Comments on: Due to their keen intellect

By: Kurtz1916

Kurtz1916 — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:15:53 +0000

Future Wars: They Shall Be Done This Way…and I have a girlfriend whos a Navy pilot, so I can make this joke…and Atomic, the eagle on their hats mean they’re hungarian, sorry…

By: Atomic

Atomic — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:36:34 +0000

actually…the chicks shown in other pictures are from China and Ukraine, however, these chicks are Romanian military women, trust, I’m from Romania and have ties with the military…i know, they’re definitely Romanian…

By: totallyme

totallyme — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:27:22 +0000

When women get depressed, they eat ice cream and go shopping.

Man invade other countries.

By: bubbaishungree

bubbaishungree — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:32:42 +0000

Am I the only one who is a Detroit Lions fan? However, the sad part is, i completely agree with it.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 04:34:16 +0000

So if you want to screw them, it makes it alright? See, you’re just setting yourself up to get slavered over by a bunch of egotistical idiots there.
Anyway, what DWN was responding to was a post saying “war is the problem of men.” I think you should be less worried about the objectification, because, bad news here, it happens to men too. Not as often, but being slavered over shouldn’t bother you as much as the fact that someone out there thinks war is a problem for men and is kind of implying that women shouldn’t ever be involved. THAT would result in the world ending. Get it?

Sorry guys, for responding to an old thread, but I couldn’t resist. The bait looked too delicious to pass up.

By: Dr. lol

Dr. lol — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:41:16 +0000

Jane r u still not press secretary? Darn. I wouldve voted for you too. N e way, yeah right I agree 1000000%. I am a guy, I am guilty of being a man, but I respect each and every one of you for what you can accomplish. If god himslef came down into times square and said, “Men have babies now,” we’d all be like, “alright, no more people.”

By: ikkonoishi

ikkonoishi — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:26:54 +0000

The glass ceiling exists because any task that a woman performs has to compete with the economic utility of her having children. A man has a lower opportunity cost for any specific action, and thus is more likely to focus on gathering wealth.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:27:45 +0000

Why is it necessary to say stupid crap about women in order to “make fun of men”? You must be a man, right?

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:26:20 +0000

SHE isn’t trying to find homophobia. It already exists.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:25:47 +0000

Sure, OK. Hope you don’t vote or own property.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:25:01 +0000

It isn’t puritanical to want people to be willing to draw healthy boundaries instead of constantly verbally groping one another whether it’s wanted or not.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:23:24 +0000

That, or there’s something about being propositioned by a guy who could break you in half over his knee that just sorta makes you want to go along.

Don’t get me wrong, I like sex as much as anybody, but there are times the guy thinks the woman wants it when she… doesn’t. And it’s not like most guys in my experience give you much psychological space to say yea or nay under your own power. These are the same guys who feel moved to whistle at you as you walk past them, or make inappropriate comments at you when for all they know you’d catch their family cat and cook it in the stock pot.

Then they get with someone like that and complain that she’s crazier than she initially let on… because they TOTALLY took the time to get to know her before “knowing” her if you catch my drift. Wah, cry me a river.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:20:47 +0000

What’s the female equivalent of “Uncle Tom,” anyway?

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:19:22 +0000

Yes, of course. Every time someone says something sexist (or racist or ageist or ableist or whatever), it’s “commentary” on the -ism, not an -ism itself… very clever, except not.

I’ve got an idea, why don’t you just quit with the -isms and find something else to joke about. Lots of material out there. The world is an absurd place.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:17:39 +0000

If I spoke Moron, I’d guess you’re fluent in that.

By: yeah right

yeah right — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 02:15:01 +0000

Dishonest much? When we object to a caption like this it’s not because we find sex distasteful. It’s because we find the constant objectification of women distasteful. Let’s put it this way. Unless I WANT to screw you, I don’t want you slavering over me. And I don’t want to screw 99.999 percent of the men on this planet. Get it?

By: hedfones

hedfones — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:24:31 +0000

well hell, I thought it was funny…

By: troll

troll — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:25:25 +0000

she is hot.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:09:19 +0000

I can agree with that!

