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Breaking News – French President Sarkozy remembering that he is married to one of the hottest women in the world
(Nicolas Sarkozy)
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Looks like there’s someone in the podium, if you catch my drift.
Wasn’t that a scene in a Police Academy movie?
Yes; I’ve a notion it was PA3, when Mauser was supposed to be making a speech.
No, it was Lassard. And then there was the confusion with Mahoney.
Man, discussing it makes me want to watch those films again. I’d probably be disappointed though.
“TACKLEBERRY!!!!!”
I want to watch them again because they are silly fun. I need something like that these days.
Works!
Whether “film critics” get it or not, these films are silly fun; would have been better to cast Leslie Neilsen as Lassard though.
There’s always The Naked Gun series!!
I like wrongfully accused a lot. Spy hard rocks too! Leslie Neilsen is one of my favorite actors in comedy.
The guy in top right certainly seems to be enjoying the view of whatever’s going on down there.
He’s thinking, “I’d hit it.”
If Bruni is the hottest woman in the world, I’m George Bush
+1 George, I don’t think she’s hot at all. We (I’m french) only think of her as a maneater, with so much powerful ex-boyfriends…
I’m not into women so I couldn’t judge “hottest”, but she’s certainly better looking than you’d expect a little troll like him to have landed. But given her history AND his history, the chances of this marriage lasting are about those of an ice cube in the Sahara.
Her history shows clearly how much she wanted to sleep her way to the top. I’d say their marriage will last as long as Sarkozy’s term of office. Hopefully, they won’t be a second one.
Everyone, we are in the presence of an ex-president!
Carla Bruni is one of the most beautiful women in the World for sure. I wouldn’t, but that’s personal taste, which goes for something more cuddleable.
Meh. She’s no more than a 9.8. Have her eat a couple meals and get back to me
Pretty much what I meant, yeah.
Yeah, just my $.02
Chubby? No, normal. I don’t like my women to look like emaciated teenage boys.
Seconded.
You know, chubby girls and mopeds are a lot alike. They are fun to ride but you do it in private so your friends don’t find out.
Having said that, a pretty face don’t make no pretty heart.
LOL, this coming from a guy whose what, 5’2″ or something?
There would be shame in riding midgets, if they weren’t easily hidden within purses when not in use.
Doesn’t matter how tall I am in bed, sister.
Where did you get THAT from, anyway?
With a penis.
No, I think Eric is the shorty (but goody, I’m sure!)
Which is weird, because in private polls, the majority of guys claim to like voluptuous women. But the fashion of the day says women should be thin, and guys go for women they don’t actually prefer in order to impress other guys, most of whom would also prefer a curvier woman.
Hmmm, I shall now feel special because I went for the curvier chic.
I tend to go for whoever’ll put up with my sh!t.
Usually a curvier chic. They tend to eat enough to be content and thus are mellow.
Warning: Exceptions exist and they are horrible.
Chick.
Chic =/= Chick
Just remember, on a fat woman, everywhere you grab feels like tittie………
I’ve heard it’s more cushion for better pushin’..
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just saying..
Between this and your other comment, I am going to have tit wank on the brain all damn day…
That’s because Fashion is geared for women, not men.
But still, the belly is supposed to be *smaller* than the hips and breasts, not larger!
Bruni’s not model-thin. She’s got a little bit’a that :::sigh::: subcutaneous fat layer we all love so dearly.
Hi George!
I heard she certainly isn’t one of the nicest women in the world though…
Ah but he told Sarah P. that Carla B. was hot in bed, in the Elysée Palace, while he looks out the window at Belgium and thinks about how fun it is to kill baby seals …
She is hot though. I mean I’m a chick (and not gay) and I can say that. Wasn’t she a model?
I think so. Whether or not she’s one of the “hottest women in the world”, I’m pretty sure she’s one of the hottest wives of world leaders, for whatever that’s worth. And, yeah, Sarkozy’s kinda goofy-looking.
And he has that OUTRAGEOUS ACCENT!!!!
Yay! Win!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
Too late. I already farted in your general direction.
I admit I loled, but people need to find other jokes about French.
Yes, she was a model. But she’s more famous for her singing career.
Very straight chick here-
she’s got a really nice body, and she’s not ugly, for sure!
If I were picking, not the perfect face, but…?
I believe she was a top model there.
Being French, I guess the topless stuff is nothing…
Heck, being American the topless thing is nothing. I don’t get the obsession Americans have for women being judged on the number of people who have seen her fun stuff. I can only figure it out in a couple ways:
1) There’s a concerted effort to drive up the perceived value of said assets by restricting access globally.
2) Deep down, Americans still think women are property, and somehow sharing glimpses of their Heavenly Attributes amounts to theft from whatever man is their current owner.
2 is more likely. The sad thing is that I do have a mildly jealous personality but I tend not to think anything of Lynn being a prat to our friends and using the Bewb Ray.
I think my issue is more paranoia and lack of trust in other people than considering Lynn property.
And my personal thoughts on the matter is that our country is mostly descended from a power group that the British kicked out for being too uptight. The same power group that had the witch trials and used religion like a weighted club with nails in it to threaten people.
So my thoughts is that it is number 2 with some expansion on the property thinking.
*flashes boobs at DWN*
O_O
I’m sorry, what were we talking about.
Wow, those are like the neuralizer from MiB, aren’t they?
Ya, it works because of the mental conflict of trying to hold an intelligent conversation while thinking of pinning her down like a fierce beast.
I was -5 to my will save for being without sex for a couple days. So I am stunned for 1d6 rounds.
*rolls one*
Lol. Reminds me of Dennis Leary’s idea for world peace:
“Get the Goodyear Blimp. Paint a nipple on there. Take it over the middle east during a confrontation. ‘allahu akb- the tit! Look at the Tit!’”
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxDgb2nWEA}
Dave Barry’s “Lust Induced Brain Freeze”. I think that was in his “Guide to Guys”.
Ok Quine, now you’ve got our attention, what next?
There is actually some historical justification for that view. Large numbers of the early immigrants left GB because their views and our then ruling class’s were incompatible. Of course that was before we shipped you a second load of puritans during the “Highland Clearances”.
My revenge will be terrible… *narrows eyes*
Is it just me, or is that Neil Patrick Harris in the background going, ‘yeah, she IS pretty hot…’ ?
The man to his left is Jean louis Borloo,Minister of ecology
Hey, is the guy on the right checking out the prez’s ass?
Carla Bruni is very easy on the eyes…. Can we trade Fugly-head Michelle Obama for her???
You can have her anytime, and please, take her husband with you too.
Love. The French.
LOL – Hey do you have any lolz on here DaYaoiFan?
I do, but my profile is out of order at the moment.
And the only one I got on front page was the I liked the less.
*the one I liked the less
I belive Craig Finn said it best “Guys go for looks, Girls go for status.”
Excellent!
Hey, check out my profile if you can. I’m interested in your opinions. I tried to link to one of my lols, but it ran it through the filter…
Can you put a link in your name? I don’t remember how to access to a profile otherwise.
That one didn’t work either. Try:
cheezburger
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com
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pictures
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by
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goptoughguy
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I send a request as “Alice Liddell”, a new profile I made.
Awesome – I added you… I sent you a message there…
Test
Yeah, maybe I should just do that for a while…
curiouser and curiouser …
I’m french, and i don’t think Carla Bruni is hot, she rather looks like her head is empty (and I think it is)