
Arabian Playboy Magazine Presents The Wild Girls of Riyadh U
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Arabian Playboy Magazine Presents The Wild Girls of Riyadh U
picture: dunno source, via our lol builder. lol caption: samuraidave
This is pretty funny, actually, but I really liked the caption I saw for this awhile back about putting it on facebook (or myspace).
That one was classic, and I ROFL’d.
Awesome, but my query is how you can tell who is who when the photo gets developed?
height
Thought bubbles.
They’re called captions here!
We Muslims have evolutionarily developed niqab-piercing vision obviously.. B-)
p.s. Please ignore the fact that such vision would defy the point of niqab to begin with
p.p.s But seriously, family and friends can tell the difference
I would certainly hope so…
It’s all in the eyes. When I came home from Qatar with my abaya, shellah and burqa, a longtime family friend initially was confused but then knew it was me by my eyes.
Obama’s supreme court nominees group photo.
LAWL.
LAWLIET hhehheheheh
That makes no sense.
I think maybe the comment was insinuating Obama was Muslim.
Which of course you’re right, it doesn’t make sense.
If he WAS muslim, he certainly wouldn’t nominate women into a position of power…
sure it does. if you want it too.
I thought Obama was a liberal athiest? Oh wait, that was yesterday, today he’s a conservative muslim, gotcha.
No, he’s a socialative communislim.
He is a scientologist pansexual troglodyte and don’t you forget it.
*scribbles it down* yes sir, yes sit, i’ll get this out on the wire, asap. this scoop will get me the pulitzer at least!
*temples fingers* Excellent…
oooh, troglodyte. The stinky d&d kind? Or the dictionary kind?
Can’t it be both?
SURE!!
DWM, your ignorance saddens me. Everyone knows, Obama is a FASCIST scientologist pansexual troglodyte. Oh and also, he’s teh black.
And your use of DWM instead of DWN makes baby Jesus sad and Hulk Jesus smash… Ho Noes!!!
Not teh Black!
Sorry about they typo, I gotta stop smoking weed before work.
Yes, teh Black!
It’s okay, you’re forgiven. Besides, your *cough*Political video made me a believer.
Well at least he’s not teh geh. Whew!
…dodged THAT bullet…
+
…oh yes he is…
He’s an Outworld demon whose going to bring back Mortal Kombat. Wait, that’s BarakA.
…haw haw haw (*snort*)…
Show us your ankles!
Now this is actually funny.
Do they get strings of beads for flashing some ankle?
No, they get brutally repressed…
I think it’s strings of stones.
…the wild days of college when everybody got stoned…
That’s easily the funniest thing on this page.
“This month: Shocking! All Wrist Action!”
that’s it baby, show me some toe!
oooohhhh yeeeeaaahhhh
GIGGI-TYYY!
“Check out the eyes on THAT ONE!”
Now there’s a thinly veiled come-on.
The long flowing robes hide that she’s a little fatwa.
That’s couscous muslim doesn’t cling to the curves.
But allah want to do is see some skin…
You guys mecca me laugh.
See the one on the left? She was on the corner all last night…I think she’s a hooka.
rofalafel!!11!
You can try tabouleh me, but I won’t budge one tahini bit.
Yes, this is funny because it quotes the name of a city most Americans rarely hear about, making it exotic!
Wait — how do you say that phonetically?
Would it be “Ride You?”
lol
Well, Riyadh is the site of the largest western enclave, I understand, so it would be the one place an American who had visited Saudi Arabia would be likely to have gone.
I wonder if they smile…
Of course, obstructions obfuscate one’s observations.
Oh crap, I had my eyes closed. Take another.
Hey, she’s making a funny face! Knock it off!
Burka buddies unite!
all this pic needs now is an explosion, HI-YO
It’ll get plenty of those once it hits the stands.
SILENCE!!!
I KILL YOU!
Jefuh-fuh Dun-HAAAM win!
haha.
