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where will you be when the drugs wear off?
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picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: lukipela
Definitely not where this guy is.
LOL!
Up the dosage and you could be!
*grin*
“OK…I remember drinking the Peyote Tea…I remember watching the beginning of Snow White…”
A mother’s nightmare come true…..
No, no, no… he’s wearing clean underwear, it’s cool.
His tights even match his tattoo. Great fashion sense.
PortlandMark, you are awesome. LOL
*blush*
Thanks, li’l Miss!
he’ll be fine if “some thing bad happends but hell never hear the end of ” i know yo u had clean unders on but why didnt you use your hankie ?”
OK, now that’s a funny one.
Marylin Monroe impression fail.
Yes, I think it’s much much too sparkly.
Totally a pride parade… but… what IS with this freak? I’ve heard of gay people (guilty), and I’ve heard of acid users… but not gay acid users. It’s mystifying.
You’ve “heard” of gay people? How progressive of you.
Yes, but Chicky’s never seen one. At least not in person. They don’t allow them folk where he/she lives.
First he (or she) gave an answer to the question “Totally a pride parade” which gives me the impression that he/she is gay and then followed “I’ve hear of gay people” with “(guilty)” which also makes me think that he/she is gay. . . Is that progressive?
I thought he or she was guilty of listening to talk about Teh Ghey.
if s/he is gay and has seen a pride parade then I have great difficulty believing that s/he has never heard of gay people taking acid.
HEY! That was our special moment, and you said this picture would never leave our secret shoebox under the bed! Just because we had that fight…I can’t believe you’d put this on the internet.’
*runs off flailing limbs, wearing fairy fetish costume*
If that’s you, you clean up well. Your avatar looks much less masculine than the pic from the pride parade.
Oh, this is me on the weekends. You should see me on holidays, woo-whee!
I’d rather see you on the sheets.
J/k (mostly)
Does that win the “creepy” awards?
not as long as you don’t live near seattle…
*stalker radar engaged*
No,no, I live in California. . .but I do own a car.
But I have no gas. Damn it.
I have gas! oh, you meant gasoline.
Your picture lured me in but(t) only now have you truly captured my heart.
Shagging crazy is always a bad idea. I’d suggest running away, or at least chaining it down first.
You can’t beat crazy. . .unless crazy likes to be beaten.
I think she might.
Well, as much Clorox as she ingests on a daily basis, I’d say she likes a good many things that normal people shy from.
Not fat people though, we know she doesn’t like them.
But she’s 1/64th fat on her mother’s cat’s side. She can’t hate them!
I totally forgot!
wow, that was stupid, just because I’m 1/16th black. so you’re saying you can’t be mixed anyhting without lying?
Everybody is 1/16th something, dear. It doesn’t make you special.
Where lies start and begin is a concept I don’t think you’ve fully grasped.
*end*
oh, btw, my husband is a fatty, and I love him more than chocolate ice cream.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/sequimmay2009025.jpg
that’s him on the left, attacking my daughter’s beach fort muahahaha and wearing his nasty work pants *hangs head in shame*
Don’t be silly when you don’t know what you’re talking about
Taking her own advice – FAIL
Hey, if we don’t believe her, we can check out her Myspace page. Which, of course, is always accurate and can never be falsified.
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Hey Fury, I thought he cheated on you and left?
He’s fat AND slept with her friend? Man, she picked a winner.
Um, what? No, i got hacked, that’s why i have no more myspace. also why I wasn’t heer for a long time. I had a stalker named Arronessa White, a Navy wife who had nothing better to do that cause drama. Spent time in jail, moved, yeah lotsa fun. Next time you open your mouth, make sure it’s not jealous, vindictive bullshit.
“Jealous and vindictive” would imply that I have a reason to be jealous of you in some way. Since that’s not true, I’d suggest you try another insult. And different excuse, as the hacking defense was disproven when you used it before. I’m quoting your own fevered words back to you, deary, so have a care when trying to tell me I’m spouting lies.
Alrighty! Now it’s on like Donkey Cong.
There goes my shot. Damn, at least I’m married so I’ll probably get laid eventually.
Key word “probably”
Pfft, don’t insult masochists. Lynn likes a good flogging and she is perfectly sane… Then again, she does live with me…
>_>
Nevermind, I withdraw my statement.
