Comments on: French President Sarkozy remembering that he is married

By: Meister

Meister — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 20:43:26 +0000

I’m french, and i don’t think Carla Bruni is hot, she rather looks like her head is empty (and I think it is)

By: Selkceb

Selkceb — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 17:25:58 +0000

*rolls one*

By: pittypat

pittypat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:08:19 +0000

curiouser and curiouser …

By: DaYaoiFan aka Alice_Liddell

DaYaoiFan aka Alice_Liddell — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:00:40 +0000

Yeah, maybe I should just do that for a while…

By: DaYaoiFan aka Alice_Liddell

DaYaoiFan aka Alice_Liddell — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:00:08 +0000

Test

By: goptoughguy

goptoughguy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:51:45 +0000

Awesome – I added you… I sent you a message there…

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:49:07 +0000

I send a request as “Alice Liddell”, a new profile I made.

By: goptoughguy

goptoughguy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:40:59 +0000

That one didn’t work either. Try:

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By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:36:52 +0000

Can you put a link in your name? I don’t remember how to access to a profile otherwise.

By: goptoughguy

goptoughguy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:25:45 +0000

Hey, check out my profile if you can. I’m interested in your opinions. I tried to link to one of my lols, but it ran it through the filter…

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:16:02 +0000

*the one I liked the less

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:15:35 +0000

I do, but my profile is out of order at the moment.
And the only one I got on front page was the I liked the less.

By: goptoughguy

goptoughguy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:10:06 +0000

LOL – Hey do you have any lolz on here DaYaoiFan?

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:52:17 +0000

I admit I loled, but people need to find other jokes about French.

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:51:06 +0000

Yes, she was a model. But she’s more famous for her singing career.

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:49:01 +0000

Excellent!

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:48:36 +0000

You can have her anytime, and please, take her husband with you too.

Love. The French.

By: DaYaoiFan

DaYaoiFan — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:43:35 +0000

Her history shows clearly how much she wanted to sleep her way to the top. I’d say their marriage will last as long as Sarkozy’s term of office. Hopefully, they won’t be a second one.

By: schooly

schooly — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:11:08 +0000

Too late. I already farted in your general direction.

By: Billytheskid

Billytheskid — Sat, 30 May 2009 21:50:21 +0000

I belive Craig Finn said it best “Guys go for looks, Girls go for status.”

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:57:49 +0000

But still, the belly is supposed to be *smaller* than the hips and breasts, not larger!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:57:09 +0000

That’s because Fashion is geared for women, not men.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sat, 30 May 2009 02:42:40 +0000

Chick.

Chic =/= Chick

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:42:18 +0000

Between this and your other comment, I am going to have tit wank on the brain all damn day…

By: goptoughguy

goptoughguy — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:34:13 +0000

Carla Bruni is very easy on the eyes…. Can we trade Fugly-head Michelle Obama for her???

By: Skardoman

Skardoman — Fri, 29 May 2009 11:00:05 +0000

Hey, is the guy on the right checking out the prez’s ass?

By: kurtofan

kurtofan — Fri, 29 May 2009 08:45:55 +0000

The man to his left is Jean louis Borloo,Minister of ecology

By: eddiepscetti

eddiepscetti — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:18:04 +0000

I’ve heard it’s more cushion for better pushin’..
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just saying..

By: Siani

Siani — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:50:18 +0000

Is it just me, or is that Neil Patrick Harris in the background going, ‘yeah, she IS pretty hot…’ ?

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:45:49 +0000

No, I think Eric is the shorty (but goody, I’m sure!)

By: Sud_Vicious

Sud_Vicious — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:17:01 +0000

Hi George!

By: froofrou

froofrou — Thu, 28 May 2009 22:31:23 +0000

Just remember, on a fat woman, everywhere you grab feels like tittie………

By: Forge

Forge — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:39:14 +0000

Bruni’s not model-thin. She’s got a little bit’a that :::sigh::: subcutaneous fat layer we all love so dearly.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:10:44 +0000

Usually a curvier chic. They tend to eat enough to be content and thus are mellow.

Warning: Exceptions exist and they are horrible.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:08:07 +0000

I tend to go for whoever’ll put up with my sh!t.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:06:43 +0000

Hmmm, I shall now feel special because I went for the curvier chic.

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:01:01 +0000

Which is weird, because in private polls, the majority of guys claim to like voluptuous women. But the fashion of the day says women should be thin, and guys go for women they don’t actually prefer in order to impress other guys, most of whom would also prefer a curvier woman.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:57:50 +0000

With a penis.

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:57:37 +0000

Doesn’t matter how tall I am in bed, sister.

Where did you get THAT from, anyway?

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:55:15 +0000

There would be shame in riding midgets, if they weren’t easily hidden within purses when not in use.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:53:24 +0000

LOL, this coming from a guy whose what, 5’2″ or something?

By: HairySexyTroll

HairySexyTroll — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:51:39 +0000

You know, chubby girls and mopeds are a lot alike. They are fun to ride but you do it in private so your friends don’t find out.

Having said that, a pretty face don’t make no pretty heart.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:45:44 +0000

Yay! Win!
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:40:39 +0000

He’s thinking, “I’d hit it.”

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:39:23 +0000

I like wrongfully accused a lot. Spy hard rocks too! Leslie Neilsen is one of my favorite actors in comedy.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:35:26 +0000

Seconded.

By: Seth

Seth — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:27:27 +0000

Chubby? No, normal. I don’t like my women to look like emaciated teenage boys.

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:59:25 +0000

Dave Barry’s “Lust Induced Brain Freeze”. I think that was in his “Guide to Guys”.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:41:12 +0000

There’s always The Naked Gun series!!

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:39:34 +0000

Lol. Reminds me of Dennis Leary’s idea for world peace:

“Get the Goodyear Blimp. Paint a nipple on there. Take it over the middle east during a confrontation. ‘allahu akb- the tit! Look at the Tit!’”

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