Comments on: I FOUND THE ROAD GUYS!

By: ronmiester

ronmiester — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:55:53 +0000

This is what happens when we let women drive!!!!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:03:49 +0000

Sudden realisation that Merkavas don’t have rubber tyres on the idlers!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 10:02:51 +0000

Since the tank is a Merkava 2, I’ll give you that. Most Western MBTs have rubber pads on the track links as well as rubber tyres on the road wheels and idlers.

By: Peet

Peet — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:19:07 +0000

No matter how good you drive guys, Hezbollah rockets are gonna knock you down!
This is an Israely Defense Force Merkava Mk2 tank in south Lebanon, August 2006

By: bitter troll

bitter troll — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:18:42 +0000

that will teach them to do wheelies

By: bitter charro

bitter charro — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:16:28 +0000

….4 months later….

By: Sinisa

Sinisa — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 04:13:13 +0000

You drive it off a cliff.

By: Schmoe

Schmoe — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:27:34 +0000

I’d gladly change your dollar from your hand to my pocket.

By: orly

orly — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:44:43 +0000

HOW DO YOU FLIP A 32 TON WAR MACHINE?!?!

By: stevie w

stevie w — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 12:02:43 +0000

The cat did it !!! The tank swerved to avoid squashing the kitty, and ….whoooop !
Well, maybe not.

By: Raptor007

Raptor007 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:27:02 +0000

This always happened to me in Battlefield 1942, too…

By: dublingirl

dublingirl — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:06:43 +0000

Does anyone else see the cat just hanging out?

By: Sinisa

Sinisa — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:13:58 +0000

Mark from Portland, this is an Israeli Merkava tank.

By: 'merican perv

'merican perv — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:29:57 +0000

THere were probably no casualties from this incident. The Merkava is one of the safest tanks in the world, no matter which end is up. Its right up there with the Challenger 2.

By: lolo

lolo — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:51:56 +0000

Yeah, shoot the little palestinian shits throwing rocks at yer ONLY when driving your tank on a level surface!

By: Evgeny

Evgeny — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:59:52 +0000

This is an Israely Defense Force Merkava Mk2 tank actually. As someone who served in IDF, we got lots of pictures just like these shown to us with a saying “don’t do this, watch where you are driving”.

By: The Steve

The Steve — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:45:48 +0000

Well in most vehicles, keeping them rubber side down is the key. Maybe the guy got confused due to the lack of rubber?

By: Deusmortis

Deusmortis — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 05:19:34 +0000

It seems that this tank commander misunderstood what a “hull down” position was.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:49:38 +0000

Interesting note: we lose more of our soldiers to what the military likes to call “non-combat accidents” than we do to enemy action. I’m just saying.

By: Poodle Groomer

Poodle Groomer — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:01:17 +0000

Armored Division Yoga… and a penis kickstand joke all in one.

By: i_@m_#1

i_@m_#1 — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:53:01 +0000

yeah, they found the road allright….isn’t it amazing what you can see when you open your eyes?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:05:31 +0000

Make it so.

By: charro

charro — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 01:01:23 +0000

Number One, I have to go number two.

By: Spider

Spider — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:18:01 +0000

This is what happens when you drive drunk…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:19:29 +0000

Or Private First Class for the more discerning level of penis joke.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:16:59 +0000

ROFL! You’re SO right! Thanks!

By: wertygol

wertygol — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:55:50 +0000

Bless you!!

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:27:16 +0000

Is it just me, or did anyone else snicker because the tank is “Number Two”?

By: The Steve

The Steve — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:25:53 +0000

For future reference “Private Johnson” would have been better than Sgt.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:09:21 +0000

…Jingle heimer asshole.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:07:56 +0000

“If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. ”

As to the picture….. how on earth……?

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:07:21 +0000

Dang it. I should have gone with:
“Sgt. Johnson’s penis was SO LONG they tank crew could use it as a kickstand, and had don’t ask don’t tellers lined up for miles.”
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By: Distraught Monkey

Distraught Monkey — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:06:09 +0000

I think its the new and improved drawbridge-tank! Look at the chains holding it up, ready to release and ride across the road moat.

By: John Jacob

John Jacob — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:04:37 +0000

First!!!

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:02:45 +0000

With the position the gun’s bent into, it’s more of a “don’t ask where it’s been and I won’t tell you.”
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ATTENTION! lol