Worst Job Interview ever.
(Shaolin Monks)
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I didn’t make it up. I actually know all that stuff about 401ks that I went on about.
If you love this kind of humor….gotta go check out Yakkering.com
Stop it! Just someone tell me what is going on here. don’t babble about nothing for 1000 posts.
This is a picture of a Shaolin monk getting kicked in the balls (also noted above under the picture).
I parodied the “First” trolls with a preemptive strike.
Kraas took issue.
You are now up to speed
Oh. Thank you very much.
Hee hee. Nice turnaround, J.
Thanks for summarizing the first two posts and the note under the photo. I would have never been able to process all that information and come to a reasonable conclusion on my own.
I am here to help.
Amen! It’s almost useless trying to figure out what the picture is about. It’s probably some test showing how disciplined they are in mind over matter and stuff. You people spend too much time here posting useless comments.
State child support payment failure counseling.
“Let’s roshambo to see who pays for lunch!”
“Capitol officials might watch for fallout on the well-publicized statehouse visit by monks from the Shaolin Temple in China. A monk demonstrated his “iron body” strength by asking Assembly members Herb Wesson and Ed Chavez to take turns kicking the guest in the groin. Herb and Ed kicked away. The monk didn’t blink. “If this doesn’t show the ineffectiveness of Assembly members, nothing will,” an observer said. …”
Yet again I’m astonished at the lengths men will go to find a socially sanctioned way to establish physical intimacy with one another …
Women die for beauty, men die just to be allowed to show emotion. I have a hard time deciding which is more tragic…
Beautifully said, D.
Thanks love.
Funny enough, the government has no problems doing this to the American public without the effects being felt.
This will probably be my next interview with a job that I won’t get paid enough…
*raises hand*
Oooohhh!! Ooooooh!! Can we do a mock interview?! I’ll be the interviewer!!!
Oh, but he couldn’t dharma fly.
Pittypat and I are the best of Buddas. Least she isn’t trying to field goal kick me to enlightment…
*rinpoche shot*
DWN…here’s a link for you….
O_O
I just thought since you were looking to be fieldgoal kicked…
Interview? Hell the monk is performing one of my daily tasks. The guy on the left is my boss. Well, not really, but he’s acting like him.
If you can keep the same look on your face that the monk has while being trucked in the groin, you’ll go a long way in the corporate world, Eric…
The real trick is maintaining composure when you are facing the other way. The kick to the balls is the easy part, I found the gang rape of mediocrity to be the real trial. Least the kick gives you a flare up of a real emotion. The rape just takes parts of your being as daily fare.
*long hugs*
*huggles back* Thanks for warming up my melodrama. I will credit you when I win my Oscar for overacting on here.
Truth is, I has teh mellowdramas too. I get it.
I did have a funny moment though. We were signing up to move into our new place, this being the first time I had seen the office. After we had signed things and promised to come back tomorrow to sign more things, a person comes in behind us to report their vehicle had been broken into for the second time.
Nice first impression eh?
Not as bad as my current office…the day we moved in (as we were moving furniture) we noticed “Police Line…Do not cross” tape across the entrance of the building accross the street…turns out a disgruntled worker did a murder-suicide there the day before…”Welcome to the Neighborhood”
True, not as bad as where I am currently living either. There was a murder, a couple fires, an illegal immigrant brothel, drug dealing, a few assaults, stuff like that.
Though I only noticed the brothel after a couple weeks living there. I don’t talk to my current neighbors that much and the brothel has already been cleared out. Fun times.
You do have me beat on first impressions though. @_@
We watched a new business move into that building a couple of months ago…I asked one of the secretaries there if she knew the story. She said they had a “World According to Garp” attitude about it…”it’s like the plane flying into the house…I’ll take it!! What are the odds of that EVER happening here again?!”
It’s pre-disastered! ^_^
And that’s how I felt after the first plane hit …
I really wished that worked in my hood but we get tons of idiots through here so it’s been preprepreprepreprepreprepre-disastered.
Kudos to Slan for the new term, btw.
That’s just the first promotion to management. Reaching upper management requires a long drawn out procedure that extracts the soul which is then fed to company executives with a side of pasta.
Not bad. Not bad. It made me smile…and wince. The lol made me smile, the picture made me wince.
How do you train for something like that? It reminds me of History of the World…”This one’s a euncuch…..This one’s a eunuch….This one’s dead”
“TINK!”
“The jig is up, and I am gone!”
Love that movie…
“Do you care if it falls?”
Oh, poor Ed.
You couldn’t know that it was Iron Balls McGinty.
Or Iron Cup Chang?
Painful. I’d like to know where the pic was from though, don’t remember hearing about asians getting kicked in the balls recently, I need to start watching the news.
Does he have balls of steel or no balls at all? Because if I got hit there… I’ll be on the floor for about two to five minutes…
Balls of steel…they’re just in his throat now.
So that explains it…
And he has a lump in his throat of something that he use to pee out of…
So he has to bend over?
That or a tracheotomy…
Try taking a slap shot there. Hard rubber puck + 90 mph + gonads = someone please make the sky stop spinning
*just lost her front page virginity*
*does the happy dance*
Congrats! I favorited and saved…
Thanks!
Yes, congrats!
Well done, Cap’n!
Woot Capt.!
Was it good for you?
Hell yeah! I’m still doing the happy dance.
This occurred in California. Are they warming up for the Governator?
I saw this on the telly, or something like this. The man can push his testicles inside himself, so it doesn’t hurt when kicked there which i find quite sick!
And pushing his testicles inside himself doesn’t hurt?! Also, is it just me, or does the carpet look like money? And surely that’s inappropriate in a courtroom? Shirley, where are you? What do you say?
Yay, one that made me smile!
Nice!! check out officerave.com for other office humor pics.
I’m just wondering how a shoulin monk got chubby on a diet of only rice and soup.
Holy Crap!
Thats the floor of the California State Senate!
And the rest of the room as well!
Golden Egg technique!!! owwww…
WTF
That looks like my taekwondo instructor!
!!!
Actually he just suck up his balls so that he van’t feel any “ball pain” lolz
The guy getting kicked is most likely trained in iron cross training, which is in short, not to feel any pain in the balls