Comments on: So what karma does is

By: the_strange_cat

the_strange_cat — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 00:49:30 +0000

Close, but no cigar. That was the ancient Indian caste system, usually associated with Hinduism. Karma’s a Buddhist thing. Y’know, when I accidentally stepped on my cat’s foot, I put a staple in my finger by mistake later that day.

By: poopingchicken

poopingchicken — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:27:29 +0000

punctuation? kthxbai

By: J

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:22:04 +0000

This may be literally what he was saying.

By: .

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 09:16:11 +0000

Because the site is crap and the first one didn’t show up.

By: StreetPreacher

StreetPreacher — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 04:06:39 +0000

He’ll be okay. Your karma’s actually relatively dharmless.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:03:06 +0000

What goes around comes aroundhouse kick to the back of the head?

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:43:57 +0000

Karma is all well and good, but it always takes so long. I prefer Instant Karma. What goes around comes around, but now available in easy microwaveable single serve packs!

By: Pugiron

Pugiron — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:25:00 +0000

Like after a thoousand years of opressing your peasants and executing them if they don’t show proper obedience to your make believe religion you get invaded by china?

By: Black Feather

Black Feather — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 02:47:21 +0000

So cute!!!

Oh to be lucky enough to meet him! That would be so cool!

By: Nostawyn

Nostawyn — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:29:22 +0000

“My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”

and “In the practice of tolerance, one’s enemy is the best teacher.”

By: Briaz

Briaz — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:49:06 +0000

My karma just ran over my dogma

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:01:12 +0000

I never see The Tickle Monster coming
until it’s too late.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:43:47 +0000

Looks like The Tickle Monster to me

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:43:13 +0000

…because saying it twice makes it MORE better!

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:40:57 +0000

so, you like it dogma style?

By: .

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:54:20 +0000

This one's better.

By: This one's better

This one's better — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:52:25 +0000

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4023862

By: brak

brak — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:49:15 +0000

FLY, FATASS, FLY!!!!!!

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:46:06 +0000

Then I grabbed my yoga matma and drove my karma to the strip malla to my classa and did the downward dogma.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 18:44:40 +0000

gesundheit!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:08:43 +0000

*link*
…for those who don’t know what we’re talking about…

By: Kraas

Kraas — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:05:13 +0000

Instant Karma’s GONNA GET YOU LOOK OUT

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:54:06 +0000

“Gunga galunga”

By: Srrslysry

Srrslysry — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:51:33 +0000

*giggle*

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:26:51 +0000

Then you shouldn’t let your dogma anywhere near your keyboard…it banishes all rational thought…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:25:31 +0000

So a super model?

By: The Steve

The Steve — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:24:00 +0000

BICKETY BAM! It’s like a sock full of quarters and the motherf-er goes down!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:23:28 +0000

Andante!

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:21:13 +0000

…but since it’s a phone sex job your dogma gets hired with you to ensure the proper breathless effect…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:20:04 +0000

Dammit!! My dogma made me mistype “Allergic” and “to”

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:17:35 +0000

But karma makes sure you’re allegric to this breed of dog, so you begin tho wheeze…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:16:05 +0000

“So we get done at 18 and he’s gonna stiff me! So I say ‘Hey Lama, how about something…you know…for the effort?’ So he looks at me and says ‘Oh no, there’ll be no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.’ So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.” – Karl Spackler

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:15:34 +0000

…where your dogma leaves black hairs all OVER the interviewer’s white couch…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:14:07 +0000

Then karma makes you wear it to your job interview…

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:13:24 +0000

The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:12:49 +0000

ROFL! I admit, I looked this one up (teh happeh one is teh onliest one I know), but it’s too awesome not to share:
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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
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By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:11:48 +0000

Karma made me step in it.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:11:25 +0000

Dogma pooped on my lawn.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:10:46 +0000

“Big Hitter, the lama…”

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:10:33 +0000

Lessee… “The purpose of our lives is to be happy,” comes to mind.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:09:34 +0000

…and dogma yoinks it out and chews it to pieces..

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:08:31 +0000

*Calling for all Favorite Dalai Lama Quotes*

Here’s one of mine:

Where ignorance is our master, there is no possibility of real peace.
Dalai Lama

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:07:30 +0000

Then karma takes the shoe and shoves it up your a$$…

By: Tibetian Man

Tibetian Man — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:07:21 +0000

Dalai Lama is such a good person and funny as well

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:05:31 +0000

…and dogma will barf in your shoe when you’re not looking…

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:03:12 +0000

I’m so in love with the Dalai Lama… he’s just so cute and huggable…

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:01:39 +0000

Whereas Dogma barks right in your face…