Comments on: BLASPHEMY

By: -Confidential-

-Confidential- — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:09:14 +0000

*is wiccan*

*giggles*

Join the coven it’s B.Y.O.S. Bring Your Own Sacrifice!!!

Got any chihuahuas? 0.o

By: OOLOLOLOLMAN

OOLOLOLOLMAN — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:35:17 +0000

I bet that, that one pope watched star wars (The one who is smiling.)

By: Tyler

Tyler — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:02:41 +0000

Yeah, the comments are a jumping off point, twi’lek. Stop judging regulars if you’re not one yourself, especially on an old thread no-one wants to come here to defend themselves on.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 16:49:19 +0000

I fail your fail! interloper, it’s never pm’s fault, besides this was a conversation that was carried forward from previous locations – keep up with the program

By: twi'lek next door

twi'lek next door — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:08:57 +0000

I cancel the win. The potential of the sheer number of comments is negated by the horribly large percentage of them that are about waterboarding, torture, etc. and not by anything actually related to the picture. I believe its all Portlandmark’s fault, seeing as that person seems to have started it. Thus I declare a topic-post FAIL upon Portlandmark.

By: twi'lek next door

twi'lek next door — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:03:27 +0000

YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to something related to the photo.

And for Spaceballs.

(Prince Valium is lurking sleepily in the background; can you see him?)

By: twi'lek next door

twi'lek next door — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 07:00:24 +0000

And I almost thought the off-topic-ness ended…

By: twi'lek next door

twi'lek next door — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 06:51:58 +0000

Are you serious? What story?

*wanders off laughing* (at the idea, not at you)

By: twi'lek next door

twi'lek next door — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 06:48:53 +0000

Wow, there are way more comments than when I looked last time. This is such a fantastic fail that I have this page bookmarked. It might have even swung around to a win.

I like Star Wars myself and found this picture very amusing.

Go Lord Vader!

By: Veritas

Veritas — Sat, 30 May 2009 07:40:14 +0000

Geeze. If Anniee451 didn’t have a woman’s name, I’d assume she was compensating for a tiny penis.

By: Veritas

Veritas — Sat, 30 May 2009 07:01:22 +0000

I believe “Jedi” is a certified religion in the UK. I remember reading a story recently that in a poll of Scotland’s police, two of them claimed to be Jedi.

By: Nick

Nick — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:53:06 +0000

Love this!

By: Scythelord

Scythelord — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:44:50 +0000

Disagree. Terminator 2 was the best of all the Terminator series.

By: fef

fef — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:10:10 +0000

YES! That’s my country! =D

Long live Icelandic blasphemy!

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:40:49 +0000

Froo, there aren’t enough hours in the day or in the week for me to drink “all the time” or even more than once on a weekend. Fool.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Mon, 25 May 2009 11:10:00 +0000

Wait, what? You, defending Anniee? Fscking heathen!!

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:51:36 +0000

there’s got to be a quote from spaceballs that would apply, but heck if i can think of one…

so let the schwartz be with you?

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:45:02 +0000

I didn’t even remotely imply that all people who hold down full time professions and full time educational pursuits drunk post all the time. I merely said that you do. Geez, get it right for a change.

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:30:20 +0000

i’m starting to think this is a 13 yr old boy with acne, bad breathe and parents so flaky he can’t get within 15 feet of a girl, and he’s home schooled using text books written by david koresh…. even the sheep won’t have anything to do with him

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:27:00 +0000

because you’d rather have witty verbal intercourse than sweaty, vapid zipless fu(ks?
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oh heck, i’m not even fooling myself with that excuse… why are you here instead of out sampling the willamette valley offerings?

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:21:33 +0000

cr@p, make that ‘are supposed to laugh’ instead of ‘need to laugh’

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:20:48 +0000

only for those who need to be told something is funny and they need to laugh ;p

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 05:18:46 +0000

lawdy, it’s stooped to making troll droppings….

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:43:24 +0000

Oh, that is SO UNTRUE! I’ll have you know I look just like a young George Clooney, with the physique Michael Phelps!

Ahem.

Just don’t ask me why I’m here typing on the computer instead of bedding every young lady in a ten mile radius

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:23:33 +0000

jerry falwell, pat robertson, billy graham, and jim bakker all come to mind more than rand…

By: bad fairie

bad fairie — Mon, 25 May 2009 04:16:07 +0000

try duct tape, like the force it has a light side and a dark side, but unlike the force, it’s next to impossible to remove when used on the mouth….

By: froofrou

froofrou — Mon, 25 May 2009 02:13:15 +0000

You’re not good looking enough to be the anti-Christ

By: purple switch

purple switch — Mon, 25 May 2009 01:53:06 +0000

No worries, I guessed as much. Thanks for the clarification, and the stepping-stone approach, neat idea.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 01:35:14 +0000

In her defense, there’s a scripture somewhere something like “Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.” – Matthew 24:4-5 and it follows with the fact that not all who quote scripture are doing God’s work. Maybe she thinks I’m the antichrist

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 01:30:48 +0000

I beg your pardon. I did give the impression that I see there being a war between the USA and the rest of the world. In fact, I’m just trying to get Americans to see that we need to be more united nationally, and less divided by politics. Ultimately, we should recognize that we have no evidence that intelligent life lives anywhere else in a vast universe, which makes every human soul something precious beyond belief. However, if we’re tearing one another apart along Christian vs Non, or Right vs Left lines, and can’t recognize that our greater identity is “American”, we will never get to the point of recognizing that our greatest identity is actually “Homo Sapiens”.

