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This is the last picture taken of Raymond G. Hollibark before he was overtaken and devoured by a pack of feral microphones.
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments
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Oh, I’m glad this one made it. I love the random absurdity of it. I can just hear the solemn voiceover…
“Then he was crapped out as feedback, causing massive hearing loss for those in attendance”.
“It was later discovered that the microphones had been starved by CNN before being let into the wild. They were put down but at least they had their last meal…”
*Hatching evil plot*
If we could just train Limbaugh’s “Golden Microphone”….
Smack it around and feed it once every three days and then deliver a tasty sandwich to Rush?
Brilliant…but I think the microphone might have a tough time trying to pass him through the digestive system…
Some sacrifices have to be made.
Maybe we could get it to drink a bunch of Prune Juice first…
Before or after it eats him? Because I wasn’t sure if you were implying that Rush be eaten by a starved microphone that is also crapping on him.
Either would work for me, but I’m just worried that the microphone will have problems witht teh extremely large amount of hot-gas it’d be ingesting by eating Rush…so it might need a little help passing it through.
Surely anything that ate Rush Limbaugh would die. If not from the sheer quantity of putrid man fat then from the oxycontin overdose that would surely ensue.
At least it wouldn’t be in pain…
And imagine the colors it would experience…
Just like a ’60′s Jefferson Airplane show…
Without the incredibly sexy singer….or the fine players. Only a fat failed sportscaster.
Better than a news hack anyday!
How do microphones react with oxycontin?
Like a chimp on Xanax.
LOL!!! Diss wins!!!
Careful!! That mic is on oxy, don’t get too close when you speak into it, it’ll rip your face off!!!
#taptap* ….is this thingOOOHHHAAAARRRRRAHHHHGGGGGHELPMEHELPMEAAAAAAAA
Badumching
The picture in and of itself is random and absurd. That’s a LOT of microphones..
Something must be done about this modern-day menace!
Our intelligence sources tell us that they have attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for WMD production!
Ummm…those long, slender, strong aluminum tubes? We in the trade call them mic stands.
Oh no we have irrefutable evidence of testing!
Some kind of secert “1…2…3″ code!
And the yellow, foamy stuff…is that Yellow cake Uranium cleverly disguised as a microphone cover?
*grabs tinfoil hat*
Where??? Where???
Is that enough evidence for us to invade the Peavey Amplifier Company?
only if you bring me out a couple vintage guitar amps…
Are they more docile than the microphones? *thinks* Ya know, at exactly what point do they stop being ‘microphones’ and just become ‘phones’? That pack surrounding the guy sure looked sizable!
Ubr is a licensed microphones and guitar amp trainer.
Reminds me of Spinal Tap:
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Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.
’65 Deluxe Reverb? JCM 800? Vox AC-30? Want!
*looks through trunk for night vision goggles, etc.*
MG, we’re out of cherry bombs, but I have these old bottle rockets. What do you think?
I have some m-80s..
I have mentos.
….and I have Diet Coke! So, we’re all set then.
Now I’m suddenly delighted that I never got that Mr. Microphone I wanted…
late-70′s iconic toys – FTW!!!!!
Hey, good-lookin’! We’ll be back to pick you up later!
*gets camera*
[link] for anyone who’s unfamiliar with the Ronco Mr. Microphone commercial. Well worth spending a minute on YouTube.
I miss my Mr. Microphone…now they call it Karaoke…
…from the Japanese word meaning “tone deaf.”
I thought it meant “The durnker you get, the better the singer sounds…”
*drunker
although getting durnk is sometimes good enough
i like to get drunk all the time, but i only get durnk for special occasions…
…but will you respect me in the morning?
No, but I will ride you til you scream tonight…
that insinuates that i respect you now…
… *replaces I with he*
Stupid typos.
*notes ubr’s equally if not more clever response*
*walks away from ubr, who doesn’t respect me now, and cuddles up to DWN for talking dirty to me*
damnit! i thought being an as$hole was supposed to work on girls!
It’s hard to fight against the “ride you till you scream” approach.
@MG: Oh, did you think ubr said “respect”? He meant “restrict”…he won’t restrict you in the morning, and he’s not now. Better?
Have fun…off to my non-internet-access job. *sigh*
Giggidity, gi-GA-dy… Awwwlright.
*gives MG a bite and a hug*
@jane – i will keep that in mind…
Helpful hint: If you want to try the jerk approach, don’t say what you won’t do, say what you Will do. That way their attention is focused on what they get, not what you are lacking.
Oh god….all I can picture is a staggering Yoda saying, “The durnker am I getting, the better singer becoming I am.” I am an awful human being.
This cracked me up. Some idiot decided a while back that it would be fun and/or good for business for the bar where I hang out to have karaoke some nights. It’s…never good. Now I’m going to wait for Yoda to show up because drunk singing Yoda would be AWESOME. What do you think he’d sing, anyway?
Love Shack is always a crowd pleaser.
….or so the people mangling it seem to think.
Hee hee. “”Beneath my wings, the wind you are.”
LMAO!!
BTW, did Willie Ames ever do anything after that commercial?
Celebrity Fit Club…went berzerk and sprayed Harvey with a hose…answered the door in nothing but a towel, man-boobs and tattoos!
Yikes!!
Charles in Charge?
*doing his best beavis and butthead impression*
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hehe-uh-hehe, she said Willy. hehehe
Isn’t Willie Ames ‘Bibleman’?
Are you asking me? Srsly?
LOL, sorry. I found the picture I was looking for: [link]
EEK!!
*is very frightened of Bibleman*
So are most children who are forced by their weird-ass hillbilly Christian Neo-Con-to-within-an-inch-of-their-lives to watch it.
*add ‘parents’ after that neo-con rant for the sentence to make sense.
Very funny, classic and timeless. It should stand the test of time.
Can anyone else hear this caption read in Morgan Freeman’s voice?
… They will repeat their arduous journey countless times, marching many hundreds of miles over some of the most treacherous territory on Earth …
My wife wants his voice on her GPS. I have to admit it would sound pretty cool!
That picture over on Razzi really said it all. “I Could Say I Killed Your Family With A Chainsaw And My Soothing Voice Would Still Calm You Down.”
I just realized I can kinda sorta get on PK on my phone. A little tedious to scroll through this way but YAY technology. Well, until it eats you I guess.
Yay! Diss has gone high tech! Make sure not to get eaten before your
stalker shows with the latte and taco!
Still waiting on my latte. Dammit, you just can’t get a decent stalker around here anymore.
I’ve always said that the day we teach computers to think for themselves is the day they decide they don’t need us and kill us all. I couldn’t understand why everyone in I Robot thought Will Smith was crazy. I was like, they’re freaking robots, of COURSE they’re going to kill you!
Yeah. It’s like they never heard of Battlestar Gallactica.
Or Skynet…
What’s the point of them all? Is the media so starved for a story that this is what’s required?
THERES TO MANY OF THEM!!! (rattatatatatatatttatatatattat) GAHHHHH!!!!!
They’re eating him! And then they’re gong to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
“This is the last picture taken of Raymond G. Hollibark before he was overtaken and devoured by a pack of feral microphones.
Who is that in the picture? Tell us in the Comments”
…Fail.
It’s even worse than it appears — those are robot penises.
“Hey, from down there does it look like I’m talking into a bunch of robot penises?” -P. Griffin
coemon srsly pplz!!! thatz raymond g hollibark!!! omg!!!! y dunt u haf hiz naem up?? wtf?
jk lol