VICE-PRESIDENTS
There’s a reason you don’t let them open their mouths.
(Barack Obama)
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No want those flies flying into the White House, kthx
Well they’re better than the people with the brains the size of a fly’s last president.
“Sheriff” Joe Biden
Making Dan Quayle look smart since, well, since he first was elected to Congress, really.
Don’t forget about his cokehead daughter. (Allegedly.)
Nothing could ever make Dan Quayle look smart. Nothing. Ever.
There is one thing: Sarah Palin. She made Quayle seem like a genius.
HA! It’s funny because it’s so impossible.
Use your words…
Vice Presidents: A good reason to make sure nothing happens to the President. (Worked for the last one, works for this one too.)
Speaking of which… Who should be my vice? I still haven’t seen the results of the mud wrestling contest…
well sir, rho accidentally tested the poisonous blueberries on them. the wrestling match was immediately called off as 5 of the 10 contestants dropped dead. rho was pleased with the results but then soon realized that the VP pool had gotten significantly smaller. as such, we had a meeting behind your back and decided not to tell you about it… at least, until now.
Ah, glad to see you girls taking some initiative. However, there better be a video of the decision making process or I’ll raise hell!
it was a conference call. nothing fun
Double damn, well email me the synopsis to get me up to speed. I at least need to have an idea of what or who is my running mate.
Damn I’m gone for a week and we’re having elections.
Huh. I read that as “erections”.
I should be Vice President, obviously. I’m almost just like Joe Biden! Been around forever, says strange things at strange times, I don’t have hair plugs but live not too far from Delaware plus you would never ever want me to run things around here!!!!
i say we just give it to charro. she was gone for a while so she doesn’t know what’s going on (a good quality in a VP) and we like her (because she has boobs and i can probably teach her the tassel dance).
*waves “charro for VP” flag*
Look what I bought!
*cough* that’s not a flag… didn’t you notice that it was really small and had a cup shaped part on the end? those are your “charro for VP” boobie tassels.
Ohhhh I see. *waves vigorously*
the president will be pleased.
Motion carried, Charro is my running mate. I feel with her assets, she can best stimulate my base constituency… >_>
Not sure I approve of the new nesting.
But I approve of being the new VP Running Mate!!
*shakes*
I can’t say I am that fond of it either…
Yeah, didn’t they already try and give us this weird larger nesting and didn’t it fail the first time?
This nesting doesn’t stimulate my base…
That’s the way to do it! Always “volunteer” the person who isn’t there.
It encourages people to never miss meetings.
Yes, now I will be required to shake vigorously often.
synopsis:
10 minutes – talk about janes new shoes that i picked up when i was on my retail therapy spree
60 minutes – listen as rho buries the bodies of the other VP candidates
10 minutes – get rho to tell us the difference between blueberries and /blueberries/
10 minutes – bathroom break (what do you expect, we’re a bunch o women)
5 minutes – determine to not tell you what went on. plausible deniability and all.
meeting adjourned. a good use of time, no?
Hear hear
Hmmmm, I think I was out to lunch for this entire meeting.
Tis okay, I wasn’t even considered for consultation.
Hey, but I gots new shoes!
Should hold a press release about your shoes, the new running mate, and boobies.
*ahem*
Ladies and gentlemen of the press. I come to you today to answer a few unfavorable accusations about my new shoes. Many of you had stated that President Nexus promised to get me shoes from a shelter, thereby showing his support for rescue shoes. The fact of the matter is that, although President fully supports rescue shoes and has made a sizable donation to said shelters to provide for said shoes, it was never a promise that his press secretary would have shoes from a shelter, as my allergies prevent this. We would like to distract you from this issue by introducing Vice President Charro. In conclusion, boobies. Thank you that is all.
*wipes tears of joy from eyes* Churchill was a schoolboy hack compared to you…
jane you could have seriously shortened that press announcement by just saying they were a gift and it’d be rude to not accept them. thereby blaming the fact that they’re not from a shelter on me. and i’d be ok with that because used shoes are ick. fungus =/= not hot.
that should read: fungus =/= hot. i gave myself a nifty double negative.
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and concerning the nesting. it blows. i don’t like it at all. but i like that my typing doesn’t disappear off the side of the box anymore!
Ms. St. Clair! Ms. St. Clair! Eric of the -in-STL News! Can you tell us more about the boobies at this time?
I was out mowing the lawn.
Darn, I shoulda knowed that boobie tassles would win the nomination.
AWWWWWWW, Barack the Magic Negro is SAD!
Well I guess its understandable considereing how fast his poll numbers are falling.
