Comments on: They said there would be hurdles

By: DuckDuckObama

DuckDuckObama — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:05:30 +0000

Is is Hayward. I recognize the view. It’s my own front window, after all.

Plus there’s video to back it up.

http://www.runnerspace.com/eprofile.php?do=videos&pg=1&event_id=17&video_id=3830&folder_id=-2&offset=0

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:27:49 +0000

ohh, look, a shiny! might be more descriptive

By: Dunk

Dunk — Sun, 17 May 2009 22:51:18 +0000

I propose that someone make a show that consists of the ex-presidents going through an obstacle course like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:46:52 +0000

frick & frack – that was supposed to be folded, stapled, or mutilated!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:45:06 +0000

so that’s why i haven’t had the pleasure of trivia-slapping a firstes troll – not drunk enough walking through wikepedia…

By: slan agat

slan agat — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:47:07 +0000

Guess you’re new here; welcome to the party.

This is one of our little house rules, the Ordinal Post Rule. Rather than flaming First Trolls, we just club them over the head with an entry of useless trivia. Bonus points if the trivia is somehow related to the lol or appropriate to the poster’s state of mind, but often as not it’s gleaned from a drunkard’s walk through Wikipedia.

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 10:32:45 +0000

…fe, fi, fo, fum…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 10:24:55 +0000

…KL:…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 10:18:34 +0000

…I thought it was ‘I will not be pushed, pulled, filed, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered.’…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 10:12:19 +0000

…I Heart You Online…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:52:54 +0000

…who’s who in intercourse, PA…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:48:33 +0000

…ed…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:47:51 +0000

…(*hiccup*)…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:40:25 +0000

…Henry Chinaski and Wanda Tinasky I dinna know ye…Hooooorreee!…

By: Shamrock

Shamrock — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:34:33 +0000

Two trolls for the price of one!
(don’t think that I’ll take up on that offer thanks)

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sun, 17 May 2009 08:07:05 +0000

what about folded, stamped or mutilated?

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 07:58:48 +0000

…all, only, for, from torture…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 07:50:29 +0000

…american culture=torture…

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Sun, 17 May 2009 07:47:44 +0000

…’I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.’…

By: Mrfilbert

Mrfilbert — Sat, 16 May 2009 14:44:03 +0000

I believe that is hallowed Hayward…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:31:59 +0000

Seamus is usually prissy too, but for some reason he likes to go sit in the rain to spite me. He’ll spend the next five hours meticulously licking his paws to remove all moisture but he got to feel the cold rain on his wee little nose for a few precious minutes while I’m screaming at him.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:10:54 +0000

Mine is so prissy that he won’t go out when it rains. He’ll hold it for 18 hours if he has to in order not to get his feet wet.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:08:23 +0000

Yeah, my Seamus slept all morning when it WASN’T raining and the minute I get home from the store in the middle of the downpour he suddenly has to pee RIGHT NOW. I stood in the doorway and waited for him though, so he couldn’t slink off behind the shed and pretend deafness when I call him.

By: viking gal

viking gal — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:14:19 +0000

*applies mental floss to own brain*

By: Wokawokawoka

Wokawokawoka — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:50:52 +0000

That seriously looks like Hayward Field at University of Oregon

By: froofrou

froofrou — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:35:49 +0000

MG: He can walk on WATER, not hurdles!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:13:58 +0000

@hst – yes, in fact the eastern half the state is red, no blue, no wait, which color denotes the wing-nuts? but in all niceness, they do exist out west, and not all are in rural areas. case in pain is my former father in law – southern baptist minister (non-evangelical although his father is) but fil was a forest service employee (pencil pusher tho) who’s solution to the spotted owl problem was to stuff them all and give one to each of the environmentalists who wanted them protected…after retirement he entered the private sector working for weyerhaeuser to open up virgin national forest areas in oregon. there are some people who, at retirement must return to the state where they were born – in his case, hello louisiana!

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:00:37 +0000

Give him a walk and then treat yourself with ginger afterward. It is nice to reward yourself so things get done.

By: charro

charro — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:58:12 +0000

I say either one works, Jane.
It’s rainy here too and my dog is mad at me because I don’t want to walk him.

By: slan agat

slan agat — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:47:48 +0000

I was going to reply with the line that ended up on the cutting room floor:

“Ma’am, stop sucking on my wrist.”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:13:36 +0000

Just remember, we still love you.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:02:44 +0000

+ 1 internet, and + 1 “uwanna von schtupp?”

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:01:15 +0000

lilly von schtupp. blazing saddles.

By: the_original_shortright

the_original_shortright — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:00:30 +0000

it is 78* and sunny here. i went for a walk on my lunch break and on the way back in stood at the back door of the building for a full 5 minutes having the:
“you have to go inside”
“nooooo, i don’t want to it’s too nice”
“no really, your desk is inside”
“nooooooooooooo i don’t want to have to put up with the 2 blondes” discussion with myself.
in the end i had to come inside though. it sucks.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:35:48 +0000

It was raining this morning when I left so you have my sympathy. Stupid rain.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:35:31 +0000

*mirandizes self to avoid gloating*

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:32:25 +0000

I just made a dash to the grocery store because I’m out of tea and it has upgraded to steady downpour. Grrrrr.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:16:45 +0000

@bad fairie: Oooooh, I love it.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 19:02:23 +0000

@ bf: They have those?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:57:00 +0000

want to know how to drive a west coast conservative nuts?

take them out to the forest and let them calculate what all the trees are worth… then tell them it’s a protected area and they can’t cut down a single tree

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:34:21 +0000

Cloudy here too.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:22:40 +0000

Lucky! It’s cloudy here and I have to work tonight. *pouts*

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:21:01 +0000

No. “Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s TWUE!”

1 internet for grabs, people.

ROFL!

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:19:22 +0000

Lackadaisical obligatory bi-partisian trolling FTW!

Meh. It’s too nice outside to argue. G-ddamn sunshine, streaming in the window, tantalizing me, practically dragging me out… *yoink*

By: Kinseth

Kinseth — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:18:16 +0000

Man, and those are on the low setting, too.

Shouldn’t he just be able to, oh, I dunno, walk over them?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:17:02 +0000

I was going to say taking the time to clear each one thoughtfully before proceeding to the next one instead of knocking them out of his way without regards to the consequences. Now that we’ve gotten the bipartisan trolling over with, we can move on to “in bed” jokes.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:51:42 +0000

@bad fairie: I would like to think so and I wish I had been clever enough to make the wipe with poison ivy reference before you.

Thanks love. *hugs*

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:44:43 +0000

@ dwn re your forest feces rant — karma’s a b!tch ain’t it?
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if a wing-nut snaps in the forest and nobody hears, are they still inconsequential?

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:43:24 +0000

*pokes out mind’s eye with flaming hot poker*

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:43:03 +0000

Commando-in-chief…