Whose funeral is this? Haven’t Decided Yet
(Vladimir Putin)
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Good one! Cannot trust putin. That guy is cunning. His appearance has not deceived anybody!
…has not deceived anybody!
“I looked the man in the eye. I found him to be very straight forward and trustworthy and we had a very good dialogue.”
“I was able to get a sense of his soul.”
“He’s a man deeply committed to his country and the best interests of his country and I appreciate very much the frank dialogue and that’s the beginning of a very constructive relationship.”
–George W. Bush
oops!
i hope you understand that him having said these things doesn’t mean he believed them, maybe he doesn’t trust him at ALL but said those things in the name of diplomacy….
i hope you understand that bush having said these things doesn’t mean he believed them, maybe bush doesn’t trust putin at ALL but said those things in the name of diplomacy….
My pronouns were kinda unclear
Soooooo… Bush said things he didn’t mean? Quelle surprise.
Jane! You wrote French! *mwah-mwah-mwah!*
Ees classy of moi, no?
if you’ve been paying attention to politics, every politicians say things they don’t mean. especially things concerning other countries/leaders.
…or *perhaps* GWB said he used those words to kinda-sorta
persuade Vlad into being nice.
Of course, GWB didn’t *say* he meant it that way until after the
diplomatic efforts were revealed to be a waste of time. Some
could see it as a standard GWB back-pedal, to avoid admitting he
was ever wro- … wro- … uh, you know, misunderstanditated.
Personally, I think Putin is the perfect leader for Russia (even though he technically isn’t any more). Just as a proper French leader to have a dozen affairs for every marriage, any worthwhile Russian leader should give the impression that he’s listening to what you have to say simply because it’s less effort than calling the waiting KGB agents in to take you on a holiday to Siberia.
Win
I am completely overwhelmed by the proper use of “whose” in this caption. I mean … I don’t know what to do know … my body isn’t prepared for proper grammar.
Also, lol.
“I don’t know what to do know”. . . I love unintentional humor.
Me to.
First!
Picking at invisible bits of fluff on one’s suit looks like what it is: a nervous tic. Keep your focus on the interviewer. (If you have some bit of lint somewhere on your clothing, the best advice is ususally to ignore it rather than call attention to it by brushing it away).
Okay, but picking at invisible bits of fluff on the interviewer’s clothing is
still fine, right? They’re going to call me, right?
You’re hired! I have intentionally been leaving that lint on my lapel to see if any candidate I interviewed had the guts to brush it off of me! In fact, we will be starting you at a salary of $250,00 a year, and your only responsibility is to stay home and take care of your garden! Congratulations!!
BTW, I feel like I should have told Good ‘Ole John Jacob to just go Jingleheimer Schmidt himself up there…ahhh…an opportunity lost.
Whenever we go out, people always shout….
*in nursery rhyme sing-song voice
“There goes that idiot who posted ‘first’ on PK!!”
LA LA LA LAAAA!
You mean she’s only making 25,000 a year? That’s not very much… (you left off a zero, methinks)
Either that or the comma is supposed to be a decimal, and she’s only getting $250 annually.
*Giving in to the “Obama’s turining us Socialist”rantings on the street outside my office due to the lovely 25 idiots showing up for the neo-con “Teaparty” happening here
Nyet, nyet…comrade…$250,000…is all legitimate…but because of matters of State Security, I cannot divulge what duties will be
So she will be working for my office…
Wait. I’m already the Secretary of Homeland Insecurity.
Why am I getting another job? Did we discuss pay and
benefits? Who are you people and where are my cats?
Not a new job, just reiterating that you work for me and I expect your poisonous results in your usual prompt manner. However, you get a 10% raise if you can make sure that I get the nondiabolical yet awesome tasting fruit products.
Well, every job involves less-than-glamorous tasks,
so I’ll work on the fruit combinations when there’s
nothing truly evil in the works.
By the way, how are you feeling?
