Um…Jim, why are the Nav computers showing LOLcats?
Da! Dey haz a Kyootz! Ai kant get enuf ov doz gaiz! ROTFLMAO!
While we were at the station, Yuri thought it would make the trip home more enjoyable.
(Space Shuttle Discovery)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: badd
Uh, Houston…I can’t get back in the station…When I ask him to open the door, Dmitry keeps telling me “Aiz sorree Dabe, ai friad ai kant du datz” and then he giggles and does something called the “Happeh Danse” … little help here!
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I nominate this to be the worst caption ever!
I agree
Whiners.
At least it’s a lol, and not just someone’s political view on a photo.
Ummm… this is Pundit Kitchen, it is about political views and news. You should try clicking the 4th column to the left.
Care to explain how all of the other one’s get posted then? Maybe you should look at the link at the top where its says ‘LOL News’. I’m thinking that people in space is just if not more news worthy then pictures of the Pope losing his beanie.
Especially since the shuttle just landed again yesterday?!
But the pope! His beanie! It works on so many levels!
Read the comment to which I replied, and then read my reply once again. I said that Pundit Kitche IS the site about political views and news!
I think you may have replied to the wrong post above if you wanted to say that…
It’s called a ‘nesting fail’, I believe.
I usually blame it on senility. At least for me.
For you, I’d blame it on a cat or something more socially acceptable…
Hi, Yuri! Thanks for that friendly tip. I’ve been here before. Perhaps you haven’t noticed, but a good number of the “lols” recently haven’t even attempted humor but simply attached a particular opinion to a photo and were voted up (I suppose) because people generally agreed with them. Then we get to argue over them in the comments. Maybe you missed the whole concept of coming to this site to laugh (“lol”) at something political or newsworthy. I’m just glad someone tried, even if it didn’t make me fall over laughing.
I’m not saying that this is supposed to be serious. All I mean is that this is the place where we make fun of political stuff and news. And usually if you make fun of one side the other side is gonna disagree.
Bottom line is that this caption was not funny at all!
Thirded.
This is worth de-lurking to complain about.
Yucca brevifolia is a plant species belonging to the genus Yucca in the family Agavaceae. It is tree-like in habit, which is reflected in its common names: Joshua tree and Yucca palm and Tree yucca and Palm tree yucca. This monocotyledonous tree is native to southwestern North America in the states of California, Arizona, Utah and Nevada, where it is confined mostly to the Mojave Desert between 400-1,800 m (2,000-6,000 feet). It thrives in the open grasslands of Queen Valley and Lost Horse Valley in Joshua Tree National Park. There are two subspecies, including Yucca brevifolia ssp.jaegeriana Jaeger Joshua tree or Jaeger’s Joshua tree or Pygmae Yucca. Other subspecies have been proposed but rejected by botanists, including one reduced to a form, Yucca brevifolia f. herbertii (Webber’s Yucca or Herbert Joshua Tree).
The goose-step is a special form of military step which is usually demonstrated in solemn military parades and passes in review of closed units. The marching troops swing their legs from a vertical leg to a nearly horizontally-extending one, bringing it down with a loud simultaneous stepping noise and continuing the cycle in unison. It emerged from Prussian drilling regulation during the early 19th Century, where it was known as Stechschritt (literally, ‘”piercing step”) and Stechmarsch.
Researchers have found that if groups perform tasks in unison, such as marching, dancing and chanting, they show more loyalty towards each other and are less likely to go against the norm.
The findings, published in New Scientist, could explain why the likes of Hitler and Mussolini both seemingly had the ability to bend millions of people to their will.
tl;dr
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On this day in history…..in 1857, Sepoy Mangal Pandey of the 34th Regiment, Bengal Native Infantry revolts against the British rule in India and inspires a long-drawn War of Independence of 1857 also known as The Sepoy Mutiny.
Is anyone else seeing
as well as the crappy one?
We got a double-shot. Cool.
The first one is pretty lame. The ‘covertibles’ caption worked better, IMHO.
Yes.
Lulz…ceiling cat approves!
It has to be. This belongs on LOL cats, where they speak that crap.
It’s not funny, not political, and not news.
Worst one ever.
I didn’t see this before — “lol caption: badd”
Yessir.
Since when is a Space Shuttle visit to the ISS not news? Talk about being jaded!!!
not The Urban Spaceman?
