Comments on: Breaking News

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:45:50 +0000

Hahahahah!!! ‘Pocket Protectors’….That’s hilarious!! =D

By: WenchFace

WenchFace — Sun, 31 May 2009 13:31:46 +0000

I loled while reading the comments even more than when first saw the pic! you’re a crazy lot!

By: hypatia

hypatia — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:56:20 +0000

That my thought as well. I figure there can’t be too many places with that type of architecture where you have to wear a helmet on your segway.

By: Anne

Anne — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:44:34 +0000

its a tourist group
i saw groups like this when i was in D.C. the other week.

By: "Spunky" Smith (creator of this lol)

"Spunky" Smith (creator of this lol) — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:39:24 +0000

ok, so i dont see why anyone finds this funny. i have a lot better pics and Lolotics (Lol+Polotics) which are much better. but if you find this one funny, thats all good with me. i also have a myspace, its on my profile pic. my myspace also has the Lolotics i made during and a little bit after the election.
this caption was also a split second idea (then again, my IQ is 156 )

By: AAA

AAA — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:04:41 +0000

the photo was taken on the Segway tour in Toronto.

By: AC

AC — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:58:30 +0000

*Considers saying something in defence of teen girls*
*Considers the number of times she has watched and rewatched Romeo + Juliet, Moulin Rouge! Strictly Ballroom and the Phantom of the Opera*
*Says nothing*

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:10:46 +0000

Wouldn’t that be a motorized bar stool?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:29:32 +0000

Ya, I had leftover chicken for lunch when I wrote that.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 06:29:00 +0000

Nothing special, just conscious when Lynn is not weekend moment. Meaning no sex thus cranky.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:36:40 +0000

Ummmm, isn’t that pretty much just a scooter? (or DUI mobiles, as we call them)

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:47:16 +0000

Look at the top of the page.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:42:34 +0000

(Doesn’t know what hot rollers are…)

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:56:49 +0000

Can’t say. It was “complicated.”

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:34:03 +0000

Your mom called. She wants her hot rollers back.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:29:56 +0000

Kiss and tell, DWN… Kiss and tell…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:29:13 +0000

He takes it off, so he can delight and amaze with ear wiggling tricks.

*swoons at memory*

By: wicked witch

wicked witch — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:07:20 +0000

Good work, DWN! I love the reference to reheated poultry.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:27:16 +0000

Oh and here you are again. A rare DWN weekend moment.

By: m00finsan

m00finsan — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:06:03 +0000

While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if the not-virgins surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is, virgins, that they don’t surround us at all.

We surround them.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:30:09 +0000

That it was. I was actually up discussing my fic and had a bit of side moment to check up in here.

By: charro

charro — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:28:57 +0000

It’s late for you.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:11:35 +0000

Twas a labor of love hun. *hugs*

By: Anniebunny

Anniebunny — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:06:59 +0000

Did it have a seatbelt? *considers feasiblity of cup holders* Or, possibly, a stroller docking attachment?

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 05:12:32 +0000

Lol! Coolness, DWN.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:47:53 +0000

1994 called. It wants that joke back.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:32:34 +0000

I saw a Segway with a seat on it today. Now that’s just lazy.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:19:00 +0000

Props to the second guy from the right.
http://www.tlb.org/scooter2.html
Big props.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:22:07 +0000

Good thinking.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:21:17 +0000

Pretty much, at least this crap I wrote in this lol isn’t sell out stuff…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:19:13 +0000

The time is right for that sort of thing, just look at Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:17:26 +0000

I can has Sell Out?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:13:20 +0000

One of my Media arts teachers once told us that if we ever wanted to be richer beyond the dreams of avarice, we should market something to 14 year old girls. Especially if it is a movie or book since that group will watch the same movie in theater over and over and over and over and over again…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:11:53 +0000

Sounds very cool. Good for her.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:08:26 +0000

I’ve thought recently that with the steaming pile of crap that is Twilight getting published that it might be easy to write a passable young adult novel as long as it had supernatural elements and an angst filled “love” story.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:05:48 +0000

Keep at it!
A friend of mine wrote stuff for herself forever, occasionally entered short story competitions, while doing advertising/communications stuff as a ‘day job’. Some years later, she’s doing the Renaissance fair and book store circuit, promoting the 3rd book in her fantasy book series!
*does the happy dance*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:27:40 +0000

Not with them…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:26:47 +0000

You’re not into Segway Orgies?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 21:01:42 +0000

It is coming along rather nicely too. I think I am going to finish it out in the next couple days.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:59:01 +0000

Wonderful!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:46:14 +0000

*feels the dance of eyes upon me without knowing their intention*

O_O

Dun dun dunnnn…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:39:15 +0000

I am not sure I could actually find those entries. As for a writing program, I’ve been doing some writing on my own. Just nothing published or even enough to publish yet.

Oddly, enough, I am working on a Noir era zombie fic with a friend. Good times and very thick with metaphors in keeping with the era.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:39:09 +0000

Ron White called. He wants his joke back.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:33:34 +0000

And submit stuff from here – where was that romance novel spoof. Gracious that was good.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:32:15 +0000

The Insiders

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:31:35 +0000

*watches you watch*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:30:54 +0000

Please get thee to the writing program at Iowa.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:30:13 +0000

*watches you chew*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:27:12 +0000

Here be Diss, Diss and this. Diss and that. That and this. Typing on like a cat in a hat. Dr. Seuss on a noose, with a DWN on the loose. An urge to chew, Diss with Mt. Dew and wondering how to make this new.

A short post with a post short. A cunning lack of witty retort. A need for words that aren’t absurd while still saying nothing. Nothing, everything, something, my thing, her thing, your thing, Godwin’s flacid wang.

So Diss and that, chewed like a cat and spanked like that. A word, a verb, but nothing unheard, much my usual rant.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:24:07 +0000

*chews on this some more*