Doing alright, a bit of pain in my hands but I’ll endure. Yourself?
Oh, silly me! The new moon isn’t until the 25th…
Fine, thanks!
Excellent! XD
Please, please, please…take a picture, preferably with a wide angle so you can see how small the “crowd” of 25 people looks in the street. Because you know the local Fox affiliate will angle the cameras to make it look like the street was packed with a veritable rebel army!
I think the real media may cover some of the larger
events, particularly the one at the Alamo in San
Antonio.
Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but could you see
your way to making that $249,999?
$249.99?
If you’re my negotiator, you are *so* fired!
*sighs and signs contract awarding Rhorho 450,000.00 to crew the evil botanical lab yearly as well as to produce some side experiments of tasty treats for me to snack on so I can plan her 10% yearly raise*
Is that U.S. currency?
Liberian. You may want to check the exchange rate.
*swats Diss’s behind and shakes head* No, don’t tease the evil genius.
*looks to Rhorho* Of course, dear. I try to avoid cheating those who I request food combinations from. I find that cheating in that instance just ends up with the cheater dead in some creative fashion. Besides, paying you an excellent rate gives you reason to work hard and I want a lot of people dead and a sizable amount of fruity snacks.
To that last end, I’m starting my fruity snack side research with some Rutaceaes, mainly kumquats. We’re still in the R&D phase, but the kids in Marketing are already arguing over names…
I had Unc supervising EBL Area 51 security. Has anyone seen him?
Is that where you stored the nymph woman experiment? Because he has been barking up her tree for a while…
Oooooh, I can’t wait to see what marketing comes up with. If these snacks do well, we can balance the budget, get some good PR, and set things up for Operation Killer Tasty.
I love this one!
OT: Is this photo flipped, or do Russians wear their wedding rings on their right hands?
Okay, I looked it up: In Bulgaria, Norway, Germany, Poland and Russia the wedding ring is worn on the right “ring” finger.
That’s because he can cut you with his ring when he’s beating the crap out of you with that Right Cross of his…
I love how Vlad multitasks.
He’s a talented man. He can also work Dmitri’s strings while cutting you with his ring while beating the crap out of you with that right cross.
All while rocking a polka dot tie.
And being sexy in a weird way.
I know. Can WE elect him next go round? We’d maybe be oppressed but strangely turned on.
You mean there’s a way to be *un*strangely turned on?
o_O
Oh mercy! Thanks to you, I just thought of Vlad in the polka
dot tie and that thumb ring…
*cartoon melts into drain*
Oh what a world!
*melts like wicked witch on wizard of oz*
That’s so they can go to all the other countries that wear them on the left hand and pick up chicks, without taking off their rings.
That’s right. In Poland, wearing a ring on your left hand means you’re a widow/widower.
And it all probably has some kind of symbolic meaning but it’s forgotten now.
American tourist must make them so sad, all those widows/widowers.
Or really happy with all the opportunities to catch them on rebound sex…
…Bob Hoskins?
*snort* Great one! Gotta love Russia for its lulz
In Soviet Russia, President kills you!
LOL!!
Way to go!
This one made me snicker out loud. Is that an SOL?
Uh, maybe not.
no, SNOL which often leads to SNOT.
Snickering Off Topic?
I like this man. He is kind of theatrical scary.
I have to admit to a bit of a crush on Putin. He reminds me of the Grand Moff Tarkin (RIP).
I love this joke!
And I’m sure Putin will love it as well.
Really a good one. And so typical Russian humor…
PS. Photo is somewhat old but comment is relevant.
I haven’t done a lot of reading on putin honestly, but every time I see this guy he makes me want to wield a Kalashnikov and scream “for the motherland!” just because he LOOKS so definitively Russian, and heck I’m the in USAF lol. No really though I need do some reading on this guy, he makes me weary of the ruskies, see what kind of guy he is >_>
Putin is a bastard isn’t he.