…so I says to the hotdog vendor, “Make me one with everything!” Get it? Get it? One with everything?
(The Dalai Lama)
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I never did get this joke…
Are you seriously? Like, SUPER SERIOUSLY?
On a side note, I’d like to add that this looks so fake and photoshopped I can’t even believe it. The Dalai Lama wears Dolce & Gabbana frames. Also, that looks like Burt Reynolds to the left edge of the frame.
FAKE!!!!!
ummm….trying doing a google search on his image – he has only been wearing those glasses about 1000 times before…
what level of hotel do you imagine he stays in when he travels around the world? I bet he could get his Dolce’s tuned up in the lobby of most of them.
I am not aware of this “GOOGLE” you speak of.
But may I direct you to the pixels in this photograph.
Upon further inspection of said pixels one may ascertain that this image has indeed been modified.
I am hoping for the sake of humanity that you are joking. If you’re not, at least I can comfort myself that I was right about said humanity.
WHY? What, they put him in front of some guys in robes? Its so improbable!
I saw him in the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta when I was having dinner there. Only time I’ve ever been starstruck
He’s a Buddhist. They believe that if you meditate and live right and stuff, you gain Nirvana, and become “one” with everything.
He wants a hot dog with everything on it (relish, mustard, ketchup, whatever else you put on a hot dog) So he wants “one [hot dog] with everything”
Ahh, I get it. I thought it was because he is Buddhist, and Buddhists are vegetarians (and “everything” usually includes onions, which are also off-menu for Buddhists). Your interpretation is much funnier.
The Dalai Lama was a vegetarian out of compassion, but his doctor told him it was making him sick so now he does eat some meat.
Technically, you already ARE one with everything, it’s just coming to that level of awareness… /nitpicky
haha!
hahaha, loved it!
An old joke for sure, but it goes so well with his expression here that this is a win.
word
MANAMA!
meh
meh ** 2
Meh ***3
Meh to your Mehs
Maize 2 yer meh.
A meh maze?
Wow. Go figure. I agree with dropulus.
Meh.
“…And then, after I paid I was waiting for my $2.50 back, see? But he didn’t give it to me. So I says ‘Hey bro, where’s my change?’ And he says ‘Change comes from within.’ Ahahaha! Get it?”
Indeed I get it!
And I find it quite amusing; thank you.
Haha, jokes like these make me forget about the fail of the cheezburger network.
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That is an epic win lol
*LULZ* I never heard them before…they are awesome
There needs to be audio for this one: *ba-bump TING*
Click my name
Dude, you are like the total win!
Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff.
Bu dump, CHING!
i didnt get it plz pm me
One with everything — as in buddhism, when you become a buddha you are ‘ one with everything’ -.-”
Lawl! The classics are always funny!
Best LOL here in a LONG time
FTFW
the dalai lama is such an adorable old man, really.
great picture/comment combo, good job!
He’s got that Grandfatherly quality that just makes you want to hug him, doesn’t he?
And he is probably mellow enough to let you hug him.
Grandpa Llama…
erm… lama
I somehow doubt that His Holiness is a fuzzy critter from the Andes.
But he does have hair in his ears…and he is from Tibet…
Tibet is on the other side of the world from the Andes. Just wanted to let you know that. Although you’re totally right about the hairy ears.
Sometimes the comments are funnier than the pic/caption. ^^ case in point.
I ROFL’d
Ha ha love it! Go go Buddhist humor!
So I get slapped by this girl because I wanted to get inner peace…
*facepalm
What? I told her that it cums from within and she smacked me… >_>
*headdesk*
But, yeah, I smiled anyway.
The joy of bad puns.
*rubs eyes*
You know you;ve been at your desk too long when that read as “The joy of bad penis”…
There’s a vas deferens between what you said and what I thought it said…
Semens to me that he has gone a little nuts with the bad puns.
Just means you were all hard up for a giggle and in need of some inner penis.
Or were we hard up for a penis and in need of some inner giggle?
That works too. A woman that knows what she wants is twice as sexy.
Are you flirting with me?…if so…it’s working! All that twice as sexy talk, and all…
Just calling them like I see them and of course I am, who wouldn’t? Crazy blind people, that’s who.
That’s what i like about you…callz ‘em like you seez ‘em…
There is so many lewd comments I could make but I will go classic with In Bed…
As much as I used to love hot dogs when I was little, i’ve had trouble eating them ever since I read Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle” in High School…
I am so slow. I only Googled Buddism about 30 times before I got it.
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I hope you got to Pratitya Samutpada. That pretty much ‘splains it.
Front page! Yay me!
Welcome to Valhalla, warrior.
This has made my day!!!!
Totally lol’d
Come on now… how has no one made a Caddyshack reference?
“Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Argh…I’m a Buddhist, and I have been told that joke by people so many times. It’s lame. Om.
Are you a hardcore buddhist, or just into the ideas and identifying with them? I have nothing againt either group, I just have questions I’d like a serious buddhist to answer for me. I feel like I agree with a lot of your philosophy, but there are a few sticking points I just can’t get on board with. It would be nice to have an answer people understand instead of ‘solipsistic monist’.
Dude, epic caption! Awesome!!!
Hahaha, aw god, that took me a few seconds to get but when i did…ah, thats a good joke.
I wonder if that hot dog he ordered was a spiral cut hot dog?