Comments on: Whose funeral is this?

By: JAB_au

JAB_au — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 09:49:46 +0000

Putin is a bastard isn’t he.

By: spookyu

spookyu — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 23:50:02 +0000

I haven’t done a lot of reading on putin honestly, but every time I see this guy he makes me want to wield a Kalashnikov and scream “for the motherland!” just because he LOOKS so definitively Russian, and heck I’m the in USAF lol. No really though I need do some reading on this guy, he makes me weary of the ruskies, see what kind of guy he is >_>

By: ivanov

ivanov — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:10:19 +0000

I love this joke!
And I’m sure Putin will love it as well.
Really a good one. And so typical Russian humor…

PS. Photo is somewhat old but comment is relevant.

By: meooot

meooot — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:13:36 +0000

if you’ve been paying attention to politics, every politicians say things they don’t mean. especially things concerning other countries/leaders.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:46:02 +0000

Snickering Off Topic?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:01:58 +0000

Ees classy of moi, no?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:12:57 +0000

Is that where you stored the nymph woman experiment? Because he has been barking up her tree for a while…

Oooooh, I can’t wait to see what marketing comes up with. If these snacks do well, we can balance the budget, get some good PR, and set things up for Operation Killer Tasty.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:11:06 +0000

Excellent! XD

By: telefil

telefil — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:56:19 +0000

I have to admit to a bit of a crush on Putin. He reminds me of the Grand Moff Tarkin (RIP).

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:04:05 +0000

Oh what a world!
*melts like wicked witch on wizard of oz*

By: Yuko

Yuko — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:15:23 +0000

I like this man. He is kind of theatrical scary.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:53:14 +0000

Oh mercy! Thanks to you, I just thought of Vlad in the polka
dot tie and that thumb ring…

*cartoon melts into drain*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:46:27 +0000

You mean there’s a way to be *un*strangely turned on?

o_O

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:44:25 +0000

To that last end, I’m starting my fruity snack side research with some Rutaceaes, mainly kumquats. We’re still in the R&D phase, but the kids in Marketing are already arguing over names…

I had Unc supervising EBL Area 51 security. Has anyone seen him?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:35:32 +0000

Oh, silly me! The new moon isn’t until the 25th…

Fine, thanks!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:30:56 +0000

Jane! You wrote French! *mwah-mwah-mwah!*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 10:29:42 +0000

…or *perhaps* GWB said he used those words to kinda-sorta
persuade Vlad into being nice.

Of course, GWB didn’t *say* he meant it that way until after the
diplomatic efforts were revealed to be a waste of time. Some
could see it as a standard GWB back-pedal, to avoid admitting he
was ever wro- … wro- … uh, you know, misunderstanditated.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:51:16 +0000

no, SNOL which often leads to SNOT.

By: Casa

Casa — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:29:22 +0000

Win

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:22:09 +0000

I know. Can WE elect him next go round? We’d maybe be oppressed but strangely turned on.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:20:23 +0000

Soooooo… Bush said things he didn’t mean? Quelle surprise.

By: meooot

meooot — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:41:55 +0000

i hope you understand that bush having said these things doesn’t mean he believed them, maybe bush doesn’t trust putin at ALL but said those things in the name of diplomacy….

My pronouns were kinda unclear

By: meooot

meooot — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:37:54 +0000

i hope you understand that him having said these things doesn’t mean he believed them, maybe he doesn’t trust him at ALL but said those things in the name of diplomacy….

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:32:53 +0000

He’s a talented man. He can also work Dmitri’s strings while cutting you with his ring while beating the crap out of you with that right cross.
All while rocking a polka dot tie.
And being sexy in a weird way.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:45:56 +0000

This one made me snicker out loud. Is that an SOL?
Uh, maybe not.

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 23:06:35 +0000

oops!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:25:11 +0000

*swats Diss’s behind and shakes head* No, don’t tease the evil genius.

*looks to Rhorho* Of course, dear. I try to avoid cheating those who I request food combinations from. I find that cheating in that instance just ends up with the cheater dead in some creative fashion. Besides, paying you an excellent rate gives you reason to work hard and I want a lot of people dead and a sizable amount of fruity snacks.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:21:57 +0000

Liberian. You may want to check the exchange rate.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:11:32 +0000

LA LA LA LAAAA!

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:11:29 +0000

Is that U.S. currency?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:08:39 +0000

Doing alright, a bit of pain in my hands but I’ll endure. Yourself?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:07:02 +0000

Well, every job involves less-than-glamorous tasks,
so I’ll work on the fruit combinations when there’s
nothing truly evil in the works.

By the way, how are you feeling?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:04:51 +0000

*sighs and signs contract awarding Rhorho 450,000.00 to crew the evil botanical lab yearly as well as to produce some side experiments of tasty treats for me to snack on so I can plan her 10% yearly raise*

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:58:58 +0000

If you’re my negotiator, you are *so* fired!

By: Spirit of LOL present

Spirit of LOL present — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:04:08 +0000

LOL!!

Way to go!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:44:46 +0000

Not a new job, just reiterating that you work for me and I expect your poisonous results in your usual prompt manner. However, you get a 10% raise if you can make sure that I get the nondiabolical yet awesome tasting fruit products.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:14:30 +0000

$249.99?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:52:46 +0000

I think the real media may cover some of the larger
events, particularly the one at the Alamo in San
Antonio.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:50:42 +0000

Wait. I’m already the Secretary of Homeland Insecurity.
Why am I getting another job? Did we discuss pay and
benefits? Who are you people and where are my cats?

By: rhorho

rhorho — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:48:51 +0000

Not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but could you see
your way to making that $249,999?

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 18:16:24 +0000

Please, please, please…take a picture, preferably with a wide angle so you can see how small the “crowd” of 25 people looks in the street. Because you know the local Fox affiliate will angle the cameras to make it look like the street was packed with a veritable rebel army!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:45:52 +0000

Me to.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:22:52 +0000

In Soviet Russia, President kills you!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:06:13 +0000

Or really happy with all the opportunities to catch them on rebound sex…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:05:26 +0000

So she will be working for my office…

By: Lilith

Lilith — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:58:47 +0000

*snort* Great one! Gotta love Russia for its lulz

By: Arsnof

Arsnof — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:42:32 +0000

…Bob Hoskins?

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:19:10 +0000

American tourist must make them so sad, all those widows/widowers.

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:17:25 +0000

“I don’t know what to do know”. . . I love unintentional humor.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:40:05 +0000

*in nursery rhyme sing-song voice
“There goes that idiot who posted ‘first’ on PK!!”