
URL that isn’t actually in use.
Everything is safe for my work. ;p
But yeah, that’s the gist.
Oddly enough hotnakedgoats.com is not used…
@ϱϱ:
Yes, it is a special sort of freedom, and quite enjoyable.
WHEW! I’m so glad you’re not offended.
I really am sorry though. That link was GRAPHIC!
Best link all day. Thanks.
@Danbala: I thought it might be lonely, but quite the opposite is true: I see the people I *want* to see, and don’t have to put up with some people, just because we work for the same company. My parole officer is pleased with my subsequent progress in anger management…
Well, it’s definitely not a misleadingly named website, is it? Wow. (What? I’m actually NOT at work for a change!)
Well, he did make ya look
My cats beat me at *that* game all the time…
but only when they’re bored. XP
got the ‘joke’ you cretin, so why don’t you just go die? huh? I can wait, just knowing you’ll do it one day makes me smile…
You accidentally spelled “am I” as “are you.” You might want to look into that.
<3 Eric <3
Just being a good minion, that’s all.
by far, the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen….
MY EYES!!! THEY BURN!!!!
UBR, I like this one. I loled. It’s not hilarious, but it’s funny enough to make the sock parade jealous.
I think it may be a case of ‘Et tu, Brute?’
I LOLed. It would have been funnier without the last bit of text, imo, but it was still funny.
Srsly, why is ubr getting all the hate when we regularly put up with Heather’s unfunny lols? Maybe because we have higher expectations for ubr and if he falls short we’re disappointed?
It’s likely that, and the fact that he’s not quoting professional comedians with this one. Not everyone caught onto her little “formula.”
I think a lot of people were afraid to rag on Heather’s LOLs very much because they saw her retribution. Ubr isn’t likely to spew venom, because he’s known for being relatively calm and mellow.
I’m not saying the people are cowards: If you don’t know a dog, you’re much more inclined to pet it if it’s a border collie than if it’s a pit bull.
Pit bull? Really? I always viewed her as one of those little yippy dogs that sink their teeth into your ankles and won’t let go unless you punt them like a football across the room.
Well, yes. I didn’t mean it literally, but, now that you mention it, the Chihuahua characteristics are impossible to ignore.
gracias to all… not especially one of my favorites, but at least it’s not another heather dullz…
That’s right, and we all rejoice in your effort to knock Heather from the frontpage!
i liked it. it wasn’t side bursting, but it was smile worthy first thing in the morning.
Dude, this is totally something I would do….with your mom! lol
Yeah, well…
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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Well, yo mama so stupid that she went on Jeopardy and lost to George W. Bush!
Oh no, you di-uhnt!
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Yo mama so hairy, YOU almost died of rugburn at birth!
It’s ON, now…
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
SuuhhhhhNAP!
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
You be trippin’ Soulja Boy!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Hollah!
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
No U…
Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
U leave mah uncle out of this!
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Fo shizzle!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Hellzya!
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I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
You frontin’ G…
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said “Moving.”
I knows u an yo mama r down with opp
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Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo shout!
The train has a new sign:
“Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama”
*has been educated*
Yo mama like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn!
Yo mama so fat I ran into her wif mah car. She said, “Why didn’t yo go around me?” I said,” I didn’t have enough gas!”
Yo mama is so fat that if she has to haul ass, she has to make two trips.
It’s not Scottish.
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It’s CRRRAAAPPPP!
Scottish and crap would be the Rugby today…
Welsh and crap would be that too…
And now….a Scotsman on a horse.
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Haha! Monty Python reference! \o/
*checks calendar*
It’s not April Fools day, so this peice of shlt must really be here on the front page for reals. For the whole day. Super.
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*kneels, folds hands*
Ceilng cat, we can has actual funny lol on front page, plz?
KTHXBAI
NO. GO FORTH AND FVCK YOURSELVES.
If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
Cretin
Ceiling cat just threw up in your shoe.
Shh! *whispers* You’re going to ruin the surprise.
*snickers*
The power of the divine hairball shall be horked up for you this day. Be prepared for a most unusual blessing.
(It looks like there are two CEILING CATS here, which just goes to show you the omnipotence…)
(…and the nesting fail was done to confuse you, of course.)
And you’re butting in where you’re not wanted! Need LOLZ was praying to ME, CEILNG CAT, not your fancy schmancy correctly-spelled fake idol!
Very good! You’ve passed my test, CEILNG CAT.
Carry on…
We are all part of Ceiling Cat, who is everywhere and omnipotent.
Yes, and FSM be praised for that!
I didn’t think it was possible to make a yo mama joke any dumber.
Way to set at new standard for FAIL, captioner.
