Kim Jong Il shops for a new wife at the military surplus store
(Kim Jong-Il)
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This is total win.
It’s sh!t, and you’re high, and you know it.
lol
No way this totally rules. Pundit kitchen has sucked all week. This is actually funny.
The decor is just lovely. The bare bulbs really tie the room together.
Yes, very romantic.
All that’s missing is the black roses.
Of course, can’t forget those.
Are those low energy bulbs I see? How green of you, Kim.
Green with envy.
First…ish…?
lol apparently North Korea is pro-prostitution… well for Kimmy at least :p
The IRS limits each year how much money can be contributed to a 401(k) plan. The first limit is on employee contributions, the second on total contributions. There is a provision allowing those over 50 years of age to make what is called a “catch up contribution” that is above the two previous limits mentioned. Additionally, there is also a limit on income, wherein if your income exceeds a certain amount for the year, you are no longer eligible to contribute to a 401(k) plan. 401(k) plans are also tested every year to ensure the plan is “non-discriminatory” (does not discriminate in favour of highly compensated employees), and if they fail the test the Plan has to lower the income cap for their highly compensated employees (it has to be lower than the IRS mandated income cap).
WTF does that have to do with ANYTHING on here.
annoying!!
Ordinal post rule. Please keep up.
Yes, this is a very common rule on this site to keep people from annoyingly posting what number they think they are. Observe…
NINE HUNDREDTH!!!
The sea lion is not really a lion at all.
Madison Square Garden is neither square, nor a garden, nor on Madison Avenue. Discuss among yourselves.
Harry Reasoner wasn’t hairy. Pretty good reasoner though.
I’ve been wrong for so many years. Thanks for breaking my heart Charro.
I’m so sorry! I didn’t know!!!11!eleventy11!
Yes, people who throw hissy fits without knowing forum customs ARE annoying. Kind of like those tourists Danbala was talking about earlier. You’re this close to having a fanny pack.
Ha! Fanny Pack. I love it. Thanks Jane.
You’re welcome! Such an unfortunate fashion dead end.
why call it a fanny pack when it doesn’t go on your fanny? Clearly a conspiracy! I blame the French.
It does go just above the UK (archaic) meaning of ‘fanny’… [LINK]
I didn’t know that? I thought it was so named because most of the women who use one have a horrible case of front butt.
It is not annoying, it is vital information for anyone wishing to understand more about their Defined Contribution Plan. Because you don’t understand it, does not mean it is not appreciated by others.
And diss is right, it is an Ordinal Post Rule. I suggest you learn it if you wish to continue posting. Thank you.
Least it means that my Wang rule will always be relevant…
Of course it will. You rule with the Wang, right?
“By this Wang, I rule!!!”
Yes, yes of course.
You’re slow aren’t you?
Lurk more, as we say on /b/
Holy hell, /b/ has found this place? That explains so much…
Alright, I’m gonna show you MY ignorance — what is /b/?
I wish I had your ignorance…
srsly. /b/ is retarded…
So it is……?
Oh, 4chan. Never mind.
/b/ is everywhere o.o
So was Red China… but that was for Mao of the one teste…
Can we shop at the LOL store for funny captions?
thanks to the economic stimulus package your funny lols have been purchased by the government and redistributed to people more deserving (wealthier) than you.
The wealthy do deserve more, I don’t know how they cope, the poor bastards.
I find the “See All Captions” option useful for that.
Is anyone else creeped the hell out by this image? For some reason it looks like in this tight little room, Kim might just pull out a luger and start shooting them in the head. Like it would be a nice, private place to dispose of inferior females. (I don’t know his stance on the equality of women, but I’ve yet to meet a dictator that treated them anything other than property.)
Is that not what they are?
(I’m sure that will go down well)
That’s disgusting.
That’s what she said….
After she asked to be tied up and flogged for a while before having some consentual forced sex.
That’s much better.
That’s… what she said actually. O_O
That’s what I’d say too.
Now if our youngest son would actually sleep before midnight, we could get a proper session of that in because Lynn has been Jonesing. Poor masochist…
My heart goes out to you.
*hugs* Thanks hun.
*hugs* Anytime
NOMNOMNOM
I mean… Woot!
Hahahaha still feeling the after effects of the K, are we?
If I said yes, would you believe me?
Maybe.. Are you going to say yes?
Um, no. I am naturally this onery.
Consen-tool sex? Like, with Black &/or Decker?
