Comments on: due to the current economic recession

By: MushuPork

MushuPork — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:02:43 +0000

Goes to the highest bidder? Where have I heard this befo – OMFG, SUPERMAN IS BLAGOJEVICH?!?!

By: Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:38:04 +0000

No
One
Ever
Proved
Anything!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:35:47 +0000

A five-time Grammy Award-winner known for his rich bass voice and romantic image, White’s greatest success came in the 1970s with the Love Unlimited Orchestra, crafting many enduring hit soul, funk, and disco songs. Worldwide, White had many gold and platinum albums and singles, with combined sales of over 100 million, according to critics Ed Hogan and Wade Kergan.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:34:01 +0000

@Eric, aka greatonestl:

Next time you post, click on the underlined link above the “your comment” field. The three boxes will reappear, and you can be our Eric again.

That’s assuming you don’t want to face Jane’s and my wrath. We have minions, you know…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:27:52 +0000

DAMN IT! *shakes fist at the escaping guys*

*orders supplies from Acme Online for next time*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:12:25 +0000

I think that sock will be scrapped soon, if it hasn’t been already. Until the author creates a new sock, you won’t likely have a problem.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:05:22 +0000

Oh–DUH! I had forgotten all about that thread!

Now, if I could only remember where I put that bottle of Ginkgo biloba…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 13:56:48 +0000

Late replying (I had a free afternoon yesterday before my night job due to good friday & a half day off & spent it being Absolutely Lazy lying around watching G4 with my guy — awesome!) but, yeah, I did see that discussion…WOW. I was actually referring back to the earlier thing, though — remember on some thread there was actually a discussion of whether saying that black and red dress Michelle Obama wore one time was kinda black-widow looking was racist?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 07:15:54 +0000

You must admit, gargling is probably the most accurate description of the audio of the act, without getting needlessly graphic!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:15:39 +0000

But I wantz to calls you Eric still.

By: greatonestl

greatonestl — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:30:08 +0000

Oh, and Eric-in-STL will now be known as greatonestl. Thank you.

By: greatonestl

greatonestl — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:26:19 +0000

Thanks! I’m all set up now.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:59:01 +0000

I started it but then lost interest. Now she’s post stalking me.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:58:06 +0000

I’ve always liked moonstone.

By: yasoup

yasoup — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:33:53 +0000

The females eat the males after mating. A lot to pay for sex. LMAO…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:59:59 +0000

Fun Stuff gargled… What, are you made of mouth wash?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:59:35 +0000

I think Fester has copped to keeping some in a jar of formaldehyde, ekshually…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:57:37 +0000

In human males, the “display” isn’t bright colors and brilliant plumage (except, maybe, in the latino community ), but material wealth: cars, boats, houses, what have you. Still though, I’d try what you suggest if it would increase the odds of getting my Fun Stuff gargled…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:30:01 +0000

Sounds good to me. Wangnan SMASH!!! Wangnan molest! Wangnan need Love too!

By: Esa

Esa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:14:21 +0000

So is Wangnan the new official leader of the anti-nazi brigade?

By: LolzIrfirst

LolzIrfirst — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:39:46 +0000

LOLZIRFIRST,UCNTSAYIWASNT,CASUEIWAS,NOWIGOPLAYWoWKAY!?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:08:27 +0000

*tickles rhorho long enough to let Wholesome escape and then runs like hell*

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:07:10 +0000

DAMN IT!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:06:31 +0000

gravatar.com

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:03:55 +0000

How do you even get those? I don’t even like my silly little pattern one.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:03:15 +0000

I’m a dude…in case the male first name “Eric” wasn’t enough of a clue.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:01:46 +0000

I’m fairly certain LOLs aren’t subject to the same kind of standards as the mentally retarded, so your adjective does not apply. “Funny” or “not funny” would do nicely.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:01:23 +0000

Sounds like me though I would add crazy in describing Lynn.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:00:06 +0000

Male Cardinals are expendable? Tell that to Albert Pujols, dammit!!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:58:35 +0000

I was lucky to find a pretty girl with low standards.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:23:05 +0000

LOL!! Did you see the “racism” discussion on the HIGH CHURCH OFFICIALS LOL? Not too many people probably saw it, because it happened after the LOL was older, but if you go to that LOL, the posts between “April” (a sock) and froo, slan and me are hilarious*!

*hilarious in a Theatre of the Absurd sort of way

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:11:13 +0000

Hmm, I am either very lucky or very screwed… Time will tell.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:09:35 +0000

You racist…

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:09:31 +0000

I forgot how the old saying goes, but it’s something like
“A woman chases a man until he thinks he has caught her.”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:09:02 +0000

Not too much of a stretch.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:08:06 +0000

I lack caffeine so I blame my stupidity on that.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:04:52 +0000

*snickers and pinches Wholesome’s nose closed*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:03:41 +0000

For some reason, I’m thinking about Black Widow spiders now…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:56:24 +0000

Yay expendable… XD

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:54:02 +0000

I think you can bet safely that floral avatars are going to skew feminine…

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:50:27 +0000

I was kidding with that one.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:49:07 +0000

With birds, “prettier” is a human perception. Usually “prettier” means “brighter colored.” The male Cardinal is brighter, because part of his job is to distract predators away from the nest where his better camouflaged mate is brooding. In short, he’s brightly colored because he’s expendable.

Conversely, doves, who mate for life, show no great difference in plume coloration. Both parents care for the young together.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:33:14 +0000

Uncle Fester is a dude if I recall correctly.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:32:36 +0000

I like it.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:29:50 +0000

No prob.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:28:00 +0000

I never remember who’s a what around here. Uncle Fester’s got womanly parts though, right?
Sorry Diss.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:25:38 +0000

PK ate my link...again. *is sad* Link? Please?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:20:04 +0000

Diss is a woman…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:19:56 +0000

Well, this one's nice.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:19:43 +0000

Actually the analogy is very solid, you’re just being too literal. The penguin attracts it mate with an acceptable trinket. Sounds like a wedding proposal to me. Human males are known to bring a trinket in the form of a shiny stone to a potential mate. If she finds the trinket acceptable, it increases his chances of success with her.

Pretty damn close to how we are before you bring in the complexity of human emotion and even then, it isn’t that far off. Give yourself more credit for the analogy.