Comments on: Breaking News

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:38:12 +0000

lmfao

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:37:54 +0000

Fail Fail

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:37:14 +0000

Holy Jesus Daniel.. you took the time to clarify that. I can’t wait to search out your other comments… that can’t all be this sad.

By: Steve

Steve — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:34:28 +0000

Hey! it was not that bad!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:10:18 +0000

Absolutely Fabulous did it first!

By: Jhvh777

Jhvh777 — Wed, 13 May 2009 04:13:50 +0000

Am I the only one who noticed that Bill Gates last name is not capitalized, and that the beginning of the second sentence should read “Starts”? Seriously, no one has caught this yet?

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:18:06 +0000

iWork doesn’t support OpenDocument formats, so OpenOffice Aqua remains the only office suite I use on my mac.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:17:15 +0000

That might be the college dropout part..
May I not drop out of college.

By: ethana2

ethana2 — Wed, 13 May 2009 02:16:24 +0000

Do it with Ubuntu.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:29:41 +0000

I suggest you google ‘Gates Keynote’. You’ll find that your are mistaken.

By: kittehkat

kittehkat — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:26:05 +0000

FAIL.
Bill Gates is the founder of Microsoft. Keynote is only on Mac computers.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:59:20 +0000

Lolgates can haz invizable Rubik’s Cube.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:32:39 +0000

Correction Win

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:26:14 +0000

Sanctimony fail.

It’s “Incey Wincey Spider.”

Besides, “Itsy Bitsy,” “Eensy Weensy,” “Incey Wincey,” “Teensy Weensy,” “Inky Pinky” or “Inky Winky” are all acceptable variations.

By: Daniel

Daniel — Tue, 12 May 2009 16:20:56 +0000

Um.. it’s “incy wincy” not “itsy bitsy”.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:46:38 +0000

Googled it.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:22:05 +0000

Hmmm, maybe that’s why silent mode on the new iPhone has a really strong vibrate…

(oh no he di’n't!)

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:34:49 +0000

Well yes, but what does that have to do with a geek who got lucky?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:32:08 +0000

Save the World; go to Linux.

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Tue, 12 May 2009 11:30:11 +0000

Sings in duet with Dalai Lama.

By: whosaidthat

whosaidthat — Tue, 12 May 2009 09:30:25 +0000

Perfect caption.

By: Racecar 56

Racecar 56 — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:55:48 +0000

No WONDER Windows is so weird.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:21:11 +0000

“Hey Steve, your new Ipod Shuffle looks like a tampon.”

By: Monique

Monique — Tue, 12 May 2009 04:20:16 +0000

Oh no Mr. Bill.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:38:08 +0000

See, I would have liked this cap.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:37:42 +0000

*I* laugh. Except @this one: I’m tired of this pic.

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:01:00 +0000

Yeah – that was pretty good.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:49:13 +0000

I was thinking invisible voodoo doll, but I suppose that works too…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:48:05 +0000

I’m sorry. I read this as C P*ssy. Much different mental image, that.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:39:47 +0000

Super mega WIN.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:39:10 +0000

Eddie’s right. It’s put up or shut up time from the people who just pop in to insult the LOLs.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:37:55 +0000

This made me snicker.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:36:57 +0000

But they’re all moving very very slowly because Vista is eating all their memory.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:49:21 +0000

I’m with you on the funny faces, but I think shitting all the time would be tiresome.

By: Kinseth

Kinseth — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:03 +0000

If I were a really important person that everyone expects to be serious, I’d make funny faces and shit all the time.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:06:32 +0000

Then I suggest you make one of your own and let us see your brand of funny.

By: V Gard

V Gard — Mon, 11 May 2009 23:05:45 +0000

lol, I like it. At least it wasn’t another LOL about Vista.

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:49:15 +0000

Steve Jobs. I am crushing your head. Crush crush!
And your little iPhone too. Crush!

By: Seddah

Seddah — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:20:04 +0000

These “breaking news lols” are bullshit. I have yet to see one that’s actually funny. Enough of these shitty “lols”.

By: Jellyott

Jellyott — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:10:43 +0000

Ha…Ha?

By: Dhoti

Dhoti — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:09:07 +0000

Invisible Steve Jobs’ Pancreas

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:59:47 +0000

Oh hell, people will travel half way around the world to sit at the feet of the great guru.

By: Seth

Seth — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:53:16 +0000

I’m imagining a bot-net army of Zombie Vistas, all moaning, “CPUssssss….. CPUssssss,” Oh wait, I don’t have to imagine that, it’s actually happening.

By: Seth

Seth — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:51:09 +0000

“DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!”

Google ‘monkey boy ballmer,’ for an hilarious example of a Microsoft Keynote speech gone horribly, horribly wrong. FYI, A key note speech is any speech considered to be a ‘main event’ at a conference. So are you claiming that Billy Boy does not give speeches at conferences, or that his speeches are not considered the ‘main event?’

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:16:21 +0000

Really? Hmm, I’m going to have a chat with Steve Ballmer then and tell him to stop because you said so..

By: lol

lol — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:14:39 +0000

Fail, microsoft don’t make key note speaches..thats mac

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:12:25 +0000

Little did he know, the monster he created would someday come back to avenge itself…..*dundunduuuuun*

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:02:45 +0000

Only because Vista drove him to the edge..