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FACT: One of the LAST things you ever want to see is a man with no left pinkie standing in a balogna factory.
(Luiz Inacio “Lula” Da Silva)
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I love this recent trend of being above yelling at ‘firsters’ acknowledging the ludicrousness of it and moving on. Brava PK posters. Infinitely more witty.
The best part, I feel, is that I get to learn some interesting facts. I’m almost disappointed sometimes when no one shouts “first” because then I don’t get to learn anything!
the more you know *rainbow*
but seriously, i’m totally with you on that.
Wear White
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The clothes you wear have a distinct influence on the way you feel. Loose garments, natural fabrics and light colours all lead to calm.
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This is why yogis wear white.
It thought that just wore a collar, tie and straw boater…
Always a fashion DO.
I demand pictures of you demonstrating this look NOW!
Not for any noble or wholesome reason, you understand…
I’m afraid I don’t get the pictures back until I pay the blackmail. You’ll be the first to see them after that.
I wonder if the Arby’s where Rahm Emanuel lost his swearin’ finger still has the tip, maybe in some sort of display cabinet. If not, they should make one. Out of reformed chicken.
Do you think that piece of bologna was good?
Yes, it was.
meow’s a carnival kind of carnivore …
My balogna has a second name, it’s f-i-n-g-er.
Pittypat FTW! Lol.
Morning coffee-monitor-WOOOSSHHH!!! Thanks for that one Pittypat. Toodamn funny.
Perfect with your avatar!
“Sadia bologna…is people!”
(see link)
It kinda reminds me of those shop teachers we had in high school that preached “shop safety”; but were missing a digit or two…
During my time at primary (7-11 ages) one of our teachers blew his thumb off while demonstrating a steam engine. I was really pissed to have missed that… I had tonsilitis that week…
We had Mr. Evans in 7th grade woodshop. Missing most of his middle and ring fingers on his left hand thanks to a band saw and belt sander…obviously not at the same time, although it’d make a great story. It always made me wonder…if the “expert” was getting fingers sheared off, what makes the school board think this is such a good idea for seventh graders?
Of course, now, kids can get fingers amputated during shop…they just can’t bring aspirin into school from home…
Ya, aspirin is totally more dangerous…
He should buy himself one of these – [link]
Eh, as long as the hand isn’t bleeding you have nothing to worry about. Someone once may have had something to worry about, but the baloney’s probably fine now
Great…now I’m going to be walking around work all day singing:
My bologna has a first name, it’s H-O-M-E-R.
My bologna has a second name it’s.. H-O-M-E-R.
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in history…
From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree…
D’oh!!! *crash*
I bet his pinky was in those corndog nuggets I just ate…. *yuck*
Deep down, you know it happens. Doesn’t make seeing the evidence any easier.
Heh. I used to work in a smoked salmon factory. The salmon is usually sliced by a slicer that basically goes back and forth – it’s got n interlock for safety but everybody breaks it because holding the fish next to the blade helps it slice better. One day, someone (inevitably) cut their finger off. After packing them off to hospital with their fingertip, the fish had the blood rinsed off it and it was silently packed and shipped.
Oh yeah, and Lula lost his fingers in a car factory, so it’s probably behind someone’s dashboard.
no left pinkies and bologna? what matters?
i dont understand… lol
*sigh* The implication is that the missing finger may be IN the bologna somewhere.
Honestly, what’s the difference between a pinky finger and butchered pig parts? Dead meat is dead meat. Unless you knew them personally of course…
The owner of the meat market where we get our pigs butchered lost her hand and wrist in a grinder accident many years ago. I didn’t ask her what they did with the “sausage” that resulted.
Brazilian access to the site must be increasing!
Oh don’t u dare insult Lula! Lula rules! Yaaay!