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Fail blog is three tabs to the right.
Placement FAIL.
Nazis = Political
(Beijing?) Olympics Protest = Political
You = FAIL.
You belong three tabs to the right. Placement WIN, Wit FAIL.
Wang = better than idiots who don’t get political references because the word fail is in it…
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WANG!!!
I have a feeling that with so much talk of Nazis, the Wang is going to get worn out by the time we’re done with this thread. Perhaps it will need a Wang massage?
It always needs a wang massage…
Happy endings?
Oh hell yes…
The various blogs are not mutually exclusive. This would fit well in either, but the some of the readers of failblog might not understand it.
Which would be a double fail though considering the number of people who wouldn’t get it, it might be a gangbang of fail on a fail pool table.
Butbutbut… The olympics STARTED in nazi germany? o_O
So very resoundingly not.
It is true, however, that ’36 was the first transcontinental torch run.
Yes. The Olympics started with the 11th Olympiad.
Logic Fail.
Sarcasm Detection Fail
*snicker*
Does anyone know where this is from – was it during some protest against the Beijing olympics?
I know – it’s great –
but now do we have to have the Wang Comments Olympics?
It seems inevitable!
Right in one, Danbala. The flag with the sun over a mountain peak being held up on the right is Tibetan. From the look of the traffic light, architecture and trees I’m guessing this is in southern California.
ooh, good sleuthing!
Ah, thanks.
This photo was definitely taken on the San Francisco waterfront – the foot of Market at Embarcadero.
Since that was the planned route for the Olympic torch when it came to town AND there were massive protests that day AND that there was a big Tibet contengent, I’m pretty sure that’s when the photo was taken.
Only in America !!!!
Only in Soviet America !!!!
Da, Comrade…
*in before the trolls*
Yeah well, if Obama has his way… [insert paranoid rant here].
*adds fuel to the troll fire*
And if Bush had his way…{link}…[insert more paranoid rantings]
NOBAMA IZ A COMMUNISTIC!!11eleventy!1!
I read this and thought you said Communitastic, which I might start using to describe things from now on.
Or how about Sototallycialist…
Obama’s plans are like his blood, Red. Red thinking will get us damn commies and zombies. Think about it, the only ones who could benefit would be the undead. The Illuminati trying to take control of the government through the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will result in an undead holocausts of Commies!
Sounds like an exciting seventh day adventure!
Especially for something I paraphrased and ripped off from Stubbs the Zombie…
Okay, but I get partial credit for that one.
We’ll split the profits 70/30, ‘kay?
Sounds more than fair! I’m surprised you didn’t want more than 30 though. LOL
How about I be like Disney and buy all rights to your creative property for a low low price in exchange for putting your name somewhere in the credits?
Only in CALIFORNIA, actually.
They love Tibet, but don’t ask them to find it on a map…
forget tibet. don’t ask them to find cali on a map.
how about asking them to find Nazi Germany on a map? They’ll probably manage to point someplace in Europe.
Ameirca is gettin’ smrat
“Love it or leave it” flood in 3…2…1…
Or it love it leave!
Am I doin’ it riet?
I am so smart! I am so smart! SMRT! I mean SMART!
*sets GED on fire*
It’s possible the signmaker had a point, but isn’t expressing it very well. Maybe he was asking if WE would allow it, knowing what we do now. Maybe he realized that when Germany was given the 1936 Winter and Summer Games, the Nazis were not yet in charge, and is asking if the Olympics would have been GIVEN to a country under Nazi rule.
Or maybe he’s just stupid.
Either way, it’s a FAIL on the poster maker’s part. Heh.
I don’t understand why this isn’t a valid question to ponder. The Olympics were cancelled the years that WWII was in full swing but the point still remains – would we have allowed it?
If Canada was engaged in border incursions against the US I doubt the Vancouver Olympics in 2010 would get much popular support!
Umm. Globally, that’d probably get lots and lots of support. ;p
Sadly, I agree.
“If Canada was engaged in border incursions against the US…”
What would the Canadians do…drown us in Moosehead and Labats??