Hmmm, racist comment, lack of citation, mocking tone.
You get a B+ for that trolling performance but I think you can do better.
lol, its not racist, unles your saying describing his physical apperence is racist… Besides, hes a politician, I can make fun of him in any way I please. But I’m glad you caught the mocking tone, it is SOOOO hard to pull off in just print.
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/obama_administration/daily_presidential_tracking_poll
but heres your citation anyways.
LOL. A right wing blog site is not a citation.
Here’s a bit of news for you folks: you can’t believe everything you read. Sorry to break the sad truth to you.
rasmussen???? thats my bffs last name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meh I give him a C-
I was considering that he included the racist comment. Trolls haven’t been using that much anymore. However, it is rather stale so I can compromise and agree with your grading.
Not a TV Tropes user, are you?
If you were, you’d know that “Magical Negro” is a trope term, not a racist one.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalNegro
yeah, providing actual proof that I’m right dose stop me from being a good Troll dosn’t it?
but theres the link jsut in case you were wondering.
You have a link that you are racist? Wow, most people just rely on what they write and say but you have video!! Is this something the kids are doing nowadays?
Interesting new comments format….
yup, ofcourse cause I present a song that says Negro in it means that I MUST be racist. I just thought it was a funny song. You can disagree with me or not, but I like to make fun of Obama.
See I’m not racist. I don’t dislike Obama cause he’s black, I dislike him cause he stands for evenything I stand against. And I dont care if you dont like it. It’s your constitutional right to be stupid.
It says that we can be stupid in the Constitution? So that means when I’m doing something stupid and get arrested I can get out of it because the Constitution says? Score.
Cool! It’s nice to know that the gubmint is looking out for us like that!!!!
I concur. Let’s go be stupid.
You don’t have to be unpleasant about it. At least disagree in a semi-respectful way, to the posters here, if not the president.
oh ofcourse, cause you all are always so respectfull to Bush. Or basically any other Republican. Or ANYONE who disagrees with you for that matter.
Don’t get all snippy. Be respectful to those around you. I’m sure your mother taught you that much.
Yes, what froo said. All us mommas of every political persuasion say mind your manners. And check your spelling and punctuation. And tuck in your shirt while you’re at it. {hug} be good now.
Aww, still got the butt-hurt, do ya? Here’s a hint: Respect is earned, not bestowed. Bush got exactly as much respect as he deserved; Obama rates far more.
But if you want to keep whining about how people were “mean” to your guy, all I can do is advise you to grow a pair. (And point and laugh.)
Perhaps the axiom of Reaping what you sow is lost on them…
I disagree, thus the name calling. I am perfectly happy to ahve a pleasent discussion with anyone about politics. But if I had come out and said something negative about Bush there wouldn’t be a fraction of as many people being “resonable” and tellig me how wrong I am to insult him.
Also I dont care about my gramar, at least not on an internet forum anyways.
As far as no one coming out to defend Bush, you have to remember where you’re at. The overwhelming majority here are liberal, so they are going to think and act like liberals. That doesn’t mean that they name-call at the drop of a hat, but they will not defend Bush.
Remember your audience, and act accordingly. Since conservatives and Republicans are so vastly outnumbered here, there is no reason to get all pissy about it. The best thing to do is act with class and back up statements with fact to show “the other side” why they’re wrong.
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It’s like going into a trailer park and yelling “Wal-Mart sucks!” at the top of your lungs, to quote Foxworthy
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And just because you disagree doesn’t mean you should name-call. I disagree with Obama more often than not. I still try to treat him with the respect that any president, past or present, deserves.
Yes I completely agree with you on this, but I can’t think of a time where treating liberals with respect has ever given me anything except malice and mockery. Therefore I think its useful to give Liberals a taste of their own medicine for once in a while.
That’s just sinking to a level that Conservatives should be above. Nothing bad has ever happened when you act classy.
“But if I had come out and said something negative about Bush there wouldn’t be a fraction of as many people being “resonable” and tellig me how wrong I am to insult him.”
Typical Republican whiner.
100 years from now the Republican Party will mostly be remembered as the party that was based on juvenile crybaby antics.
She didn’t say that everyone has to be respectful — just you. Remember, calling Bush a chimp and a murderer was patriotic, but calling Obama a train wreck is disrespectful, un-American, and racist.
Speaking as somebody didn’t much care for the actions of either our current or former presidents, I can say that I don’t think name-calling is remotely constructive and that I’ve not done it to either of them.
