Comments on: where will you be

By: Anne

Anne — Sun, 24 May 2009 16:07:20 +0000

Gay pride parade.

By: Brianna

Brianna — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:55:18 +0000

this is super funny!

By: Bethster

Bethster — Sat, 02 May 2009 17:51:07 +0000

Yes, I think it’s much much too sparkly.

By: Ceefax

Ceefax — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:09:24 +0000

Firstly, you don’t need a majority. The people in a democracy are protected from the tyranny of the majority. Secondly, there are many people, like myself, who are in heterosexual marriages and fimrly support the right of gay couples to marry.

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:07:50 +0000

Your picture lured me in but(t) only now have you truly captured my heart.

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 06:04:56 +0000

Alrighty! Now it’s on like Donkey Cong.

By: Charalei

Charalei — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:30:27 +0000

10%! hee… i got a bridge to sell ya. seriously. look around you. do some counting.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:31:14 +0000

Pfft, Frodo just wants to give you more than you ever had…

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:24:03 +0000

My marriage was ruined by a dog named Frodo that lives in Australia, thank you very much. And I’ll thank you to have more sympathy for it!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:23:05 +0000

“Jealous and vindictive” would imply that I have a reason to be jealous of you in some way. Since that’s not true, I’d suggest you try another insult. And different excuse, as the hacking defense was disproven when you used it before. I’m quoting your own fevered words back to you, deary, so have a care when trying to tell me I’m spouting lies.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:08:11 +0000

Um, what? No, i got hacked, that’s why i have no more myspace. also why I wasn’t heer for a long time. I had a stalker named Arronessa White, a Navy wife who had nothing better to do that cause drama. Spent time in jail, moved, yeah lotsa fun. Next time you open your mouth, make sure it’s not jealous, vindictive bullshit.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:41:27 +0000

He’s fat AND slept with her friend? Man, she picked a winner.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:36:13 +0000

LOL MAYNARD! i knew it!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:09:03 +0000

Hey, if we don’t believe her, we can check out her Myspace page. Which, of course, is always accurate and can never be falsified.
-
Hey Fury, I thought he cheated on you and left?

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:39:48 +0000

*blush*
Thanks, li’l Miss!

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:38:35 +0000

I have gas! oh, you meant gasoline.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:19:38 +0000

Babe, we get this scene done and you can take a twenty minute break and gagboy here will personally grab you a drink.

Now, make him squeal and… ACTION!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:10:22 +0000

Pretty much if your marriage is ruined by what two men do hundreds of miles away, you should ask yourself why you were married in the first place? Am I right or am I right? Amen and all that.

And I have read about the boon which makes me happy.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:55:23 +0000

Thus you realize the problem. Nutjobs are fussing over something that has nothing to do with them. The church is window dressing, nothing more. However, people are believing the church is more “binding” in some way.

Pretty much the let’s legislate our religion nonsense.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:01:15 +0000

Taking her own advice – FAIL

By: Sinatra

Sinatra — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:55:24 +0000

maynard?

By: Charalei

Charalei — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:31:25 +0000

gay pride win!

i think he’s the “Ice Queen”

By: aj

aj — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:11:40 +0000

if s/he is gay and has seen a pride parade then I have great difficulty believing that s/he has never heard of gay people taking acid.

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:23:59 +0000

But I have no gas. Damn it.

By: Wholesome

Wholesome — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:23:28 +0000

No,no, I live in California. . .but I do own a car.

By: HP

HP — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 05:59:07 +0000

he’ll be fine if “some thing bad happends but hell never hear the end of ” i know yo u had clean unders on but why didnt you use your hankie ?”

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:41:33 +0000

i hear the boon to the economy – i guess in states where gay marriages are legal, wedding planners all the way down to suppliers are doing better than they were before – so on that note alone i’m for it, but add in the social justice and it’s a total no brainer as far as i’m concerned. plus like i mentioned elsewhere, let the gays support divorce lawyers for a while, and adoption lawyers too for that matter.

By: MissMissy

MissMissy — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:30:21 +0000

PortlandMark, you are awesome. LOL

By: gt

gt — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:11:00 +0000

too bad hes not gay.
because it would be more acceptable if he was.

i know the man…

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:06:07 +0000

My parent’s marriage was ruined by my mom’s drinking and my dad’s spending habits. Not because Fred and Bobby wanted to get hitched.

