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Wanna Play D&D?
I’m DM!
I brought the dice!
“Skip Day”
Just like high school, nobody told the nerds
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What? Don’t you all bring your dicebag with you everywhere you go?
Also, first?
Created in a budget resolution in 1974 as part of the congressional budget process, the reconciliation process is utilized when Congress issues directives to legislate policy changes in mandatory spending (entitlements) or revenue programs (tax laws) to achieve the goals in spending and revenue contemplated by the budget resolution. First used in1980 this process was used at the end of a fiscal year to enact legislation to fine tune revenue and spending levels through legislation that could not be filibustered in the Senate. The policy changes brought about by this part of the budget process have served as constraints on the levels of mandatory spending and federal tax revenues which also has served since 1981 as a vehicle for deficit reduction. The reconciliation process is an optional procedure and not a required action by Congress every fiscal year as is passage of the concurrent budget resolution. However, during the eighteen year period from 1980 to 1998 thirteen reconciliation measures have been enacted into law and numerous others have been considered by Congress. Occasionally, reconciliation legislation has included certain such enforcement mechanisms as extensions of the discretionary spending limits and PAYGO requirements or even reforms to the budget process. Whether for tax reduction, tax increases, deficit reduction, mandatory spending increases or decreases or adjustments in the public debt limit, this process has been used to focus many agents on one goal.
wat
“First” trolls are graced with random information…
I kinda like it – I may start making first posts not to be a troll, but just to see what I can learn from the subsequent info
I’ve had that temptation myself!
Here’s a smattering for you:
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*ghukrghhhh*
can you speak normal english?
Mine is made of copper ringmail
*rolls the dice*
I think you just failed your will save, my good sir.
nub
ZOMFG! ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES!
NOOOO! NOT BLACK LEAF!
You sir, have won one (1) internet!
Hey, could you guys shut up? I’m working on my Physics project here!
These graphics are horrible, what is this a Sega Genesis?
You find yourselves in a dank, ill-lit dungeon. The only light streams down from the hole in the ceiling through which the king’s guards threw you into this foul-smelling hole. The walls are of stone, and are slick with a slimy sort of moss.
Echoing weakly from several directions, you can hear the sounds of other dungeon dwellers, preying on each other like wild beasts. A loud scraping noise, accompanied by a sudden darkness, indicates to you that the guards have covered over the entry hole with a large stone plate.
Those with Darkvision can detect several tunnels proceeding in various directions (NW, SW, SE, NE). The only equipment you have are your fists and the rags on your backs.
You look down and feel the pile of refuse beneath you move, even squirm a bit. A low moan issues out and you feel hands grasp for your ankles.
I jab at the moaning pile with my mace causing 6 hit points damage to DWN…
*facepalm* Ow…
*full disclaimer*
I’ve never played D&D; but had two older brothers who did…so I was trying to remember the lingo…
*Hands DWN an icepack and kisses boo-boo on his forehead*
*chuckles* Tis okay, you missed the part where you were supposed to be unarmed and in rags…
The bane of every rapist… Mace… *rubs head*
Disclaimer: I don’t condone rape unless it is rape play. Even then, I don’t do hardcore rape play.
Disclaimer for the dim: I don’t care if you think rape play is wrong.
*Hears gurgling sounds behind her*
OK…so…um…how do we get outa here? Oooohh…wait…I’ve got an idea…
*begins magical “get us the eff outa here chant”*
*opens basement door*
What the hell are you kids doing down there with the lights off? Get up her before somebody gets hurt.
*flips on light switch*
Oh, and your Hot Pockets are ready.
Well played…
Dang it, there goes the ambience. Oh well, pass the Mountain Dew.
*looks down at ambient post*
Damn… wasted words…
*invokes spirit of Gary Gygax to restore ambiance*
Come, villainy. Death awaits you.
*Slaps Authoriest for talking to Diss like that*
Screw you guys… I’m goin’ home!
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MG sugar, could you please get that fine behind of your into the kitchen and fetch me something sweet, besides you?
*whips out palm pilot. takes notes of DWN a@@-kissery technique*
*goes into kitchen and slaves away at a 6-layer chocolate cake*
*runs upstairs, puts on French Maid outfit*
*runs back into kitchen and gets cake*
*saunters out to DWN*
“Wanna Piece?”
*wicked grin*
Oh don’t you know it.
*slices cake and gives to DWN*
“Okay, there you go…I’m off to work at the French Embassy…See you later.”
Kinky, bring back video.
*noms cake*
See, now I woulda responded to “Wanna Piece?” with
“Yeah, and I’d like some of that cake too.”
Sounds messy.
*locks Authoriest in the basement*
*bangs on door futilely*
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I would never let a woman kick my ass.If she tried something, I’d be like, HEY! Respect mah authoritah!