I think he was saying that the caption had nothing to do with the newsworthyness of the event. Or I maybe be reaching…
Yes, and the LOLcat language not being appropriate for PK. This would be a great LOL for ICHC, though. Could it have been misdirected?
Naw, no cute animals in the picture. They’d all be confused and posting things like, “Ware iz teh kwet?! I wantz it!!!!!” and other such inanities.
Good point! It would be fun to read, I’m thinking.
To a point. Too much lolspeak makes me want to grab a shotgun and start hunting people down.
It’s not for everyone, but bleed-overs are unavoidable,
given our proximity to the Mother Ship.
(See how I brushed being on topic with that?
)
Nice!
So that’s what you were reaching for! I’ll save you the trouble.. *hands Jane the 12 guage*
Awwww, thanks Eds. *heads on over to ICHC*
Anytime, just don’t tell Charlie.. he would probably want to give lessons on target aquistion, aim, and fire techniques. I say kill ‘em all and let God sort them out.
Yeah, he was supposed to teach me how to shoot a gun and we never ot around to it. Guess I just wasn’t that interested. Poor Charlie, I never want to learn the things he’s interested in.
And I suspect society as a whole can now breathe easier too!
I don’t know about that one, Eds. With proper training, Jane’s wit, enhanced with firepower, would be a huge advantage to her side.
If there’s a shortage of conflict, she could always head your way and blast some of those venomous spiders you guys have…
And, damn. Backing up Jane’s…guns…with actual firepower? The conservabots wouldn’t know whether to cream their jeans or piss themselves in mortal terror.
Especially if she uses her game-ending
anaconda-like Commie-hug.
*shrug* At least they die happy.
Milton Freidman is GOD!
*waits for the boobies*
*blushes* Awwwwww, you guys are sweet. I had no idea I had this Lara Croft like reputation.
Damn Commies, eating all our cereal… Obama is to blame!*waits for boobies too*
*gives DWN a suspicious look* I dunno… fool me once and all that.
And I don’t trust Unc, his love of boobs is well documented.
What? I didn’t have cereal this morning and those damn Commies are to blame. Obama set me up! Ayers had a hand in it too with his shifty eyes and lack of milk…
Besides, can’t we all get a nom? I mean, get along…
I dunno… Maybe if you boys are good today.
… Deal because I plan to be bad tonight. >_>
Only wholesome, right wing, implanted, boobies. Like Anne coulter’s
LOL speak is like distant relatives. It’s fun to visit with now and again, but you couldn’t live with it.
…Except you don’t get much lolspeak at funerals…
You go to the wrong funerals… or it could have been the drink…
What drink?
Far too busy getting educated in the family secrets…
I meant for me… hence the whole thing seeming gibberish…
I’m putting that in my will. Funeral to be conducted entirely in LOLspeak.
Fun! It will give your relatives fits–mental, and also of laughter. A great legacy to leave!
I can get the number of Happy Times coaches if you don’t want to use a hearse…
The best part it, you won’t be alive so you won’t have to actually listen to it. One more way to torture one’s family!
Great great uncle Sy had “Is this the way to Amarillo” at his funeral. (He died singing it (apparently he was joking with the nurse wheelinghim into the intensive care ward)) Dying of bronchitis and singing… Fun way to go…
“Here liez Eric…and hiz bukkit”
*steelz bukkit*
but then Eric would return in a very M.R. James way to reclaim it…
You forgot the eleventy one !!11!!
In one. Thanks.
Welcome.
Careful, Jane.
Don’t worry about me. I’m done typing.
*re-lurks*
What? Why, was it a troll? Did I not know? It’s not like Anniee has been around throwing out crazy sh*t for us to laugh at.
*de-lurks*
No. I just felt I needed to say it before anyone else did.
Playing Captain Obvious.
*re-lurks*
Yes, yes, and it’s someone who doesn’t remember
promises…someone who can’t stand staying away
when someone else’s LOL can be trashed.
Offered as proof:
10:06–”Don’t worry about me. I’m done typing.”
10:14–”I just felt I needed to say it…”
In the words of Blind Melon: “It’s not sane.”
Awwwww, didn’t your mom ever tell you: “Make new friends
and keep the old one is silver and the other gold”?
LOL–Yes, and my mother also taught me to check my shoes for dog poop before entering the house.
My mom didn’t teach me that, we learned it in Brownies. They made us sing it in a round. I don’t want friends of the precious metal sort ever again.
My mom was a brownie troop leader, and it used to drive me nuts too actually!
