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Celebrity Gynecology On todays episode we visit Paris Hilton
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By the looks of this, I’d put some more protection on bro…
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Eww. Just, eww.
The link is to the funniest damn eww I’ve ever seen regarding Paris Hilton.
Love the one cop running off to throw up…
And she’s not even in the picture! Bonus!
I’m still laughing. This is a funny one!
pk finally found the funny! yay!
I’m torn here…it is funny, but it really seems like it should be on roflrazzi.
But it made us laugh and we needed it. How about that.
I thought that about the Miss Piggy swine flu one, even though I enjoyed it.
That’s what I thought. Yet this picture isn’t about a celebrity but the caption is. So either one would fit with both.
I hadn’t bothered to check what the picture was. But you’re right, it’s the same thing only in reverse.
I guess the cameras provide as much protection as rubber gloves and gas mask?
Would be funny if it wasn’t about Paris Hilton. Again.
You’d expect spelunking gear.
Nesting fail, that wasn’t supposed to be here. Still, I agree she’s been done to death (pun intended) and this should be on roflrazzi anyway.
Everyone expects novelty. Every time. Come on, if it’s so easy, V Gard, which celeb should it have been? And for the joke after that? And the one following that?
Anyone except Hilton and it would have been funnier. And I mean anyone.
Madonna?
There’s someone skankier than Paris hilton?
Lindsay Lohan. Definitely.
Paris ranks up there pretty high as far as skankiest people EVER. She totally redefined skank. And for some ungodly reason, made it super cool to a lot of people. Which is just SICK.
but madonna had her photo sex book published and she went so far as to include a pic of her and a german shepard in her back yard….. i don’t care how super cool paris made her empty life seem by having her ‘private’ sex tape show up on the intermet – madonna still has her trumped for skank and you can even toss in any of the current fame tramps and still won’t measure up to that coffee table book.
Actually, as someone who believes sex should be celebrated, not hidden, I was cool with the book. The rest of Madonna’s life, I’ll agree with you on, but the book was OK in my mind.
I dunno, Madonna has always celebrated sex (as shown by her book) whereas Paris pretended to be horrified by her tape being released and rode the skankdom to fame. Madonna made her career on the principles of her book (the ones she stood by in her book) so I’d have to say she is a principled skank, not someone who woke up one day and said “Hey everyone thinks I’m a skank I’ll use that”.
That response isn’t as thoughtful as I would have liked it to be so sorry about that. I blame it on it being a lazy Sunday afternoon.
@charro: lol, somehow it made sense to me, must be because after an achy night, the caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet. it’s still a lazy sunday morning for me…
i guess you guys (generic form) have a point about madonna being up front about her skankiness and using to her advantage, but there has always been something about her after she got big that just has an euwww factor for me.
Bad Fairie, I see what you mean. I guess I just respect Madonna because she’s always accepted the fact that she’s a skank. I think if people could be a little more like her there would be so much less shame about sex and much more openness about it. Which this country needs. Everyone hear about Bristol Palin saying “Abstinence only is impractical”? LOL Maybe if her mom was more like Madonna that wouldn’t have happened.
I dunno, I guess i just admire Madonna also for having always been like “I like sex, that’s who I am”. Paris just isn’t really like that. I dunno. I’m lost again. Stupid lazy Sunday ruining my brane time.
Fake modesty! That’s what I was looking for!! Paris was all like “I can’t believe this happened, I am not a slut, that was personal wah wah wah” and then was like “Hi I’m a skank look at the way I dress I’m going to promote myself skankily”. You know she rode that tape to fame but pretended that she was horrified by it and that’s disgusting. Madonna would have been like “Hey, where are my royalties?” and “Yeah, I look good in that tape, huh”. Blah.
way true on madonna would have been wanting her cut of any royalties (after an assistant ‘leaked’ it of course) and she’s always been honest about the sex stuff which is good, and i agree more people should be that way, but on the other hand, she does more than push the envelope, she burns it up, then hunts down the paper mill and burns that down for good measure. i guess for me it’s just a matter of degree, there is just some dirty laundry you’re not supposed to wave at the world and charge admittance to unless that is your line of work.
What about Madonna and a German Shepard? That is one I hadn’t heard about her…
Madonna is an incredible business woman and a very entertaining performer. She managed her own career, and she owned her own sexuality. If it were a guy in the music business we were talking about, his ‘skankiness’ wouldn’t be an issue.
Why is it always women who feel the need to put other women in their place? You ladies want to know who is oppressing you? Here’s a hint, it isn’t us guys.
Unless we are asked very nicely and with consensual terms arranged beforehand…
Good point, Seth. (Although I have to admit, this made me immediately think of the Aldous Snow character in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, and now I’m laughing a little bit as I type this.)
I will, however, say that I think Madonna should re-think celebrating her sexuality in her 50s dressed like she’s 20…it’s not a matter of being less sexual, but of doing it in a more mature manner. However, that’s just my opinion and it goes more to fashion than to mores.