I can see where that would work. A good Cartman imitation could diffuse a lot of aggression with humor. Good tactic.
I gave your Hot Pocket to the dog, by the way, Mr. Smart Mouth.
Diss, I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go. Would you go and get me a hot pocket please?
No problem!
*pops another HP in the microwave for DWN*
Oh, and there’s pie for dessert if you want some.
Awesome, just the hot pocket for now. I think MG might be nabbing the pie for me. Have a seat, rest your feet.
“But Mi-ommm!”
Grown ups are talking, go play your xbox.
My hot pocket gave me heartburn. Got any Tums?
I launch into a back-flip whooping my warcry as I go.
You hear a loud Ooof as you hop back, though the slick terrain nearly puts you off balance. However, your loud warcry does seem to have silenced the ambient noises in the background and you now feel the presence of many eyes upon your ill equiped form.
The pile you kicked off from, rises up, a fetid horror clothed in rags so similar to yours with eyes hollowed out by the gnawing young of flies. Its low moan now with a hint of desperation as it lurches from the pile of refuse.
Also, you blew your tumble check, so you’re at a -2 to all rolls due to a twisted ankle. However, you do spy a glint of something shiny a few feet to your left.
my war cry is:
.
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
I knew somebody who copied Arthur from The Tick and yelled, Not the Face!
“SPOON!!!!!”
Ah, Calvin and Hobbes. Good play ol’ chap.
GAAAAA. I need to come back more often. I totally missed my chance to cast magic missle.
Where are the Cheetos?
Where’s the Mountain Dew?
*looks over at her Mountain Dew*
I have NO idea.
Roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk!
I’m too drunk to pick up the dice….how the hell am I typing?!?! *passes out*
*rolls Mr. Wholesome over, takes his credit cards and car keys*
You don’t mind, do you? No? Ok, see you later!
*slides pillow under his head and throws a blanket over him*
*heads to the mall for some serious shopping*
*hops in car with Diss*
Gold Card…right?
*Squeezes in*
Where first? I’m thinking shoes …
Cool, there’s an Aldi by the food court….
*facepalm*
Aldo. We want shoes, not groceries….
Shoes…oooohhh…and lets do the spa thing….
Sooner or later PK is going to spit out my last two posts.
Pretty soon your going to spit out two teeth!
*I’m almost sober now!
I forgot to thank you for the pillow and blanket.
Thanks.
Now to look for the crowbar.
Hey, if you’re missing teeth, that’s not on me….I didn’t eat ‘em. I think you might’ve hit the coffee table when you passed out earlier.
*thinks*
You didn’t sneak any of MG’s cake, did you?
*grabs her jacket and chases like a younger sister*
Can I come too? I needs thigh high nylons…
Always room for one more!
*checks wallet*
O_O
She boosted my debit card!
>.>
.
.
Did not >.> I has my own… and the one they nabbed ^_^
… Oh, here it is. Wait, your card goes into OUR account. My monies… T_T
They will get eatedededed…
^w^ monies are good nom
Don’t worry, Lynn…the tranquilizers I put in the chocolate cake should be kicking in any second now…he should be out for hours!!! Great Plan!!! SHOPPING TIME!!!!!
FWEEEE!! SHOPPING! With Girls >.> Shopping with straight boys sucks.
No Sporting Goods Stores…No “Can we get out of here yet?!”…No oogling over the Vicoria’s Secret Tramps….
Wait what? Where is my legs? Who are these fingers? …..
Z_Z
Zzzzzzzzz *flumps on ground…*
Ketamine…when you absolutely, positively have to go shopping with the girls!!
Oh I don’t mind sporting goods or the vicky secret crap… it’s the complaining about the third time around the store to pick out clothes.
I can’t always spot everything the first go round damnit >.>
*twitches, mumbles… Has minions drag me back home*
I’ll not have you slandering the Victoria’s Secret tramps that way!
I love how he’s complaining when you’re getting thigh highs ….
I mean, in black no less …l
Yea you’d think the he’d realize that was an imperitive part of That Banker outfit he was fantasizing about *chuckles*
*can’t read minds with you in a car speeding away*
Diss, you did flip the anti-mindreading button on, didn’t you?
Oh, yeah, shields are up.
GIRLS DAY OUT!!!!!!
Did someone say Margaritas?!
Oh, hells yes…
O.o I’ll just take a pina colata fanks ^_^
TO THE BAR THEN!!!! MARGARITAS AND PINA COLATAS ALL AROUND!!! IT’S ON DWN!!
*whimpers in sleep*
*pokes DWN with stick*
What the hell happened here?! It looks like a DD party with chocolate cake gone horribly wrong.
*sniff sniff*
Do I smell Ketamine!?
*twitches and mutters and humps at the air. Still too unconscious to ask why Charro brought a stick into my bedroom*
ketamine? i got the microwave and the straw… anybody want a bump?
