Comments on: Breaking News

By: Poodle Groomer

Poodle Groomer — Fri, 01 May 2009 05:19:54 +0000

prostrate prostate parallel palpation.

By: Oomph!

Oomph! — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:47:23 +0000

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:15:34 +0000

And here I thought one had to go all the way to San Franscisco to get double fisted by too guys at once. . . . .

By: Aaron Hong

Aaron Hong — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:05:17 +0000

So this is what Guantanamo Bay’s being used for now…

By: Poodle Groomer

Poodle Groomer — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:25:41 +0000

Another volunteer for the new two handed prostrate prostate exam.

By: SwantonDiva

SwantonDiva — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 04:17:25 +0000

@ss me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 01:51:02 +0000

I’m sure Merkin would rather be aballed than blueballed.

By: Billy

Billy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:28:40 +0000

I’ll give this one +1,000,000 clever points.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 21:34:03 +0000

I’m prepuced against it!

By: LurkinMerkin

LurkinMerkin — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:22:56 +0000

This string of jokes aballs me!

By: slan agat

slan agat — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:19:14 +0000

No, it’s nothing that merits a second glans.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:22:17 +0000

I see more of a pain in the groin, that grip looks rough…

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:17:55 +0000

jeez, the police around here really are a pain in the a$$.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:46:45 +0000

…and I’m PRETTY sure you’ll get yours in the end…
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By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:45:27 +0000

Well, there doesn’t seem to be a vas defernes between us, though…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:41:41 +0000

It is their chief export but I think you are just talking out of your @ss now.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:40:05 +0000

Don’t Klingons cultivate and export dingle berries?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:36:40 +0000

Well we have to search for Klingons somewhere.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:31:04 +0000

That’s oK-Y.
So now that we’ve declared war against Uranus, is Mars next?

By: brak

brak — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:19:10 +0000

But…but…but…..

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:17:29 +0000

Tis okay, we just like to be anal about the war effort from time to time. Don’t mean to do you dry…

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:12:10 +0000

Butt… I was just getting farted!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:10:30 +0000

That’s enough of your cheek, get to work!

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:07:37 +0000

Well, I guess you don’t need to a@@ me twice…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:05:49 +0000

As a patriotic American, you should support the hole war effort.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:04:26 +0000

… ‘cuz I don’t remember hearing about being involved in another sh!tty war…

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 16:01:35 +0000

Wait… whut? I didn’t know teh president had us in another skirmish…