
Hey, shouldn’t we tell him he’s got those on wrong?
Are you kidding? That guy scares the living crap out of me and HE HAS A GUN. I’m not telling him he doesn’t have enough hair to worry about mussing it up.
(Vladimir Putin)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: syao
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First quote was promising, second quote fvcked up the punchline. So, no lulz here.
I share your lack of lolitude.
Agreed here as well.
It would have worked better with just the first speech bubble.
I liked mine:
“Please Hold Still Comrade, this isn’t as easy as it looks.
Guess I’m not alone in my assessment.
Sometimes less is more…
The second bubble should have been shortened, and the aesthetics are
sloppy. Looks like we all need to be more diligent about voting, yes?
I quit voting, because it hasn’t seemed to make any difference in what they choose to put up…
*sigh
I voted right after I posted above, and was able to catch a good one from diss.
Aw, thanks!
I continually fail a long row of pictures on roflrazzi and then look at upcoming ten minutes later and there they are…
Well, if you look at the Lincoln Heads for this one, you can visualize the masses mindlessly clicking 5, 5, 5, 5, 5…lol
5 dollar footlongs…..
Yup! lol
Yes, I would have enjoyed this picture of Vlad without a caption at all.
Seconded. I find him very hot in a Bond-villain sort of way.
I agree. Next LOL please.
They should have left it at ‘Are you kiddin’? HE HAS A GUN!’.
who is this Vladimir Putin?
Your mother.
Your mother on steroids.
Or … Separated at birth? [link]
who is that masked man?
Are you saying we have an unclaimed Vladimir Putin running around?! Dear God he must be so scared! Quick! Someone page his parents!
I was browsing…and just had to reply to this…This guy’s the one and only driving force behind Russia, its armies and etc. You can call him Barack Obama’s counterpart except for the fact that EVERYBODY likes him in Russia and he holds a lot more controls and leverage in the world.
Yeah, because if you don’t like him (or at least pretend to) you wake up with a serious case of dead. There’s no one left that doesn’t like him anymore.
the most (and only) awesome politician 3v3r.
Dude is actually really evil-looking.
Not funny.
True.
In Soviet Russia….ah…nah…nevermind.
… tin shoots pu.
Pooty-poot doesn’t -need- a gun to be menacing. It’s like Darth Vader… sure he’s got a light saber, but is that what you’re -really- worried about?
Hell no. I’m worried about him crushing my larynx with his mind…the light saber would be a swift and merciful end!
I’m worried about him heavy breathing over the phone. Damn Darth Stalker.
I live in a country near Russia and I’m just worried about him
For a whole lot of reasons. I agree, this one isn’t funny although I wish it were
Shootin’ Putin
The fool has his finger on the trigger while the gun is not pointed downrange. Dipshirt.
You noticed that too?
When I play House of the Dead my finger goes off trigger when there are no zombies on screen or during cut scenes, and that just a Wiimote in a plastic shell.
Old habits die hard, it seems….
I now have an urge to shoot zombies on Timesplitters 2 when I get home…
Left 4 Dead
Greatest zombie game ever, assuming you like working with other players co-op style to survive.
Time Splitters is an excellent game too, as well as Resident Evil 4, for the Wii especially.
I am very fond of making my own levels on Timesplitters and then giving myself only small arms and maybe a sniper rifle to hold off a lurching mob of 20 at a times.
Dare you to call him that to his face. Nay, double dare.
lol
…finger on trigger in preparation…baffle under chin so as to not to strain or untuck tailored uppers…rules a nation for a living ( or better )…
…and is re-approaching your personal arms-length airspace while you give bastard children of strangers your nation out of “hope”…cheers!…
…Afghanistanagain…
…starring Steve Guttenberg…
…as ‘The Beaver’…
…or ‘The Wii’…depending on exit surveys…
2nd caption, wayyy too long. How does this crap get voted on?
The other LoL with the shorter to-the-point punch-line was much better. Who votes on this carp?
Koi?
Tuna?
Please…let’s not flounder around with fish puns.
You’re always so crabby, do we need a clownfish to cheer you up?
Squid pro quo, Clawrice.
I gotta admit. Trying to come up with a good pun was hard. Catfish got my tongue.
Oh that’s just because you’re the strong, saline type.
A good sturgeon can re-attach that tongue for you.
But you nose, eel half to use needles.
what if putin shot him whale he was doing it? (whatever. i tried.) *use your imagination and insert actual funny fish-related pun here*
Does anyone notice, the IRA seem to be in cahoots with Putin in this pic?
What, are they in the lovely little Ulster town of Ballyclava?
It’s a very polite little town. The Provos give you ten minutes to get out.
That’s a lot more minutes than you get at Checkers, where you’re told,
“OUT OUT OUT!“
12 if you happen to be whistling ‘danny boy’ at the time.
…Ohh Danny boy…
…Wittmaack-Ekbom’s syndrome, Wittmaack-Ekbom’s syndrome is calling…
…the house, the house that Jack built…
You think they’d give a world leader some goggles.
I don’t get why this picture is funny…
Why would Putin need a strangle guard?
Putin is ex-KGB agent (i think), so I guess he really knows what he is doing there and really I can’t see anything funny in this picture…
I hope you’re kidding about being afraid of him. Yes, there’s something creepy in his eyes but he is just a man.
And yes, he’s an ex-agent (some sort of intelligence or something) so I guess he knows how to hold a gun.
And yes, I personally think he’s hot but not everyone likes him in Russia, that’s not true. Don’t be silly – no one is executed for not liking the president or the premier. It’s an idiotic prejudice. Soviet regime collapsed long time ago.