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GUILTY PLEASURE


mahmoud ahmadinejad

GUILTY PLEASURE
Playing the Virgin Mary in the Christmas Pageant at the local Baptist Church

(Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)

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  1. Punkinator says:

    It’s the closest this guy’s gonna get to the promised virgins, not being a martyr and all…

  2. I had hoped this one would pop up.

  3. Lefty says:

    Slightly off the topic of the lol here, but has anyone else noticed that he always wears the same tan jacket everywhere? I think this is the first time I’ve seen him without it on.

  4. AC says:

    *Looks for Shepherds wearing their Dad’s dressing gown and a borrowed tea towel*

  5. pittypat says:

    Hail Mahmoud!
    … blessed is the farsi
    of thy salaami!

  6. Breesus says:

    EPIC WIN – and finally!! PK has sucked a little as of late…

  7. Dhoti says:

    Oh, Mahmoud, you’re such great LOL fodder.

  8. Kurt says:

    I think it would’ve been funnier without the dismotivation poster and if it was just a caption but I’m not complaining. This is grade-a fricking great work.

  9. Seddah says:

    This is awesomely hilarious, lol I love it.

  10. Lilith says:

    God must have created religion for the pleasure of atheists ;) And awesome Mary is awesome.

  11. jl5691426 says:

    Lore knowledge failure – Mary is always depicted wearing blue.

    • telefil says:

      Shucks, I was just about to say so :)

    • Outthere says:

      Not true. There are many depictions of Mary in other colors, especially white. Our Lady of Knock, Our Lady of Fatima, Our Lady of Lourdes and Our Lady of Pellevoisin, to name just a few, were “apparitions” described as, in general, “A beautiful lady dressed in all white”. In religious art, she is sometimes dressed in blue, but certainly not always. Blue does seem to be the unofficial de rigeur color of Mary’s clothes in modern times though.

      My parents sent me to 12 long years of Catholic school. Even though I haven’t set foot in a church since my HS graduation, I still remember a lot of this random religious crapola.

      • jl5691426 says:

        You’ve definitely out-Catholiced me – I stand corrected.

        P.S. – I realized my neologism looks odd but “Catholicked” would have had obscene connotations.

      • slaggingham says:

        Also, red.

        My gf, when she was just wee, had a nun go absolutely apeshit on her because she drew Mary in a red dress under her blue robe. Screamed she was portraying her as a “scarlet woman.” Sister Wackjob drug my gf across campus when she insisted that yes, the stained-glass window in the chapel had Mary in red. (And it does.)

        .
        Thing is, they got to the picture, and the nun STILL insisted that it wasn’t red. made my gf stand there for hours trying to get her to say the dress wasn’t red. Was kind of like that episode in Star Trek Next Gen: “There are FOUR LIGHTS!” Finally a Priest found them and sent gf home.
        .
        Nuns are crazy, man…

        • Outthere says:

          Oh your poor gf. Yeah, those nuns were nuts. I’ve seen them slam a kid up against a cement wall (for talking at lunch time when he wasn’t supposed to; he needed stitches), whack them with a metal yardstick, punch, slap, hit them, all sorts of shit. They were experts at emotional abuse too, like telling us the devil would come in the night and get us if we didn’t memorize our catechism. When I was in first grade, Sister Psycho would go ballistic if anyone threw up. Unfortunately, 5 and 6 year olds throw up a lot with no warning. One day I got sick, threw up in my lap, and sat with it there for a long time before I worked up the nerve to raise my hand and tell her. Of course, she threw her hands in the air and proceeded to rip me a new one while I sat there with the puke still in my lap. Good times.

          • April says:

            That’s what happens when you never get laid. Sex is a pressure release.
            Look it up. Most sociopaths can’t get any @ss, so they lash out at everyone around them — abuse, rape, maim, murder.
            Word to the wise — fu(k your brains out, people. And if I’m wrong, where’s the harm in engaging in the experiment?
            LOL

  12. rhorho says:

    Is it just me, or is everyone hearing Tina Turner’s “Proud Mary” in the background?

  13. Eli says:

    I love him he is so hot


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