SOO ISS CIDE BOM BER
ACHHHH MED
You should see the really hardcore stuff, sometimes they even show their knees!
zomg, /hardon
THOSE WHORES!
I think one is showing a bit much foot actually.
Don’t worry, she will be properly thrashed.
And my eyes are drawn to the guy’s butt. That cotton thing he’s wearing is way too thin.
Wonder which ones are the wives?
Also how can we be sure that they actually ARE women? Maybe the guy has a gay harem?
That would be hilarious scandal…
I smell a scandal!!!
That’s just my new anti-perspirant…
Oh… So that’s why it’s smell wierd in here…
*blushes*
Ooops…sorry! That would be the Mexican Dinner from last night talking…
In all seriousness, they have Victoria’s Secret there, and many ‘naughty’ stores. My neighbors down the road are Muslim, and I often see the women walking by in thier burkas with none other than stilettos on! In thier homes, they dress however they want until a man visits, it’s funny to see them in thier bikinis on the back porch and then get all covered up to go get the mail.
It’s no different than many “Christians” in my church who come into a Sunday am Service completely hung-over from the night before… every religion has their zealots and their “wannabes”… Even the Amish have a high rate of DUI… I live close to Lancaster County, Pa which is kinda the Amish “epicenter”…we hear about it all the time.
Ya know, I wanna see an Amish dude get pulled over for a DUI while on a horse…
I think it’d be funnier if the horse was drunk…
Perhaps both then…
Cuffing and getting the horse in the car…I wnna see that on “Cops”!!
That would be hilarious…
I definitely agree with you there. I wonder how many horses the Amish vehicles run on? One, two?
I live close to Shipshewana Indiana, another Amish stronghold. Part of the problem here is that teenage right of passage thingie where they get to be all wild and break the rules so that they can better make the decision to go back to the church. Rumspringa is what it’s called.
A repair tech came to my kid’s school to do routine maintenance on some computers. The older boys were so fascinated by her hip-hugger & cropped top (and what wasn’t covered) that they never looked high enough to see her hijab!
…Couldn’t find a video of an Amish DUI…but thought this one was link-worthy… {link}
Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG! clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop
If they have to blur-out crotch-shots, they reeaally need to require carpenter-crack blurrage, too. or at least require men that have it to wax thier buttcracks.
You haven’t heard the story of ‘the guy who waxed too far’?
It ends very, very badly.
can u imagine when they look at this later on in their lives??
“no im the one on the left”
“no i am”
“no i was wearing a black dress”
“no i was”
Oh, hi girls…uh, we’re wearing the same outfit…someone’s gonna have to go home and change.
Ever notice how all these repressive rules especially religious ones are made by men to control women? Very chimp.
Actually, it’s not a repression as much as it all about privacy. Wherever there’s men, women want to be private so they cover up. In the US, women seem to want to show as much skin as possible to attract lots of men. There, they cover up to keep the men from paying attention to them. Personally, I’d rather be known for my eyes than for my body. There’s some amount of perfection in their world.
I call shenanigans!!!! Women can’t go to school!!!
And your proof of that is?
I hope this won’t mean I’ll have to join Salman Rushdie in the witness protection program.
I chose Riyadh because it’s the capital and largest city not too mention secular. I thought Mecca or Medina might be too controversial. I didn’t choose any other Islamic country because a number of them like Egypt and Jordan where I have visited, the women aren’t covered up like that.
This kind of reminds me of victorian england where the sight of a woman’s bare ankle could make a man swoon.
This is one of the few pictures on here that actually made me LOL!
Great job
oh they’re so pretty. but not witty. or gay…
actually that picture has been taken in central Beirut, Lebanon where Saudi/Kuwaiti/Gulfy tourists and their 2+ wives are a very common occurence.
Gotta give the dude som credit if he is able to tag each and everyone of them on facebook. hahaha, that picture made my day!
lol saudi tourist in libanon?