I, for one, would like to know who invited my ex wives?
(Timothy Geitner)
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Please, someone, take my ex-wife!
This is ROFL funny.
It is a bit charming.
Compared to the sh!t that’s been here lately? Comedy gold, I tellsya.
With a penis and back alimony…
Don’t forget child support.
Unless you’re supposed to get it from my ex…in which case, you might as well forget about child support.
Issue beatings? Or I could just bite you?
Your choice.
I’ll take a bite; he’s not worth tracking down to beat.
*Eagerly offers neck for a nibble*
Hey, DWN….me too??????
Oooooh, the Monday is looking up.
*grabs your neck and chews*
*swoons*
Mmm, Ah, here is a question for the bite loving gals. What is your favorite method of giving/receiving with biting?
Are you a fan of the growling predator pinning you down and chewing on you slowly technique? Are you a fan of the cuddly spooning and nibbling technique? More of a random bite me fan? Neck, shoulder, other locations?
I figure since we were on an alimony joke thread, might as well talk about what else bites but in a good way.
All good, depending on the mood and/or occasion! (Not so good — mismatching the bite and mood…)
Well the funny thing is that I wasn’t a biter before Lynn got me into it, now I just want to chew on the tasty skin of teh wimmins…
And I haven’t quite found a mood that she isn’t up for a bit, except for when she is already sore, then not so much.
Now I am going to need to ask if she has a preference since I have just been chewing on her as I see fit… Which is at least once a day. Perhaps that is her preference cuz she always leans into it.
The funny sidenote is that if I make the mistake of biting her shoulder affectionately and Mikey sees it, I have to make sure to dodge a four year old fist at my waist level. LOL.
The ICHC fan in me is reading this hearing “NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM” the whole time.
Well ok, I’m male too, but my experience is that any woman who’s leaning into you is into getting what you’re giving her.
*growls and bites hard*
I’m a big fan of the long, slow chewing and nibbling at the base of the neck, ears, shoulders and… and…ummm…other areas…
*Suddenly feels the need to call off for the rest of the afternoon*
Wrist pinning or no?
Absolutely…
Thatta girl.
Lynn is rather fond of wrist pinning too.
I too am a van of wrist pinning.
*blushes*
Haha, well, hopefully you get your required dosage soon.
Can I choose D: All of the above?
Hey hey, it’s not about him being worth it. It’s all about the sport of hunting down the anal maggot. (Hates deadbeats with a f-ing passion)
*ROFL* I can never decide who is more impressive, the people who take these awesome shots or the ones who write these great captions
A crappy picture is worth 1,000 hilarious words…
I always liked that saying,”If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.”
Tim Geithner, and also Code Pink.
The caption was PERFECT for the pic…
I thought so, too. It cracked me up!
Well, it’s only funny if he has that many ex-wives!
Obviously the person that wanted a luagh did.
Not bad. Two funnies almost in a row.
Pay your damn taxes, Geithner, before you start demanding everybody else pay theirs !!
Why was Congress so STUPID to approve his nomination ????
hahaha failllll i wonder how many he has?
Ben Folds reference FTW.
Love that song, but had to go with a G-n-R classic:
I used to love her,
but i had to kill her
I used to love her,
but i had to kill her
I had to put her, six feet under
and I can still hear her complain
I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
but I had to kill her
I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
but I had to kill her
I knew I’d miss her,
So I had to keep her
She’s buried right in my backyard
(whoa yeah)
(whoa yeah)
(whoo-oo yeah)
I used to love her,
but I had to kill her
I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
but i had to kill her
She b!tched so much,
she drove me nuts
And now we’re happier this way, alright
(whoa yeah)
(whoa)
(whoo-oo yeah)
I used to love her,
but I had to kill her
I used to love her(ooooh yeah)
but I had to kill her
She b!tched so much,
she drove me nuts
and I can still hear her complain yeah-eeeah
Good one Mothergoose, I can add to that..
I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don’t want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: My girlfriend’s dead!
I say it’s leukemia or sometimes bulemia…
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head!
Can’t forget about the Ramones (one of my faves):
She went away for the holidays
Said she’s going to L.A.
But she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say
[Chorus: x2]
The KKK took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me
Now I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
Ringy, ringy, ringy
Up the President
And find out
Where my baby went
Ringy, ringy, ringy
Up the FBI
And find out if
My baby’s alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah
oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Well I’d rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won’t know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl
Well you know that I’m a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can’t spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
The Beatles, Run for Your Life
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl
Beatles FTW!
*mega-roffle* I listened to that song again after some forty-mumblemumble years and found it quite disturbing … just as soon as I was able to stop laughing… p.s. and yes, the award goes to HHNF ~ FTW! *Required disclaimer* My laughter should in no way imply that I favor homicide as a viable method of ending a dysfunctional relationship. *End required disclaimer*
Aww, thanks! I honestly thought it was so obvious that I would have a mob of ‘Captain Obvious Fail’ comments.
*legal waiver* I don’t think ‘intentional killing of girlfriend’ is a good thing, either. However, a cutting torch, duct tape, a shovel and pliers can be great tools when hell hath no fury. if they die, just blame thier poor endurance. *end of legal waiver*