Comments on: when darth vader joined

By: ANDROBETA

ANDROBETA — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 19:38:47 +0000

He should have taken Batman as companion…

By: agoguedab

agoguedab — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 00:25:23 +0000

I have been seeing a guy, for a while now. He is not my boy friend but we spend a lot of time together.
Problem is he refuses to kiss me. Don’t get me wrong we have done everything else but kiss.
I’m 22 and he is 24, and he says he doesn’t kiss because he did it so much in high school that he got tired of it.
How do people get tired of kissing. I’m desperate, we have had many arguments over the issue and I don’t want to just go ahead and kiss him cause he obviously doesn’t want to and I don’t want to feel like I’m disrespecting him.
I feel we are in the movie pretty women except he’s the prostitute and I’m just the girl, since he won’t kiss.
What can I do?????
I mean is he just afraid of getting emotionally attached if he kisses me? or could he be BI.
I mean a guy at his age should be more mature about things.
Well please help this is really bothering me.

Thanks.

By: biohazard526

biohazard526 — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:17:24 +0000

lol this pic is funny and is now my wallpaper

and to all those who take offense by this picture you think because you don’t like it or it conflicts with your views it shouldn’t be here seriously you do not help the world when you do this neither does religion (aka source of all evil) church is not evil? lol your the funniest part about this post(religion never helps)

By: the-pigeon-hunter

the-pigeon-hunter — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:39:02 +0000

problem with them isnt what they believe. their problem is they are trying to force it upon everyone else. which makes them do evil deeds.

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:39:17 +0000

Um… yeah. I think they classify as dark… after all, they did massacre more Jews and Christians in the Inquisition than Nazis did in the last world war. But hey – I would say that’s a matter of opinion, but what I just said is an historic fact.

By: Sigma

Sigma — Sun, 31 May 2009 21:38:54 +0000

We distorted science? 1) Pope JP stated that we had nothing against the advances in the 15th century, 2) we embrace science that benefits mankind, 3) Since the Vatican doesn’t have a significant army, Bill Clinton should not have been a wus if you fell that way about the situation there.

By: alicia

alicia — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:14:09 +0000

is this a serious picture? i dont get it lol

By: Tamer

Tamer — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:53:22 +0000

Hhahaha nice pictures, stupid delusional priest could learn more from Star Wars

By: sinisa

sinisa — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:43:34 +0000

Cmon this is SOOOOO FUNNNNY!!!!
ROFL ultimate

By: Scott

Scott — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:14:19 +0000

Nice work!

By: wanton

wanton — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:12:08 +0000

doesn’t have a hyphen*

By: wanton

wanton — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:10:30 +0000

If you’re going to be a grammar Nazi and critique someone’s username because it doesn’t a hyphen in it, and then try to brag about your language skills, it’s a good idea not to make mistakes yourself.
You actually used the semicolon incorrectly. You use a semicolon when there isn’t a conjunction. Since you used “though,” you should have just used a comma. Using more advanced language when basic language will do just makes you look pretentious.
You also used the question mark incorrectly.
That means you made a mistake while and directly after trying to show off your language skills. Good job!

Also, way to completely miss the point of a joke. And all jokes.

By: Dean

Dean — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:24:59 +0000

Evil is as evil HAS done… It’s called historical fact..

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 23:03:17 +0000

Being dead is a great leveller on the anger front…

By: dave

dave — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:20:56 +0000

hilarious dont be so up tight.

Jesus doesnt care.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:12:00 +0000

Good!

By: Oafy

Oafy — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:13:24 +0000

Bigotry only exists in the eyes of those who wish to force their own opinion onto others. (sorry for placement but there are too damn many comments to put this somewhere else…..was fun to read though.)

By: Erin

Erin — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:22:02 +0000

I think most of the people posting here have taken this waaaaay too seriously. It’s a joke. Get it? Laugh once in a while. You can even laugh at your own religion. Don’t take yourself so seriously.

By: Amber

Amber — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 05:40:39 +0000

You people are insane. <– Please don’t take this personally or seriously or literally… Don’t take it in any way that will be offensive.

I’m just commenting on the amount of arguments happening here that are masked as ‘opinion sharing’ and ‘correcting statements’.

It is very impressive though. I am a southern Californian… I am easily impressed I suppose when it comes to people having active and well informed opinions as well as humor… I like you people. <– Not ‘You people’… I just mean the different individuals who have participated in this particular list of comments. Geez uh…

I enjoyed the picture and found it to be funny.

By: Ian

Ian — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:36:40 +0000

these are the people that let priests molest children. these are the people that tell people in africa that condoms make aids worse. making a joke at their expense is letting them off lightly if you ask me.

By: Freckles

Freckles — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:12:36 +0000

Hah, I’m sorry. I completely misread your statement. I thought you called me offensive, rude and disrespectful. My bad.

