NONE SHALL PASS!!
(The Metropolitan Police)
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“But you fight with the strength of many men, good sir knight….”
Ni!
Eecky ecky ecky ecky Packang Zoom Boing!!!
Meh. It’s been done. Aesop Rock does it best!
I prefer Schoolhouse Rock…
“Conjunction junction, what’s that function?”
… hookin’ up words and phrases that balance like: “Outta the fryin’ pan AND into the fire”, “He cut loose the sandbags BUT the balloon wouldn’t go any higher”
(*snif*) Good times… good times….
“I’m just a bill, and I’m sitting here on Capitol hill, trying to become a law…”
“Interjection! Shows excitement! And emotion!” “Darn! It’s over.”
“Lolly, lolly, lolly get your adverbs here…”
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“Don’t call me clumsy,
Don’t call me a fool.
When things fall down on me,
I’m following the rule;
The rule that says that what goes up, comes down, like me,
I’m a victim of down, down, down, down gravity.”
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Please don’t tell Mary Jean!
Interplanet Janet, she’s a galaxy girl,
a solar system Ms. from a future world,
she travels like a rocket with her comet team
and there’s never been a planet Janet hasn’t seen….
Would’ve went with the gratuitous ‘THIS IS SPARTA’ myself.
Would have GONE. Conjugation: Learn it.
Grammar Nazi. Keeping mouth shut: Learn it.
Throbbing Wang. Love it.
Complaining about conjugating Anglo-Saxon mishmashes of several different words: pointless. I would of gone into more detail, but arguing with people too virtuous to realise how wrong they are is pointless. You probably like to annoyingly point out split infintives too, and prepositions at the end of a sentence not put.
“…and prepositions at the end of a sentence not put.”
*words fail*
I would have gone into…
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*facepalm*
THIS. IS. LONDON!
That was my personal favorite from the bunch.
Mine too…
And mine!
*raises hand*
Mine!
…and with that, the Caption reading “None shall pass” has been sacked.
Chiming in late here, but I loved “This is LONDON!” too.
Oh yeah? Well:
Kapa o pango kia whakawhenua au i ahau!
Hi aue, hi!
wait…what?
Yeah. I wonder why this meh one made it, but the funny one missed.
The person responsible for writing this critique of “None shall pass” has been sacked.
But still gets his $13million bonus…
LOL I like the THIS IS LONDON better than THIS IS SPARTA which is what I thought of origanlly after seeing this one.
This is Sparta!
FOR DA QUEEN !!!!!
Open mouth guy looks kind of like Jason Statham. Makes me think, “It’s ZEE GERMANS!”
*FYI see Snatch*
Yay! Police brutality, UK-style
Or possibly the appropriate amount of force to restrain riotous, so called, protestors. Who were assaulting cops and citizens while breaking into and destroying private property.
Do they still call UK Police Officers “Bobbys”
*?
Yes.
Why, thank you.
Do they call them anything else? Since we call them the cops, the fuzz, the pigs, the boys in blue, etc, etc?
Where I am they’re “The Polis” or just “dirty Polis”….
Five-0hhh!!!
Five-oh.
Rozzers?
(My grasp of slang is dodgy at best, so that might be bobbies too, but for some reason I’ve thought that “rozzers” is more generic police.)
Rozzers
Bobbies (because the Met. was founded by Robert Peel)
Peelers (see above, archaic)
The Filth
Old Bill
Coppers
The Polis
The Sweeney (only for the Flying Squad)
The Bizzies
Dibble
PC Plod
Woodentops
(please, somebody stop me, this could go on much longer)
No. Continue, please!
only if they are wearing those tall ridiculous but somehow intimidating hats..u know the ones…
Note these officers have no firearms
Nor hard hats…
Although they do appear to have the ASP batons, which are pretty darn effective.
Ask Nancy Kerrigan…
more like Nancy Reagan
Oh man! I had forgotten Nancy Kerrigan. I live near the town she grew up in, where they had a parade and someone had sung a ‘special’ song for her…(some friends had gone to that parade, and unfortunately sang the song for me afterward…ouch.) Now I’m in remembered ear pain!!!
WHHHYYYYYYYY?
Just say no.
But they managed to kill an innocent newsagent anyway. Wait 12 months for the Police Complaints Commision investigation fail…
pfft. The bankers were at the windows waving £10 notes at the crowd and a few pranced about yelling “We have jobs”.
