
Perhaps I shall ignore you!
(Barack Obama)
Picture by: dunno source via our LOL Builder. Caption by: ketseuki
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Perhaps I shall ignore you!
(Barack Obama)
Picture by: dunno source via our LOL Builder. Caption by: ketseuki
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The Koala is found in coastal regions of eastern and southern Australia, from near Adelaide to the southern part of Cape York Peninsula. Populations also extend for considerable distances inland in regions with enough moisture to support suitable woodlands. The Koalas of South Australia were largely exterminated during the early part of the 20th century, but the state has since been repopulated with Victorian stock. The Koala is not found in Tasmania or Western Australia.
Hehe, now that was the flame tossing I wanted to hear.
Cue the comments that say that this isn’t making fun of Obama, that it is in fact very positive and that every lol involving Obama is pro-Obama and done by stinking liberals.
Dammit. I actually thought I was going to be first there, and spare the world of at least one “First” first post. Even though my comment was silly it actually had some content, so I thought I had a chance to make a contribution for the good of mankind here! “First”-posts are the bane of civilization, after all. *pouts*
Oh well.
Heh, I only said it because I never had before. A bit ‘o bait for some flame tossing.
Sorry. ;.;
We don’t flame anymore.. now we just reply with useless trivia.
Oh, Eds…that trivia wasn’t totally useless…my 8-year-old is doing a report on the Koala!! I shall copy and paste and teach him the ways of the world – - Advancement thru plagiarism!!!
SLACKERS OF THE WORLD – -UNITE!!!!!
Do I have to? I was just going to take a nap, and I’m really tired *yawn* can’t we unite tomorrow or something?
*grabs flogger* Unite now dammit…
Can I untie instead?
Dyslexic Slackers…
We believe in dog, but we’re not real vocal about it.
… Whipping you girls into shape is going to make my wrist tired.
I’m here to assist you, My Lord.
And lo when the masses need encouragement, the faithful arrive. Ready to be clothed in leather and inflict and be subjected to horrifically divine indulgences, they shall revel in the glory.
Alright, enough sermons out of me. Ivan, fetch the ropes and I will get the floggers and crops. We have work to do!
Yes, My Lord.
*eagerly grovelling*
*and salivating*
Oh bother… Go recapture the women, Ivan.
@dwn – re your leather and subjected to horrifically divine indulgences: i just finished reading david horsey’s latest toon, i think the work has already been done (be sure to have a bucket of brain bleach handy)
@Bad Fairy: I’ve honestly seen worse but that was hilarious.
and onto a different subject… IVAN!!! There is a woman, get her!!!
*cue Yakkity Sax*
eEeEEEeeeeEp
*ahem*
Ladies and Gentleman of the press. Despite the rumors that President Nexus is lax on security and can not control his horde of naughty ladies in need of spankings, I come before you to assure a concerned nation that this vicious rumor is completely untrue. The president and his staff have everything under control and we advise the people of PK not to panic.
*looks around secretively*
Ummmm, that is all.
*skips off ahead of the handcuff brigade, giggling madly*
Hee hee you said “President and his staff”.
*after an intense chase scene through multiple doors, the door of the Oval Office slams shut wherein noises of smacked flesh, giggling, and other noises left unidentifed by nosey white house staff continue into the evening*
Teehee
We’ll pretend I meant to do that Charro, makes it funnier.
Jane, it sure makes for a funnier mental image.
Life. It’s good.
Well it’s too bad you weren’t. It would have saved from having to reply to an ordinal post.
Here comes the flood of snotty partisans (And I mean both of ya bastards)
Yeah? Well get the hell off my lawn ..
There are only 2 snotty partisans?
And can’t they use a freaking tissue if they’re that snotty? We don’t wanna catch their swine flu!
Perhaps I shall, too! *crosses arms, joining in the look of superiority*
These Lolz seem a little stale lately.
Now go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!
Don’t know why, but his face made me think of that.
well, he ignores what the americna people want, soo…..
american*
*see dyselxic slackers comment above*
Oh, and Bush listened to what we want? Please.
Nope…just the voices in his head and Uncle Dick Cheyney.
I don’t think awdwannabe said anything about Bush…
And your point is…?