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*Please note the hint of sarcasm…I love our neighbors to the north – -HOCKEY RULES, EH?!*
No, we will withheld the shipments of Mooseheads and Lebatts until you surrunder.
I think I could withstand that, but it’s almost Easter and if you withheld Cadbury Creme Eggs then I might fold.
They could always send that Canadian Weather System to dump about 60″ of snow on us…
The “Alberta Clipper?”
That’s the one that usually gets us in Pa…
Yea.. it’s pretty awesome eh? C’mon y’ins all know what I’m talking aboot.
That and the polar effect that you Canadjians send to central New England every other winter or so… Brrr!!!
Aren’t their geese enough?
It isn’t the migrating geese that are the problem.
It is the permanent residents with their green cards…and the green ‘chads’ that they keep leaving as they walk around!
EWWWW! ;D
I dated a Canadian named Chad once….
Was he squishy?
But those are BRITISH…
The Creme Eggs, I mean.
Lebats? Please send em that garbage. Keep the molsons.
Lebats is still better than American beer, haha
Labatt’s, sheesh.
Lacrosse is actually Canada’s national sport. Not hockey, surprisingly.
That’s ok…in America they still say Major League Baseball is our national sport…although some would argue that it’s now the National Football League…
Shit, I thought it was bowling.
It’s just to confuse the states.
In some State the way to confuse them is to lean two shovels against a wall and tell them to take their pick…
Actually, sometime in the late 1990s Lacrosse was officially declared Canada’s national *summer* sport, while hockey remains Canada’s national winter sport. I know this only because I worked in the government documentation division of the Library of Parliament when that particular one went through
I keep expecting Canada to declare war on the US to get the Stanley Cup back from us. When was the last time a Canadian team won it? 1993?
It will always be ours in spirit, no matter who holds its corporeal being.
Unless the Canadiens win the Cup this year, and then you’ll have both.
(‘cos the Canucks aren’t gonna make it)
Actually, the Nazis where in charge during the 1936 games. So the pundit poster, although placing the pic in thewrong page is correct, the sign holder really is that stupid.
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/GERchron.htm
At the risk of being Zen about this… Where does one put a Political Fail?
This sentence is false.
Where does a political fail fail?
The positions of the politico populace are politely polarized.
*fail fall
(fail)
Who’s the bigger fail, the fail, or the fail who follows him?
How much fail could a PK Troll fail if a PK troll could fail a fail?
Say that 10 times fast.
(Hmm… That sentence is false, ergo that sentence must be true. But if the sentence is true, it cannot be false….. AAUUGGHH!!!)
Careful! You’re in danger of collapsing the universe….
Yes, but the decision was made to hold the 1936 games in Germany before Hitler became chancellor. So the signmaker inadvertently failed to fail. Almost but not quite technically failed even.
Actually, the Nazi’s were in power at that point. They came into power in 1933, though it took them a few years to disband their political structure to make Hitler the Chancellor and Furhrer.
So… Fail fail? Since Nazi Germany DID host the Olympics…
But the Olympics were AWARDED to Germany in 1931. The Nazis weren’t in power then. Who knows whether the IOC would have been okay with giving Germany the Olympics if they had known what was coming.
Dude, Hitler took over in 1933 under the Nazi name, we just didn’t realize he was insane and about to start a world war, though we WERE aware he was murdering political opponents and beginning a national vendetta against Jews. We just didn’t care because it didn’t affect US, and we had an isolationist policy after WWI that encouraged a blind eye towards European affairs. We totally gave the Olympics to a man we didn’t like or trust, but had not yet learned to hate or fear.
“We” being whom, exactly? I was under the assumption that the Olympics were awarded to cities by the International Olympic Committee…
We the world.
*eyes glaze over* *starts swaying*
We the world
We the children
We the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s be giving
Lol…that’s what I thought of when I saw that, too…
No, please. That makes me think of my 6th grade graduation in which we were forced to sing that song complete with doing sign language during the refrain. I hate it.
Well, I don’t think anyone really likes it….