Now diss, Dhoti is going to ask you to provide proof that you’ve never called Bush names, do you have any on hand. Also, I think he was talking about froo, which is even funnier since she’s a republican and hasn’t referred to Bush as a Chimp or murderer ever.
Jane, I’m just amazed that you’re physically capable of typing something other than “Rethuglican”. Or does your spell checker fix it automatically for you?
And don’t worry, if you don’t actually try to prove anything, I won’t ask to see your proof. Though it warms my heart to see that you’re still all butthurt about that — I guess being called on your shit really bothers you. (And I assume you have that link saved, right, sweetie?)
Still, he has something of a point. If we want to say its okay to tastelessly smear someone by parroting the same insults day in, day out, then it has to be okay to do it for everyone, whether it be Biden, Bush, Obama, or whoever else. Even as bad as Bush was, people around here found a way to hurl stuff even he didn’t deserve or that was simply not accurate. If that’s fine, people can do it to Obama too.
Not when some jackass uses racist names to insult people. Nope, sorry, that’s not fair game.
@ Eric: “The Magic Negro” was used by the ‘Left’ before the ‘Right’ got hold of it. Also, Sharpton was the first to ask if Obama was “black enough” to represent.
I don’t live in a very racially diverse area froo, but what black friends I do have don’t even consider Obama black. My friend Ashley who is black said something like “Obama isn’t black, or white, or any other race. He’s a politician. Those guys are a race unto themselves.” I have to admit, she kind of has a point. Other than the color of his skin, Obama is no different than any other politician. So why is his “race” such a big deal?
Mainly because the Democratic party, along with Obama (albeit his was in a subtle way) MADE it a big deal.
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I personally don’t care if he’s yellow, brown, black, white, or pink with polka dots.
@froo
Didn’t know that. I don’t agree with that either. And I find Sharpton really really annoying and a massive attention whore. I’m not alone. A lot of us on the left roll our eyes when we hear that name. LOL
Hmm a good and honest point. Too bad it will be wildly ignored as intelligence. I must agree. It was all fun and games making fun of Bush and every other republican. Hmmm why wasn’t anyone outraged when he was called white by black people?! Oh thats right, because its a description, not racism.
You’re a tool.
And judging from your comments, I’m guessing you must stand for being a total jackass and insulting everyone in sight.
Did the font and size of the comments change for everyone else, or am I just “special”? Maybe I’ve developed SuperVision Powers.
It changed for me too.
the nesting changed too. we’re not getting docked space on the left side and thus far it seems that they managed to fix the magical disappearing text out the left side of the box.
YAY!!!
*grumble*
took ‘em long enough to figure it out though. and there are disappearing front page LOLs over on TLL… it was there 5 minutes ago and i commented on it, now it’s gone. methinks they’re having “technical difficulties”?
Well it let me have my two new Lolz I made at Rofl but still no lolz from my recaption… Grrr.
Everything is better under the Obama administration!
Not quite sure I approve of tax money being spent to make LOLsites more userfriendly…
I wonder if PK is vulnerable to script attacks. If so, the terr’ists have won!
window.alert(“Yep!”)
Heh, good for them. PK: Strong on defense!
Not on fat…
Hey, with all the contributions the Pundit Kitchen staff and site-goers gave to Obama’s campaign, it’s only fair he give them a little stimulus to fix their comment system. I for one am grateful. I was tired of being unable to type anything because i was typing in a LEETLE tiny box that was half obscured under the whitespace on the right.
No reason to complain on my end, I am just playing up my angle with the fiscal responsibility constituency.
Speaking of that, care for a spot of tea?
Jolly good, I would be delighted to join you sir.
Drat.. it seems I do not have any tea left! Someone has stolen the bags and hurled them towards the White House.
Luckily, I was planning my afternoon and have plenty to spare. *cracks whip and manservant serves tea*
Silly peasants throwing perfectly good drink at a house known for its whitewash…
OW! Stop with the whip! You don’t pay me enough to use a damn whip!!
wait…… eric, he PAYS you!? dammit i’ve been doing this for free.
I always had my text hidden on the RIGHT side… now it’s fixed. Yay.
Yeah that was always an issue for me too. I don’t trust me spelling enough to let the words disappear off the screen while I’m still typing. LOL
that was what i meant… i didn’t do the thumb and forefinger test and get it ALL messed up. you’d think after 8 years of marching band i’d know my left from my right.
DOH!
So what did Biden say?
Anyone?
Bueller? Bueller?
Are you sure he’s not just sleeping through a University level Art History lecture?
Or philosophy 101. Man, that was a snoozer.
who the hell framed that picture?
Biden isn’t the one running his mouth with false promises but for some reason he’s a target.