I thought it was clear. My point is that you can’t counter a complaint against Obama with “it’s not like Bush did any better.” No, Bush probably didn’t do any better, but Bush isn’t exactly a good yard stick for what we want in a president, is he?
Don’t assume that people who are critical of Obama were happy with Bush. Many (or most) weren’t. awdwannabe didn’t say Bush was better. He just made a claim about Obama, which has nothing to do with Bush.
And for the record, I’m an Obama supporter. But I can’t let illogical arguments go unopposed.
The I apologize. Most folks that make negative comments about President Obama were staunch Bush supporters. I unfairly tried to antagonize you, and I’m sorry.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some tasty wenches to restrain. My God hath ordered it. Praise the DWN.
Not necessarily. What you want? Maybe. It’s about the will of the majority. Now, had you said, “Well, he completely ignores the U.S. Constitution,” I could have completely supported your comment.
And meow, I’m sorry if I’m a partisan bastard. If it makes you feel better, I don’t affiliate with either of the major parties, so I’m more of an independent ideological bastard. Except that doesn’t work either because my parents were married at the time of my conception… Hmmm…anyway, call me what you will. I’m sorry for bringing politics into this.
So how long until that photo is prominently displayed in your local Government Motors dealership? Preferably with a caption like “Buy a hybrid, redneck”.
Link: A mergers and acquisitions guy explains why people whining and screaming “fascism!” about the Chrysler mess need to grow the fvck up. Pretty much applies to the GM situation too.
Odd, then, how I didn’t actually use the word “socialism”. Nice try, though.
Reading fail. Fascism and socialism are different things. Socialism is what you guys accuse the left of doing, even though we don’t. Fascism is what you guys do.
The only socialism in America is corporate socialism and the drug war. Republicans are the ones who love socialism, but only their brand of it.
I think I’m going to have to pick random -isms to scream. The only thing I haven’t decided yet is whether I should rotate them on a daily or weekly basis.
Today? Dogmatism!!
Diss, why are you picking on dogs?! What did they do to you?!
She’s just showing her kitteh partisanship.
Balanced views and self-awareness FAIL. Overgeneralization WIN.
“You guys” and what “we” do, huh? Strawman fail.
Fail? Really? My intent was to irritate you, not win the argument. Looks like I succeeded. Look at me! I’m doing my Happy Dance now! Happy, happy, happy, I made Dhoti angry, happy, happy, happy!
So you’re admitting that you just pointlessly troll? Glad to hear you got over that whole “adding to PK” tripe you used to spout.
Never be ashamed of who you are.
It’s not pointless, the point is to have fun! I’ve given up being rational with you, you don’t understand rationality. So I troll you, because you are a troll. You don’t back up your assertions with facts, ever, you are mean to other people, you are incapable of changing your mind, showing compassion, or seeing your opponents as human beings with minds and feelings of their own.
So I’ve given up trying to get you to grow up and act like a civilized human being, and resorted to pointing out that you can’t read. Fascism still isn’t socialism, even if I am trolling.
I’ll take that as a yes, then. Good to know.
At least I can admit what I’m doing and laugh about it. And I’m not always trolling. So there’s a huge difference between you and I, right there.
Funny how you felt the need to point that out. It’s contradicted by the evidence, of course, but hey, whatever you say…
Maturity FAIL.
You act as if there is at least one other person on the planet who cares what your definition of maturity is. Odd.
Fascism was the word used… Not socialism, nice attempt at being clever though. I give you a half point for effort.
Oh, and even though your link is entirely irrelevant to the point I was trying to make, I guess I should ask anyway — you realize that GM and Chrysler are two entirely different situations, right? (Other than that they both make crappy cars.) So your link is, apparently, even more irrelevant.
The point you were trying to make was about the government bullying the car companies to the point of taking over. If you can’t see the similarities, maybe it’s because your head is too far up your arse to see anything but what you had for lunch yesterday.
Way to stay classy, chief. Don’t get defensive with me just because you’re talking about something that’s over your head.
This isn’t making fun of Obama. This is, in fact, very positive. Every lol involving Obama is pro-Obama and done by stinking liberals.
Previous post is dedicated to Zabimaru. Just keeping your prediction from being a total FAIL.
