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By: Default User

Default User — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:19:06 +0000

I see no child left behind didn’t work out to well for you either.

By: JustBecauseYourWrong

JustBecauseYourWrong — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:08:34 +0000

Its not Obama has helped. The economy is even worse now after his stupid bill.

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:54:30 +0000

hey, as long as you blame the last guy, you don’t have to pay attention to the current situation.

good tactic. morons.

By: anon

anon — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:33:50 +0000

One problem with your statement “the first 9 1/2 trillion in debt your team rang up” in the fact that the country had a deficit of 6 trillion before Bush took office. Thats 3.5 trillion over 8 years, or less than 0.5 trillion per year. The deficit ran up during President Obama’s first year will be 2.5 trillion : 1.5 trillion for the budget deficit and 1 trillion for the “bailout” spending (765 billion for the new bailout plan, and 350 billion that he spent from the first bailout that was never spent, all of which is not included in the budget).

Another problem is the fact that it is Congress that decides the budget, not the President.

By: burgerofcheez

burgerofcheez — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:51:15 +0000

WAZZ ↑ (UP) WITH BALDY IN THE MIDLE?

By: 2wellread

2wellread — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:03:50 +0000

I concur, though I think Bush was less aggressive about trying things that have failed than Oblahblah is being… “heck, let’s triple the national debt over the next 10 years – since I inherited a bad situation, I may as well make it worse!”

By: Shelby

Shelby — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 07:04:28 +0000

You are hilarious.

By: BobTheObservant

BobTheObservant — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:51:48 +0000

if by ‘boosting’, you mean ‘running it into the ground’, then yes… he did a fine job at that!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:47:39 +0000

“it’s just the way it is”

there are several songs bout that… Bruce Hornsby or RUN DMC… take your pick…

By: EvilPoliticians

EvilPoliticians — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:01:01 +0000

Plan? Keep telling people to stop being ignorant voters. Get engaged in whatever platform you believe in. Hold those you support accountable. Apathy or resignation that “it’s just the way it is” is despicable.

By: anon

anon — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 13:33:02 +0000

Actually, the “playing with big piles of money that didn’t actually exist” started while Clinton was president.

By: Eddie's Troll

Eddie's Troll — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:31:15 +0000

Woo-hoo! I gets an internet! I gets an internet!
Uh, I mean, you suck. Hey, why don’t I get a troll?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:11:42 +0000

“it didn’t work when andrew jackson did it (although that wasn’t to stimulate, it just for kicks”
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I’m amazed he took valuable time away from dueling to do anything else for kicks, but live and learn, I guess.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:09:41 +0000

Right back atcha, Jane.
*hugs*

By: the man

the man — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:15:45 +0000

right. and every time obama tries to stimulate the economy, it drops like a rock. IT’S CALLED LEARN FROM HISTORY, FOLKS!! it didn’t work when andrew jackson did it (although that wasn’t to stimulate, it just for kicks) and it didn’t work with the new deal and it didn’t work when bush tried it. last time i checked the 4th and 5th times were not the ‘charm’. stupid people in power never cease to amaze me.

By: Jojo

Jojo — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:57:11 +0000

Obama will triple our national debt in his 4 years.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:40:32 +0000

I <3 Tessie.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:39:09 +0000

*sigh* 2/3 majority, to be precise. Democrats had nowhere near that much. They had a slight majority in the House and were almost dead even in the senate, iirc. Some people who obviously failed government class have no business posting on the internet (not you Mark, obviously, but PeachyKat)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:02:31 +0000

I don’t think I can wait that long. Because I’ll be dead several centuries before such a campaign is actually run.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:35:48 +0000

Fu(ck off, a@@hole. No one wants the job…
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If you were twice as smart as you are now, you’d still be
absolutely stupid, you Teaspoon sucking numnut biting cheeseboard licking buttmunching twankhole. The most intelligent thing to ever come out or your mouth was Einstein’s c0ck.
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The last chick you were with just looked at your penis, burst out laughing, put her clothes back on and left.
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Your mum still owes my dog fu(k-money.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:23:50 +0000

The number of truly awful mental images I’ve read so far are starting to make me kind of nauseous.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:20:30 +0000

I’ve been called a troll in the past when I wasn’t. That’s a real heartbreaker right there. “No, I’m not trying to be an a$$! It just happens on accident!”

By: leah

leah — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:19:54 +0000

LOL well played

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:13:17 +0000

Go for it. If it’s actually funny, maybe it’ll make it. If you’re just being mean for the sake of insulting him, not so likely.

By: Susan

Susan — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:03:56 +0000

Amen. Now they are being called obstructionists. Zero asked for a viable alternative to the budget and when he was presented with one, he won’t look at it. Hmmm. Be nice to see some of the pics/captions of him on here….Bush is no longer president, stop beating a dead horse. I’ll bet there could be some amazing captions for the pic of the jackass BOWING to the king of Saudi. Or maybe he was just looking for his brains…they apparently didn’t make the trip.