And THEN, as if that weren’t bad enough, my mom and my grandmother made me sign the refrain to my grandfather just because he was deaf and they though he would think it was cool or something, but I don’t think they explained the backstory, so he was probably all WTF. Ah… bitter bitter memories. Th
anks… (no idea why that cut off)
My church sang it. It was a major pain in the butt. My mom was in charge of coordinating it. She loved that song for some reason.
That warrants a call to Protective Services.
I remember a comedian back in the 80′s (when the song was played every thirty seconds on the radio) asking if he should see a therapist to see if it was ok to start hating that song…
LOL, but in this case, what’s not to hate?
Grammar fail song written by a pedophile who justifies his crimes by convincing himself that he, too, is an innocent child …
O_o
I must have missed some musical history.
Actually, Hitler was appointed Chancellor in 1933, and the swastika flag became the sole National flag in 1935. So, I think in 1936, the National Socialists were pretty much in charge…
The reason Hitler got the Olympics is because the American attitude (and pretty much the European, as well) toward the Nazis in the early 30′s was still one of appeasement.
Self-reply: sorry, didn’t realize someone had already pointed this out.
Hey, you’re human like the rest of us–and willing to point it out. So 1/4 internet reward for honest humility!
Actually the Nazi party started around 1919-1920. Hitler became Chancellor in 1933. So the Nazis were in charge during the 1936 olympics.
Actually, in Hitler was appointed chancelor in ’33. So the nazis were pretty much in charge during the ’36 olympics.
Actually, I think this post has spawned the highest amount of almost identical “actually, …”-comments I’ve ever seen.
The Nazis WERE in power in 1936 – there was a real dilemma in Germany as to whether or not Hitler would present Jesse Owens with medals should he win (he was the favourite going in and ended up winnning 4(i think) golds).
Or maybe it’s a koan.
You know the sound of two Olympics clapping. Now what is the sound of one Olympics clapping?
Um, have you SEEN any pics from the 1936 Olympics? I’m guessing you haven’t (or not recently) or you’d notice all the giant Nazi flags and Hitler watching the events…
By the 1936 summer and winter Olympics, the Nazis were quite in power.
So the answer is that the signmaker is just stupid, as you suggest.
The ghost of Jesse Owens would like a word with the guy holding the poster…
Oh, and there WAS controversy at the time regarding whether participation in the Olympics showed acceptance of Nazi Germany and a few people boycotted; apparently the consensus though was “let’s show up and prove they’re not such a master race as they think…”
I believe in that kind of thinking. So does the Wang.
The Master Wang?
I suspect only a very select few would call him that.
He does reside in stately Wang Manor.
Very true.
Master Wang, Miss Vale called again. Dare I suggest that your present course of action might simply strengthen her resolve. She is quite tenacious.
I am not sure she can handle it though. It is a rather big issue… What do you think?
And if I may say so, sir, she is *quite* special. Perhaps you could try telling her the truth. [sub voce: Or perhaps you are not sure you can handle Miss Vale …
*cue deep musing and self reflection*
What am I missing here???
No idea!
I’ll guess “the Olympics in Berlin 1936″?
Didn’t refresh =(
…”For $1,000, Alex”
alex, i’ll take the rapist for $500
I’ll take anal bum cover for $400.
“The Penis Mightier” for 400?
That’s not what your mom said last night, Alex.
I’ll take The Penis Mightier for a thousand, Alex.
Jap Anus Relations for 100, Alex.
You wouldn’t know that if you didn’t have that card! This man reads from a card!
The 1936 Berlin Olympics.
But not Soviet Russia!
The 1980 Moscow Olympics
Oh snap.
I was referring to the 1980 Summer Olympics boycott.
What exactly does the sign waver mean by “we”? If he means we as in the USA, he’s stupid on another level entirely, as that particular “we” does not get to ALLOW anyone to host the Olympics. That responsibilty lies with the IOC, which is based in Switzerland.
Ignorance+arrogance = epic FAIL.
Wouldn’t it make more sense for it to be based in Greece?
If you want neutrality amongst European nations, you’re going to have to go with Switzerland. This is also true if you want an off shore bank account or if you are McGyver and you need a special knife.