Yeah… I didn’t last long in Brownies.
Mmmmmm, brownies.. now I’m hungry.. oh wait, the other brownies?!?! damn..
In before Fester makes crude jokes about eating Brownies…
I imagined Jane sitting around a camp fire singing about checking her shoes for dog poop.
Why do you think they call those little girls
“Brownies” in the first place?
Because they sing about dog poop?
You’re somewhat close Charro! You are right in that I was never a fan of the great outdoors. The final straw was making me walk home inappropriately clothed in the middle of an Alaskan winter simply because I had forgotten to bring the calendars I hadn’t sold.
What, you were clothed like a stripper?
*Insert pedo/Lolita joke about Jane here*
Naw… but it was about 40 below zero (not uncommon) and I had worn a dress to school but because of my hate for both tights and snowpants had to walk home for a pretty long distance with bare legs just to get the stupid calendars and bring them back to my scout leader, the Nazi.
Jane loves the Wang and the Wang loves her.
Awwww, I do! Btw, you’ve probably seen this already, but I thought of you when I saw it. [link]
Hmmmm, I tried to post a link and it didn’t work. Forgive me if this shows up twice but this made me think of you DWN.
Well, my links didn’t post so I’ll just *hugz* and say, of course I do!
NOMNOMNOM… I mean… *hugs*
From ‘Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young ‘
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Surely not Corpseface!
Saying “worst one ever” on an ICHC site is practically a declaration of war. I’m this >< close to finding the absolute WORST LOL on any site ever. But, I halt.
OT: Yes, this LOl sucks. I don’t even know what a “kyootz” iz. Oh noes. iz hapnin agin! halp meh!!1! @@@@hhh!!!!1!!on1!!!
Double dog dare…infinity dare.
PK should start a contest for worst LOL ever! It might be fun.
Hey, that sounds great! We could also do one for most pathetic
troll ever. How does that one grab you?
The field would be to wide and there would be chaos in the voting booth.
LOL!!
Can you imagine the bloodshed when the one troll tries to vote 15 times for herself, and the other trolls scramble around, trying to out-over-vote her?
LOL! But then it would keep them occupied and out of our hair.
I miss EP! *snivel*
But only for the entertainment value..
You might not think this is very fun, but, for me, it’s hilarious to re-read EP’s stuff at the time Palin was introduced as McCain’s running mate. [LINK]
I hope you glossed over the stuff I posted?
Of course I did…
Yeah, I wasn’t at my most reasonable in those days either. *blushes*
Yeah, seems everyone was a bit edgy in those old posts. Election tension I suppose. Glad you all are back to being clear-headed again.
I’m so happy. This is the biggest reply chain I’ve ever started. I’m coining a disgusting new word, ’cause I’m experiencing it: “blog-gasm.”
Yeah, Phaelin, Sarah Palin pushed me almost into troll territory. I really didn’t like that woman! I will say I was never as bad as EP or MegaSock.
Jane, I’ll never forget the fun we had with Potter Puppet Pals. It was a nice break from the heated debates going on then, and, for me, it was the first time PK seemed like more than just a place to rant and rail about politics. I had been around since September, but that was the first time (and one of the few) that I got a genuine case of the giggles. [/sentimental squish]
I remember… Being more juvenile and annoying. Now I am bitter and annoying, with slight chance of silly showers.
Yay!!! *squeezes Rho and sings along to the Mysterious Ticking Noise*
Is that what you call it?
>_>
I don’t know what you’re talking about…
…in bed.
*hugs Jane back*
Let’s have a Beach Party!!
I’ll bring the sun oil!
mean.
Awwwwwww, hit a nerve did it?
You know what? You two came here and no one knew who you were and no one called you trolls or dissected every post you made, yes I know, I was here then I just don’t talk post much. You regulars have gotten mean.
talk post, post talk, whatever…
*pops head up*
Agreed. I was here then, too.
*dives back underground*
*points concrete truck to hole*
*watches as pouring begins*
Please be the quick drying cement. Please please please.
Tennis, anyone?
hmmmm, you wouldn’t have any idea what happened to jimmy hoffa would you?….
Mom never did say what happened after that night. Michigan is pretty in the summer…
No, you’re right and I apologize. I’m just feeling a bit narky lately and you were the recipient.
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As for your original suggestion, I would love to see it, but I’m afraid there would be no clear winner as there have been to many.