By: rewinn

rewinn — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:02:19 +0000

Uhm, why does the caption say “Failed”?

It clearly should say “EPIC FAILED!!!”

By: badfairie

badfairie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:06:01 +0000

try again – they were done under reagan, only called adjustable rate mortgages that time and they failed then too because nobody was able to make the balloon payment without a 2nd mortgage. of course this time around there was an interesting clause added to many – i don’t know what it was called but basically you can’t refinance or pay off early, the home owner has to pay the full amount of the mortgage including all projected interest to get out of the loan. i know several people who have had to walk away from their houses because they can’t sell, and their mortgages are non-assumable. plus at least one was written for 40 yrs instead of the customary 30 to bring the payments down to an affordable levell.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:37:07 +0000

It happens.

By: Authoriest

Authoriest — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:30:31 +0000

By: jwd

jwd — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:29:52 +0000

Why is it always the Republicans that have to find the “middle ground,” anyway?!?

By: wicked witch

wicked witch — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:24:42 +0000

I haven’t seen a picture of that flight suit in a while, just as well.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:14:11 +0000

I’m thinking someone got into mama’s ‘shrooms…

By: Smartz

Smartz — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:44:45 +0000

Oh, we are happy. But your comment is implying that it isn't Bush's fault that the economy is not failing now, but Obama's. I know it is getting old to hear, but how can a president of less than 3 months be the cause of years of deregulation of big businesses and lowered taxes of the wealthy causing an economic recession? If we were in such great shape, how come the Bush administration needed loans from China and Japan? And how can you not forget the trillions of dollars spent on the Iraq war? I have said this several times, but instead of increasing taxes to fund the war, the Bush administration decreased them for the groups that would would supply the most. And seeing as the Congress was dominated by the Republicans from 2000-2007 [link], these tax breaks were most likely influenced by them.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:52:08 +0000

1. Boosh ruled, just look at that stuffed-crotch flight suit.
2. Anything that went wrong during Boosh’s reign was the fault of Clinton/the Democrats in Congress/Obama retroactively.
3. But nothing did go wrong, so there.
4. Poor people are lazy crooks who want handouts, and megacorporations are humanitarians who would make us all rich and happy if only we cut their taxes enough.
5. If you think things are bad now, just wait until your messiah Obama takes all our millions and turns us all into a socialist/commie/nazi dictatorship, like he’s already doing except you’re in denial about it.
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There, I just saved us six hundred posts. You’re welcome.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:09:58 +0000

Yes, blaming a political party is the answer. Because blame solves everything.
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Besides you couldn’t possibly blame the entire government for screwing up, it must be the “enemy” party.

I agree, Democrats in congress made it difficult for a republican president to get things passed, and that is a jerkwad thing to do. However, one would think that the republicans would have been able to find a middle ground with the democrats where both parties could agree to get done what needed to be done.

By: Exile

Exile — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:28:27 +0000

How’s old Adolf Hitler Obama doing? Has he nationalized any corporations today?

By: scott

scott — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:01:22 +0000

self-trolled??

By: wallFly

wallFly — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:58:57 +0000

on second thought, maybe Cthulhu/Dagon would be more appropriate? It’d definately draw in the coastal demographic.

By: wallFly

wallFly — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:57:05 +0000

Cthulhu 1012? But who’d he run with? I’m partial to a Cthulhu / Shub-Niggurath party ticket, bit of a mouthful though… not to mention what the bumper stickers would look like…

By: Wile E Coyote

Wile E Coyote — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:53:17 +0000

I like how nobody notices the legion of dems behind Bush, that pushed for that stimulus to be signed.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:48:20 +0000

The currently used economic definition of poverty goes back to 1963-64, and assumed that a family spend 1/3 of their budget on food–and also assumes what is now known to be an inadequate-for-nourishment amount of food.
(link)

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:42:43 +0000

That’s just the acid talking…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:39:52 +0000

@MG: You’re pretty…..

By: Authoriest

Authoriest — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:37:17 +0000

*visualizes ubr & uf before the fact*
*rends clothing, rips what’s left of hair*
*slips into madness*
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SPLORT!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:32:21 +0000

*Laughs because Authoriest grabbed the “Brown Acid”…hands Diss the Blue Acid*

Boy is Authoriest in for a bad trip…

By: Authoriest

Authoriest — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:29:23 +0000

*yoinks tab before diss grabs it…runs faster*

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:27:53 +0000

*sets up another IV and injects needle into Diss’s arm*
*pops tab of LSD and hands one to Diss*
This should help block out the memory…if it doesn’t, it can’t hurt…

By: Authoriest

Authoriest — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:24:47 +0000

*runs away gibbering & attempting to poke out mind’s eye*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:22:48 +0000

Share, please?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:21:02 +0000

*sets up Brain Bleach IV and jabs needle into own arm*