I thought Belgium was the front-runner in “We’re so European we barely have an identity of our own”-ness. Of course, I’ve not seen the Belgian army knife. (Does Belgium even have a military?)
I guess as it’s NATO headquarters, it has several militaries.
Actually, I heard on the BBC that the Belgian Flemish and French speaking folk were having a bit of a separatist spat recently…
Belgium sorta has two identities, Flemish and Wallonian, both rabidly nationalist and more or less having a cold war between the two of ‘em; they rarely get any real fighting done but politically, the country is paralyzed. They do have a military (of which 405 troops are getting shot at in Afghanistan, to further the cause of something something mumble something). They don’t have their own army knives, as far as I know, but they do have chocolate, and fries (’tis the country where ‘French fries’ really come from), and beer. Really good beer. And catholic churches. Lots of ‘em.
The Swiss aren’t exactly neutral either. They’re just xenophobic to the point that they couldn’t care if they wanted to. As a bonus, nobody cares to invade a country that has an average slope of, like, sixty percent or more. It’s insanely expensive to bomb and pretty much impossible to conquer, what with all the mountains everywhere. State motto is something like ‘why the f*** bother’.
*laughs uproariously, and scares the cats*
I think perhaps I should have been born Swiss..
But I thought you wanted to be surrounded by guys who give a fu(k…
Well, yeah, but I just would live in Switzerland.
Wouldn’t live in Switzerland. Damn it.
I live there.
I need to leave that country ASAP.
Not to mention that their bankers scare the hell out of everyone.
And wouldn’t it make more sense if the 1996 Olympics were in Athens instead of 2004? Because if the Olympics began in 1896 in Athens, to have it in Athens in 1996 would be more appropiate, like a centennial celebration. But no. We had it in Atlanta. And you’d think that the IOC would be able to figure that out.
*facepalm*
They really missed out not having it in Athens, Georgia.
And Athens, Ohio…home of the OU Bobcats!!!
and the drunkest, 2nd most STD riddled campus……… ever.
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*sigh* i love my home-state.
Halloween and the Court Street Shuffle…
I win that contest, I go to Bowling Green. Everyone knows we’ve got the most STDs and drunkest people. We’re in the middle of a cornfield, what else is there to do?
-rolls eyes-
A picture taken from my trip to BGSU when i was in school at OU…{link}
That is one frightening photo!
**shudders**
O_O Crikey.
Why was everyone in the corn?
believe it or not… UT takes first, then OU, then BGSU is a little ways down the list. BGSU went further up the STD list for a few years because they were all fcuking people from UToledo.
as for drunkest… OU then OSU.
Hey now Slipery Rock University managed to hit near the top of the chart for party schools… and we don’t even have a big campus… or town… but we still know how to get it done. Imagine if we had /3/ bars in town
Actually, international sport organizations are exempted from taxes in Switzerland. That’s the reason…
Huh. I didn’t know that. I love knowledge!
That’s always a sight to behold when the UEFA (European Soccer association) reaps in millions and millions by selling TV broadcasting rights…
)
Wouldn’t it make more sense for it to be based in Greece?
…and nekkid. Don’t forgets teh nekkid!
Oooh! Yes! Don’t forget teh nekkid!!!
wuahahaha….
love it!
The worrying part of this…on a serious note…is that over the last few years we have all got into the mindset of just knowing viscerally that ‘we’ should be able to decide who gets to host the olympic games.
wait…you mean America doesn’t get to decide everything for the rest of the world?
No, we do, it is just disturbing how long it took us to get there. I mean, since we don’t make mistakes, it is only natural, right?
You know the sound that a needle makes when it runs over the surface of a record? That screech? My brain did that when I read that sign. Then I heard crickets. Again, I am forced to confront an entire population who doesn’t pay attention in the worst of schools and uses the internet for gaming only. Meh.
I use it for helpful tips in making banana bread and other baked treats!
I use it to settle arguments that come up during Trivia Pursuit and American Idol via Wikipedia.
I use it for the pithy comment threads on PK
I use it to hear music I’m too cheap to pay for.