That said… Yeah, I don’t feel that religion and scripture have any place dictating who’s entitled to tax breaks, health benefits, hospital visitation, and the adoption of children any more than the state has any place dictating that a religious official “must” perform a ceremony contrary to the beliefs of their sect. Besides, why would I want a ceremony officiated by a group who ostracized me to begin with?

Render unto Cesar what is Cesar’s (marriage licenses and health department certificates), and render unto God what is God’s (some guy in a dress saying ‘Okay, they’re married now’), and render unto every member of the populace their right to life, liberty, equality, and the pursuit of happiness.

Not to mention the fact that, at an average (as of the last time I bothered looking it up, anyhow) cost of $20k for a full-on wedding, do you have any idea what a boon to the economy expanding our marriage/union laws would be? Even at a fraction of that cost. And considering that most couples wouldn’t exactly be going overseas for tailors, cakes, and flowers… At least ninety percent of that would be supporting American businesses.

By: Mabelle

Mabelle — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 03:05:28 +0000

Guys. I know this man. For the record, he is def. NOT gay.
That is all i will say right now… because otherwise i would never stop typing. Ever.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:51:44 +0000

Key word “probably”

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:51:29 +0000

the double wedding thing is what my middle dau did – first wedding was at the court house with a jp because her fiance had to report in a couple days for training, then when that was all done, they had a public (non-church) sanctified wedding with the fancy dress and dress uniform.
let everyone who wants one, have a marriage at the courthouse, or elsewhere with a legal type officiant (judge, jp, officer of the court, ect) and then those who have a church with rules and want to have a wedding there, do so.
two gays getting married sure isn’t going to destroy any marriages, certianly not mine, that was done by a peroxided peice of trash that the ex called a ‘lady’…. even though she was also married when they were cheating…. but no gays were involved! (or lesbians either, lol)

By: MomKat

MomKat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:36:10 +0000

Interesting posts! But one wonders (in reference to the ships’ captains article)…what about all those folks married by the captain of the “Love Boat”?!!!

By: MomKat

MomKat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:32:57 +0000

This is sort of my point. Where I live, at least, one has to get a marriage license from the state (or county, or whatever) in order to make the church ceremony “legal.” I don’t see the objection to gay marriage except on the basis of religion. If, as we profess in this country, that ALL are created equal, then gay folks should have the right to marry in the eyes of the law, if not the church.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:25:23 +0000

*end*

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:17:47 +0000

Aaaand… another on what’s required to be “legally” bound (and gagged).

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:13:28 +0000

Link to an interesting Straight Dope article on ships’ captains officiating marriages.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:13:26 +0000

*slips on stilettos*
Fine… but you owe me my allotted 15 minute break after this.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:11:54 +0000

What a lot of people don’t realize is that that’s kind of how it is already- It takes a bit for someone to perform a legally recognized ceremony, though what defines an “authorized person” varies from region to region.

Actually, quite a few people whose weddings are performed in a religious environment of some form have actually gone and had all the legal rigamarole handled days, even weeks prior- making them legally married before the full-on ceremony even happens.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:11:25 +0000

Where lies start and begin is a concept I don’t think you’ve fully grasped.

By: MomKat

MomKat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:57:47 +0000

Perhaps we could go to a dual-ceremony system – everybody goes through a civil union, granting all of the legal rights, privileges, taxes, and responsibilities of marriage, and for those who wish one, a separate “church” ceremony. But the legal, civil one should be separate. Then everybody could participate, and religion could be removed from the debate.

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:55:49 +0000

its a gay pride parade lol

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:03:56 +0000

not as long as you don’t live near seattle…
*stalker radar engaged*

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:01:23 +0000

oh, btw, my husband is a fatty, and I love him more than chocolate ice cream.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/sweetallysmom/sequimmay2009025.jpg
that’s him on the left, attacking my daughter’s beach fort muahahaha and wearing his nasty work pants *hangs head in shame*
Don’t be silly when you don’t know what you’re talking about

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:59:14 +0000

Everybody is 1/16th something, dear. It doesn’t make you special.

By: slaggingham

slaggingham — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:57:06 +0000

Anybody who cares if gays ever get the right to marry. With less than 10% of the population, you’re never going to get a majority any other way.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:53:23 +0000

wow, that was stupid, just because I’m 1/16th black. so you’re saying you can’t be mixed anyhting without lying?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:58:20 +0000

Good man… Alright Jane, he’s prepped for your scene. Might want to use the softer crop for harder sounding strikes unless you want to leave more marks, your call.

*gets camera ready*

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 22:52:30 +0000

Yes sir, you don’t have to ask me twice.