Whatever you do…DO NOT look into the ark
Thanks for the tip.
(Barack Obama and Dick Cheney)
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Now all he needs is Shia Labeouf and a shitty plot about aliens.
wrong movie smart guy
Yeah, like you weren’t expecting them to accidentally break open the crate containing the Ark when they were chasing Indy through the warehouse.
oh ofcourse that was gonna happen, but the crepy Nazi guy was not in that one.
Yeah, that was a BIG disappointment. I should have gone in with lower expectations….
Second !
Wikipedia is a free,[5] multilingual encyclopedia project supported by the non-profit Wikimedia Foundation. Its name is a portmanteau of the words wiki (a technology for creating collaborative websites, from the Hawaiian word wiki, meaning ‘quick’) and encyclopedia. Wikipedia’s 13 million articles (2.9 million in the English Wikipedia) have been written collaboratively by volunteers around the world, and almost all of its articles can be edited by anyone who can access the Wikipedia website.[6] Launched in January 2001 by Jimmy Wales and Larry Sanger,[7] it is currently the most popular general reference work on the Internet.[3][8][9][10]
Critics of Wikipedia accuse it of systemic bias and inconsistencies,[11] and target its policy of favoring consensus over credentials in its editorial process.[12] Wikipedia’s reliability and accuracy are also an issue.[13] Other criticisms are centered on its susceptibility to vandalism and the addition of spurious or unverified information,[14] though scholarly work suggests that vandalism is generally short-lived.[15][16]
Jonathan Dee, of The New York Times,[17] and Andrew Lih, in the 5th International Symposium on Online Journalism,[18] have cited the importance of Wikipedia not only as an encyclopedic reference but also as a frequently-updated news resource.
When Time magazine recognized You as its Person of the Year for 2006, acknowledging the accelerating success of online collaboration and interaction by millions of users around the world, it cited Wikipedia as one of three examples of Web 2.0 services, along with YouTube and MySpace.[19]
I would like to acknowledge the part which Wikipedia has played in its generous support of the ordinal post rule!
You like MEEEE! You really like MEEE!!
*sobs, bows*
*Thinks something is fishy here*
Hmmm…misspells Wikipedia…and then gets the Sally Field Quote wrong….hmmmm…maybe you should have used WIKIPEDIA instead of WICKIPEDIA…
Sally Field, 1985 Academy Awards:
I haven’t had an orthodox career, and I’ve wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!
I know, right? I HATE it when teh internets socks and misquotes me!
great one!
Dude just actually looks evil.
I KNOW!!!
)
and that’s just the back of his head and one ear!!!
yeah, yeah…!
Not that it really means anything at all,
but Obama just really looks/seems like a really nice dude.
My sister is in Honolulu, and he nothing but the nicest rep there…
Dick (heh, heh, I’ll leve it alone), however, just always looks evil.
I don’t even think a fuzzy sweater would work.
Can you imagine that as Grampa?
I think if you put a fuzzy sweater on Dick he would burst into flames… Kinda like matter and antimatter.
Yeah….
There was a joke in Newsweek about a kid asking him to teach the kid’s dog a trick. Later it shows him waterboarding the dog and syaing “Speak, speak”
That joke was completely fictional, but, hey, it’s probably what would happen.
I wish I could quit you Dick!
I can’t deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!
Say what you want about Dick Cheney but that fedora is fu*king amazing.
Yeah…great hat…I’d love to know what Cheney is thinking…check out the look on his face…contempt?
He’s thinking, “Fu*k you. I get to take off this itchy human mask.”
He’s thinking, “Thanks for the tip – this security guard gig at 10 Downing pays peanuts.”
The more i think about it…I wonder if the hat is hiding his horns….
Ah! So it’s a multifunctional hat. Looks bad ass and covers up all evidence that you are in fact the prince of darkness.
And if I remember, he was wearing gloves and shoes to hide the cloven hoof…
I swear if I ever meet the man… and I kinda hope that doesn’t happen… I’m grabbing a mirror and checking for a reflection.