*In need of flower advice*
I need something colorful that does well in mostly shade…that doesn’t take a green thumb…
Lobelia is the first thing that comes to mind. I’m sorry,
but I’ve forgotten where you live. Can you tell me your
(non-specific) location?
As a tip, lighter colors look better in the shade because
they “pop.” There aren’t a lot of season-long bloomers
that do well in shade. I generally go for variegated
leaves in those areas.
Coleus has both shade and sun varieties, and some
varieties are nothing less than stunning.
I’m in South-Central Pennsylvania…
You’re a cuspy, between zones 6 and 7. In the case of buying perennials, you can’t go wrong if you choose plants that are winter hardy to zone 6.
[LINK] Zone Chart
If you google “zone 6 shade plants” you will get a lot of websites with good ideas for your area.
I’m the most familiar with semi-tropicals, but here’s a good website to start you off. [LINK] I highly recommend that you go for plants with interesting foliage, as that’s what you’ll be looking at most of the time. (Mentioned earlier, most shade plants don’t bloom for very long.)
It’s best to buy plants from a nursery. When shopping for perennials, check the tags to make sure they are hardy in temperatures of 0ºF.
Clarifying: It’s better to buy plants from a nursery than by mail order, or discount stores, some of which don’t take care of plants very well.
Gracias, Rho…and I didn’t take offense at being called a “cuspy”…I’ve been called worse (even on this website!)
LOL!! Glad to help, Cuspy!
Have you seen my brain? Impatiens are
great little flowering shade annuals!
@MG. My mother had an amazing garden when we lived in
PA. So I can recommend bleeding hearts and lungwort (I LOVE my Darth Vader lungwort–I kid you not on the name!). And of course the eternal hosta… If the area is under deciduous trees, you can plant spring bulbs, too.
my family and i are notoriously lazy gardeners… so we buy a dozen coleous and plant them spaced a decent bit apart in the garden. viola, pretty garden with no work!
*voila
(i need to make my inner music nerd go away)
Or maybe your inner cross-dressing Shakespearean chick?
What (general) area do you live in?
north eastern ohio… but we’re remarkably lazy. have 2 dogs (they will chew most any plant or dig at most any plant). and our soil is like 4″ of really great compost that we’ve put down and then pure clay.
coleus is just really easy for us to take care of. our yard is almost pure clover because that comes up greener than the grass!
A horticulturist friend of mine has a basset hound named Daisy. She’s really good at squishing things, but responded well to electrical wiring. She got used to what was off limits, and stayed away even when he didn’t have the wiring “live,” then later when he took it down. Sounds like you have a fun set-up, and are lucky that you get the coleus, at least.
Clover is undersung as a ground cover, imo.
my mom almost killed my dog when she dug up the second rhododendron… the first one she thought was a fluke but the second she was not so happy about. since then we planted a briar bush in that location. it’s lasted 4 years now!
our front yard is nice and pretty green from the clover, the backyard is brown with random clumps of grass sticking up. we have .12 acres including driveway, front yard, house, backyard, detached garage… and also 100+ pounds of dogs. so the backyard is their domain to destroy and such. we sometimes plant flowers in the back garden beds but tend to go with “dog-resistant” types there. the front garden has hostas, roses, lillies, crocuses, arbovitae and my dad usually insists on putting in pansies and stuff like that. on the back porch we always have a few planters with fresh herbs – although last year the little dog ate all the parsley one afternoon. didn’t touch the mint or basil or oregano… just the parsley.
Love lobelia, but here (northern Illinois) they like mostly sun. I’ve had great luck with Huechria (Coral Bells) p, hosta (of course) p, Geranium (Cranesbill) p, Hardy Amaryllis (Lycoris) p, Coleus (all) a, and of course, all sedums p. We’re in zone 5 & have heavy clay soil, so having not killed any of these I’m comfortable reccommending them.
Lobelia is one of the few sun loving plants that will perform well in shade. Heucheras, Hostas (plantains), Geraniums, Amaryllises, Coleuses and Sedums do well here in east Texas, too. Have you tried Autumn Fern (Dryopteris erythrosora)?