I see Clorox bleach is now appealing to alternative lifestyles…
I’m poopin’! I’m poopin’!
False alarm.
Judging by the rainbows in the background, I’d too guess that it’s a gay pride parade. Reminds me of an anime convention I went to in November… There was this girl wearing a lacy black and purple dress and I remember thinking “She looks great in that thing!”, and then we all realized that it was a man. XD
gay pride win!
i think he’s the “Ice Queen”
*sighs* His mom must be use to this kind of drama queen behavior…..
Considering that my drug of choice is alcohol, it’s usually my own bed or a friend’s couch.
We haven’t had a caption on this pic in forever, I love his paper snowflake tutu!
I like this one better than the last one, though. Not that I can remember what the last one WAS, mind you.
I looked it up, because I didn’t either. It was Sugar Plum Fairy on Meth. I’ve always had a soft spot for the Nutcracker.
“Nutcracker,” is that what his friends call him?
The nice thing about weed is you never really have that problem!
Well maybe YOU don’t.
“We deserve equal rights because we’re just like everybody else” FAIL.
(Gays still deserve equal rights…. this kind of thing just isn’t helping the cause win credibility with white-bread straight people.)
Who gives a shit about what white-bread anybody thinks?
The majority of white breads care what white breads think. /neutral statement
hey now, i’m a white bread (sometimes) straight person and i think gays should get to ‘enjoy’ the benefits of divorce just like everyone else, not to mention being able to adopt children and visit their partner in the hospital and all the other benefits that go along with being legally bound and tied to another. but then i’m just bitter that way –
but seriously, why should straights be the only ones to support the divorce lawyers?
Precisely, let the two consenting adults decide if they want to get hitched. Our dissenting opinions on the matter shouldn’t be law.
If one of my idiot relatives can marry some parasite legally, then I think two guys or gals who actually love each other and are good for each should have the same option for the marital gamble.
Hell, with how long Lynn and I have been together, the law of the land is close to declaring us married without our consent either way, which kinda annoys me because we are making plans, just want the fundage to do them…
Perhaps we could go to a dual-ceremony system – everybody goes through a civil union, granting all of the legal rights, privileges, taxes, and responsibilities of marriage, and for those who wish one, a separate “church” ceremony. But the legal, civil one should be separate. Then everybody could participate, and religion could be removed from the debate.
What a lot of people don’t realize is that that’s kind of how it is already- It takes a bit for someone to perform a legally recognized ceremony, though what defines an “authorized person” varies from region to region.
Actually, quite a few people whose weddings are performed in a religious environment of some form have actually gone and had all the legal rigamarole handled days, even weeks prior- making them legally married before the full-on ceremony even happens.
Link to an interesting Straight Dope article on ships’ captains officiating marriages.
Aaaand… another on what’s required to be “legally” bound (and gagged).
Interesting posts! But one wonders (in reference to the ships’ captains article)…what about all those folks married by the captain of the “Love Boat”?!!!
This is sort of my point. Where I live, at least, one has to get a marriage license from the state (or county, or whatever) in order to make the church ceremony “legal.” I don’t see the objection to gay marriage except on the basis of religion. If, as we profess in this country, that ALL are created equal, then gay folks should have the right to marry in the eyes of the law, if not the church.
Thus you realize the problem. Nutjobs are fussing over something that has nothing to do with them. The church is window dressing, nothing more. However, people are believing the church is more “binding” in some way.
Pretty much the let’s legislate our religion nonsense.
the double wedding thing is what my middle dau did – first wedding was at the court house with a jp because her fiance had to report in a couple days for training, then when that was all done, they had a public (non-church) sanctified wedding with the fancy dress and dress uniform.
let everyone who wants one, have a marriage at the courthouse, or elsewhere with a legal type officiant (judge, jp, officer of the court, ect) and then those who have a church with rules and want to have a wedding there, do so.
two gays getting married sure isn’t going to destroy any marriages, certianly not mine, that was done by a peroxided peice of trash that the ex called a ‘lady’…. even though she was also married when they were cheating…. but no gays were involved! (or lesbians either, lol)
My parent’s marriage was ruined by my mom’s drinking and my dad’s spending habits. Not because Fred and Bobby wanted to get hitched.