I suggest a necklace of garlic cloves and a thermos of holy water, a young priest and an old priest accompany you…just in case.
I was thinking along the same lines. Couple of crucifixes too.
*dons collar and twirls cross before holstering*
Yo, ya’ll call me?
The blood of christ compels you!
The blood of christ compels you!
The bed is on my foot!
The bed is on my foot!
Yes we did. We need an old priest now, just in case Dick here pops in for a visit over the weekend.
-1 internets for everyone that failed to recognize the Richard Pryor/SNL/Exorcist ref.
Can someone please explain this to me?
It’s a reference to the ordinal (in order made) and 4th films in the Indiana Jones trilogy!
Oh! No I get it.
Well I get the reference.
I don’t get the funny.
Ok, I’ve got your drift. I’ve got where you’re coming from.
I don’t think it’s that funny either.
I LOL’d.
It will be interesting to see if this qualifies for DWN’s “Great Nazi Wang”…
Chances are ’cause I wear a silly wang
The moment you come into view …
It’s completely sick but the man with the melting eyeballs amuses me… (I suppose he deserved it, eing a film villain)
*being
As a child I was always really bothered when the guy turns into the skeleton at the end of Last Crusade. I used to have to cover my eyes every time. Now I’m like, these special effects are horrible! What were they using, claymation?
My kids and I watched the Star Wars marathon on MTV this past week…they said the same thing about the effects in the “Older” Star Wars movies…I had to explain that the last three were done first back when I was their age…
“Wow, mom…that’s the best they could do?”
I felt like I was 90…
That was the perfect opportunity to segue into the walking to school barefoot both ways yarn.
“In my day, you young whippersnappers, words that scrolled across the screen like it was a spaceship was badass, you ungrateful CGI brats!”
Not implying that your kids are brats by an means, of course, MG.
“And we didn’t have these fancy-shancy X-boxes and WII’s…no…we had to play PONG… And we LIKED it!!”
“Real Gamers had to fight their Nintendo for two hours just to get it to work, Badly. Damn those were good days…”
Ooooo, did you ever have to blow on the game cartridges and then lift up the lid on the Nintendo and blow in there too?
I want the shirt with the cartridge on it and the caption “Blow me”.
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But yes, we spent many hours blowing the damn Mario cartridges trying to get them to work.
Our Nintendo worked like a dream until we were visiting my cousins one summer and used our Legend of Zelda on their system. Then we went home and used it on our own system and it never worked right after that. I don’t know if the two had anything to do with each other but it was mighty suspicious to me!
I’m looking forward to having kids and getting to explain, “No, seriously, when I was a kid, there were only three channels, and if we wanted to change them, we had to get up and WALK TO THE TV! More importantly, that’s the way we liked it! *grumblegrumblestupiduniversal3gconnectiongrumblegrumble*”
I got a my own TV to put in my room when I was 12 and since I didn’t want to get up and change the channel I used to lay on my floor in front of my desk and prop my foot up on the desk to I could change the channel with my toe. It’s not like we had hot channel surfing action, we only had 5 stations and one of those was the religion channel!
“Not implying that your kids are brats by an means, of course, MG.
”
Of course they are. They’re under 18, it’s part of the definition!!
Of course, AC is an Honorary Adult. Thoughtful, Educated, and Kind, (even if we disagree about religion)
*Goes Pink*
) Thank you Mark, and “Thoughtful, Educated and Kind goes for you too…
“Honorary Adult”… that’s nice… (Well I’ve got 8 months to go until I’m a proper adult
In the news today….
*rolls film*
We have a public service announce from our favorite purple helmet warrior.
Wang, wang, wangawangawangwang, Wang, wang, wang…
… Wang wang wang Wang, wang wang wang. Flop spit, wang wang.
*clears throat liberally*
Wang wang, wang wang, wang wang wang, wang wang wang… Wang wang, wobble, spit, mushroom bruise, wang wang, wobble, throb Wang wang.