If you’re in an adventurous mood, might I recommend trying the Japanese Fiber Banana (Musa basjoo)? With proper mulching, these plants have been known to withstand temperatures of -20ºF. I don’t imagine you see too many bananas growing in your area.
[LINK]
Ferns hate me! I’ve lost count of how many I’ve loved to death, but roses & lilies grow like weeds for me. Every year I foist off bag after bag of lily bulbs on unsuspecting newbies! Lately I’ve been able to find (legally) some of the spring wildflowers I see in the woods, jack-in-the-pulpit, trillium, etc. Unfortunately the squirrels & neighbor’s kid have found them, too! They’ll be relocated this summer. The banana looks interesting. There’s a spot in our yard that apparently is zone 6 thanks to the “heat island” afforded by a west-facing brick wall. An inedible banana might be just what little Miss Mischief needs…
Knifophias (Torch Lilies) look great with the bananas, and would give you a nice tropical look in your microclimate area. If you have a big space there, you may want to try Gunnera, a plant that is in the fossil record, and is thereby marketed as the dinosaur food plant(!). Gunnera is another one that needs to be cut back and heavily mulched in your area. Jack-in-the-Pulpit would do well to tie in looks-wise, if you have a shady area nearby. All three like lots of water, so that’s a consideration.
Squirrels! I call them tree rats, because, well, that’s what they are. Once, one of them actually dug up all 12 bulbs that I had just set out. He didn’t so much as nibble any of them, but just dug them all up to make sure he didn’t want to eat them–little b*stard!
That is why “they” tell us to lay chicken wire over the bulbs (esp. crocus) before back filling the bulb-bed.
My micro-climate is mostly micro – 3 x 8 ft at most. I’ve been eying torch lilies for a few years, just can’t decide what to edit out to fit them in…
We had a bad, bad run of chipmunks a few years back. They dug up everything that might be interesting, and ate all of my lily and tulip bulbs. I ended up buying some bulb cages–which meant having to dig a hole to fit that rectangular shape, which was really ‘interesting’ to do (taught myself some new curses in the process). Now I don’t feel so bad if a chipmunk drowns in the pool overnight!
@Herself: If I can help twist your arm, there are dwarf torch lilies that don’t take up much space. I have “Traffic Lights,” along a rock garden border. Some cats have since adopted me, so I don’t have the squirrel problem now, but chicken wire is a great idea for smaller bulbs! I’ll pass it along to my outside cat-free friends. The one incident was the only time a squirrel ever messed with my plantings, so I’m pretty lucky there. Mainly they planted pecan trees in flower pots for me.
@VG: My mother has to dig large holes in her sandy soil to “basket” for moles, who run amok in such easy “digs” (ar-ar). I used to hate my clay soil, but am now discovering things to like about it: Nematodes, moles and fire ants don’t like it, and it holds water and fertilizers in place better than sandy soils.
I’ve read about fire ants. I’m glad you have clay soil, too!
*hates VG for only having read about fire ants instead of enjoying their vast bounty of ickiness*
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Although, Hubby did teach me a neat trick to get rid of them. If you can get two mounds that aren’t connected underground, stir them up and make them super mad with a shovel, then dump a shovel-full of one mound on top of the other, the intruder ants will go down and kill the queen. Voila, no more ant mound!
I use it to search for lyrics I can’t understand.
Have you seen the site for miss-understood lyrics? I think it is called ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy’…?
There are actually books devoted to that kind of thing. I bought the book entitled ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy.’
I use it for….well, Uncle Fester was talking about me.
Wow, I remember seeing this one in the upcoming page. I somehow feel history gearing up to repeat itself, simply because so few remember it.
And the Wang comment thread starts here. He is throbbing and waiting for your devout worship and attention. Or your ineffective attempts at being clever.
Um…CRIT FAIL….
Must be Texas edukashun
Picture link for those curious about the 1936 Olympics…Jesse Owens with the Gold, the Axis Powers with silver and bronze…{link}
That picture always gets me, one of the more beautiful things in history.
1936 Olympics: In a gesture of peace, Spiridon Louis, Greek champion of the 1896 Olympic games, brings Hitler an Olive branch from Mt. Olympus. 5 years later Germany would invade Greece. Photo courtesy of Bundesarchiv Koblenz…{link}
Irony is a bitter mistress sometimes.
