Is this where I make the gaffe, or do we want to wait ’til later?
(Joe Biden)
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Has Biden already been called “The Old Gaffer” or did I make that up?
I’m not sure, but in my house we call verbal gaffes “Bidens”…
Oh, you must mean Jill – “The Gagger.”
Maybe he needs a teleprompter, too.
Reagan was the Gipper, right?
Is this where I make like a giraffe, or do we wait ’til you’re taller?
If by better VP you mean evil puppetmaster who makes the president dance to his whims while thinking of more diabolical schemes to increase his own power and influence… yes. Yes he was.
I’m glad I have Charro though I am afraid that somebody might bump me off to get her in charge…
She’s just so damn lovable.
She is… however I feel that your Secret Service is more than able to handle the challenge, sir.
*makes a mental note to look into who, exactly, IS in charge of the Secret Service detail*
Something tells me that I am in trouble… Or that Charro is having fun being behind the scenes. Now that I mention it, I did hear a bunch of giggling in her room and a familiar smell in the air that I couldn’t quite place…
I know what you’re thinking sir, but I’m pretty sure she was just baking…um… gingerbread men. Right. For the annual White House Gingerbread Party.
*scurries off to announce to the press the formation of the brand new annual White House Gingerbread Party*
*adds ginger to the list of things to get for the next Cabinet meeting*
*is eagerly awaiting to see how President Nexus handles the ENTIRE Cabinet all at once*
*with restraint(s,) conviction, and taking it one step at a time with a firm hand*
This tough love is what won you the votes for PK President.
President Nexus: Hurting those he loves, just right…
Excellent work on your reelection campaign slogan, sir.
And we can certainly deliberate the ins and outs of it later in my office.
Mr Nexus’ secret service is pending epistemological confirmation. [link]
*is off snoring in the corner*
Huh, wha? Oh yeah. Secret Service. That’s me. Is he still alive? Yeah? Good.
*goes back to sleep*
That man deserves a pay raise…
Hehe – you forgot that he lives in a lair at the bottom of a volcano and runs an Executive Assassination Squad that rides dinosaurs equipped with rocket launchers and he has cloven hooves and a long barbed tail. And a forked tongue! I think he even destroyed downtown Tokyo. He eats babies for dessert. His favorite drink is the sweet sweet tears of orphans, collected by demonic forces who poke the orphans with pitchforks while sodomizing them for maximum tear output.
There I think we covered it now.
Hey! Biden may not be perfect but at least he has a reflection. I’m just saying…
Yes Cheney was a bllodsucking Vampire, while Biden is merely a moneysucking Hypocrite
Hmmm, which is worse? I honestly don’t know.
But… but… Cheney doesn’t sparkle! Or burst into flames in the sunlight….
*ponders*
I just think he’s the devil. The Prince of Freakin Darkness in the flesh.
just think of him as obama’s life insurance
And everyone thought he was crazy for picking Biden…
I kinda like Joe. He’s just goofy where Cheney was like Emperor Palpatine. Hardly ever seen. Sent Darth W out to do his bidding. Made of pure evil.
i kind of like joe too. i think he’d be great as a neighbor or maybe even a boss; and while he’s got a bad case of mouth-in-mouth disease, as a president (knock on wood) at least he doesn’t have the reputation of gerald ford: too dumb to walk and chew gum at the same time. plus he speaks in real words and not some made up mish-mash pidgen
Anybody that knocks Biden needs a reality check. We have had a procession of douchebags in the VP slot, he is way the best we’ve had so far. He may be a bit goofy, but he’s alright by me!
So he’s the best of the worst and the cream of the crap. When do they dedicate his monument?
Well, it was either him or Sara Palin…
You know, I bow down and give thanks every time I hear her name that she is not VP, but think about it–she sure would have made for good lols!
Palin certainly would have made excellent lols; but the price is too high; witness GB. It wouldn’t be worth it.
Remember when Palin said this, “When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.” I mean how stupid can you be, oh wait, that was a Biden quote.
I listen to the news and read the (e)-paper every day, and I really have not heard any Biden Gaffes. So, is this just sour grapes or are you referring to something specific?
Biden made a gaffe yesterday. So he shoots his mouth off once in a while – much better than Cheney, who shoots off _someone else’s_ mouth once in a while.
Biden, to paraphrase, said in a national TV interview that he wouldn’t travel on any “confined” vehicle with other people during the swine flu outbreak–to include, trains, subways, airplanes, etc. Essentially it was a typical Biden “d’oh” statement, and Fox has been eating it up ever since.
Well he was smarter. And more effective. He didn’t require the use of a helmet just to walk from his car to the door.
Ironic how a successful governor didn’t have enough experience or knowledge to fulfill a position that can obviously be filled by anyone with a double-digit IQ and has to be hidden from the press because he’s such an embarassment – the swine flu thing and Gibbsy covering for him (er…lying, actually) was just the most recent but it was funny.
Come on, don’t complain – it’s a presidency with at least 4 years of its own built-in humor. Joe just never lets you down!
Meh, why complain? It’s 4 years of built-in humor. Joe always delivers.
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