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Finally! A person of color who supports OJ getting the needle…
*ducks and covers*
I like cheese
I like ice cream.
I like cheese *with* ice cream. Don’t scoff until you’ve tried it.
I like jalapeno ice cream.
I like ice cream with pretzels…
pretzels and cream cheese
Ice cream and anti-freeze
Green tea flavored ice cream.
Chocolate ice cream with plain Lays potato chips.
I like ice cream in my pants.
Chocolate ice cream mixed with melted Snickers bar & pieces of Ruffles potato chips = Awesome.
ooooooohhhh….gotta try that. Thanks for the tip…
*writes down snickers, ruffles and chocolate ice cream on grocery list*
Butter Brickle ice cream, or some other white ice cream, with a light, not too hoppy European Pilsner, IE a Beer Float. Alternatively, you could use a chocolate ice cream with a nice malty stout. Ooh, I bet a doppelbock would be even better!
Never tried it with beer… A lot of folk drink Irn bru and ice cream at Hogmanay…
Using frozen Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies to scoop Cherries Garcia ice cream right out of the pint container.
My mother loves deep-fried ice-cream… I’ve never had the chance to try it but I’m assured it’s very very tasty….
Deep-fried Oreos are pretty amazing. I’ve only had them once, but frying them softens up the chocolate cookie part (in a nice, rather than soggy, way) and makes the filling melty.
*heart explodes*
I know, so many of the things I loooove to eat are a cardiologist’s nightmare… Moderation seems to be the key, as my cholesterol is just dandy.
Look, everyone is going to die of something, I want to die happy! And, what good is it if you don’t look dead? I want people to gag when they walk past the casket! “Holy crap, what happened to her??”
Leave your corpse as an example to others instead going gently into that cold night?
Something like that. I want to have fun before I go.
“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ”
– 1 internet for whomever can identify the author
Deep Fried Mars Bars!!!1!!
(That wasn’t in response to HST)
HST, it’s a quote from an unknown author, as it appears in many different places and is attributed to several different people.
@ AC: Is there any food that is not improved by deep-frying? (I suspect if there is, you’ve figured it out in Scotland, as from what I hear you guys are even bigger on deep-frying stuff than we are in the southern part of the U.S.)
@Diss: this is why my country is called “the sick man of Europe”
…And I bet you anything deep-fried peppermints would be disgusting…
Only one I can attribute that quote to is George Carlin, but I don’t know for sure.
Hell, you could probably bread and deep fry a turd and most people in the South would think it was a “gone-over” pickle…
*is never eating fried pickles again*
I think I’m going to vomit now.
Hey now, froo, If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin…
*secretly loves fried pickles with buttermilk batter*
Sorry to make you yak.
If hubby and I can’t do anything else, we can fry up some food. We’ve even developed our own batter for the mushrooms, pickles, squash, and hot wings we fry, and it’ll all make you slap your momma!
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I think I’ll lay off the pickles for now though
“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ”
Nice idea, as long as you don’t end up with Parkinsons or some other diet related disease and spend your last 5 to 10 years of life in a wheelchair or dying in horrible pain from cancer. Better to just take good care of yourself now.
Diet Cherry 7Up poured over vanilla ice cream. Straw and spoon required. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Diet…??? Hmm….
OK, diet 7-UP I guess could be expected, but diet CHERRY 7up? Seriously? Who comes up with all these fancy flavo(u)rs? What’s wrong with just your regular 7-UP?
Try it before you knock it. It’s actually been around for years. Seems to be having a resurgence. Seriously….try it. Very good.
So I guess the Diet Pepsi Vanilla, Diet Lemon Pepsi, Diet Pepsi Lime, Pepsi Throwback, Diet Pepsi Max, and Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry wouldn’t appeal much to you either?
mmmmmmmmm…. ice cream makes my inner child alive
I concur
Did someone say “shiny?” I must have missed it…
Glad I’m not alone…
I think this belongs in failblog…
Actually, it already appeared on Failblog. Twice, I believe.
With different captions, too!
It’s a mixture of LOLNews AND Failblog. A rare LOLfusion.
*remembering Reese’s commercials from youth*
“Hey!! You got your Lolnews in my Failblog!!”