That said… Yeah, I don’t feel that religion and scripture have any place dictating who’s entitled to tax breaks, health benefits, hospital visitation, and the adoption of children any more than the state has any place dictating that a religious official “must” perform a ceremony contrary to the beliefs of their sect. Besides, why would I want a ceremony officiated by a group who ostracized me to begin with?
Render unto Cesar what is Cesar’s (marriage licenses and health department certificates), and render unto God what is God’s (some guy in a dress saying ‘Okay, they’re married now’), and render unto every member of the populace their right to life, liberty, equality, and the pursuit of happiness.
Not to mention the fact that, at an average (as of the last time I bothered looking it up, anyhow) cost of $20k for a full-on wedding, do you have any idea what a boon to the economy expanding our marriage/union laws would be? Even at a fraction of that cost. And considering that most couples wouldn’t exactly be going overseas for tailors, cakes, and flowers… At least ninety percent of that would be supporting American businesses.
i hear the boon to the economy – i guess in states where gay marriages are legal, wedding planners all the way down to suppliers are doing better than they were before – so on that note alone i’m for it, but add in the social justice and it’s a total no brainer as far as i’m concerned. plus like i mentioned elsewhere, let the gays support divorce lawyers for a while, and adoption lawyers too for that matter.
Pretty much if your marriage is ruined by what two men do hundreds of miles away, you should ask yourself why you were married in the first place? Am I right or am I right? Amen and all that.
And I have read about the boon which makes me happy.
My marriage was ruined by a dog named Frodo that lives in Australia, thank you very much. And I’ll thank you to have more sympathy for it!
Pfft, Frodo just wants to give you more than you ever had…
I’m a “white-bread straight” person, and I don’t care what white-bread straight people think. The only people whose sexual orientation I care about are people I want to sleep with; otherwise, it’s none of my business.
Did I say you were part of the majority? No? Then I wasn’t talking about you…
Anybody who cares if gays ever get the right to marry. With less than 10% of the population, you’re never going to get a majority any other way.
10%! hee… i got a bridge to sell ya. seriously. look around you. do some counting.
Firstly, you don’t need a majority. The people in a democracy are protected from the tyranny of the majority. Secondly, there are many people, like myself, who are in heterosexual marriages and fimrly support the right of gay couples to marry.
Uncle Fester really should have done something different with his hair and I should have taken a better picture…
Two snaps up.
You would have made better subject matter…
Sadly, I have better fashion sense than to wear elbow-length gloves with a short skirt, so the picture would be far less amusing.
Depends on what we actually got you to wear…
I can do the gold thong and body paint thing, if you’ve got the camera ready…
Ooooh, we could do a gold and silver shot… It will sell high to the money lovers.
*rolls film*
*link*
So this will only be in our “private collection”…right?
Yes and no but in the case of no, you will be getting a high share of the royalties.
I don’t cheat my people.
Cash talks, wyrmie dear…
Exactly what I was thinking.
I’m already wearing the G-string. . . backwards (I like when they knock). So, go get the camera.
Yukon Cornelius has already put in a bid, but he wants to lick the merchandise.
He will have to wait as I don’t make promises without negotiating with my girls. I have to respect their boundaries first.
I think most of these guys prefer ladies or women to “girls.” Be respectful damn it!
Don’t make me use the pimp hand. Get that gag back in your mouth. The girls told me they wanted to vent some emotions and I volunteered you for riding crop practice.
Yes sir, you don’t have to ask me twice.
Good man… Alright Jane, he’s prepped for your scene. Might want to use the softer crop for harder sounding strikes unless you want to leave more marks, your call.
*gets camera ready*
*slips on stilettos*
Fine… but you owe me my allotted 15 minute break after this.
Babe, we get this scene done and you can take a twenty minute break and gagboy here will personally grab you a drink.
Now, make him squeal and… ACTION!
its a gay pride parade lol
Guys. I know this man. For the record, he is def. NOT gay.
That is all i will say right now… because otherwise i would never stop typing. Ever.
too bad hes not gay.
because it would be more acceptable if he was.
i know the man…
maynard?
LOL MAYNARD! i knew it!
this is super funny!
Gay pride parade.