Sort of like the way Cher tried to dress younger than she was. I’m sorry, but some of the stuff she wore made my eyes bleed.
Oh, well, you’ll have no argument from me over that. Once Madonna started getting those scary old lady arm flaps, it was time to give it a rest. In the ‘aging sexy’ department, she’s certainly no Tina Turner.
@Seth: So true! That reminded me and I had to go hunt for it, but I’d previously done a lol on exactly that. [link]
I <3 Tina Turner…
Just a comment on the self-esteem issue: I think part of Paris’ problem is that SHE has low self-esteem. She uses her fame and skankiness to get attention that she craves. She needs the adoration of her fans, in whatever form that takes.
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Madonna seems like she pretty much has it together in the self-esteem department, and uses her sexuality as a smack in the face of those who think she’s cheap and trashy. It’s like she’s saying “I’m here, I’m the way that I am, and all you pent up idiots out there who don’t like it can kiss my tight ass.”
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That’s just my opinion anyway.
Oh great. You guys have turned a perfectly good childish shallow joke about skanks and made it all deep and mature and stuff. I…I just can’t tolerate this kind of nonsense.
*storms off*
Stupid skinny b!tches. I say burn them all *grumbles*
Froo, also about what you said about Paris being dangerous for little girls, I think you are correct. I think the way women are portrayed in the media is dangerous. It seems to me that the media likes to make icons out of people who aren’t deserving and it gives little girls bad images of who to look up to. I mean, would you want your daughter looking up to Lindsey Lohan or Britney Spears? The media splashed their drug use all over the place and these are the young women that younger women idolize. So the media puts up pics of drunk, skinny celebrities and that’s what young girls see and have to look up to. Scary.
I’ve already promised my daughter that if I see her dressing like Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, there will be severe beatings issued
I’m glad that Britney was shown for the train wreck she is earlier last year and this year, and that the consequences of her actions were laid bare for the world to see. I doubt it will stick, but it is a good example to point to of why you shouldn’t live your life a certain way.
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I feel bad for my daughter. Daddy has already promised that if he ever sees her outside the house dressing like the teenage slut-hookers do at age 10 and up, he will grab her, throw her over his shoulder, and take her home. He doesn’t care if she’s at a mall, at school, or whatever. If she manages to sneak out of the house wearing that nasty stuff she’s going to have to answer for it. Now, after she’s 18, she can do what she pleases, but she’ll be doing it outside my house
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I really hope that we will raise a thoughtful daughter, though. I never felt the need to dress like a slut, I hope she doesn’t feel that need either.
I literally JUST found the most perfect quote for this. Link in name.
LOL and it’s probably true 98% of the time too.
Charro, Eric, I just found another relevant link, hehehe. I love Stumble. Clicky name.
@ eric – has your little angel started with the ‘but my friends are allowed to’ or ‘but so-&-so’s mom lets her’? my youngest went through that one like crazy – so when her friends stayed the night at our house, they had to dress to my standards too because my thing was “if they lived in my house, they wouldn’t be allowed to wear/do whatever either.” one of the girls confessed a few years later that her mom wouldn’t let her dress like she wanted to either.
if a guy was wearing short shorts that were painted on and spread his legs to where you could trace the veins in his family jewels you’d be saying how gross too. and that she’s 50, it’s just distasteful to say the least.
but it’s more than just her – how many young celebrity women have been getting snapped without underwear on – there are just some things that belong in a strip club and not out for the whole world to see.
thanks froo – just what i need -another site full of funny stuff to waste time at!
did you read epic win yet? i highly recommend it, just be sure to make it to the end, and don’t be drinking anything when you do….
hehehe, I’m going through it now.
@ bad fairie–No, but fortunately her friends have parents who are just as strict as we are on wardrobe. Hell, I’ll go so far as to say we’re probably most liberal since we’ll let her wear shorts when it’s not really shorts weather (the girl is impervious to bad weather). However, one day she wanted to wear LAST YEAR’S shorts, which were way too small and had about as much coverage as her underwear and I was like NO FREAKING WAY, DUDE.
@ eric – the best peice of child raising advice i was ever given came from my mother (who survived 8 kids) — “when this stage of development is getting to you, just remember the next stage is always worse” and then she started laughing!
Nesting fail… *headdesk* It’s above Seth’s in this line.
@DWN: ok this conversation web was making sense until you pointed out a nesting fail, now i’m completely befuddled trying to figure out the fail… but it’s ok, i just chalked it up to another nesting fail, so like a double negative, it cancels itself out
My Nesting fail, not yours. Check my post above Seth’s in this line. I meant to post that big rant I just made in THIS thread but it ended up in the one above.
So fail on me for not properly pointing out the fail.
@ froo – your link at 10:05 pm is primo
Crispy crap, that was typo’d…
Pron=SPLORT!
ROFL!
HST: Yes, it serves a simple function. Glad you understood it.
@dwn: *standing ovation*
Nicely done, sir!