Jesus, some of the shit that HAS been getting on the front page people would beleive that this was worse, when it’s simply not the usual banal twerp…
It’s not worse, it’s far from Ubr’s best but hell, anyone believe it was an ‘Obama – Teh Awsum’ or ‘Palin – Teh Hot!!!111elventy-one’ bull shit.
Amazing how many people who’ve never posted before feel moved to post by this…
one could almost believe it was one person making the same complaint over and over and over again, pretending to be individuals… hmmm
If you could take your face away from the captioners’ crotch long enough to actually look at the lol, old chap, you’d see it sucks nearly as much as you do.
Enjoy your knob gobble; you’ve obviously earned it.
He likes the way the stubble tickles his balls…
Least he’s getting some, more than you, virgin…
You say “virgin” as though there’s something wrong about that…
There is when people are casting aspersions about other’s sexuality… They’re usually a repressed version of what they’re hurling the insults about (in this case they want to blow Ubr), or they’re just repressed…
Now, you’re short on hurling sexual insults, thus you’re fine with your status. And may your god go with you on that one…
I think the old psychological term was “ego dystonia,” describing the situation in which the difference between desires and core beliefs causes stress, dysfunction, and other negative outcomes.
There is when people are casting aspersions about other’s sexuality…
I suppose you’re right about that…
He is, AC. Back in my youth, I went to a lot of gay clubs. Occasionally, a group of straight guys would swing by the parking lot, casting dispersions, etc. Gay guys from the club would holler back, “see you next year” to the guys.
I asked a friend why they answered that way, and he indicated that many guys in an internal struggle will lash out at the very thing they are dealing with inside. My friend admitted that he had done similar things when coming to terms with his own identity.
I came home from school once and said “Mum, Pixie is gay!” She was like “Pixie?” but the reason he got that name was because he was so over-compensatingly macho. (And a sexist)
Based on observation, people tend to be a lot happier when they accept who they are, rather than what they think other people think they should be.
That’s why I like the term “ego dystonia.”
An ego dystonic individual is one who, for whatever reasons (usually cultural) is in a struggle. Harmony is the opposite of dystonia.
I always thought Dystonia was a small formerly communist eastern European country.
Dystonia, a small state propped up by the wealthy widow Mrs. Teasdale, who demanded that the president be replaced by the insane Rufus T. Firefly …
Distonia’s going to war!!!!
Wow….now I have to go watch this….thanks pit! Marx Bros…..always a win.
AAARRRR!!! DYstonia. I stink.
lol. pennywise (and pound foolish) just insinuated that fester and i are life long friends… absolutely hilarious…
Yeah, I think there was a little “conspiracy of silence” there.
Nobody jumped in to correct Pennywise, certainly.
I did enjoy the lack of knowledge on that one… although the bit about desiring you sexually was pretty accurate
o.O um. thanks?
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fester, i have equal parts respect and loathing for you… well… maybe a bit more loathing…
Ah, well, it’s only natural you’ll be jealous of my innate charm and easy going good nature… not to mention my modesty
I always like it when you two post. Your avatars look
interesting together.
Translation: Rho fancies a little man on man action.
*whispers*
I think you’ve got Rho mixed up with me again.
Hahaha, well I wasn’t excluding you, and I certainly wouldn’t fault her for it.
Well, no offense to either gent, but the
thought of two men together makes me
fantasize about home repair, not sex.
haha… now that you mention it our avatars look almost completely opposite… much like fester and i…
It strikes me that way, too. It’s especially fun looking in longer threads, but I ruined the pattern this time with my interruption.
So I’m a virgin. BFD. Doesn’t make you any less a knob shiner.
Besides, why would I want to roll the genetic dice and chance creating an abomonination like you?
-2 internets for improper nesting.
meh
That’s because you’re a cretin…
And you’re a gasbag.
how very true. However I can shut up, even silent, you’re a cretin.
Doubtful. Physics dictate the pressure build up would cause you to explode.
“Physics” is one of those nutty words that looks plural, but is treated as a singular. Physics “dictates,” not “dictate.”
As for your hypothesis, you’re much more likely to implode due to the vacuum created by your stoopid than Unc is by not talking. You see, unlike you, most of us are able to use our noses for transfer of gases.
Hell, I wouldn’t roll the genetic dice with my genetics… so your point is I’d shag you? Hell, yeah… you’d have to pay, and I’d have to put your scarred, corpse faced, body in a sealed bag and the cut some slits, but yeah, I’d shag you… on film…
Is there anyone or anything you wouldn’t if it held still long enough?
No, but in your case, I’d want paying. not sure you have a point, but if you’re tryin g to make one, it’s not working.
What’s yours?
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Incidentally, I can’t seem to get back to this site: every time I try my CPU spikes at 99 and I have to close iexplore in the processes and try again.
