Comments on: World hide and seek

By: dhcv

dhcv — Fri, 06 May 2011 00:31:57 +0000

Not anymore

By: Emma.lou

Emma.lou — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 17:41:33 +0000

If the bacteria pre-biotic cultures in the yogurt is still alive lactose-intolerant people can get it without a problem…..

By: OTT

OTT — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:00:58 +0000

maybe osama’s just an idea. a front used by the terrorists to scare ppl

By: Freckle

Freckle — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 03:17:24 +0000

Olly olly oxen free!

By: Fopsie

Fopsie — Fri, 29 May 2009 07:08:02 +0000

LOL everyone is looking in the wrong place. He shaved his beard and moved to SA.

By: Roflsneezia

Roflsneezia — Wed, 27 May 2009 02:49:20 +0000

they ought to add a new page to ichc that is that or something similar to it.

By: Hisbollah

Hisbollah — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:16:03 +0000

Hey, don’t mock our great prophet Mr. Honorable Osama bin Laden, peace be upon him. Wait, never mind… he isn’t dead yet.

Yeah, you will never find him! You infidels of the west. He will probably die within our borders and rise up like the great Mohammad did in Jerusalem. When Mr. Honorable Osama bin Laden dies, our land will become prosperous with virgins and lil’ boys.

By: cj

cj — Wed, 20 May 2009 22:47:18 +0000

why dont you all stay within your borders instead of driving our taxis trying to rape our women and refusing to wear our deoderant? If you b’tards would all f%ck off back to the middle east and hump your camels the world would be a better place. osama bin laden is a paedophile he’s hanging round some raghead kindergarden

By: Hisbollah

Hisbollah — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:02:23 +0000

You people of the west cannot find him because we have denied your access within our borders. Sure, you can sneak your secret agents into our borders with your spy planes or spy on our lands with your advanced satelite system. But if you do capture Osama bin Laden on our soil, you will be condemned by the world for intruding our borders.

By: Nasrallah

Nasrallah — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:01:24 +0000

HA! Everyone knows where Osama bin Laden is, but you are not going to catch him without devastated consequences!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:57:37 +0000

We should have the nukes. We should have the way to defend against nukes. And we should have the wisdom to not use them unless all other avenues have been exhausted

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:48:14 +0000

Okay i’ve tried replying to this twice, and it got eaten both times so i’m going to give the short version of the post. William Shatner is cooler than Chuck Norris because Malcolm Mcdowell is pure evil.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:46:10 +0000

The only way to measure who wins between Chuck and Bill is to look at what it takes to kill them. Bruce Lee and Malcolm Mcdowell, respectively. Between the two Malcolm gets my vote because nobody does evil like Malcolm. Plus being in Fallout 3 doesn’t hurt.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:40:27 +0000

(as an aside, Malcolm McDowell basks in his own sort of awsum)

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:39:55 +0000

Granted, you have a point, but I’ve yet to see Shatner try to secede and create his own country

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:38:59 +0000

I dont’ think it’s up and running, but that doesn’t make it any less of teh awsum as far as the safety of the country goes. We need SDI and a bigger nuke, and someone with an itchy trigger finger at the helm. The evil dictators of the world who only understand strength as opposed to diplomacy need to think that we will level them and put in the next Wal-Mart where their country used to be. That’s not to say we can’t be diplomatic where it is warranted, but I highly doubt Kim Jung Il or Achmey are doing anything but laughing at us behind their perfectly manicured hands while we flounder about trying to play nice.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:37:15 +0000

Really to determine if Chuck or Bill are more awesome comes down to who’s cooler out of Bruce Lee and Malcolm McDowell. Seeing as that is what it takes, respectively, to kill each of them. And Malcolm is in Fallout 3 so he gets my vote.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:28:36 +0000

I’m going to have to concede this one because I’ve been lazy a bit and I really don’t know what the status of SDI is. I don’t THINK it’s up and running, but I’m not sure so I’m not going to make any claims.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:24:58 +0000

While some of the ideas for giving Osama what he deserves are admittedly quite amusing, I have to disagree with, well all of them. If or when, depending on your level of optimism, he’s captured, he should be given a fair trial, then be executed like a common criminal. No making a big deal out of it. No making him into a martyr. Just a private, non televised room with someone sticking a needle in his arm, or pulling a switch, or whatever. The elaborate public executions? That’s how he’d no doubt want to be executed, in such a manner that lets his followers point at us and say “See? The americans call us barbarians, yet they are just as barbaric as they claim we are” And they’d be justified in saying that. More of the world would hate us. Someone would rise up to take Bin Laden’s place, and we’d be right back where we started. Is that REALLY what anyone wants?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:16:45 +0000

Chuck Norris chewed both of them up and spit them out. Shatner is Teh Awsum, but Chuck Norris laughs in the face of awsum.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:15:24 +0000

Sorry eddie, Chuck may be badass, but he aint’ got nuthin on William Shatner OR Samuel L Jackson.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:14:58 +0000

We do have that capability. Star Wars. Once again, Reagan is The Man.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:13:29 +0000

I have to disagree froofrou. If the other guy has a nuke, we should have a way of shooting it down.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:08:17 +0000

Not if you consider the possibility of commiting genocide against a group that there’s just not that many of. Like detroit lions fans.

