Comments on: Madam

By: Flip

Flip — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:21:51 +0000

i was grandpa at 36.

no kiddin.

By: Giga Guess

Giga Guess — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:19:41 +0000

Classic! I love it!

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:52:18 +0000

this DID happen in the uk

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23696902-details/Family+halts+auction+of+their+stolen+painting+from+fly+tip/article.do

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:25:46 +0000

I dunno PM, I would be a bit flexible with it.

“Sure babe, then you can tell me the term for the bites marks I am going to put on your shoulder.”

By: Hello

Hello — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:09:51 +0000

The forgotten panties/bra is a classic. But I always wonder how in hell can you forget to put on your underwear and not notice.
Even worse: when you just had sex in a place where you don’t want anyone to know you did. I mean, you would want to be careful not to leave any clues behind…

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:09:18 +0000

BWAHAAHAA!!!

By: IndieTarheel

IndieTarheel — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:08:04 +0000

“FLEE! FLEE!”

By: sioux falls cars

sioux falls cars — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:32:00 +0000

I would love it if this would actually happen some time.

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 28 May 2009 15:12:04 +0000

The couple I dated were the opposite. “Would you like to know the medical terms for the tissue damage being inflicted right now?” is a sentence guaranteed to generate flaccidity in any man.

By: ...

... — Thu, 28 May 2009 14:22:30 +0000

What does this have to do with politics?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:11:32 +0000

It’s witty sure, but hardly ROFL funny.

By: TheRealWazzar

TheRealWazzar — Thu, 28 May 2009 11:47:56 +0000

It’s Hilarious.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 28 May 2009 09:05:53 +0000

My grandparents would differ; they said that being retired by the time I was born was a good thing, because they got to spend way more time with me and my sis (visits by them every week, several weeks at their place on the coast every Summer vacation…)

By: Bry

Bry — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:46:45 +0000

She looks like Maggie Griffin!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 28 May 2009 02:46:24 +0000

Boorrrrrrinnnnngggggg.

By: Lainie

Lainie — Thu, 28 May 2009 01:14:47 +0000

Yawn. Seriously PK, come on. WTF?

By: Evil Duncan

Evil Duncan — Thu, 28 May 2009 00:40:17 +0000

THe appraiser’s name is Alasdair Nichols from Freeman’s Auction House.

By: MK1K

MK1K — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:35:34 +0000

This is not funny.

By: kayepants

kayepants — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:38:05 +0000

Is that Kathy Griffin’s mom?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:11:58 +0000

I’ve discovered that those in the medical profession tend to be rather kinky. At least the two I have met.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:09:57 +0000

…and hell yeah I’d hit that…

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:06:58 +0000

As it should be.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:59:45 +0000

Yep — unexpected, but not unwanted.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:55:39 +0000

Oh good. Had me going for a second there. All’s well that ends well.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:53:02 +0000

She’s 20, married, and already a LPN. It’s not so bad, really, but it’s cool you empathize.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:51:52 +0000

I was thinking the age of the mother…

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:47:54 +0000

Ya think? She’ll certainly be around and able to enjoy her grandkids (heck, great-grandkids!) more than somebody who becomes a grandparent at 70 (which is, like, 2 generations of having a kid at 35). It’s not like acquiring grandchildren is going to cause her to have old-lady beauty shop hair and eat dinner at 4 pm.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:37:04 +0000

Damn. that sucks.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:30:08 +0000

Meh. I guess we’d need to define “much older.”

I have a good friend who’s a gramma at 38.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:17:33 +0000

Um no, she scored somebody my age…

By: Spectre514

Spectre514 — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:15:01 +0000

“Ooooooh no, I hope nobody notices I made another boom boom!”

By: Roflsneezia

Roflsneezia — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:09:36 +0000

she looks more like she just crapped herself…

again.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:03:35 +0000

Well, yo’ mama….

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 21:02:43 +0000

LOL, nice. Cuz Grandpa can totally score a chic the age of his grandson.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:56:16 +0000

Lol, yeah. In one of them it was a much older couple; the wife had found somebody’s panties under a sofa cushion and jumped to conclusions. (Turned out to belong to their grandson’s girlfriend, they had apparently used the grandparent’s house while they were out at some point!)

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:53:21 +0000

Sometimes it is nice to see that the spouse isn’t a louse chewing a blouse in some bimbo’s house.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:47:10 +0000

Like my wish, that finally came true, of an episode of “Cheaters” where they follow the people around for a week and then report back to their partners that they’re just being paranoid dip$hits. That was fun.

By: sopranomom

sopranomom — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:44:14 +0000

Oh, man! That is TOO good!

By: Rafiq of the many

Rafiq of the many — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:32:04 +0000

I am seriously waiting for this to happen on the Roadshow. There have been several pieces on, that to me have spurious at best origins.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:04:55 +0000

If I were the lady I’d make this face and then….
*RUNS AWAY*

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:04:06 +0000

Aw, this one cracked me up when I saw it in voting. Her expression suits the caption perfectly!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:03:38 +0000

She does have the best WTF face going on, doesn’t she?

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:00:57 +0000

“I spent $100,000 and you’re telling me it’s a print? WTF!!elebenty!111″