I’m not condoning violence but that was till pretty galling…
Actually, I was disappointed that they didn’t throw money out of the windows. Violent pacifists are great, but greedy anti-capitalists are even better
lol actually it would have been interesting to see their reactions.Everyone fighting for money probably.Bankers laughing maniacally at their re-enforced windows.
Actually, the police might have batoned a few more people to death after spotting tenners falling from the sky…
Let’s not forget that they threw bottles at policemen who tried to help a man who had collapsed. Guess they were hoping that he would die so that they could instrumentalize his death to fuel a burst of outrage. There’s nothing better than a martyr. And even though these people succeeded in preventing him from surviving, the mass media didn’t fall for it…guess he won’t be traded as a hero, after all.
According to The Observer (UK Sunday newspaper), the man who died wasn’t involved in the riots, but simply going home from work in an area that the police had cordoned off. According to eye-witnesses, he was “assaulted” by the police and later collapsed and died.
I’ve never done the “click my username for the link” thing before, so hope it works!
It works
Interesting, thanks for the link! But that doesn’t make it any better to that the protesters prevented him from being rescued. I have taken part in protests as a photographer. Most of the people aren’t there for political reasons, but because it’s a mass event (if you are looking for a beating, ask them about the topic of the protest and question their arguments rationally). They are hungry for the shared emotions, and many of them find *aggressive* emotions more satisfying than anything else.
Also, I have to admit, it really *is* somehow temptating. I always considered these protests as a combination of church service and Fight Club 8)
The police lied about that.
Its now known that they did not throw shit at the emergency services when they were trying to help him.
Some protestors even helped him up after he got hit.
A crazy cop in riot gear ran up and hit him from behind with a metal baton when he was walking along.
What makes this all even worse is he wasn’t a protestor or threatening them at all.
Yeah, like this guy who was walking home from work with his hands in his pockets and got assaulted by a copper and later died, with the police saying they’d had no contact with him until someone provided a video of the incident (Click name for video and story)
You may take our lives! But you’ll never take our freeeeeedooooom!
Oh, to be in England, now that spring is there…
One can only hope that the Brazilian plumbers had the sense to skip this protest.
You run from armed police in any country, what do you expect? Hell, NYPD shoot up black weddings and people letting them selves into their own front door…
Cliche’s aside, there is a reason I avoid living in large cities…
Urmmm. I think you’ll find that he wasn’t running. Just going to work. It was the rozzers who were doing the running.
Due to gun control measures in the UK, policemen don’t carry guns.
If you are fleeing from the police in the UK they say “Stop or I’ll say Stop again!”
Or have Officer Angel chase you over fences…
That’s one of the first things I thought of when I saw this lol!
Sounds like one of your dreams, complete with cuffs and an hard, firm… Um… Interrogation.
With Officer Angel? Nice! *contemplates with happy smile on her face*
I do what I can to help a friend.
Or if you’re in Cardiff and very lucky, PC Gwen Cooper. Rawr.
But she’s not in the police any more, is she? Now she gets to play with really weird weapons. . .
If you’re going to use 20-year-old Robin Williams standup material, let’s at least give him credit for it.
That too.
Robin Williams reference FTW!
Robin Williams. Well played.
Suuuuuureeee. None shall pass. What’s that? You say you have a gun? Oh, right, then, I ‘spose you pass. I’ll just be wavin’ me black beating stick elsewhere then.
Police brutality not appropriate. The protests were hardly equal to the institutionalized violence created and played out in the world stage by the likes of the G20, world bank and IMF. So justified? Yeah, pretty much.
The great use of ‘kettling’ made the day interesting from my place in the remains of Victoria Underground station…
If this keeps up the MOD’s analysis that predicted middle class flash mobs will come to pass. One thing they’ve not realised, you can organise a flash mob with little more than baby intercoms… no need for mobile phones…
Got the tram loaded up with explosives yet? And a spare Guy Fawkes mask, you know, just in case?
You may like something from my small collection of movie props…
Very nice indeed. Although in this instance I think I agree with Allan Moore that the changes made to the source material detracted.
I’m interested Le Moore had an ‘opinion’ since he didn’t watch the film…
The original book was naive and misogynistic in equal measure… it works when you either 18, or have a VERY skewed view of women (which tends to be the same thing)
I quite liked the film.
True, and while they are easy for anyone to monitor, it’s much more difficult to know when to listen.
harder to jam and they don’t give out your cell location…
I was in London the day before this actually… Interesting place but very dirty…
It was cleaner before Johnson became Mayor. I may disagree with Ken Livingston on every major point other than Newt Husbandry, but he did keep London clean…
And gritted!