But she’s less of a tart for money and uniforms than Justice or Liberty…
Now to figure out which one of them gives better head…
Unless you’re old money, or high ranking in a big army, they’ll kick you back and stomp your face in heels…
And charge you for the service.
Ah, that’s what I thought.
“Choosing your friends” fail. Hitler wouldn’t have needed to expend troops invading Greece if Mussolini hadn’t let the Greeks kick Italian butt so hard it glowed red.
I don’t think the Allies gave Musso nearly enough credit for all the ways he sabotaged the Axis.
The Allies, tbh, tried to belittle Mussolini since they’d kicked him to the kurb when he approached them prior to it all kicking off. THe Frence and the British thought he was ‘common’ and so they ignored him, thus handing a pretty strong manfactory base to the Axis… Basically, it’s pompous twerps in Govt that screwed that pooch… Whether you ‘liked’ Benito or not, he would have been a useful gain in WW2
YES WE CAN!
Maybe this was in protest to the Special Olympics?
Okay, that made me laugh…
The picture was taken by CajoleJuice on April 11, 2008 in SF.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/15236463@N00/2406050915/
It’s not a creative commons photo either, so I have no idea what it’s doing here.
Wonder how many people know this one:
People in this world hate Nazis. However it was a legal political power. It was short for the National Socialists.
Nazi = Socialists
If Nazi = evil,
then Socialist = evil
There isn’t enough wang in this world for the level needed in this whole lol, let alone this thread.
I am calling in an All Wangs Bulletin, I need back up and my shift ends… Now.
*ahem*
When I was down beside the sea
A Wang they gave to me
To dig the sandy shore.
My holes were empty like a cup,
In every hole the sea came up,
Till it could come no more.
I was under the impression that Nazis were fascists. Of course, as we can see by looking at history, fascism and communism are so far at the extreme ends of the political spectrum that they meet each other on the other side.
That, and if you talk to a lot of people, they do think that socialism is evil.
Communism being a form of socialism. At 4:30 in the a.m. I realize things I’ve left out.
It is true that Nazi is an abbreviation for National Socialist, however, you can call a turd pleasantly aromatic, or “plaro” without changing the fact that it is a turd.
The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR)
Socialist
Socialist
Socialist
Nazis=Socialist
Communist=Socialist
Venezuela=Socialist aka Communist
Cuba=Communist aka Socialist
OBAMA=all of the above
Murdering bastard
Republican
Ted Bundy was both. See, I can string along stupidity too!
The fact that someone calls themselves something does not make it so. (See People’s Republic of China)
the National Socialist party was Fascist (like Italy and Spain at the time)
The Italian name for Fascism is Governmento Corpretivo
This means Government by Corporations
That’s pretty much the opposite of Socialism/Communism
In the holocaust the 4th largest group put to death were the Socialists/Communists
(after the Jewish, Romani, and Homosexuals)
And yet their professed reason for being was to be against those ‘evil commies’. So…
want to know something funny?
we did.
Clearly this person doesn’t believe that 1936 existed. Or at least not the 1936 Olympics.
This picture is so funny.
…”Never again, maybe!”…
Call me stupid and i’ll agree, I don’t get it. Nazi Germany did hold the olympics. It was just before the world knew of Hitlers real intentions?
OK, you’re stupid, just like the person who’s holding the sign and the hundreds of other morons who didn’t tell him/her the sign was wrong because they didn’t know either.
Any bets on who all of the above voted for?
RIP USA
John McCain?
pundit or fail – is genius either way
Everyone knows 1963 was sucked into a wormhole immediately afterwards. Actually, since time travel hasn’t been invented yet, so has every other year!
Parts of this thread were funnier than the thing, oddly enough.
What? They did? That’s a really important piece of information! I wish someone would have told us earlier in the comment thread.
heheheh nice post, Nazi Germany actually hosted olympic games
fail understanding win
1936, dumb ass.
Yes, we would have, because we did.
Oh GOD . . .
its a fail bcuz this actuall happened