That’s ok, we all have those days! And you’re right, there are a lot of them…
Yipp, I apologize, too, if my assessment was wrong. The jury is still out, but I’ll back off and give you the benefit of the doubt.
Assuming you’re not a troll, here is some advice:
If you, as an unknown, post snarky comments, you can expect to be mistaken for a troll. PK is LITERALLY overrun with them.
Also, if you, as an unknown, post an agreement to a known troll, you can expect to be mistaken for the troll’s sock. If you’ve been lurking long enough, you know the difference.
That’s ok, no offense taken…
I had no idea who people were when I finally selected my ID, and didn’t care. I’m still called a troll, when I just call people out on being ill informed…
And funny enough, I was thinking of you when I created this lol.. [LINK]
How very dare you… I look like this…
Wow, Unc. Those shoulder pads really do
accentuate your “lines.”
Nice one, Eddie!
As you can see, the years of clean living and early nights really paid off….
You must have also been using a good moisturizer with SPF 15 in it, as well.
Skin care is a major part of any self respecting man’s regimen.
As you can see. Pays off in the long run…
Yes, and the cataract surgery was a good call, too, Bright Eye!
@yipp – personally, as a noob here, i disagree that
anyone is mean. i’ve been as aggressive as the next
person, and as intolerant of stupid as i always am,
and the only things said to me was a general comment
re: lack of proper capitalization, which after i explained
about the condition of the pc i’m using at the moment
nothing more was said about it. and the other thing
pointed out to me was a spelling fail, which i actually
appreciated. it was done nicely, without name calling
or hostility.
all in all, i’m kind of dissapointed – nobody has accused
me of being a troll… ;(
Troll!
Another blasted troll, dag nabbit!
Hands Charro and Rho the BFT Stick 12000.. There ya go, have a whack!
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Bad Fairie, I suggest you run for it.. muuuwahaaaaaaa
running, running, finally with a mighty leap got some altitude and speed, flutter, flutter, flap-flap, splat, tumble, bounce, tumble, scrape, face down through a spider web into dry leaves on the forest floor. nasty, they were covering a giant banana slug! fricken-frack! who planted that d@mn tree in my flight path? you did that on purpose didn’t you eddiepscetti? i’ll get you all for that once i peel all these dead leaves unstuck from the spider webs and slug slime off of me
^wanders off in a daze, muttering, picking at forest detrious, and occasionally turning about to shake fist at everyone (which causes me to stumble and fall) ^
{light, love, & laughter to everyone now that i feel like one of the bunch
}
*dusts BadFairie off*
Sounds like it was quite an initiation!
(BTW, only reason I provided the spelling correction was that you had a ‘?’ after it…so I figured you wanted the correct spelling!)
@diss: Hey, we haven’t even hit her yet.
Does self-induced hazing count?
Good point….
*half-heartedly taps bad fairie on the side
of the arm with the BFT Stick 12000*
*trudges away, dragging stick behind her*
@diss – it was one of those brain damage moments – didn’t know if it was the right word or not, the incorrect spelling was coincidental.
as for the initiation, that’s actually sort of normal — i think i’m distantly related to george of the jungle (the character) lol, ow…
@bad fairie: I hope you like the link under my name.
BEANZ!
(seriously, I can’t be the only person who loved those. Can I?)
You called?
That’s not even a contest. MegaSock of the 37 and counting identities would win it hands down.
MegaSock has over 70 IDs, and counting.
There, see, definitely most pathetic troll in the history of PK trolls.
most pathetic conservative troll…
for some reason it’s the Reps who have the largest number of alternates.
Since trolls feed on discord there’s not much payoff for a liberal troll on a site that skews left. Now I’m sure if I ever felt the need to go to a conservative site there’d be all kinds of DemoTrolls ™ making asses of themselves. As for most pathetic troll, although MegaSock gets my vote TONN certainly gets an honerable mention for providing the most long term amusement.
I agree that TONN was the most amusing, by far. The worst one imo was/is “Camille,” because of what she did to the LOLs, as well as the melodramatic farewells, etc.
Is Camille Heather? If not I don’t know her.
One and the same. We nicknamed her “Camille” (after the Garbo film) because of her maudlin theatrics.
and faux consumptive coughing…
Oooooo, I loved when (as Sardonic) she brought her kids into the argument and then freaked out and begged everyone to leave her kids alone. And then posted as her kids. Good crazy fun.