“Well, you got your Failblog on my Lolnews!”
You got your Failnews in my Lolblog…wait, nevermind.
Clever way to get around hate-speech laws.
Two can play that game…
Burn all Muslin!
It really does nothing for my figure…
We have ways of working your figure… To the Oval Office!
*cue old school Batman music as I dash for office heroically*
*and the laugh track kicks in as DWN trips over the threshold ala Dick Van Dyke*
Heh heh heh, you said dick.
Huh huh huh, and then he said van.
Heh heh heh you said dyke.
heh heh heh, you said laugh.
HAHAHAHAHA!! I am laughing!
*grumbles and sends order to have Eddie subjected to rugburn and itching powder*
pfffffffffffft
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I shall taunt you a second time..
*goes for a walk on Eddie’s lawn*
*doesn’t clean up the poo on Eddie’s lawn*
What’s disturbing about that is I don’t have a dog.
want to borrow one of mine?
Oh, it must be that ferret you think is a chihuahua..
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*pulls out his trusty M1 carbine and dials in the scope*
…and I thought all this O.J. stuff had finally blown over.
Does anything ever blow over? Apart from the unicycles on the 3rd and 16th of May?
And the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.. that one’s always a crowd pleaser.
He’s obviously protesting the use of steroids in professional athletic competitions.
Die A-Rod!
DIE APPLE JUICE you hurt when i wee wee >:)
thats called abladder infection
or a bladder infection take your pick
But I don’t want to take a pick to my bladder!
TWENTIETH
Warren Tay (1843 – May 15, 1927) was a British ophthalmologist who was a native of Yorkshire.
In 1881 he first described the red spot on the retina of the eye that is present in Tay-Sachs disease. He reported this condition in the Volume I edition of the Ophthalmological Society, an organization in which he was a founding member. Here he described the symptoms in a child who also had neurological problems. Later in the Volume IV edition, he gave a complete description of the clinical symptoms of the disorder, and also reported that another member from the same family had this retinal condition.
STUPITITH
AHHHH It is I who am stupid! I meant
STUPIDITH
I blew it. I suck.
Hey, it made sense to me. (I often pronounce it “stupit” (with a glottal stop on the end))
He blew it… He sucks…
Oh, lovely. Another of an infinite myriad of Jew-haters, and yall can just laugh it off and promptly forget about it.
I hate to break it to all of you, but this moron is perfectly serious, pathetic English skills and all.
huge sigh
TOOOO SOOOOOOONNNN!!!
*huge sigh* Yeah, but in addition to being an idiot for his beliefs, he’s an idiot that can’t spell. As it’s really too depressing to make fun of people for being genocidal, we choose to poke fun at his lack of literacy. Nobody thinks he’s just a loveable goofball (as far as I can tell), and we’ll make fun of pretty much anyone who goes to a protest with a misspelled sign, regardless of their political inclinations.
I concur with every bad thing you or anyone else says about this jerk, but I would be willing to bet he belongs to the “English as a Second Language” group, and therefor can be excused for not being able to discern between homonyms.
That’s as it may be, PM, but if I was going to protest something in HIS country/language I’d run my poster by a native speaker first so that I didn’t make even more of an ass of myself than I would be anyway.
maybe he did, and they didn’t agree with him, so set him up to be ridiculed instead of applauded
I bet the milk industry is behind this…
It’s easier to deal with morons than bigoted morons.
And I hate to break it to you, we already knew he was a moron nor are we laughing him off. You can stop making up context at any time.
I was gonna say something, but I promptly forgot what we were talking about.
Where am I?
maybe he really does hate juice!
…”why does everyone hate the juice???!!!”
Obama is going to have this guy head up the mid-east peace process.
Is it just me, or does he look like Benicio Del Toro???
it’s a Joaquin Phoenix sighting…
I thought he looked like a Toro, or is that just a load of bull
It looks like the dude with the glasses is telling him that it is misspelled.
So if I go to a rally and hold up a “Death To All Palestingyans” sign it’s not hatred, it’s just…expressing my viewpoint. It might even be funny! Har har!
BUT I LIKE MY GRAPE JUICE!!!