Good fer what ails ya!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:14:13 +0000

Ah yes. If you are a woman and laughed at this lol, you must have what is technically referred to as “a problem”. If your brain actually can handle complexities, the obvious explanation is of course that you happen to have a faulty female brain.
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But slightly more seriously – there was a grain of my real perceptions in that: in my experience, women do have a tendency to more often find misogyny where there is none, minorities find ethnic/racist discrimination where there is none, etc. (And white men are the worst, they whine about how unfair it is that they don’t get to scream “oppression” as often as others). ;p I think it’s a very human trait to prefer to find errors in the system and in others, therefore making you a victim to circumstances you can’t control, rather than face up to the fact that any of your problems could be caused by yourself.
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Those are generalisations that aren’t extremely “strong” – just tendencies I’ve noticed.
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Oh, and inside my head I’ve been a comic all my life – it’s just not very often I manage to convey why what I say is so hysterically funny.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:18:36 +0000

Isn’t it also a little periphrastic and repetitious?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:15:25 +0000

Care troll cares more than we do…

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:00:21 +0000

isn’t “lol’d loudly” a little redundant and repetitive?

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:22:20 +0000

*refresh fails on Rho* I’m not sure exactly how one “refresh fails” but i’ll do it on you!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:15:02 +0000

I think they called it “The U.N.”

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:06:04 +0000

don’t lie… we know you have no dignity left.. it’s lying on the floor, next to your chair at work, gasping it’s last dying breath…

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:04:54 +0000

I had the opportunity to meet her about 10 years ago, when I was 16. She was very friendly.

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:03:03 +0000

I was just wondering how far down the pole he got….

By: ubr

ubr — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:02:46 +0000

seconded. she’s creepy…

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:02:32 +0000

we have to let women out of the kitchen occasionally, sex can get very complicated in a room with so many pointy things…

By: Saint

Saint — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:01:17 +0000

I don’t know why, but that reminds me of something that happened in NYC when I was younger. I was with some friends in a restaurant, and the group next to us was being very obnoxious. The ringleader of the group started yelling at us in a very disctinctive accent. It was apparent (to us at the time, who didn’t know better than to stereotype) that he was Jewish, and by the tone of their conversation, and their “out and proud” (it actually said this on his t-shirt) that they were also gay. I tell you all of this so my next part makes sense. as we sat at our new table, one of my friends referred to the other group as “Nancy Jew and the Hardly Boys”. I don’t know why this is in my head, it just is, and I thought I’d share. End of verbal diarrhoea.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:59:53 +0000

I’m not sure if I should go for the group sex joke or the splinters from a telephone pole joke here….

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:59:18 +0000

First time I ever saw Fairuza Balk was in The Craft. She scares the beejeesus out of me.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:58:22 +0000

You mean, let them out of the kitchen?! You are trying to stir up trouble with your rebellious ways, madam!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:56:38 +0000

I would quirk an eyebrow and decline but I am more of a cat anyway and I am nobody’s pet.

By: Saint

Saint — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:56:24 +0000

that would be what they call the “Chernobyl Effect”

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:56:21 +0000

…and sisters, wives, daughters.

Oh yeah: I heard a rumor that women are being let
into the military. Has anyone else heard about this?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:53:41 +0000

Yay!!!

By: Saint

Saint — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:53:06 +0000

lol. I myself am quite the fan of Fairuza Balk, although personally, I do have to admit that I prefer a woman that I am not afraid to snap in half. I have dated women from all parts of the spectrum, skinny, big, tall, short, young, older. I like women for who they are, not necessarily what they look like. But on the other hand, if Mila Jovovich told me she wanted to make me her love puppy for the night, then never see me again… I might be inclined to go along.. it’s just the dog in me…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:50:12 +0000

I will blame the day being filled with idiocy at work for my failings. It will let me keep what dignity I have left.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:48:22 +0000

I’m going to err on the side of win and cheer you for that. *cheers*

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:48:08 +0000

No…good thing it didn’t, I don’t know what I would have done to it then.

Okay, I do know. I would have had sex with it.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:47:06 +0000

Yeah, I know. I found it to be pretty stupid too. How could war not be a problem for women? When soldiers get killed aren’t there two parents who are affected?

By: Saint

Saint — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:33:12 +0000

um.. yes?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:28:54 +0000

Refresh fail on me!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:27:51 +0000

Rolling the dice here, but imo she got the joke.

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:26:26 +0000

Hmmm…I could’ve checked my spacing better, though…

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:25:44 +0000

I know, no applause, just throw money, right?

By: icanhazcoffee

icanhazcoffee — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:24:54 +0000

Um, what I saidwas said in sarcasm, as well

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:23:15 +0000

It is the overall effect of Mila. Too much boy figure and I am a curves man. I think she looked way hotter in Ultraviolet since she had the appearance of a woman who had passed puberty in that one…