I am using Internet Explorer 7.
It took 11 tries this time. Could someone please notify the admins, as I can’t seem to post more than one comment, and I’m sure I’m not the only one with this problem (I tried an alternate computer — no go, and it’s even slower). Since I am on a library computer there’s not a lot I can do.
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I probably won’t be able to reply: I know Uncle Fester’s crying about it.
I suspect you’ve picked up a virus. Or twelve. Scan immediately. Then maybe use a non-explorer internet browser. We’ve all been there.
I doubt she has permission, as she’s using public access PCs.
You know what’s awesome though? Mexican midget wrestling. Mexican wrestling of any kind, really, they don’t have to be midgets, but it’s a nice bonus. Everyone should witness it in their lifetime, it’s truly spectacular!
what’s my what? Rate? for you $800 + travel + accomondation + body bag to put you in… I’ll bring by own box cutter to slit it, since I’d not trust you with sharps…
Wow, you go to the library just to use a computer to surf PK?
Are you serious?
…and tried two PCs to get back on, with a total of eleven
attempts. The internet = serious business.
Abomonination?
Well, Shakespeare made up words too…
but he was English! he’s allowed to… Pennywise is just an idiot…
It was a typo. Everyone makes them, even the guy who seems to want to screw me.
Y so serious?
TEH INTERNET = SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!
Pennywise r serious troll. This is serious thread.
Cretin… and you want screwing, I want paying to do it…
Why don’t you get her to throw dinner and drinks in while you’re at it?
and spring for the body bag…
I laughed! I like jokes about your mom.
You don’t even know my mom!!
You don’t even know your mom.
Are you kidding? EVERYONE knows your mom!
I know his mom…
My mom is a very popular person. It’s true.
Yes, she’s super nice.
I can’t believe they didn’t grant her parole last time…
It’s those pesky relatives complaining they don’t have the bodies…
She told me where they were, but I lost the map.
Someone really needs to lynch me.
I agree.
Does this call for a lynching or an exorcism?
I saw the movie. Whatever you do, don’t feed him any split pea soup!
Why don’t we see if it floats first. It could be a witch you know.
That’s right! He turned me into a newt!
A newt??
I got better.
Floating isn’t an adequate test. Anyone got a giant duck?
*checks to make sure her third nipples isn’t showing*
Jane are you a topless fortune teller in your spare time?
I was, but that’s a dead end industry. No money in it at all.
Only if your kiosk is at the Mall, and you spend too much on gum in this business
You should try to relocate next to the cookie stand, which is not part of the food court.
If you’re going to sock me you need to learn that I have better things to do on the weekends than post on PK.
Gnawing through the restraining straps?
Restraining straps have a flavor.
Wow.. That’s just.. Wow. I am flabbergasted. I didn’t know that boobs did that.
That’s one of the strangest pictures I’ve ever seen.
Hmm….
Ouch, for starters.
What happens with the wang? Does it become a rotor? Or just flap vertically? Where’s the video?
I laughed at the joke for a few minutes.. Laughed again that the guy’s name is Private Johnson.
This PolitiLOL is great and all, but can someone explain to me why none of my FailBlog comments show up? After I post, you know how the page reloads, then scrolls down to show you your comment? Well, it basically just refreshes, showing me the top of the page. It works on the other ICHC sites, refreshing does nothing, re-replying shows me the dual post message, but no post, and I need help soon, I have fish to fry. By which I mean idiots need me to pwn them.
try not cussing or using HTML…
Ai nevar haz seed tawlkin parashoots befaur.
Get thee hence to Icanhascheezburger or loldogs…
Actually, rhshudson has a point there. The bubbles are pointing toward the parachutes, not the jumpers. Nobody else has noticed/brought it up, so it’s too bad about the LOLspeak. Otherwise, it would have been a valid comment.
i tried to get the arrows to point at the jumpers, but it was screwing up the format of the arrow directional thingys hooked to the talk-boxes…
Yeah, I get that, too. Sometimes you can move the the talk balloons to avoid weird “points,” but this photo doesn’t offer a lot of wiggle room, does it?
not really… and i’m usually in too much of a rush to try more than a couple diffferent layouts…
How the hell do you even know what he said?
Do they teach Gibberish as a formal language in Texas? That would explain a few things about Bush’s speaking ability…
hooked on e-bonics was a good start.. it’s part of the curiculum.
Who’s Id?
Private Johnson….lawl
Oh Snap!
I dunno about you guys.. I thought it was pretty funny.
I can see your mom from Google Earth…
I Googled “Earth”, and a picture of you mama popped up!
Classic joke, but yeah it still works.. even if they are crates!
They’re Japanese crates too. That’s a Kawasaki C1 doing the dropping.
I am in accordance completely