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Bart Simpson reference, FTW!
Didn’t even think of that till you said it. xD
Me, either!
And, LOL!!!
First rating
Lactational = your kids are about two years apart instead of one. Experience speaking here…
I just got back from picking up my BC pills when I saw the ordinal posting, so this is the first random search I could think of when I went to Wiki.
Interesting note: demographers claim that some ten million children nationally are being raised by men who mistakenly believe they are those kids’ fathers.
Umm.
This statistic has nothing to do with you, of course.
She looked a lot like me. Don’t worry. Otherwise there would’ve been questions.
Maybe you just “went off” before you realized you “went off”?
Thanks to certain medications, no, not really.
(Why am I discussing this? LOL)
Because we’re all naked in here………
Really? My wife’s gonna be mad at me!
You know what they call women who use these methods?
MOM!!
Oddly enough, we had a pregnancy scare that wasn’t and nothing else happened. However, after the scare, she went straight onto birth control.
But the advice is solid for those dumb enough to rely on it. I do what I can to encourage more head in the world.
What do you expect? It came from Wiki!
Awwww, poor Joe!
And all I can think of is… Hot for Teacher…
*hums song in head*
I had a coworker who would play that at the beginning of Educator Appreciation weekend, before we’d open the store.
Always nice to have people with good tastes.
Almost as nice as having people that taste good.
Speaking of which… *bites both*
Mmm, tasty cabinet members…
*admires the double biting talent*
*agrees with Jane*
I credit my large hands being able to keep a grip on both so I maintain control as I switch between shoulders of both victims…
It took playing GH4 to realize that while we were all distracted by Eddie’s guitar, he had a truly kick-ass drummer behind him…
So why are we picking on the VP so much?
it is the duty of any good and honest american to pick on the vp. comes with the job.
True. This caption would work with just about any VP.
It pacifies the right wing trolls.
I hate you for making me imagine a Joe Biden themed pacifier…
ZOMG! How do we go about marketing those!!!
It’s just as good as the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.
What you do alone at night makes Baby Jesus cry.
Naw, he just needs his diaper changed.
Would that then be holy sh!t?
Yes. Yes it would.
Reason # 124538 why Jane fu(king pwns…
YAY!!!!
To this day noone has informed me of what Joe Biden said.
*shrugs* He’s famous for his gaffes; even he admits it. Google it yourself. Sometimes you have to be less whiny and needy and more proactive, ‘k?
I like people who are carefree enough to laugh at their own short comings. It’s a good character trait.
I agree with you on that.
‘bama’s got a great life insurance policy!!!!!
not nearly as good as W’s was.
But nobody beats Quayle.
at least quayle seemed like he’d follow the handlers directions, as opposed to taking them hunting….
*looks down at the flogger she borrowed from DWN* Ah hell…
Don’t worry, we still have him for your next shot. I wouldn’t let you down.
Sweet! I love beating the crap out of ex VP’s… erm, I mean creating art films.
Everything you do is art, hun.
Well, we don’t know what Marilyn gets up to with him….and I’d probably rather not speculate.
Eeeuuuw!
Mental floss needed on aisle 4!
See? We can laugh at Joe too. In fact, this one’s pretty good.
Funny thing is, I can actually see him doing this.
One of the things I like about Biden is that he really is just a blue collar guy who’s somehow risen way above his station. His verbal gaffes wouldn’t be noticeable if he was still the guy that works next to you on the manufacturing line.
Which is where the “the guy that works next to you on the manufacturing line probably really shouldn’t be the vice-president” thing comes in.
Seriously, what is the American obsession with voting for people who are OMG just like them?
Most Americans have hair plugs and capped teeth?!?
*nervously smooths down her hair* I, uh… well I didn’t think you’d noticed.
jiggle the jumblies… they’ll forget you even have hair.
I can support this idea…
*props up The People’s Breasts* Well, I wasn’t talking about the hair on my head, think anyone will care?
O_O
I’m sorry, we were saying something? I can’t remember after being Bewb-rayed…
Sorry Sir. Sometimes they just don’t know their own strength.
Which is just fine with me.
Few things funnier on my Saturday night games than having Lynn playing with her cleavage and then suddenly pushing her boobs together, leaning forward at somebody, and making a raygun-esque “Bewb” noise which stuns all male intelligence within the line of effect.
Then she giggles and goes back to what she was doing.
Now you too, know the story of the Bewb ray…
HeeHee, Lynn continues to rock.
She certainly does because she is also one of the people playing on my Saturday night games. I love gamer girls…
I can’t wait to see the smile on her face when I tell her your comment though.
I assumed she was using such a tactic to increase her chances. Such ruthlessness deserves a win.
She also does it because she is obsessed with boobs. It is win/win for me, unless I am trying to think beyond the capacity of a lizard.
The republic we established was supposed to be run “by the people”… so yeah….
This is supposed to explain why Palin is so popular, so yeah WTF?
Because when you have the richest, smartest, most powerful people in the world as elected officials, they tend to only look out for people THEY relate to…other rich folks.
Who do we have in our government to look out for the common man? Our founding fathers were blacksmiths, farmers, carpenters, etc.
Somebody forget to take his “happy” pills today?
Well his use name kind of indicates a ‘gloomy’ outlook. Truth in advertising?
Hey, what’s wrong with Igloo McCoy? And goddamn those happy pills. They wear off too quickly. Probably because I can’t get the lid off : (
That’s what hammers are for. So what if the cat and the dog won’t come near you for days afterwards, at least you got your happy pills!