*wishes he was conscious to defend self*
*looks at stick* Why did I bring this into DWN’s room?
*looks at ubr, chucks stick* Pass that straw over here!
*thinks* ubr, why do you carry a microwave with you?
*has muscle spasm and grabs Charro, humping her senseless before passing back out. Arms infrequently make grasping actions for another victim*
*is not really into dissociative anesthetics*
*still wonders why ubr’s carrying around a microwave*
Ohmai. Did you see what just happened there? And no ginger to be found…
*phew* Ah but fun nonetheless.
Can I have some more K? *pant pant*
*growls and drags Charro in and humps hard again*
Hee hee! Best D&D party EVAH!
*runs away squealing*
ubr! Where are you with that K?!
*burrows into blankets, growling and occasionally humping*
*gives DWN old 3ft tall Banana in Pajamas and recovers with blankets*
There ya go sweetie. Hump away. I’ll be in a k-hole for a little while.
i’m a boy scout. must be prepared.
*looks up with googly eyes*
Well, thanks for being a boyscout.
*returns from shoping*
Who brought a stick and a microwave into our bedroom? *climbes into bed to see if DW is back up yet*
O_O
Ummmm, so this is what happens when I’m gone shopping all day (for real, not on PK)
*Lynn is humped into a coma, so is Jane*
*pokes head out from under bed*
Ohai.. I think the K is wearing off. I can go if you want..
>_>
I can has hump and huggle orgy?
I’m down. Or up. Whichever is the preferred method.
*can’t hump and/or huggle in the orgy since she’s in a coma*
Bwahahahaa!!!
*huggles and humps with rampant abandon, plenty enough to wake comatose womenfolk*
*is humped with abandon*
*wonders what ELSE was in that chocolate cake DWN ate*
Wow. V i a g r a is censored by the PK post eaters.
*has just been without for a day and a half… Humps more*
That is odd, Charro. They censor the Syndinafil pills but have Republican ads…
Holy crap! It IS censored! Why, when you can say ass and damn? This makes no sense. You can also say Levitra and Enzyte and Erectile Disfunction.
Ass damn penis crack dope whore crap poop moo
And thus the hump thread was derailed. Curse you Bob Dole, curse you…
moo?
Watch your language, pittypat! There’s no
need to be so vile!
Sorry BLEET it’s OINK the BAAAA tourettes.
Moo!
Belgium
LOL
^_^ YAY!! My old ones are white and I need black >.>
*trundles into car and cranks some tunes*
do they rly ask where this is? obviously at the european parliament …
Awesome cap and even more awesome comments! (so far)
Did anyone notice how highly this is rated? Since when did D & D become mainstream enough for “everyone” to get it?
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There have been movies, of course, but…
Bear in mind, this is the internet, where the nerds roam free.
And don’t forget us fantasy dorks…
And those who just fantasize..
Oh the internet’s the home
Where the nerdlings do roam
And the fahhhhntsy dorks come to play!
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Where always is heard
The voice of the nerd
As he imaaaaagines himself king all day!
*golf clap*
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You need to work on your tone though. Simon Cowel would have a field day with THAT performance.
Nah, Randy’s all about ‘your tone is off, it was kind of pitchy’. Simon goes straight for the jugular. “Your singing was horrible, and you suck at life. Please go die now.”
That’s still not as bad as the judges from Australian Idol where one of them, Kyle Sandilands, was quoted as saying, “I’d rather have a pole driven up the arse then hear that again.”
LOL! That’s awesome! We need to send that to Simon to use immediately!
“It was like you were a singer on some ghastly cruise ship”
About me? You shouldn’t have…
And those of us who can only fantasize about being fantasy dorks roaming free with the nerds.
I read that as “Beer in mind”. What does that say about me?
Subliminal advertising at work. Click my name!
n8…ever had any of the Gritty McDuff beers and ales? They’re out of Portland Maine…mmmmmmmmmm
Nay, plenty of Dogfish Head brewery for me though. Most of my beer dollars go to either them or North Coast.
The necessary trip to Hawaii is worth it to taste the Fire Rock Pale Ale from the Kona Brewing Co.
*adds to the list of 1098 reasons to see Hawaii*
I keep reading the cap as “Wanna play B&D?” Gag me.
No, I mean gag me …
… How much you willing to spend?
ouch
And we haven’t even started yet…
Reminds me of the time this adorable guy on the corner of 83rd and 2nd tried to pick me up and I sauntered past, feeling like hot sh!t, then noticed over several days that he hung out on that corner asking every woman who passed for the time – he was for sale. Ack. I suppose guys get to have that charming experience more often.
Harsh…
Well, for what it is worth hun, I was definitely kidding. I wouldn’t sell myself like that. As for you, I can see any man worth the time finding it a rare privilege to bind you up and give you a proper spanking.