I apologize for the perceived bellicosity.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 01:26:16 +0000

From Major Matthew Alexander (Sorry, I don’t know what branch he serves in.)

“Let me dissect former Vice President Dick Cheney’s speech on National Security using this model and my interrogation skills.

First, VP Cheney said, “This recruitment-tool theory has become something of a mantra lately…it excuses the violent and blames America for the evil that others do. He further stated, “It is much closer to the truth that terrorists hate this country precisely because of the values we profess and seek to live by, not by some alleged failure to do so.” That is simply untrue. Anyone who served in Iraq, and veterans on both sides of the aisle have made this argument, knows that the foreign fighters did not come to Iraq en masse until after the revelations of torture and abuse at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay. I heard this from captured foreign fighters day in and day out when I was supervising interrogations in Iraq. What the former Vice President didn’t say is the fact that the dislike of our policies in the Middle East were not enough to make thousands of Muslim men pick up arms against us before these revelations. Torture and abuse became Al Qaida’s number one recruiting tool and cost us American lives.

Secondly, the former Vice President, in saying that waterboarding is not torture, never mentions the fact that it was the United States and its Allies, during the Tokyo Trials, that helped convict a Japanese soldier for war crimes for waterboarding one of Jimmie Doolittle’s Raiders. Have our morals and values changed in fifty years? He also did not mention that George Washington and Abraham Lincoln both prohibited their troops from torturing prisoners of war. Washington specifically used the term “injure” — no mention of severe mental or physical pain”

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 01:23:45 +0000

PK keeps eating this post.

From the darn commie Admiral Mike Mullen, USN:

“The concern I’ve had about Guantanamo in these wars is it has been a symbol, and one which has been a recruiting symbol for those extremists and jihadists who would fight us. So I think that centers — you know, that’s the heart of the concern for Guantanamo’s continued existence, in which I spoke to a few years ago, the need to close it.”

By: Meh

Meh — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:59:33 +0000

Hehehe, We all know how Jesus loved harming others to save his own ass.

By: purple switch

purple switch — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:57:31 +0000

Tell me there was sarcasm there. I’m one of ‘Everybody Else’, and have no desire for some kind of division from Americans. Plenty of them are nice folks.
I’m much more proud to be part of a species that produced the Tao te Ching, On Liberty and Thunderstruck than I am of my nationality.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:44:34 +0000

There should probably have been a in that last post, btw

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:43:54 +0000

HEY! DO NOT DISRESPECT THE HAT! The Wizard knows how to handle those of little faith! [link]

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:37:48 +0000

You don’t even listen to yourself Annie: “…His soul hates the wicked and *the one who loves violence*”

That’s you he’s referring to, you blind idiot.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:24:49 +0000

No, even a dog has it’s limits.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:21:43 +0000

Hmmm, sounds very similar to the Pharisees..

By: Seth

Seth — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:15:03 +0000

I knew you were a Christian Anarchist. Stop reading Rand and start reading Tolstoy, stat. You are sailing dangerously far from the heart of the teachings of Jesus, as indicated by your choice of scripture to quote here, your outright anger towards others, and your unabashed pride in your own spirituality.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:55:57 +0000

I believe the phrase “libertarians like me” says it all. Rush doesn’t despise actual Libertarians, he just doesn’t agree with them. You, on the other hand, he’d fillet up with tartar sauce and feed to his dog.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:46:29 +0000

Sorry, I meant to say the final option before torture actually begins..

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:45:39 +0000

So waterboarding is the standard you use to determine if it’s torture or not?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:43:28 +0000

I think in Anniee’s case it could reach a climax, but then she’d still be left wanting and still unable to prove her point. If that is how she sees the Bible, she is no Biblical scholar by any stretch.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:40:01 +0000

Or despite who voices them. What Anniee is saying is, if you don’t believe in Christ, then his words don’t mean anything. They are only valid if a Chistian says them.
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Again, twisted logic on her part.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:38:36 +0000

I’m still puzzling over how to go toe-to-toe in the biblical sense – is it foreplay or do you actually get off?

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:36:41 +0000

So all of the horrid torture that servicemen went through during Vietnam is ok by those standards as well. Afterall, they were trying to save their country from invaders, yes?
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God you have twisted logic.

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:34:14 +0000

Anniee, PM didn’t pull those verses out to beat you over the head with your beliefs. He posted them to show you that your acceptance of torture goes against what Christians believe. As an example, Jesus was clearly tortured and mocked before he was crucified. He had the means and the power to change his situation yet he submitted to the torture. You don’t necessarily have to be a Christian to follow the tenets of Christianity. It’s called being moral and decent.
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So when you see me go toe-to-toe with someone biblically (it hasn’t occurred yet here, and might never, but I WILL be linking to somewhere that it has) you’ll be assured I NEVER lose.

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Believing in Christ is not about who wins or loses. If you believe in the Word, then that should be enough for you.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:20:26 +0000

Oooh, that means I’m psychic, as I said this more than 5 hours before you did. Cool, I have magical powers. *tries to use The Force*

By: AC

AC — Sun, 24 May 2009 17:40:39 +0000

Obviously God hates sin but “God so loved the world etc. etc. etc.” and he didn’t do that just for the “nice” people: “it is not the healthy who need a doctor.”
And Jesus came and loved and forgave the sinners: he loved a couple of cheating tax-collectors, an adulteress, the socially unacceptable, everybody…