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You wouldn’t believe the vibes you can get off a dremel. Or a circular saw. Ha!
O_O
Circular saw?
A girl’s gotta have her secrets…
I went to a Pink Floyd tribute concert, and if anyone knows much about Pink Floyd, they might know that the song “One of These Days” played live can make girls feel a little tingly. At least it seemed that way for a couple nearby ladies at this particular show.
Ooh that does sound fun.
O_O
*wants to feel tingly, damn it*
Get the album Meddle and crank up the bass.. just another ‘Tip For The Day’
With, or without ginger?
With, duh.
Perhaps I could have Marianne instead of Ginger? Or both? I’ll bring my 5 inch round variable speed oscillating sander with the lambs wool polishing bonnet.
Hmmmm…maybe a new version of Clue.
I got off with a chainsaw on what used to be a waterbed!
Oh yes excellent new game!
It was Viking Gal, with the ginger, in her lazy boy.
Noes! It was EIS, with the groupie, at the concert.
Noes! It was Charro, with the chainsaw, in the garage.
Or Viking Gal with the ginger, and her not lazy boy?!
Holy crap, if you can put a chainsaw there then…uh…wait, nevermind.
Don’t you remember “Heathers”? “F u c k me gently with a chainsaw”? No? I do.
I have only a very very vague recollection of that movie.
Oh. Ok well me too, but I certainly remember that part.
THAT’S where that idea popped into my head from! I didn’t think I was that sick without some kind of inspiration. Sick inspiration that was.
You know, we laugh, but it’s really terrible what he and his father have done to that country. The citizens are starving and brainwashed into believing terrible lies about Christianity and the West – and now he’s after nuclear weapons for who knows what reason. Worst country on the planet.
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea?
Just because they don’t practice democracy, the president is a dead guy, nothing belongs to the people, and it isn’t republic? The country that you can’t live in, and you can’t leave?
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The Totalitarian Dictatorship of North Korea is indeed the armpit of the world. The sad thing is that it could be a beautiful nation under proper leadership.
Am I the only one who finds this funny?
“Kim is said to be a huge film buff, owning a collection of more than 20,000 video tapes. His reported favorites are the Friday the 13th, Rambo, James Bond, and Godzilla series, as well as Hong Kong action cinema, and any movie with Elizabeth Taylor. He is the author of the book On the Art of the Cinema. In 1978, on Kim’s orders, South Korean film director Shin Sang-ok and his actress wife Choi Eun-hee were kidnapped in order to build a North Korean film industry. In 2006 he was involved in the production of the Juche-based movie Diary of a Girl Student – depicting the life of a girl whose parents are scientists – with a KCNA news report stating that Kim “improved its script and guided its production”.”
-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il (I know, its not a perfect source, but still)
Seriously sounds like something out of a movie with a spoiled kid who grew up too rich. Who writes this stuff?
Not that I’m a Jong Il supporter, but how do you know we aren’t equally brainwashed about North Korea?
AHA! proof you’re a Kim supporter. Yessiree, you said equally brainwashed. Only a Kim supporter would assume that Kim’s brainwashing is the most extreme and that we match. You probably think he deserves a reward perhaps Brainwashingest ruler in the Guiness?
Hooray for kim, we all have to learn from him. Stimulate the Economy!
He looks like he is just window shopping… that isn’t gonna stimulate anything… well maybe himself… but certainly not the girl and DEFINITELY not the economy.
He probably could have done better price-wise at Costco, but then he’d have had to buy the big package of eight wives duct-taped together.
That somebody probably already returned once. “Hey, there were supposed to be 9 wives in here, and this one looks like she’s been opened!!”
ROTFLMAO!!!
*golfclap for the fact that I barely prevented myself from choking*
Every once in a while I get in a winner. LOL
Tis okay, I am babbling odd poetry in the Breaking News thread and they are liking it. So apparently I am having a good day too.
But yea, that was just great. I will have to resist the urge to cuddle up with Lynn and then make a crack about being opened already.
“These 8 are all we could find that weren’t taller than you. Sorry.”
I was just going to type that!
How many of these is he going to be in?
All eight of them if he gets his way. And being absolute dictator, he usually does.
Viva V i a g r a?
If anyone ever looks at the North Korean slideshows on Yahoo news, they’d realize this is a pic of Kim inspecting a military unit like he usually does.
If anyone gave two sh!ts about factual information, they would be reading the news on CNN, not punditkitchen.
Some of us are bored enough to read both…
Some how this makes me sad.
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