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By: n00bs

n00bs — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:08:04 +0000

“Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body—but rather a skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, ‘Wow, what a ride!’ ”

Nice idea, as long as you don’t end up with Parkinsons or some other diet related disease and spend your last 5 to 10 years of life in a wheelchair or dying in horrible pain from cancer. Better to just take good care of yourself now.

By: n00bs

n00bs — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:01:37 +0000

I like ice cream in my pants.

By: Natawee

Natawee — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:07:06 +0000

BUT I LIKE MY GRAPE JUICE!!!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Tue, 26 May 2009 07:41:56 +0000

So if I go to a rally and hold up a “Death To All Palestingyans” sign it’s not hatred, it’s just…expressing my viewpoint. It might even be funny! Har har!

By: Risamason

Risamason — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:51:19 +0000

It looks like the dude with the glasses is telling him that it is misspelled.

By: floopdashoop

floopdashoop — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:28:25 +0000

He blew it… He sucks…

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Fri, 22 May 2009 10:50:14 +0000

I thought he looked like a Toro, or is that just a load of bull

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 21 May 2009 16:58:34 +0000

it’s a Joaquin Phoenix sighting…

By: taylea

taylea — Thu, 21 May 2009 16:54:45 +0000

Is it just me, or does he look like Benicio Del Toro???

By: The Arctic Fox

The Arctic Fox — Thu, 21 May 2009 08:11:17 +0000

But I don’t want to take a pick to my bladder!

By: Doris

Doris — Wed, 20 May 2009 15:37:36 +0000

maybe he really does hate juice!

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:10:49 +0000

Chocolate ice cream with plain Lays potato chips.

By: Wolvie

Wolvie — Wed, 20 May 2009 11:26:45 +0000

Obama is going to have this guy head up the mid-east peace process.

By: Jax

Jax — Wed, 20 May 2009 09:40:21 +0000

…”why does everyone hate the juice???!!!”

By: Rohvannyn

Rohvannyn — Wed, 20 May 2009 06:59:44 +0000

Green tea flavored ice cream.

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Wed, 20 May 2009 04:28:43 +0000

I bet the milk industry is behind this…

By: charro

charro — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:59:44 +0000

Where am I?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:49:46 +0000

Oh, it must be that ferret you think is a chihuahua..
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*pulls out his trusty M1 carbine and dials in the scope*

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:26:50 +0000

maybe he did, and they didn’t agree with him, so set him up to be ridiculed instead of applauded

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:25:49 +0000

Ice cream and anti-freeze

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:23:44 +0000

want to borrow one of mine?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Wed, 20 May 2009 03:18:46 +0000

pretzels and cream cheese

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:42:10 +0000

I was gonna say something, but I promptly forgot what we were talking about.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:40:55 +0000

*goes for a walk on Eddie’s lawn*
*doesn’t clean up the poo on Eddie’s lawn*
What’s disturbing about that is I don’t have a dog.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:39:49 +0000

Huh huh huh, and then he said van.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:39:12 +0000

You got your Failnews in my Lolblog…wait, nevermind.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Wed, 20 May 2009 01:48:05 +0000

pfffffffffffft
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I shall taunt you a second time..

By: froofrou

froofrou — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:01:54 +0000

If hubby and I can’t do anything else, we can fry up some food. We’ve even developed our own batter for the mushrooms, pickles, squash, and hot wings we fry, and it’ll all make you slap your momma!
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I think I’ll lay off the pickles for now though

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:00:28 +0000

Hey now, froo, If I’m lyin’ I’m dyin…

*secretly loves fried pickles with buttermilk batter*

Sorry to make you yak.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:56:14 +0000

*is never eating fried pickles again*

I think I’m going to vomit now.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:54:38 +0000

Hell, you could probably bread and deep fry a turd and most people in the South would think it was a “gone-over” pickle…

By: Bee

Bee — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:17:56 +0000

Only one I can attribute that quote to is George Carlin, but I don’t know for sure.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:09:51 +0000

HAHAHAHAHA!! I am laughing!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:08:59 +0000

“Well, you got your Failblog on my Lolnews!”

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:09:58 +0000

So I guess the Diet Pepsi Vanilla, Diet Lemon Pepsi, Diet Pepsi Lime, Pepsi Throwback, Diet Pepsi Max, and Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry wouldn’t appeal much to you either?

By: AC

AC — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:41:46 +0000

@Diss: this is why my country is called “the sick man of Europe”
…And I bet you anything deep-fried peppermints would be disgusting…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:19:37 +0000

@ AC: Is there any food that is not improved by deep-frying? (I suspect if there is, you've figured it out in Scotland, as from what I hear you guys are even bigger on deep-frying stuff than we are in the southern part of the U.S.)

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:18:44 +0000

HST, it’s a quote from an unknown author, as it appears in many different places and is attributed to several different people.

By: AC

AC — Tue, 19 May 2009 21:15:16 +0000

Deep Fried Mars Bars!!!1!!
(That wasn’t in response to HST)

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:47:59 +0000

– 1 internet for whomever can identify the author

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:46:29 +0000

Something like that. I want to have fun before I go.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:41:54 +0000

Leave your corpse as an example to others instead going gently into that cold night?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:33:18 +0000

Look, everyone is going to die of something, I want to die happy! And, what good is it if you don’t look dead? I want people to gag when they walk past the casket! “Holy crap, what happened to her??”

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:32:35 +0000

And I hate to break it to you, we already knew he was a moron nor are we laughing him off. You can stop making up context at any time.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:29:29 +0000

I know, so many of the things I loooove to eat are a cardiologist’s nightmare… Moderation seems to be the key, as my cholesterol is just dandy.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:25:17 +0000

*heart explodes*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:20:07 +0000

Deep-fried Oreos are pretty amazing. I’ve only had them once, but frying them softens up the chocolate cookie part (in a nice, rather than soggy, way) and makes the filling melty.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:15:33 +0000

*grumbles and sends order to have Eddie subjected to rugburn and itching powder*

By: AC

AC — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:13:41 +0000

My mother loves deep-fried ice-cream… I’ve never had the chance to try it but I’m assured it’s very very tasty….

By: froofrou

froofrou — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:10:19 +0000

heh heh heh, you said laugh.