Comments on: I, for one, would like to know

By: wolf-eyes

wolf-eyes — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 06:45:59 +0000

hahaha failllll i wonder how many he has?

By: stevie w

stevie w — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:19:45 +0000

Pay your damn taxes, Geithner, before you start demanding everybody else pay theirs !!

Why was Congress so STUPID to approve his nomination ????

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Wed, 13 May 2009 05:32:03 +0000

Not bad. Two funnies almost in a row.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Tue, 12 May 2009 21:56:51 +0000

Aww, thanks! I honestly thought it was so obvious that I would have a mob of ‘Captain Obvious Fail’ comments.
*legal waiver* I don’t think ‘intentional killing of girlfriend’ is a good thing, either. However, a cutting torch, duct tape, a shovel and pliers can be great tools when hell hath no fury. if they die, just blame thier poor endurance. *end of legal waiver*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 12 May 2009 14:50:26 +0000

Well ok, I’m male too, but my experience is that any woman who’s leaning into you is into getting what you’re giving her.

By: Anna

Anna — Tue, 12 May 2009 11:17:46 +0000

Obviously the person that wanted a luagh did.

By: swell foop

swell foop — Tue, 12 May 2009 09:44:33 +0000

*mega-roffle* I listened to that song again after some forty-mumblemumble years and found it quite disturbing … just as soon as I was able to stop laughing… p.s. and yes, the award goes to HHNF ~ FTW! *Required disclaimer* My laughter should in no way imply that I favor homicide as a viable method of ending a dysfunctional relationship. *End required disclaimer*

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:50:18 +0000

Beatles FTW!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:48:21 +0000

Hey hey, it’s not about him being worth it. It’s all about the sport of hunting down the anal maggot. (Hates deadbeats with a f-ing passion)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 12 May 2009 02:46:36 +0000

The ICHC fan in me is reading this hearing “NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM” the whole time.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Tue, 12 May 2009 01:51:33 +0000

Can I choose D: All of the above?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:14:41 +0000

Haha, well, hopefully you get your required dosage soon.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:11:49 +0000

I too am a van of wrist pinning.
*blushes*

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:17:33 +0000

A crappy picture is worth 1,000 hilarious words…

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:16:50 +0000

Well I’d rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or I won’t know where I am

You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl

Well you know that I’m a wicked guy
And I was born with a jealous mind
And I can’t spend my whole life
Trying just to make you toe the line
The Beatles, Run for Your Life
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand little girl
Catch you with another man
That’s the end’a little girl

By: MsMsBurning

MsMsBurning — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:44:32 +0000

Well, it’s only funny if he has that many ex-wives!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:06:07 +0000

Thatta girl.

Lynn is rather fond of wrist pinning too.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:58:51 +0000

Can’t forget about the Ramones (one of my faves):

She went away for the holidays
Said she’s going to L.A.
But she never got there
She never got there
She never got there, they say

[Chorus: x2]
The KKK took my baby away
They took her away
Away from me

Now I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me
I don’t know
Where my baby can be
They took her from me
They took her from me

Ringy, ringy, ringy
Up the President
And find out
Where my baby went
Ringy, ringy, ringy
Up the FBI
And find out if
My baby’s alive
Yeah, yeah, yeah

oh oh oh oh oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:56:23 +0000

Absolutely…

By: The Steve

The Steve — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:41:53 +0000

Good one Mothergoose, I can add to that..

I once had a girlfriend
But then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was
I don’t want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all: My girlfriend’s dead!
I say it’s leukemia or sometimes bulemia…
Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her head!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:26:12 +0000

Well the funny thing is that I wasn’t a biter before Lynn got me into it, now I just want to chew on the tasty skin of teh wimmins…

And I haven’t quite found a mood that she isn’t up for a bit, except for when she is already sore, then not so much.

Now I am going to need to ask if she has a preference since I have just been chewing on her as I see fit… Which is at least once a day. Perhaps that is her preference cuz she always leans into it.

The funny sidenote is that if I make the mistake of biting her shoulder affectionately and Mikey sees it, I have to make sure to dodge a four year old fist at my waist level. LOL.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:22:16 +0000

All good, depending on the mood and/or occasion! (Not so good — mismatching the bite and mood…)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:21:04 +0000

Wrist pinning or no?

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:10:48 +0000

I’m a big fan of the long, slow chewing and nibbling at the base of the neck, ears, shoulders and… and…ummm…other areas…

*Suddenly feels the need to call off for the rest of the afternoon*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:04:49 +0000

Mmm, Ah, here is a question for the bite loving gals. What is your favorite method of giving/receiving with biting?

Are you a fan of the growling predator pinning you down and chewing on you slowly technique? Are you a fan of the cuddly spooning and nibbling technique? More of a random bite me fan? Neck, shoulder, other locations?

I figure since we were on an alimony joke thread, might as well talk about what else bites but in a good way.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:53:38 +0000

*swoons*

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:52:45 +0000

Love that song, but had to go with a G-n-R classic:

I used to love her,
but i had to kill her
I used to love her,
but i had to kill her

I had to put her, six feet under
and I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
but I had to kill her
I used to love her, (oooo yeah)
but I had to kill her
I knew I’d miss her,
So I had to keep her
She’s buried right in my backyard
(whoa yeah)
(whoa yeah)
(whoo-oo yeah)

I used to love her,
but I had to kill her
I used to love her, (whoa yeah)
but i had to kill her
She b!tched so much,
she drove me nuts
And now we’re happier this way, alright
(whoa yeah)
(whoa)
(whoo-oo yeah)

I used to love her,
but I had to kill her
I used to love her(ooooh yeah)
but I had to kill her
She b!tched so much,
she drove me nuts
and I can still hear her complain yeah-eeeah

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:51:41 +0000

Oooooh, the Monday is looking up.

*grabs your neck and chews*

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:50:54 +0000

*growls and bites hard*

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:48:34 +0000

*Eagerly offers neck for a nibble*
Hey, DWN….me too??????

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:46:16 +0000

I thought so, too. It cracked me up!

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:43:58 +0000

The caption was PERFECT for the pic…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:43:02 +0000

I’ll take a bite; he’s not worth tracking down to beat.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:39:54 +0000

Tim Geithner, and also Code Pink.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:39:02 +0000

Issue beatings? Or I could just bite you?

Your choice.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:37:09 +0000

Unless you’re supposed to get it from my ex…in which case, you might as well forget about child support.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:34:27 +0000

I always liked that saying,”If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.”

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:33:47 +0000

Don’t forget child support.

By: Parks & Recreation

Parks & Recreation — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:23:49 +0000

Ben Folds reference FTW.

By: Lilith

Lilith — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:20:42 +0000

*ROFL* I can never decide who is more impressive, the people who take these awesome shots or the ones who write these great captions

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:12:20 +0000

With a penis and back alimony…

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:05:45 +0000

Compared to the sh!t that’s been here lately? Comedy gold, I tellsya.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:04:54 +0000

It is a bit charming.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Mon, 11 May 2009 16:01:36 +0000

Please, someone, take my ex-wife!

This is ROFL funny.