Comments on: Breaking News

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:13:15 +0000

Those storm chasers must be really crazy then!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:33:36 +0000

Hehe. Not bad. And since I only work “shifts” at “Burger King” they can’t accuse me of being rich. {/sarcasm}

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:21:40 +0000

No, the Devil Hand is what you use at night because your wife won’t let you touch her.

By: dropping in

dropping in — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:31:20 +0000

Got hand it to Wanda though—Oxycontin- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I almost passed out!

By: dropping in

dropping in — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:28:58 +0000

e Tx has WAY more sun- thank god- 6 yrs without sun in addition to how much I thought it SUCKED would have killed me. I like SUN. Denver- 310 days a year…SoCal- many days a year, but not the past 2 .

By: dropping in

dropping in — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:23:10 +0000

I think it was April this year- Santa Barbara started really close to April…

By: dropping in

dropping in — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:19:20 +0000

I bring it where ever I go—100 yr flood in CO, 500 yr flood in NE, Hurricane Rita and Wilma in Texas, 9 tornadoes in 10 square miles in less than 2 hours in NE, Earthquake (mild) in CA, worst wildfires of record, CA….what have I not had—I guess no major earthquake, that is it I think. Oh and MANY snow storms in NE where we had enough ice or snow to knock out electricity. I will say most pp in CA are clueless as to what real weather is though- they get cold at 65 degrees (cold is when the nose hair freezes as you breathe).

By: dropping in

dropping in — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:07:28 +0000

Gotta agree- it is only insulting if you consider the criticism valid- otherwise it might as well be a fart. And a fart insults only the nose….

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:54:32 +0000

The only fun part would be watching it turn on the spit.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:44:27 +0000

froo – can we just take those olive branches he ignored and build a bonfire with them? i’m in the mood for roasted troll

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:35:31 +0000

If he just happened to be a college professor teaching sociology he would be. But then, I cringe at the thought of Dhoti teaching sociology. That would be an oxymoron extremis.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:18:58 +0000

It’s really kind of tragic that he doesn’t seem to understand that the reason behind all of the ire directed his way is that he slapped someone for no reason. And then when olive branches are extended, he slaps at those as well. Or if we dare try to speak gently or reason with him, he slaps back again.
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The only thing I can figure is that he’s playing obtuse just to get a rise out of as many people as possible. He can’t possibly be dumb enough to believe his own rhetoric.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:18:16 +0000

Ah, cool. Also, I doubt Dhoti would give up his possible deniability for actual integrity. It is more fun to deride others than prove your own worth or lack thereof.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:13:10 +0000

And for what it’s worth, I’m some sort of IT guy as well. I suspect Dhoti won’t say because he’s afraid we’ll point and laugh.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:51:44 +0000

That’s funnier.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:48:21 +0000

It’s the thought that counts, I suppose. Start oinking and see if she freaks.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:46:44 +0000

Thanks. My mom is bringing me peanut butter m&m's, but she'll probably try and slide them under the door or something.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:44:30 +0000

Lynn and I are cuddly people and when you are sick is when you need at least one person to remind you that you’re loved.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:42:24 +0000

Yay! My family’s way of comforting sick people is to say, “Don’t breath on me!”

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:40:53 +0000

Hey now, I love a MP+HG reference as much as the next guy, but… sometimes you just gotta go for the CCCCCCCCombo Buhraker!

By: Mags

Mags — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:38:02 +0000

Monty Python reference FTW

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:31:06 +0000

I heard that joke once only it God was pretending to be Bono.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:13:54 +0000

Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:02:32 +0000

Heh, I am not the one processing the ex. That is left to the government and their need for firstborn blood. The chains and silks were consideration for YOUR payment.

However, I will just charge his card and go on with my day.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:59:13 +0000

while you’re at it, just charge it all to his credit card and add a nice tip for good service too

bad fairie — Tue, 12 May 2009 06:08:44 +0000

bone chilling cold, but not freezing – just soaks in your bones and doesn’t go away. think your jan/feb but for 4 months and no sun and no snow at the lower elevations …. except as that glowing spot that might show up for an hour or so (like a lightbulb through a quilt)
there is a reason fake and bake places are so popular here – it’s easier to fake tan to get enough vit d than it is popping pills everyday, lol.
but if it’s any consolation, it stays green here most of the year – some years the decidious trees don’t lose all their leaves until spring. i hate it – child of the high desert – i miss brown, 4 seasons, and dry….
we rarily have to shovel snow at my elevation (350 ft) but i spend 9 months scraping mud off the porch, cleaning the carpets, and bathing puppy feet before bed…

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Tue, 12 May 2009 05:58:31 +0000

snicker, snicker