Wang wang, wang, wang wang!
*waves and fade to black*
Gaaaaaah! GAAAAAAAAAH!
I’d never thought about it like that!
Oh god, I’m a wang. It was the answer all along.
*curls up into a foetal ball, sobbing*
It’s okay, the wang forgives your indiscretions.
I don’t know why, but while reading that, my brain was thinking “badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, SNAKE!” That’s just silly. Thinking of wangs is way more interesting. OK, now I’m thinking of wangs popping up in a field one after another. What on earth was in those brownies I just ate?
Oh, damn! I was wondering where the last of my stash went!
Listen, kid. It’s just like I told Woodward. Follow the money.
heh…heh…”Dick”…”Deepthroat”…heh….heh
Nice hat, Mr. Potter.
Uh, I mean, Dick Cheney.
Obama does not speak in Comic Sans.
Now I’m actually curious. What fonts would they use?
I got Cheney on soulless arial.
Times Old Codger Roman…
But I like arial! *gasps* Does this mean I’m a neo-con?
No, it just means you are a soulless husk of a human.
In case it’s not clear… in jest.
No probs, I got it.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Actually, Bookman Old Style is my favorite. As an elementary teacher I like it’s nice rounded feel.
Favorite Modern Serif font: Palatino
Favorite Old School Serif Font: Garamond
Favorite Sans Serif font: Optima
But Palatino and Optima both look like crap at low resolution. A screen and even many printers can’t capture the subtle curves of these fonts.
When I’m trying to be all fancy (like the cover to my Student Teaching binder that I had to turn into the university) I use Papyrus, but it also needs to be bigger then 12 point to look cool.
Hey, that’s my favorite too!
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*high-five missy*
*high fives*
WOOT!
mmmmMMMMmmmm… rounded…
I really wish our elementary school teachers knew the difference between its and it’s… >_<
Nice! And Cheney actually looks like a creepy evil Nazi. I guess he was pretendig to be Obama for the day…
Paging DWM….paging DWN…
*DWN
And the Luffwange flies over head, dropping testes of wisdom upon the noggin, overripe as it is. In Godwin we trust and a pestilence of wang love upon you.
The Uberwang never lets me down!!
It’s Nationalsozialistische Wanger’s Partei Time!
*parties*
*Grabs crotch with left hand…salutes with right hand to give proper salute to the Uberwangengruppen fuhrer!*
Seig….WANG!!! Seig….WANG!!! Seig…WANG!!!
O_o
This is mildly arousing and mildly uncomfortable at the same time.
*blushes*
Sorry…got a little carried away with all the Wang furor (not fuhrer)…Hubby’s been away all week…
It’s understandable. I hadn’t had any for a couple days so Lynn got thrown down onto the large bean bag pillow last night and taken where she laid. We went up stairs later and molested her so rough she is having to get her IUD put back in…
>_>
*Goes shopping for beanbag pillow*
Glad to be of service.
*readies the ropes*
*Beats ITMA with brand new ‘DWN minion stick’ till he’s unconscious, wraps him in gutted bean bag, suspends him upside down from rafters with ropes*
See ya, boys…have a great weekend!!
Ivan… We need to have a talk…
*whimper*
*pokes suspended bag with minion inside lightly with a stick*
Do I have your attention, Ivan? I think we need to put you through some fitness training as I want to continue your employment but this is embarassing. So I suspect you will do better, yes?
*pokes with stick*
*ow* Yes Sir. *ow*
*cuts down from ropes*
Now go get yourself cleaned up and organize the ropes from the last meeting. Now move… *growls*
Wow. Please explain to me how Republicans came to be known as National Socialists. Ever since I saw that “Family Guy” episode, I’ve been wondering that.
Okay, secret admission time: barring the wheelchair, Cheney looked GOOD at the Inauguration this year. I kept imagining Rice telling me, “When reach that age, you do, look so good you will not!”
gotta wonder what’s in the “ark.”
Don’t drink the blood, Indy!!!