Eh, I think it’s a woman thing. Men aren’t the only ones with fragile egos. Friendzies?
Of course! *hugs*
It is why I couldn’t bear a prostitute or even getting a lap dance at a strip club, let alone going to a strip club in the first place. I would just feel horrid if I had to pay for attention. I prefer it willing and earned through charm.
Aw, you sweetie you.
Back at ya love.
At the risk of pointing out the obvious…that you have beer in mind?
Yay for D&D! However, I would like to point out that often we nerds were indeed informed about skip day (provided we could be trusted not to blab to the teachers) and we simply chose to show regardless. We relished the idea of a day of peace and quiet where we could get the dangerous chemicals out because the morons were gone. Oh yeah!
I take it you had max ranks in Craft: Alchemy…
my friends and i did this quite often in highschool. we used the AV equipment to watch movies, and the microwave to cook popcorn. it was pretty fun on skip days.
Skip days? So what, students go on strike or something?
Students (generally seniors, back in the dark ages when I went to school), plan on days to skip and go out partying…
During the day, tho?
Yes.
Yes; as I remember it’s normally just one day, near the end of the school year.
Last day before they leave all the seniors pull pranks and stuff, everywhere people would go is shut during the day… Skip day sounds good… At least the school wouldn’t be covered in kippers…
we threw a kegger on senior day… went over well… until the cops showed up at 4 in the afternoon…
…with a penis…
That made me LOL
Well, not quite. *puts on old fogey voice* When I was in high school, there was a tradition called Senior Skip Day where all the seniors skipped school. In the REALLY old days of my parents (graduated HS in the 50′s), they would all go on a picnic or do some last big group thing before commencement as a way of celebrating and saying goodbye to their school years. I am sure that the seniors in my high school class just went somewhere, got drunk or stoned, and tried to mack on the cheerleaders. I wouldn’t know that for certain being one of the nerds left rattling about the deserted halls like a pea in a drum.
But the sweetest pea …
Awww…..
Olive Oyl you, too!
It’s all good, no matter how you spinach it.
Leaf it alone, Pitty.
Oh lettuce be.
Don’t lose your head!
Pretty much. But at my school no one could ever agree on a day, anyway. The one time they actually managed to choose a day, it ended in a drunk-driving accident. I was glad I stayed at school.
We were informed about Skip Day, we just succeeded on our Will save to disbelieve.
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Also, that guy better have good dice. I hate those ones with the rounded edges that land between two different numbers every other time you roll them.
i hate those as well. besides what proper nerd would use someone else’s dice? everyone knows you’ll never get nat 20 and will roll terribly if you use another person’s dice.
“So it’s come to this, a dungeon, and dragons”
“I never saw it coming”
OK, but I get to be Carlos the Dwarf
Alright but I’m Enrique the Barbarian.
Christobol the Cleric.
The Fatalistically Fantastic Fab… The Bard/Sorceror
I think we were going with Spanish names, not West-Hollywood names.
Fine… Ricardo Juan Alano Isabella Carlos Sanchez, the Fatalistically Fantastic Bard and Sorceror…
Well that’s a mouth full (and. . .that’s what she said).
You’re just jealous… on both counts.
…maybe.
Kinda
I’m off to lunch now. . . possibly.
Dude, too many damn words on this LOL.
… which wouldn’t be a problem if at least half of them actually had something to do with it. unlike mine. hey, you can’t call me a hypocrite if i call myself a hypocrite first! well actually, yes, i guess you could. meh.
Daym, I get front page in my first 48 hours of membership. I can haz cheezburger 4 dat?
TY all for the super success story. I so love PK/TLL/ICHC/FB and all the rest.
I gotz more where dat came from…. so keep watchin’
NO. You’re acting like an ass/hole. Might i suggest you stop it?
And stop talking like a moron too. That looks bad.
Sorry, I get stuck in lolcat speaking mode a bit too easy.
But why should I not be proud of getting over 600 votes on my caption?
Step 1: create funny caption
Step 2: everyone likes it
Step 3: be proud of success
PS I have an ex girlfriend named April. She was nicer. Much.
I am sad that you are implying I am not nice. @@
K, I don’t know what it is with you and your word fetish but you are USING THEM UP! Soon the reserve will be tapped out if you keep using them recklessly! Preserve our wordz.
And I think “ex” would be the operative phrase in that sentence.
Elaborate on that, could you? I’m… using up… words….
Was that a funny? Did you make a funny! Oh, haha ha ha… no.
Oh K. You just get funnier and funnier. You truly are some sort of god.
Looks like no one told you the nerds are the cool kids now.
May I retort: I’m well aware. That’s why I knew lots of people would relate to the lingo.
Don’t feel sad, Independents.
The cool kids didn’t tell me when skip day was either.