By: DHISEY91

DHISEY91 — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:17:45 +0000

this is incredibly offensive

By: kitten

kitten — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:24:42 +0000

um . . . analogy is one thing. hooking ‘racism’ to shioban’s expression of
opinion about the practices of a particular religious organization is what is
usually known in rhetorical arguments as either a diversion or a
‘strawman’: a statement or argument thrown out specifically to be
denied, and in the process, obfuscating the original points made so
the audience loses track.

your ‘analogy’ is flawed and unfounded, as you have not made the
‘a is like b’ connection required by the mechanics of rhetorical
argument.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:08:38 +0000

Whaddya mean Sebastian the Nerf isn’t real????

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:01:50 +0000

Did she interrupt whatever you were saying to talk about her cats?

By: charro

charro — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:59:19 +0000

I think I may have talked to her on the phone once…

By: charro

charro — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:55:52 +0000

Why are we constantly called “Fester’s Fanclub”? Or is there one that I don’t know about?!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:33:44 +0000

*is confused*
You…don’t think my response to your opinion was called for? Oooohkay then.
*backs away slowly*

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:31:03 +0000

Hm. Damned work and deadlines keeping me away from the funny conversations here. :p
.
The human-animal relations are very, very interesting, I think. What I was trying to get at in my earlier posts in this thread was that I don’t think we are “the only ones who can hate” or have other emotions. (We have access to some exclusive manifestations of emotions though, I am fairly certain.)
.
But I see so much stupidity being done around animals because people think “they’re just like humans, they only look a bit different” to make me slightly allergic against that.
.
Just felt the need to slightly clarify. I think it came across as if I said animals are incapable of emotions, which was not how I intended it. :p

By: Danbala

Danbala — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:08:46 +0000

Yeah. I guess I was hoping to get Freckles to express its reasoning in a manner more like how you put it… (Also, I am strangely curious about why this particular picture would be so terrible.)

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:52:03 +0000

It’s compressed tinned meat products!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:48:30 +0000

He just gave you my answer in a different way…
Imagine telling a 5 year old that their imaginary friend, Sebastian the Nerf, isn’t real? no imagine the SAME hissy fit in an ‘adult’, and you have the vibe…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:46:12 +0000

Actually another reason would have been cooked up. God didn’t cause the problem or the belief in God. It was an enabler and an excuse. The real reason lies within the people setting the stage for the events. Another way would have been found for the agenda.

If you are going to attack Godbotherers, at least make a logical statement…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:41:26 +0000

Your original statement said that we couldn’t poke fun at religion because it is rude and disrespectful. Unfortunately for you, most humor is some form of irreverent.

Also, you think it crossed the line but I don’t care and neither does a number of people, including the lolmaker. So again, you’re screwed.

If your religion sets you up to look foolish, don’t be surprised when people laugh. Same goes for anything else in life.

By: Freckles

Freckles — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:33:59 +0000

I don’t think that was called for. Also, I realize that jokes poke fun at people or groups, but I think that this crossed the line.

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:13:08 +0000

Most humour can offend someone, and “being offended”, “rude” and “disrespectful” are really, really subjective concepts.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:13:05 +0000

I think you’re confusing offensive, rude, and disrespectful with lack of humor. Sometimes things can be offensive, rude, disrespectful and (to at least some people) funny at the same time.

That said, I don’t generally poke fun at people’s religions or their moms; but that doesn’t mean I can’t find humor in a good religion joke or a good “your mom” joke….

By: Freckles

Freckles — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:05:59 +0000

Because it can really offend some people. It’s rude and disrespectful.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:33:48 +0000

It makes Baby Jesus cry…

By: A_Lad_Insane

A_Lad_Insane — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:23:10 +0000

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SITH INQUISITION!

By: Danbala

Danbala — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:47:57 +0000

Why is it not funny?

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:45:54 +0000

Strange. I had a teacher who looked like him once.

By: One Piece Of My Life

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By: One Piece Of My Life

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By: Freckles

Freckles — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 01:22:51 +0000

Making fun of religion is not funny. I don’t care what religion you are or are not.

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:32:46 +0000

twat – slang term – depending on area,
either ‘female genitalia’ or a kipper made
made from something a bit bigger than a
sild, but smaller than a full grown herring…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 06:41:31 +0000

And here you are again, indeed. Heaven forbid that your words have any actual meaning to you…

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 22:29:26 +0000

personally, i’m in favor of decriminalizing some things, or changing some to misdemeanors with community service in lieu of jail time, and to balance the equation, make the death penalty mandatory for some things, no plea bargaining to lesser charges, and of course expand the crimes the death penalty applies to. oh, and make some of the executions more public.

By: Safford

Safford — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:25:58 +0000

just curious to see how many new comments there were after the usage of the word “twat” because it’s a pretty awesome word. Heaven forbid

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:22:11 +0000

@ zeli said:
“(Philosophy did, and still does, bore me rigid or drive me nuts in alternating stripes.)”
so you don’t think about things outside yourself because it’s boring or makes you nuts?
that reads as being terribly shallow, and if you are religious, not very apt to be a worshiper, but merely a follower. nor does it imply much about your level of social awareness or much else for that matter. that makes you the perfect candidate for a drone, or a fall-guy.