Thanks man, I appreciate it
But honestly, I’ve visited the comment section of a number of lols with Obama appearing in the picture, and there has always been a string of comments with things like “Oh crap, another picture kissing Obama’s ass. Why is this place so leftist? Why aren’t we allowed to make fun of Obama?” No matter what the content of the picture.
At least that’s how it was during the election. I’ll admit that I haven’t checked the comments much since then.
Ah, I became a regular shortly after the election, though I have seen a lot of the pre-election lolz. I would tell the complainers not to worry…soon Obama’s grace period will be up and people will be making fun of him as much as any president. Except W. Sorry, there’s just too much material there.
I think I agree with you P&R…I have no problem poking fun at Obama (even though I’m a supporter) when I think he deserves it…and the recent “Aerial Joyride” constitutes one of those times (even if he wasn’t on the plane)…As far as making fun of other presidents, W has a wealth of humor; and, you still see the occasional Clinton LOL.
Obama does pull off the arrogant look very well.
It’s I e of his major irritating flaws that drives me nuts. He can manage to pull off the arrogant look while getting a high colonic.
He comes from Illinois politics…what’d you expect?!!
A tommy gun and a big bag of money. I want my stereotypes left intact, dammit!!
Awesome mental picture, thanks! Can we add that he’s chewing down on a cigar while he’s at it?
No, no NO! You CHOMP a ceeeegar!
While wearing a fedora and a (loudly) pinstriped suit?
Don’t forget the spats.
Zoot Suit Riot… throw back a bottle of beer…
You’ll never catch me a live, constituency!
“Look Ma….top of the world!!!”
Only if he’s riding on the running board of a Model T or something, waving the Tommy gun in the air in one hand and transporting a trunk full of money and booze.
I’m soooo making this on Photoshop tonight.
“I smell pie…”
Recaptioned and link to my stuff in my name as always…
“Sire…the peasants are revolting”
“Don’t they have real jobs?”
“You said it! They stink on ice!”
*awards one internet for use of pun*
*yoink*
Why thank you!
*comes clean*
’tis from teh great Mel Brooks….
*awards another internet for using Mel Brooks*
I never said I was your English teacher, I don’t grade on plagarism, I grade on delivery and dammit, you delivered.
“You like MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YOU REALLY LIKE MEEEE!”
*sobs and elebenties*
ROFL!
*cue annoying flash photography of awards ceremony*
*flashes photographer*
Oh, wait. Wrong flash…sorry.
I will need to see you in my office about your conduct, young lady…
HEY!!! WAIT A COTTON PICKIN’ MINUTE HERE!!!! I set you up for the Mel Brooks tee-shot, and I don’t get any of teh internets?!
*takes ball and sulks home*
*sprints away with internets*
*calls MG into the same meeting with Diss for a cabinet powwow and chewing session…*
is everyone gay for Obama?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP.
Get over it.
Can’t say that I am, are you coming out and just don’t want to be alone or what?
That’s almost like asking, “Dude, are you as drunk as I am? ‘Cause that chick over there is smokin’ hot, man!”
Pretty much.
*checks to make sure her woman’s parts are all present and accounted for*
Ummmmm, no, I don’t believe so. Unless you meant gay as in happy, in which case sure, I’m happy for him. I guess. I mean, leader of the free world and all. Kudos to him.
Hey now… The checking of your parts should be a department inquiry that I will personally head as I have great concern for the location of your said assets.
Report to my office for a thorough investigation. We will get to the bottom of this…
Awwwww fine. *sulks off to President Nexus’ Oval Office*
*investigates thoroughly and with much restraint and forethought*
*perks up* Restraints?
Obviously but I am handling this investigation personally. However, I hear that the interns need inspection, that’s all you, slick.
Not to mention, it looks like he and his wife are pretty passionate about one another, and that always means increased satisfaction in life.
“I’m not arrogant. I’m simply contemplating my awesomeness.”
Crap. Nesting fail. @DWN.
I hate when I contemplate my awesomeness and some peasant comes and screws it up…
In bed. With a penis!
That is usually how I contemplate my awesomeness, yes.
No, that would be Al Gore.. he’s the one that basks in his awesomeness. Obama is simply a wannabe at this stage.
are we sticking only to politicians for blowhardiness contest?
Oh hell no.. The Donald would certainly be on that list..
Bi-partisanship at its finest…