So what karma does is it creeps up behind you like this and then…
(The Dalai Lama)
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Whereas Dogma barks right in your face…
Dogma pooped on my lawn.
Karma made me step in it.
*giggle*
Then I grabbed my yoga matma and drove my karma to the strip malla to my classa and did the downward dogma.
so, you like it dogma style?
I’m so in love with the Dalai Lama… he’s just so cute and huggable…
Dalai Lama is such a good person and funny as well
“Big Hitter, the lama…”
The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking.
“So we get done at 18 and he’s gonna stiff me! So I say ‘Hey Lama, how about something…you know…for the effort?’ So he looks at me and says ‘Oh no, there’ll be no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.’ So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.” – Karl Spackler
“Gunga galunga”
*link*
…for those who don’t know what we’re talking about…
*Calling for all Favorite Dalai Lama Quotes*
Here’s one of mine:
Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.
Dalai Lama
Lessee… “The purpose of our lives is to be happy,” comes to mind.
ROFL! I admit, I looked this one up (teh happeh one is teh onliest one I know), but it’s too awesome not to share:
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
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So a super model?
“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
and “In the practice of tolerance, one’s enemy is the best teacher.”
BICKETY BAM! It’s like a sock full of quarters and the motherf-er goes down!
FLY, FATASS, FLY!!!!!!
Instant Karma’s GONNA GET YOU LOOK OUT
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This one’s better.
…because saying it twice makes it MORE better!
Because the site is crap and the first one didn’t show up.
Looks like The Tickle Monster to me
I never see The Tickle Monster coming
until it’s too late.
So cute!!!
Oh to be lucky enough to meet him! That would be so cool!
Karma is all well and good, but it always takes so long. I prefer Instant Karma. What goes around comes around, but now available in easy microwaveable single serve packs!
What goes around comes aroundhouse kick to the back of the head?
This may be literally what he was saying.
punctuation? kthxbai
…and dogma will barf in your shoe when you’re not looking…
Like after a thoousand years of opressing your peasants and executing them if they don’t show proper obedience to your make believe religion you get invaded by china?
Then karma takes the shoe and shoves it up your a$$…
…and dogma yoinks it out and chews it to pieces..
Then karma makes you wear it to your job interview…
…where your dogma leaves black hairs all OVER the interviewer’s white couch…
But karma makes sure you’re allegric to this breed of dog, so you begin tho wheeze…
My karma just ran over my dogma
Dammit!! My dogma made me mistype “Allergic” and “to”
…but since it’s a phone sex job your dogma gets hired with you to ensure the proper breathless effect…
Andante!
Then you shouldn’t let your dogma anywhere near your keyboard…it banishes all rational thought…
gesundheit!
He’ll be okay. Your karma’s actually relatively dharmless.
Close, but no cigar. That was the ancient Indian caste system, usually associated with Hinduism. Karma’s a Buddhist thing. Y’know, when I accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot, I put a staple in my finger by mistake later that day.