Yeah, you ran out of salt did you not? Euch… Must have got all slushy with all those identical people in suits tramping over it… I didn’t see much of London but I was quite impressed. I imagined a sooty place like Edinburgh but it’s all big pretty white buildings which surprised me. (I think all the soot was in the filthy air) Couldn’t live there (8 million folk all squished in together!) but it’s cool to have been… Made my sister hugely jealous at least…
Boris cut the budget. And London has little to do with me, since I hate the place.
So does my mother… I thought it was alright… Then again, the only other two times I’ve been to England I was in Blackpool so I’ve not much to compare it to. They at least made no fuss about my money, I was worried that might hap
pen… Shame about the budget. (Gave some folk up here a laugh tho)
If you’d had a concomitant budget cut, then you’d have been snowed in too.
Boris Johnson is an arse…
What’s Livingston’s position on Newt husbandry?
(We’ve got a Newt over here needs gelding, if you’re interested. [LINK])
FOR THE HORDE!!!
YAAAAA!
I seem to be missing the LOL here someone died in those protests it is somewhat insensitive especially coming from the country who perma-banned anyone discussing 9/11 in a critical way toward America, you kids need need to burst your bubble!
Let me sum up: *ahem*
TOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!111eleventy!!11!!!!
I think that covers it. Care Troll Cares. A lot.
Does Care Troll live under a care bridge?
With a collection of Care Bears.
And the Seattle Bridge Troll. link.
Oh coolness! But then, we vikings think trolls are neat things…under someone else’s bridge, anyway!
Made from the dead of 9/11…
I thought the bridge was in Care-a-Lot and CareTrolls live under it there.
Care Bear Stare!
*is a little uncomfortable with Diss staring at her*
Ummm, srsly dude. Stop it. Who stares with their stomach anyway?
Men stare with what is below their stomach…
*is really uncomfortable*
*stops staring*
*wanders back into Forest of Feelings*
*stares at Diss*
I laugh at pictures of 9/11 if the joke actually works. Otherwise I am very neutral about the whole mess. Then again, I am a jaded and bitter creature so mileage may vary.
Well, you’ve proved there that you’ve not read much of the back list of this place…
Basically, 9/11 concomitant with critique of US Middle Eastern Policy Post Nixon is pretty much grist to the mill…
Some of us are old enough to remember The Shah, the whold mess of the hostages, the support of Iraq while ignoring the Israeli problem until the UN found the camps in 84-85, etc… 9/11 can be seen to have roots in the Carter admin, and there aren’t many sane people here who deny it…
Stupid thing is all the people rioting werent exactly gonna have a mortgage or any money loss form the bank!
Rather like the Poll tax riots in the early 80s, this has a goodly amount of Middle Class support, and activism. Enough to be worrying the Government into new Police tactics.
sooooo true
ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS!
Oh, I’m pretty sure at least some of the cops were born in wedlock.
I know several…
Remember, an ACAB tattoo only stands for All Coppers Are Bastards until your parole hearing, when it becomes Always Carry A Bible.
And I will remember your name and face
On the day you were judged by the funhouse cast
And I will rejoice in your fall from grace
With a cane to the sky like ‘None shall pass.’
Awesome. I have never read encountered so many brilliant captions for the same picture
Meh…forget the “read”. Also, I love the caption where the policeman in the middle says “Alright, everyone stay calm. Remember, they’re only children.”, and the guy on the left screams “KILL ‘EM ALL!!!”
Tonight my love is sleeping cold
Where none may see and none shall pass.
The daisies quicken in the mold,
And richer fares the meadow grass.
The warding cypress pleads the skies,
The mound goes level in the rain.
My love all cold and silent lies-
Pray God it will not rise again!
Today my love grew old
But none could see how it came to pass
Like a wolf among the shepard’s fold
Leaving my heart to bleed upon the grass
I could not bear to have it die
Only fleeting moments of pain
To silence the warmth of my friends’ lies
Thus with this gun I cease my brain
(That was an interesting exercise…)
Next let’s do a haiku. Mah feengrrs ar awl worned to stubblz nao.
ya know… i’m glad my lol made the front page and all… but even i thought there were funnier captions to this one
someones about to get bobby wacked lol
OMG, the copper wearing the radio on his jacket is my bro-in-law! I’m phoning him to tell him he’s a LOLcopper
THIS IS SPARTA
tell me wut u tink of this caption:
For NARNIAAA!!
This. Is. SPARTAAAA!
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA