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Russia just made his naughty list. And now, there’s hell to pay!
Putin Vs. Santa
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you!
(Vladimir Putin and Patriarch Kirill I of Moscow, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Church)
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Putin has his own naughty list, and he’s putin’ Santa on it…
Putin has no “Naughty List”, he has a list of those whose deaths are immenint.
You *dare* bribe Putin. I’m going to shove coal so far up your stocking you’ll be coughing up diamonds.
… Are you implying that I am merely a container for a temporal anomaly?
*popcorn*
maybe they will have a good old Putin karate scene! then kiss at the end of it!? *steals some ‘cron* >.> that would be good…. XD lmao
LOLZ. Now that’s funny. Now it all depends on which Santa this actually is. I mean if this is the wholesome, milk and cookies Santa he doesn’t stand a chance. But if this is the Santa that keeps a rocket launcher in his sleigh to deal with those naughty commie pilots, this should be interesting
Russkie Kombat?!
*cues up bad techno*
“Ho ho ho! It’s time to get jolly on your naughty asses!”
That’s the night Santa went crazy…..
“I’m here to eat candy canes and kick ass! And I’m all out of candy canes!”
“They Live” FTW, LOL.
I’m in line for tickets already.
No kidding. I wasn’t even as enthusiastic about “Batman Begins” as I am about this.
Starring Nicolas Cage and Richard Griffiths.
From the makers of Putin on the Ritz
and The Hunt For Red December
The Church survived communism. On the other hand, Vlad has an itch to outdo the Impaler. Hmmm. I’ll put my money on the Church, on a points decision.
Oooooh, money on the nominal winner. I am feeling fiesty so I will bet on the supposed underdog. Actually, I will go for a church win too but I predict that Putin will last at least ten rounds.
Hey, a fifty to one shot won the Kentucky Derby on Saturday. I’d put my money on Vlad.
Oooh that sounded dirty.
Oddly enough, not to me but I try not to imagine men going at it…
Me too….
Nah, I think Putin will take it in a decision. He’s a bit fresher than the church. He has youth (relatively speaking) on his side.
ah young grasshopper, you forget that us old people have been around the block a few times and we have cunning and deceit which often conquers youth and impetuousness
Not all of us young ‘uns lack cunning and deceit… But I do agree that planning and forethought beats rash action any day. Putin is hardly impetuous, however.
oh no, santa will soon have an “accident”
Did Santa criticize Putin? Because if he did, yes the accident is imminent.
I know that Putin is a teetotaler, but I also believe he is an athiest.
If he is, this picture is even more interesting.
I don’t think he’s an Atheist. The picture of him topless, he’s wearing a cross. Though that doesn’t mean anything. I’m just mentioning it for discussion.
The idea that you’d examine a picture of a topless Putin that closely says a lot about you.
He’s oddly sexy and I’m a chick…. what does it say about me?
That there’s no accounting for tastes.
That’s you’re healthy?
I agree with DWN.
and i agree with you that putin is sexy in an odd way. he’d look good in black leather and maybe a leash?
Mmm, I kinda took you for a Domme.
lol, sometimes yes, sometimes sub, depends on my mood
Ah, a switch. I know a couple of those. Actually thought I was a switch for a while before I consciously made the realization that I detest being ordered about and love feeling the power of hair in my hands and growl in my voice action.
Any particular subset or just whatever you’re in the mood for like myself? *isn’t a properly dedicated BDSMer*
whatever strikes my fancy at the moment, but i am partial to silk scarves and old metal beds with the rails in the head and foot boards
and leather in appropriate attire – not costume things from the local hoochie store, but working leather, but not so much biker gear even though it is ‘working’ gear.
i prefer to be in charge most of the time, but once in a while, it’s relaxing to be the bound sub
I was actually thinking Gorean or Leather, something along those lines but if we wish to go this route instead, that’s fine.
I am not much for props since I do like simplicity but Lynn has a love of the soft ropes we grabbed for her, so I do what I can to indulge her. We do have my bed which has an old iron frame from back in the day, so plenty to tie from.
We haven’t quite gotten into costumes but I know she is interested so we will have to see. The prop that I am most fond of is the flogger I was gifted from my mentor in LA. I love that elk leather flogger and Lynn loves it even more.
As for the switching, I am glad it works for you. Top heavy subs are relatively rare, making you the second that I actually know and I only know two hardcore Mistresses.
I actually feel some sympathy for a switch I know in LA as she has been forced to be a top for quite a while since she can’t find anybody worth submitting to. She had flirted with me a bit but I am already at my capacity.
The joys of it all, eh?
not too much into the gorean stuff (from those old sci-fi books right?) read them all, but at the time was married to a hard-core @ss who couldn’t grasp the finer things like i don’t like the same touch he did and women don’t have prostates to massage…..
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don’t like the props so much as men who work in certian fields where certian clothing is par for the course, ie cowboys, loggers, carpenters (yum, a guy who can build things is good with his hands
and i did know a jockey a long time ago who brought his silks home ocassionally. very different, very interesting feel, and the riding crop was an added um, feature?
I am not much into Gorean either and my Mentor is a Leather community Master so that is where I am slanting though I still don’t think I have the brain for the rigidity of the formal parties, which is fine. I never liked parties anyway.
Sorry to hear about the hardcore @ss. Cretins seem to ooze into every possible avenue on the road of life and we without rocket launchers on our proverbial vehicles.
I find myself rather fond of the almost nunchuku feel of a short flogger though I haven’t used a crop so it does sound like fun.
I do like your thinking though. I am more for rp and situations than the props too.
parties….not my thing – i don’t share my playmates
plus i’m not up to rigidity at all. besides isn’t choreographed play an oxymoron?
i love creating an atmostphere and letting that be what determines the trail to the end. i suppose that could be concidered props – i’ve done a few arabian nights with the pillows, rugs, lanterns, gauzy drapes and all, but for me, props are the costumes, the accessories, the more esoteric stuff.
soft ropes are a must though, never let a cowboy use his working lasso on nekkid skin! gives new meaning to ‘rope burn,’ lol, ouch, lol
Well Leather parties aren’t about scripted play so much as formality in the rules of a party. And the parties aren’t orgies by any stretch. Sure you might get a show but more likely a fun demonstration of technique. Sharing only occurs if it occurs, it isn’t planned and nobody steps out of consent.
Hehe, one of our fun things is to capture Lynn as pirate booty and plunder her resources. Silly girls and their rape play fantasies. I’m still surprised at how many of them have them…
umm, yeah – it’s not so much rape as it is total submission and lack of control. play rape is the best anyone has at the moment to describe the fantasy, but it goes back to the old cheesy romance novels and fairy tales before that of women being swept off their feet by either the hero or the anti-hero. rescuing the damsel in distress is great too, but most women can’t quite connect the dots so therefore, the play rape instead. and if they need the fantasy to go with bondage, it works so why fix what isn’t broke?
Um, I think you aren’t understanding the level of rape play I am talking about… Lynn and the others I have spoken with have played the whole damsel in distress schtick. I am talking about the slapping around, forcing your way in, rape play that has nothing to do with old romance novels…
True, it is about utter helplessness but it has a wad of other things for the full edgey effect. I get the damsel in distress part, that’s easy. It’s the “kick my ass” part of it that I don’t get and am thankful that Lynn isn’t into. She likes to be taken and for me to use a bit of force but not like my Mentor’s girl has indulged in rape or some of his previous girlfriends.
Very visceral and disturbing stuff to read about but hey… It gets them off…
ah, the extreme stuff – been there, done that, wasn’t play, but real. so yeah, i don’t get that as part of play either. but then i’ve not had anyone for a very long time that i would trust with that much physical power/control even out side the bedroom.
feeling like i’m fighting for my life and not winning isn’t my cuppa tea so to speak. difference in life experiences, in age, in outlook, and that’s not even thinking about differences in what gets the juices stirring.
*meekly raises hand*
If I may interject into a conversation that I’m woefully knowledgeable about I’d like to point out that many romance novels from the 70′s and 80′s have “heroes” that are general a**holes for the entire books and violent rape and abuse by said heroes were common plot lines. Also, since loggers were mentioned I have to add that I never though a lumberjack would be attractive until I saw Hugh Jackman being all sexy in flannel in Wolverine.
*drools*
yup, i hear that on hugh jackman, he’s yummy no matter what or how little he’s wearing.
and those books – wow, they were aweful and my mother in law used to devour them. very sweet woman, but what the heck an evangelical southern baptist minister’s wife saw in those i’ll never figure out. must have had a rich fantasy life to make up for reality ;(
Well as a rape victim as a child, I found it a bit difficult to grasp the idea morally of enacting something even as light as what Lynn wanted to do. She admits that she can’t fight me as much as she would prefer, just wants it too bad. Which is nice for the ego but I digress.
I have found myself equally disturbed and fascinated by my reaction when we do play or I think about it at length. I am absolutely horrified by the idea of rape but I found that I have a lot of anger to be channeled for the play. If anything I find that I have to hold back which is almost worse than considering it to begin with. @_@
I have sympathy for bad fairie in that I share her avoidance of letting others have power over me. I honestly could have been a natural switch but no, the idea of letting anybody have control of me is just grating on my skin so I am what is called a service dom.
