Comments on: Today’s weather:

By: tams

tams — Tue, 26 May 2009 07:06:32 +0000

FFFFFFFFFFFU – someone beat me to it D<

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:25:41 +0000

“No, Mr. Mark, I expect you to die!”

By: Raptor007

Raptor007 — Thu, 21 May 2009 19:50:18 +0000

This seems like more of a Fail-Blog picture.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 21 May 2009 16:00:43 +0000

True, Mr. Mark but Froofrou is tenacious and you will fail… *pets cat from evil throne*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:55:27 +0000

I’m going to guess you know even less about sailboats than I do ; most of the mass is resting on the keel, which has missed the car’s LHF wheel by inches.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:39:56 +0000

No, there’s also the chance of either getting away, redirecting pursuers after a false target, or even the classic escape from “The Fugitive”. That last is a little terminal, granted…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 21 May 2009 13:15:09 +0000

One of my favorite jokes. (apologies to those of you who already think it’s old)

Two guys are walking down the street. They come upon a dog who’s vigorously licking himself. One guy says to the other, “Man, I wish I could do that!”

The other responds “You’d probably better find out if he’s friendly first.”

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Thu, 21 May 2009 12:58:59 +0000

I agree. I like the stance of the man in the yellow. it says to me

“Well look at that. Now what am i supposed do about this?”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:43:02 +0000

rrrrawr!

By: viking gal

viking gal — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:37:41 +0000

You might want to check the cat’s mood before scratching behind the ears. My mother’s cat would take off your fingers at the elbow. Tammy is a bit…ornery!

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:32:38 +0000

Most decent people will scratch any cat behind the ears, or pet any dog’s the belly. But I get slapped in the face for offering similar services to random women on the street. Go figure.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:23:35 +0000

There is a very subtle ethic of giving pleasure and receiving pleasure to being a slut. When you decide that your craving for attention is worth more than your ethics, then you embrace the dark side of the Slut.

*nods sagely*

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:05:32 +0000

I’m a slut myself, so I feel I have to stand up for ethical sluts everywhere. Tila’s problem is not that she’s a slut, that’s a perfectly nice occupation. Her problem is that she’s a shallow, vapid attention whore who parades her unethical sluttiness around like it’s a badge of pride. She gives sluts everywhere a bad name.

By: SS

SS — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:39:56 +0000

In Soviet Russia, a boat is on you!

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:33:38 +0000

I c whut u did there…

By: Seth

Seth — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:29:13 +0000

There is nothing inherently wrong with being a donkey sucking slut. If that’s your thing, more power too you. Being a shallow, vapid attention whore, on the other hand…

By: bukkitt 201

bukkitt 201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:26:03 +0000

OH MY GOD!! BIGGEST DISS EVER!!! It’s funny because it’s true.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:45:49 +0000

Oh right.. I’m old and get confused easily. Chief of Staff.. hands out troll stickes to everyone that needs one.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 20 May 2009 18:18:02 +0000

He’ll be a real pain in a posteriori.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:50:30 +0000

“an instance of a house being picked up, turned around and sat back down on it’s foundation, without being destroyed. ”
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When I lived in the South, this happened to a neighbor’s barn. He only had crops, not livestock, so no animals were harmed.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:47:49 +0000

*grabs duct tape and chases Eddie*
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*plays banjo getaway music, just to give everyone a change of pace from “Yakety Sax”*

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:46:36 +0000

Why? Because I think this lol sucks more donkeys than Tia Tequila?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:43:55 +0000

“I’m going two complain about that all day.”
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In Latin, that’s “carpe diem”.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:33:39 +0000

He only acts that way because he Ishmael.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:32:46 +0000

*quirks eyebrow and smirks*

Then consider this a performance evaluation…

@Eric: My good friend, that is what Hush money is for. No need for snipers or tell all books that will have your skin looking like something from a medical dictionary. We can be friends about this.

@PortlandMark: Running just means you will be too tired to scream.

*adjusts cufflinks on menacing tuxedo outfit, dons top hat and wanders off whistling a merry tune into the night*

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:20:07 +0000

Not sure, but he’s a real dick.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:18:51 +0000

Somewhere in this man’s garage are a crowbar and the remains of a wooden crate labeled “ACME Boat Navigation System”.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:10:49 +0000

I thought you were chief of staff, Eds.

By: wallFly

wallFly — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:35:46 +0000

i saw someone post this as something else a ways back and in the comment section someone else had said:

“what scurvy dog parked their car under me boat?!”

anyway, that cracked me up, so i felt like sharing it again.. i just don’t remember who said it (sorry!)

By: Bored Office Worker

Bored Office Worker — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:13:03 +0000

The photo was taken after a hurricane (Ivan or Katrina) hit the Gulf Coast. I was there….before, during, and after. Sorry to burst your bubble, but it was in our local newspaper at the time.

By: boaks

boaks — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:47:30 +0000

WHAT!? I hadn’t heard of that one! And I’m from Pittsburgh! Must read!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 20 May 2009 12:30:04 +0000

They’re making meatballs a movie! I used to love those books!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 08:47:54 +0000

nope, you’re stuck with these until the unimaginitive trolls quit complaining about the lack of new pics or commentary

By: Tonstant Weader

Tonstant Weader — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:55:30 +0000

Failboat!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 20 May 2009 07:22:31 +0000

Oh, I love Mythbusters! But, their scientific method does leave a bit to be desired

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:53:16 +0000

Have you seen the show? They define weirdness!
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Actually, I think you’re right though. I have seen strange things that logic just can’t explain.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:51:36 +0000

One.. I can think of one song I can suffer through.

By: bukkitt201

bukkitt201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:52:35 +0000

Ouch.

By: bukkitt201

bukkitt201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:51:08 +0000

… And meanwhile some drunk teenager wakes up and says “Dude, where’s my boat?”

By: bukkitt201

bukkitt201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:49:32 +0000

*Grabs Taser of Justice and follows froo screaming “Yeah, that’s right! Run!*

By: bukkitt201

bukkitt201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:45:21 +0000

I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO ASK THE SAME THING!!!

By: bukkitt201

bukkitt201 — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:42:40 +0000

Well I see the troll part.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:36:37 +0000

warning — not for the squeemish:

there was also the case where a string of barbed wire fence was pulled up and one of the wood fence posts was driven lengthwise into a horse from chest to mid-ribcage – again, pic was in an old scientific type mag…long, long time ago.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:33:36 +0000

i remember seeing it in scientific america or some such mag years ago (probably before you were born )

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:30:56 +0000

Have you read the sequel, Pickles to Pittsburgh?

I love both of them ^_^

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:59:11 +0000

I think circumstances speak differently……..my Papa took a picture of it before I was born. Sometimes I wonder about Mythbusters not taking into account the weirdness of certain things like storms

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:55:34 +0000

Yeah, but Mythbusters have shown that it really couldn’t be done (the straw in the pole that is).

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:45:39 +0000

Neener-neener-neener.. catch me if you can!

By: kAT

kAT — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:41:28 +0000

This was a hilarious caption. I wouldn’t change a thing!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:50:47 +0000

nope, and hurricanes and tornadoes are notorious for weird things – many, many years ago there what a photo of dry straw driven half way through a phone pole. there has also been an instance of a house being picked up, turned around and sat back down on it’s foundation, without being destroyed. freaky storms do freaky things