I concur. VERY nicely done, and I *clap* for you! I’m sorry I missed it before, I had to drive to work and missed it in recents.
Chickmags=self loathing. No splort.
Pron=self gratification. SPLORT!
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I reread and reevaluated it. I couldn’t get past PRON the first read around
Oh and echoes. Nicely put.
Whoops, commented before refreshing. Thanks Froofrou and HST.
HST: Very succinct, thank you.
How many LOLs have you had up here, V Gard? Seriously, I want to see your work to compare it to the LOLs you enjoy bashing.
*crickets*
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As usual..
Yeah. Pretty much what I thought too.
Btw, everyone, feel free to wish me happy birthday today. I turn 31.
Happy B-Day you young whippersnapper! Now get the hell off my lawn..
happy b-day young grasshopper!
House all to myself – it was my birthday present – But total wrack’n'ruin – soon became apparent – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – I thought they’d played the cowboy song – (I heard it on the radio) – I thought it could be mellow – (but how could I know) – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – Asked to bring some friends – they walked in with mohawks – As the band began to play – they started to throw rocks – Now I thought that this was cool – til they threw me in the pool – The sofa must of missed me – cause now it sits here with me – I just wanted a band – to play my favorite song – I thought that it would be mellow – but boy was I wrong – I thought they’d played the cowboy song – (I heard it on the radio) – I thought it could be mellow – (but how could I know) – War declared on furniture – still no mercy shown – Anything not nailed – was immediately thrown – Final damage toll – is better left unspoken – By the time they left my house – there was nothing left unbroken
Hey, my birthday too! I turned 42 yesterday!
Happy birthday Eric!
Happy B-Day, PM! Now you get the hell off my lawn too.. I won’t have none of that crazy stuff you youngun’s do on MY grass…
aren’t you supposed to do stuff to or with grass, not on it?
Happy Birthday to you too!
42? Jings, you sound younger…
Another 5/10? Sweet! I found out recently we share a birthday with John Lennon assassin Mark David Chapman. Not cool.
what is this world coming to with another young grasshopper turning another year older, so happy birthday PM:
Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers round’ gifts and laughter too will bound, we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn’t over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn’t die this year i guess that’s good enough.
So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don’t remind yourself your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps, and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it’s downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen’t ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it’s funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear…..
(muttering) Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!
Wait for it……..
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(a la “The Emperor’s New Groove”)
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*clapping in rhythm*
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
FROM ALL OF US TO YOU!
WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY,
SO WE COULD PARTY TOO! HEY!!
*confetti floats down*
Mazltov.
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Now get off Eddie’s lawn, the both of you!
Happy Birthday!
Thanks to you all! This attention whore always enjoys birthday wishes.
Oh I missed this, happy birthday!
Yeah, good, but I see you’re STILL on my lawn..
You’re the one paying me to mow it. Simmer down, old man!
Attention whore!! Just so ya know, my b-day came and went on the 6th with nary a peep from me. Why? I’m too frickin’ old to give into that whole mind set.
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*get’s off of his own lawn*
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Oh, and Happy Belated B-Day to me!!!
ouch.
lmao
why is this on POLITICAL lols not CELEBRITY lols??
Correction: read the heading again. It’s Lol News.
Whatever you do, Egan, do NOT cross the streams!
Oh, h*ll. I knew I should have googled before posting:
Dr. Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I’m a little fuzzy on the whole “good/bad” thing here. What do you mean, “bad”?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Dr. Peter Venkman: That’s bad. Okay. All right, important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.
Ghostbusters is always FTW, event if it’s not a perfect quote.
*hollers into Paris’ crotch*
“Riiiiicoooolaaaaaaaaaa!” *echoes*
*snort*
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Although, I don’t recommend doing this without considering the implications.
There’s apparently a family of ferrets living up there you need to watch out for. The things she’ll do to impress people at her birthday parties. *shakes head sadly*
snork, rofl!
i now have a clean keyboard and monitor thanks to you – had to vaccum out the tea
At least we know why she can’t keep a man for very long.. emaculating ferrets, who would have thought?
*emasculating*
Well, the poor girl is getting an unfair rep over that. It’s not her fault. Apparently it’s actually a wormhole to another dimension that just happens to be there. She’s lost more puppies in handbags to that thing. *shakes head sadly some more*
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What actually happened to Tinkerbell.
that poor puppy, that’s just so sad ;(
Leave her be; you either want to have her or be her if you cntinue to post stuff about her.
No, some people and somethings are just meant to be ridiculed. PH is one of them. Sorry if this offends you and you are outraged by it. I would suggest you make a YouTube video and vent your spleen there.
LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!111elebenty121!!!!
That guy looks like a CDA agent from Monster’s Inc.
The Monsters thought it was a door to another kids bedroom but got a really unpleasant surprise when they went in.
The Paris thing didn’t make me laugh.
I study in that University and instead I imagined my school’s janitors disinfecting all the buildings…
YAA Adding this to my bookmarks. Thank You