Jane: You do have a point, I was bored at my grandmother’s one summer and the heroes were… Well, assholes.
I admire your restraint that you even noticed the cross.
It took like three hours….
(click link in my name)
I guess we can consider that question solved…
LOL, reference win!
“Patriarch Krill I of Moscow, primate of the Russian orthodox church” ? I thought primates were subhuman homonids: apes and monkeys and other simians. And aren’t krill like plankton? I’m confused.
you are sorta right, but we’z primates too:
A primate (pronounced /ˈprаɪmeɪt/, us: prī′·māt) is a member of the biological order Primates (/prаɪˈmeɪtiːz/ prī·mā′·tēz; Latin: “prime, first rank”[2]), the group that contains lemurs, the Aye-aye, lorids, galagos, tarsiers, monkeys, and apes, with the last category including humans.
(source: wiki)
if it’s any consolation, you missed the krill too – they are small shrimp-like crustaceans that range anywhere from under a half inch to about 6 inches.
Funniest post in about a month. I’d go see that movie.
I would too.
id go see it
This reminds me of the Hogfather.
Mother: You can’t giver her a sword, it’s not safe!
Santa: Swords are not meant to be safe. It’s educational.
Mother: What if she cuts herself?
Santa: Well, that would be an important lesson.
I’ve got 40 to 60 odds on santa come on lets see some Betting here!
50 on Santa to live.
This, of course, begs the question:
What would Brian Boitano do?
It’s not Kirill, It’s Alexii II who died last year.
Looks more like they’re getting married.
would’ve been better if formatted like a PayPerView advert
I like this one – just good old funny.
words cannot even describe how i feel now.
how dare you even consider to even make jokes of these two wonderful people. Putin has improved Russia tremendously and “Santa” happens to be the deceased Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church. (In case you don’t know what those words mean, he is equivilant to our pope.) You are all incredibly cruel and ignorant to crack jokes of a fantastic president and a humble Patriarch. You all have wrong impressions of Russia (you know, the democratic country which is different than the Soviet Union) and its sad to think that there cannot be a single moment of peace and equality between Russia and the United States and its all because of you wrongly informed people. So, go ahead, comment me back saying that I am the wrong person, that its me that doesn’t have the right information. Go ahead and spread more of your lies and crack more jokes and then when you are all poor and humble, ask for Russia’s help.
Actually, the Patriarch is NOT the “equivalent” of the Pope, as the Patriarch is still technically only a bishop, and there are multiple Patriarchs.
And no, he is not Santa. Not even remotely close.
putin has done good things for russia, nobody denies that, and he’s probably a terrific guy (never having met him, i can’t say for sure). however, for us in the u.s. (and other western countries too) have the legal ability to poke fun at world leaders, regardless of where they are from, and this does include our own, or did you miss the last 8+ years of the mockery and ridicule that america heaped on our own former president chimp.
actual politics doesn’t enter into much, there is too much that is serious there, but we don’t take the personal foibles of people too serious. kind of a stress relief so we don’t all go postal and revolt against things we can’t change and the idiots that manage to keep getting elected into power here.
for not knowing anything about modern russia, to a degree that is true, but then americans are ignorant of a lot of things. and we have a an element of our society that encourages ignorance and heaven forbid that anyone have an independent thought. but we still get by year after year, self-correcting as the winds shift. after all, the u.s. isn’t exactly the same country that it was before the fall of the berlin wall and the your change from the ussr to a democratic russia.
**i apologize for the lack of capitals, never offence intended, i’ve got a worn out keyboard that i’m too cheap to replace until i find one i actually like (ergonomically)
Don’t feel too bad – a lot of people never got the memo that the cold war is over and the USSR is no more. They don’t recognize that our real foreign threat right now is Arabic and Islamic – it’s a refusal, not ignorance. Though if Russia is free and Democratic today you do have Reagan to thank for it – we’ve come full circle now – now we have the Russian leader telling OUR leaders not to make the mistake of full-bore socialism. Tragic, really that we’ve come so far, baby. Half the American voters wouldn’t recognize liberty if it bit them in the a**.
(^)It is so hard to find people like this online.
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Being a member of the Russian Orthodox Church Outside Russia, I feel such pity for almost everyone with an acount here. They know next to nothing about modern politics, they deny Christ and hate Christians-with no reason at all-,and are so poor they vote for a communist stooge…make that, SIX reds. I hate to imagine them in the next life; their souls aflame, wondering why they denied the grace of the Holy and Indivisible Trinity.
Also, yes, this one is in poor taste.
Why does Putin look so evil?