Comments on: …so I says to the hotdog vendor

By: Pam

Pam — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:54:11 +0000

I wonder if that hot dog he ordered was a spiral cut hot dog?

By: J

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:30:00 +0000

The Dalai Lama was a vegetarian out of compassion, but his doctor told him it was making him sick so now he does eat some meat.

By: J

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:29:10 +0000

WHY? What, they put him in front of some guys in robes? Its so improbable!

By: gs

gs — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 07:45:39 +0000

Hahaha, aw god, that took me a few seconds to get but when i did…ah, thats a good joke.

By: SmileyBat

SmileyBat — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:58:10 +0000

Dude, epic caption! Awesome!!!

By: purple switch

purple switch — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:37:25 +0000

Are you a hardcore buddhist, or just into the ideas and identifying with them? I have nothing againt either group, I just have questions I’d like a serious buddhist to answer for me. I feel like I agree with a lot of your philosophy, but there are a few sticking points I just can’t get on board with. It would be nice to have an answer people understand instead of ‘solipsistic monist’.

By: Yunakitty

Yunakitty — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 02:30:16 +0000

Argh…I’m a Buddhist, and I have been told that joke by people so many times. It’s lame. Om.

By: Vieve

Vieve — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:53:31 +0000

Sometimes the comments are funnier than the pic/caption. ^^ case in point.

By: HairySwede

HairySwede — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:53:50 +0000

Come on now… how has no one made a Caddyshack reference?

“Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

By: Jcatgrl

Jcatgrl — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:28:28 +0000

Tibet is on the other side of the world from the Andes. Just wanted to let you know that. Although you’re totally right about the hairy ears.

By: Jcatgrl

Jcatgrl — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:26:43 +0000

Dude, you are like the total win!

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:48:21 +0000

Technically, you already ARE one with everything, it’s just coming to that level of awareness… /nitpicky

By: Aedriel

Aedriel — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:46:55 +0000

I saw him in the Ritz Carlton in Atlanta when I was having dinner there. Only time I’ve ever been starstruck

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:33:04 +0000

But he does have hair in his ears…and he is from Tibet…

By: Realdef

Realdef — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 11:45:33 +0000

Welcome to Valhalla, warrior.

By: Lilith

Lilith — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 09:03:30 +0000

*LULZ* I never heard them before…they are awesome

By: Lucy

Lucy — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 07:08:23 +0000

Ahh, I get it. I thought it was because he is Buddhist, and Buddhists are vegetarians (and “everything” usually includes onions, which are also off-menu for Buddhists). Your interpretation is much funnier.

By: jean

jean — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:48:41 +0000

erm… lama

I somehow doubt that His Holiness is a fuzzy critter from the Andes.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:41:11 +0000

I am hoping for the sake of humanity that you are joking. If you’re not, at least I can comfort myself that I was right about said humanity.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:22:32 +0000

Wow. Go figure. I agree with dropulus.
Meh.

By: Dalai Llama

Dalai Llama — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:11:24 +0000

Totally lol’d

By: Chad

Chad — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:02:49 +0000

He’s a Buddhist. They believe that if you meditate and live right and stuff, you gain Nirvana, and become “one” with everything.
He wants a hot dog with everything on it (relish, mustard, ketchup, whatever else you put on a hot dog) So he wants “one [hot dog] with everything”

By: lowly grunt

By: Esa

Esa — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:13:27 +0000

Semens to me that he has gone a little nuts with the bad puns.

By: mothergoose