
GUILTY PLEASURE
Playing the Virgin Mary in the Christmas Pageant at the local Baptist Church
(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: fastfood
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GUILTY PLEASURE
Playing the Virgin Mary in the Christmas Pageant at the local Baptist Church
(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: fastfood
It’s the closest this guy’s gonna get to the promised virgins, not being a martyr and all…
disturbing…
I had hoped this one would pop up.
Okay, okay. Enough about your sex life, already.
Why don’t you say something about the LOL?
Slightly off the topic of the lol here, but has anyone else noticed that he always wears the same tan jacket everywhere? I think this is the first time I’ve seen him without it on.
He saw Star Wars for the first time a little while back and really loved that infidel Luke’s gold jacket at the end of the movie. It’s the closest he can get, with the sanctions and all.
don’t be hatin’
Maybe he got it from Kramer.
lol
*Looks for Shepherds wearing their Dad’s dressing gown and a borrowed tea towel*
Hail Mahmoud!
… blessed is the farsi
of thy salaami!
Mmmmm…. salami! Well, I’m off to the deli!
EPIC WIN – and finally!! PK has sucked a little as of late…
Oh, Mahmoud, you’re such great LOL fodder.
I think it would’ve been funnier without the dismotivation poster and if it was just a caption but I’m not complaining. This is grade-a fricking great work.
This is awesomely hilarious, lol I love it.
God must have created religion for the pleasure of atheists
And awesome Mary is awesome.
Sweet sauce!
Lore knowledge failure – Mary is always depicted wearing blue.
Shucks, I was just about to say so
Not true. There are many depictions of Mary in other colors, especially white. Our Lady of Knock, Our Lady of Fatima, Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Pellevoisin, to name just a few, were “apparitions” described as, in general, “A beautiful lady dressed in all white”. In religious art, she is sometimes dressed in blue, but certainly not always. Blue does seem to be the unofficial de rigeur color of Mary’s clothes in modern times though.
My parents sent me to 12 long years of Catholic school. Even though I haven’t set foot in a church since my HS graduation, I still remember a lot of this random religious crapola.
You’ve definitely out-Catholiced me – I stand corrected.
P.S. – I realized my neologism looks odd but “Catholicked” would have had obscene connotations.
“Catholicked” OMFG that’s hilarious. Well, you know what they say about Catholic school girls.
Also, red.
My gf, when she was just wee, had a nun go absolutely apeshit on her because she drew Mary in a red dress under her blue robe. Screamed she was portraying her as a “scarlet woman.” Sister Wackjob drug my gf across campus when she insisted that yes, the stained-glass window in the chapel had Mary in red. (And it does.)
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Thing is, they got to the picture, and the nun STILL insisted that it wasn’t red. made my gf stand there for hours trying to get her to say the dress wasn’t red. Was kind of like that episode in Star Trek Next Gen: “There are FOUR LIGHTS!” Finally a Priest found them and sent gf home.
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Nuns are crazy, man…
Oh your poor gf. Yeah, those nuns were nuts. I’ve seen them slam a kid up against a cement wall (for talking at lunch time when he wasn’t supposed to; he needed stitches), whack them with a metal yardstick, punch, slap, hit them, all sorts of shit. They were experts at emotional abuse too, like telling us the devil would come in the night and get us if we didn’t memorize our catechism. When I was in first grade, Sister Psycho would go ballistic if anyone threw up. Unfortunately, 5 and 6 year olds throw up a lot with no warning. One day I got sick, threw up in my lap, and sat with it there for a long time before I worked up the nerve to raise my hand and tell her. Of course, she threw her hands in the air and proceeded to rip me a new one while I sat there with the puke still in my lap. Good times.
That’s what happens when you never get laid. Sex is a pressure release.
Look it up. Most sociopaths can’t get any @ss, so they lash out at everyone around them — abuse, rape, maim, murder.
Word to the wise — fu(k your brains out, people. And if I’m wrong, where’s the harm in engaging in the experiment?
LOL
Is it just me, or is everyone hearing Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary” in the background?
who is this guy
He’s the Jonas Brothers’ dad.
I love him he is so hot