How dare you knowingly hurt a preteen!!!
Gee, lucky us.. *sigh*
The only non-conservative troll I remember was the one who hijacked ema, but he only did that for two LOLs, and only posted mild snark after that.
Really? Who were some of them? Oh, wait… naming names may summon “them”. Never mind.
It’s like reading aloud from the Necromicon, just less benign…
Hahaha you said Necronomicon. Sort of. Hahaha that’s a great book.
Oh sorry.. I forgot the @@
I think for a period of time there he was practically EVERY troll on PK.
I’ve never understood the mindset of wanting to spend so much time on the comments section of a website just to be a troll. What’s the purpose??
To lend support for whatever argument you’re trying to put forward.
Except he never had arguments, just horrible one-liners. Kind of like a flaming bag of poo on your doorstep.
Clean up on cat food aisle! I repeat, clean up on cat food aisle!
…bring hazmat gear!!
I wear my Karl Ruprecht Kroenen armour… the places for side arms and sworrds are handy…
I had to look that one up. Does it come with a place for a litre of
sanitizer?
I could convert one of the Luger holsters…
Excellent! I had forgotten about the Swiffer® with the telescoping handle, but it looks like you’re in like Flynn!
Ooooh, I knew I liked you. Dibs on the Prince’s battle regalia in the second one.
What is going on with this site? Who is voting? 2 year olds? It really has gone to the dogs recently
The pictures not even enjoyable. I did notice that this is two space lols in a row… What’s up with that?
The shuttle landed.
D’oh!! That’s a good reason…
Wait, I thought that was I Has a Hot Dog.
I like I has a Hot Dog. [link] The dog needs to be squinting more and I sorta hope Judson shows up here. He’s funny.
I tried posting this link yesterday. I especially liked the comment by Judson.
I like I Has a Hot Dog, the lolspeak isn’t as prevalent and ah luvz goggehs. I mean, I love dogs.
The two lols are togethe so that those who dont like lolspeak only have to put up with it once, whilst those who like it get twice as much enjoyment.
So, for the lolspeak lover it’s like a sordid, greased up, menage a trois, and for those who don’t love it, it’s sordid, greased up, E-Wing spit roast with the viewer as the piglet…
I like the second, but think the first is weak… so it’s a bit of both with me… like a good dim sum… there’s the sweet, and the sour…
Now I want Chinese food, and my favorite place is closed on Sundays.
Thanks, Unc!
That’s ok sweetie, just amble over to failblog and order Chinese take-away from Soon Fatt.
Wasn’t he Steve McGarrett’s ‘Moriarty’ in “Hawaii 5-0″?
I thought that was Wo Fat.
Or maybe it was Lo Fat.
Fat Ho?
What were we talking about again?
I know it was Wo Fat, played by Khigh Alx Dheigh. For for real TV nerd cred, he was as Asiatic as I am and was born Kenneth Dickerson of mixed African descent.
Having said that, he was a noted Taoist teacher and wrote some books on the I ching.
*giggles* Fat Ho… I will not rest until I find, and eat at, a Chinese restaurant named Fat Ho.
Try eating at a place called “Pho King”.
I love Fat Ho’s, they are always half off…
we can has this on lolcats instead?
Doesn’t lol objects go on the lol cats page? All I see is a sideways smiley face.
Good call! Everytime I see the pic now, I’m seeing a smiley as well..
Wow this is terrible.
Of course it belongs here, it’s belittling LOLcats and LOLspeak, not celebrating them, and it’s within a joke about a timely news event. Note that only the buffoon “Yuri” is speaking in/enjoying the LOLspeak. I’m rather enjoying the unifying effect it seems to be having on the normally squabbly commentators…
It would have worked if they just settled for one talk-bubble; “WHY is the nav computers showing nothing but lolcats”
Who voted for this? I hope those who did have swallowed a bullet by now. J/k, it’s fine if they’ve drowned or hung themselves. Anything that leads to death other than just waiting around for it really.
That’s so open-minded of you. I applaud your flexibility.
*slips a .22 casing under his tongue*
Mmmm, iron supplements.
I love the fresh-faced, all-American, wholesome kind of humor.
*stares blankly at the screen*
*attempts to translate lolcat speak*
*begins drooling and twitching with an uncontrollable urge to kill using blunt objects*
*has Steve restrained and gives him a Seda-give*
If it hasn’t started to be funny to you then you’re okay.
it made me ROFL i swear !!!!