Comments on: Excuse me, stewardess

By: Blitz79

Blitz79 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:19:54 +0000

Timeliness FAIL

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 16:35:04 +0000

LMAO Win

By: Aaron

Aaron — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:32:01 +0000

…and yet there’s a smack of ham to it.

By: ubr

ubr — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:29:55 +0000

i read that line too quickly and came up with “coke and nut whore”…
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oh wait, that’s what you really said, but you probably meant a different kind of coke and nuts…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 23:06:39 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has turned on the red oversharing light. Please ensure that all children are stowed securely in the overhead compartments and return your flight attendant to her original upright position.

By: BreenLolz

BreenLolz — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:15:17 +0000

ROFL.

Comment ftw.

By: Lilith

Lilith — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:49:55 +0000

These are the most hilarious comments I’ve ever seen about a Caption

By: Chetubetcha

Chetubetcha — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 22:44:47 +0000

SECOND!!! TOOO SOON!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 21:51:02 +0000

shhh, don’t say that so loud or everyone else will want one also

By: purple switch

purple switch — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:05:58 +0000

AAAAAGH! *little, too. my brain is on vacation tonight

By: purple switch

purple switch — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:05:29 +0000

FFS! *too, obv. Now it’s even worse…

By: purple switch

purple switch — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:04:43 +0000

Might you say it was a litte… *hates self intensely* … to soon?
*walks off into the field out back with a sawn-off*

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:54:15 +0000

LOL!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:44:17 +0000

Okay, that is the caption that should have been…

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:40:46 +0000

Yes. But IDK if it’s more acceptable than coke and nut whore?

By: Mr.Wholesome

Mr.Wholesome — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:37:48 +0000

As was some other dude.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:39:04 +0000

Yeah, I figured TOO SOON would be close to the top of the list, too, although I didn’t expect it to be first.

By: almost

almost — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:23:32 +0000

Funny, but a simple, “My pretzels are soggy.” would have been better IMO.

By: brak

brak — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:09:18 +0000

A fishy requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t

By: brak

brak — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:08:10 +0000

On this day in History:
1823- Abd-ul-Mejid, Ottoman Sultan, is born.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:41:13 +0000

Seconded…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:37:35 +0000

“Waitress With a Death Wish”

By: Tanie

Tanie — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:28:23 +0000

Lol!!

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:24:10 +0000

Lol-caretroll?

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:46:17 +0000

“Excuse me, miss, but there’s no fly in my plane.”

By: j_beam

j_beam — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:43:11 +0000

HAHAHAHA! Serving food on a commuter flight. That is sooooo 2008.

By: Czernobog

Czernobog — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:06:33 +0000

And my pants are wet, but that happened before we landed.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:29:08 +0000

….and my pretzels are a bit spongy.

By: pcflamingo

pcflamingo — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:28:55 +0000

Yaay Sloop John B

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:24:00 +0000

I feel so broke up, I wanna go home!

By: fleakfragfry

fleakfragfry — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:10:20 +0000

Can’t say stewardess. Hypothetical people will be hypothetically offended. Of course, this is all hypothetical.

By: Rattus

Rattus — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:58:54 +0000

I came in here specifically to check on the placement of the first jocular TOO SOON. Kudos on making first place.

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:07:17 +0000

Won’t somebody please think of the lol’s?

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:06:22 +0000

Garcon, there is a fishy in my soup!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:52:05 +0000

“This is the worst cruise I’ve ever been on.”

By: Required

Required — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:41:49 +0000

People care more about being first or second rather than the lol itself.

By: Karen

Karen — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:01:24 +0000

At least everyone lived to tell the tale. Sorry, but IMHO that will never get old.

By: Paz

Paz — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:29:28 +0000

One of the best this year imo xD

By: slan agat

slan agat — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:16:31 +0000

At least it’s not vapid, fawning hero worship this time. Yeah, Sully’s a great guy. It’s OK to be over it now.

By: rhorho

rhorho — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:15:32 +0000

The Scientific-Humanitarian Committee (Wissenschaftlich-humanitäres Komitee, WhK) was founded in Berlin on the 14th or 15th of May, 1897, to campaign for social recognition of homosexual and transgender men and women, and against their legal persecution. It was the first such organisation in history.

By: WAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAA — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:07:34 +0000

SECOND!

By: Merckel

Merckel — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:02:02 +0000

TOOO SOOONN!
Also, why this one…again. Sheesh.
We can has new material?