By: amerikanerdad

amerikanerdad — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:02:48 +0000

i.e. Sandra Oh, George Clooney, and Hugh Laurie? Done.

By: Markus

Markus — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:53:33 +0000

ROFL! I SOOOO wanna go here…

By: Paul Young

Paul Young — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:50:55 +0000

…Just sounds so educated…

By: funny

funny — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:10:02 +0000

hahahahahahaha

By: Ilikegreen

Ilikegreen — Mon, 18 May 2009 21:13:42 +0000

I like meows idea!

By: GuyWithASenseOfHumor

GuyWithASenseOfHumor — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:26:34 +0000

LOL the champion of hide & seek is OSAMA BIN LADEN
nice nice *stumbl’d*

By: Abbie crane

Abbie crane — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:36:22 +0000

Why do we need to seek him out and destroy him when Pakistan has made a deal to allow the Taliban rule in tribal areas? I mean I’m not saying attack Pakistan since India’s right next door and I rather like India.
Besides I think its time we begin wondering why Bin Laden hates us? I mean I don’t think it’s for an entirely unfounded reason.

By: Dunk

Dunk — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:52:48 +0000

If he’s the World Champion in Hide and Seek, then perhaps the Ministry of Silly Walks should be placed in charge of finding him.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:09:25 +0000

can’t be behind the sofa, that’s where beejeebuz keeps turning up
(they’re not the same person are they?)

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:56:22 +0000

you people are so predictable and ordinary!

dress him in traditional womens clothing (minus the burka), superglue his lips to a captured suicide bomber’s (who failed btw) wang, then drop them both into the street in front of the biggest, most conservative mosque in tehran 15 min before evening prayer

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:39:53 +0000

fwiw – do a google search on ‘bush connections to bin laden’
some sites are leftist crackpot conspiracy sites, but there are also many reputable sites that provide sources for some amazing ties….

where is osama? has anyone really seached the crawford ranch?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:27:26 +0000

so that explains limberger cheese (minus the glitter)

By: Forge

Forge — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:05:56 +0000

Sock puppet kept under Dick Cheney’s desk and pulled out so they could go BOOGEYMAN WUHH!!! Every couple of weeks. Fallen into disuse under new administration.

By: bligated

bligated — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:57:45 +0000

More like he shaved, put on a suit and traded on Wall Street…Wait! that was before the stock market tanked…Sorry I don’t know where he is now.

By: bligated

bligated — Sat, 16 May 2009 16:50:24 +0000

I want you to think really hard, it may hurt your head a bit…But do you remember how you get there?

By: cj

cj — Sat, 16 May 2009 14:54:55 +0000

its actually Quetiapine and if i wasn’t dosed up on that i’d grab a gun and blow all osma’s cousins away myself just get an m-16 and head to a mosque. That and if i can find my way out of this damn padded room

By: Marshy

Marshy — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:57:48 +0000

I hear he’s hiding in one of three places:

Your living room couch (you find a lot of stuff in there)
Among the cast of Mad TV
The Disney Small World ride

By: topaz95

topaz95 — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:18:44 +0000

It’s easy to hide if you’re dead.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:24:58 +0000

i do. but that’s because i was 18. lactose intolerant and without a medication that allowed me to eat milk products until then.

i hated it at first. the texture is just weird. but what’s even weirder is the texture of yogurt if you’ve never had it before. there is nothing else in the food world with that same texture. NOTHING.

By: brak

brak — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:49:15 +0000

No no…..ALWAYS check your cheese before you chow it down. Like my Mom always said, “Son, always check your cheese. You’ll be glad you did.” Does anyone remember the first time you had cheese?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:56:43 +0000

Her Ladyship should not be questioned as he was away while she decorated and I have been there many times. None of the heads are his.

*makes note to go home and burn personal collection*

By: Sara Pulis

Sara Pulis — Fri, 15 May 2009 15:39:32 +0000

He’s probably either already dead or our people have some dirty deals going on with the group(s) harboring him. Either way, we need someone to trot out every so often for our Two Minutes’ Hate and a top hat-wearing capitalist isn’t the image our government and media wants us to identify with evil.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:19:40 +0000

TY!

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:10:32 +0000

i have the feeling that you put max’s head on that pike. he’s not been around since the re-decoration…

*suspicious*

By: minerva146

minerva146 — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:30:17 +0000

They could take that with them. Must be the brown people.

By: Ev

Ev — Fri, 15 May 2009 12:24:25 +0000

LOL