Comments on: this is a job for…

By: Glurak

Glurak — Sun, 16 May 2010 16:26:20 +0000

… SUPER OBAMA AND Sidshow Hillary !!

By: Sam Valley

Sam Valley — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:27:21 +0000

Appeasement Man!!!

By: Christopher

Christopher — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:18:38 +0000

The 9 Trillion Dollar Man.

By: randman83

randman83 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 07:29:02 +0000

Typical Politician who People get worked up over for no reason since he’s nothing special and is just like any other politician, but has the advantage of being black so people think they have to vote for him or they feel racist…Man…
EXCELSIOR!!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:10:14 +0000

Never met the lady, but I do enjoy her symphonies.

By: parksj1 = Parks & Recreation

parksj1 = Parks & Recreation — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:10:21 +0000

Pretty sure she didn’t say that the right doesn’t call people names.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:37:11 +0000

I got it jetpack!
<3 EXPLOSM

By: Tyler

Tyler — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:36:16 +0000

No relation to my good friend Tess Schubert? Similar sense of humor ya got, there

By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:30:12 +0000

I know I’m probably the only one who remembers this…but “This looks like a job for….STUPOR DUCK!!!”

*lol*…well it made ME laugh anyway.

By: Amekaze

Amekaze — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:57:00 +0000

someone else

By: Maxwell Silverhammer

Maxwell Silverhammer — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:06:15 +0000

Adam West is intimately acquainted……. with a great…. many… things…

By: Jwes478

Jwes478 — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:58:23 +0000

Froofrou win!

By: m00finsan

m00finsan — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:54:57 +0000

Zing!

By: LOLBabyMama

LOLBabyMama — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:37:34 +0000

Barack the Magic Negro!

(Don’t blame me…I didn’t make it up, but I did LOL at it a lot.)

By: Jetpack in my Pants

Jetpack in my Pants — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 05:37:26 +0000

I had no idea my comment would cause such a stir. I was making a reference to a popular daily webcomic called Cyanide and Happiness, and clearly it was lost on you. When I wrote it, I had intended it to mean: A superhero named AssRape Man, would be better suited for the ‘job’ than Obama.

By: froofrou

froofrou — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:44:31 +0000

Yes, that’s why Condi Rice was called a “Porch monkey” and an “Uncle Tom”, Bush was constantly paraded around as Chimpy McShrub, and conservatives who question a person who happens not to be white about a record are called racists, bigots, and instigators.
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Oh, and let’s not forget the use of “neo-con” as an epithet……….
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You’re right, the Left never tosses out names.

By: RainbowFish

RainbowFish — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:37:41 +0000

And that’s why Republicans are in decline. All they do is call people names.

By: Innocent Foreigner

Innocent Foreigner — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:52:21 +0000

Oh Oh ! Calvin!

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:32:25 +0000

“we’ve gotta call the FBI! the CIA! MIB! QVC! NASCAR!”
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Also, AOL, the NRA, the NFL, and of course, Kenny G.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:28:15 +0000

“McCain and Lieberman washing each other’s shriveled junk.”
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Ohhh… *tch!* That’s great! That’s just GREAT!

So now I’m picturing Lieberman’s schmeckele with loose skin hanging all over it, like his jowls, and McCain lifting up the loose skin to wash/dry underneath.

Must. Stop. Mental. Picture.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:24:19 +0000

“Well it isn’t a job for an inept communist teleprompter jockey.”
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I propose a suggestion: Every time somebody refers to Obama as a “communist” or a “socialist”, DWN will make a pitcher of Black Russians (get it? It’s a pun! Get it, huh?) for everyone to share. If either of those words are misspelled, he must also include a snack tray.
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Can I get a show of hands for this, plz?

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:15:52 +0000

“Carter would have handled 9/11 with grace, dignity, and Christian compassion. He would not have acted like a cowboy with daddy issues.”
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It’s also possible that he would have read the Presidential briefing(s) and thus prevented the attack from happening in the first place.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:12:53 +0000

They both lost.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:08:22 +0000

And his orifice.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:06:34 +0000

Obama can fail from here on out, and STILL not be the failure that his predecessor was. Luckily, he can’t EVER fail that hard.

By: Tessie

Tessie — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:04:49 +0000

[dances with Scoutmaster]

By: Princess Garlic

Princess Garlic — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:03:45 +0000

Newt! Poooo!

[don't be afraid to use your nails, boys!]

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:01:11 +0000

He took it like a man, sir. He’s a credit to his office.

By: ror

ror — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:38:16 +0000

the tax man?

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:09:30 +0000

agreed.

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:03:58 +0000

-sigh- We had this discussion just minutes before you wrote that, Naq. Read all the comments first?

By: tyler

tyler — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:00:10 +0000

no… sham WOOHOO Will.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:39:02 +0000

… I’ve honestly seen worse. Crispy god, what have I become that none of this makes me twitch anymore…

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:35:56 +0000

thanks Diss – i was trying (unsuccessfully) to make a reference to some stripper/donkey show you always hear rumors about in movies and the literal translation of chupacabra…

it was worth a shot

but thanks for the link – that’s an entertaining (and bright) site

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:33:11 +0000

wallFly, it’s a cryptozoology thing. [link]

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:29:15 +0000

Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie!!

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:27:46 +0000

it isn’t? wow, someone sure screwed up on inauguration day. we’ve gotta call the FBI! the CIA! MIB! QVC! NASCAR! i can see the story now: AMERICAN FOOLED! INVERSE EQUATION DAY: MAN WITH MOST VOTES FOR PRESIDENT ACTUALLY LOOSES, PRESIDENCY HANDED OVER TO RANDOM TURKEY IN GUATAMALA

(c’mon, that made just as much sense as what club said)

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:23:42 +0000

“what is legal in mexico” i mean.. ah hell with it, where’d i leave the rum?

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:22:55 +0000

now, just think about the relevance of that name and just exacly is legal in mexico…

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:19:42 +0000

“spandex: it’s a privledge not a right”
-Cereal Killer (Hackers)

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:18:56 +0000

and Cpt. Wow also. I made it myself! wheeeee

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:18:15 +0000

probably quoting foxnews….

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:25:01 +0000

I am afraid of what it says about me that none of this thread even gave me a twitch…

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:18:18 +0000

I don’t really see it as a Obama hiney kissing.
I think it could easily be taken as a parody on the whole “Obama is Superman” thing. I mean, it could be, but I thought it was a parody, not deliberate butt kissing. If it is deliberate butt kissing, then I’m not impressed. Parody, then yeah it’s funny.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:14:32 +0000

Like V Gard. When are you running for President again, V Gard?

By: Naqamel

Naqamel — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:41:20 +0000

Nice try, but unfortunately I lived through the last guy who could arguably claim to be the Worst President Ever: Jimmuh Cartuh. Obama is even worse then that loser was.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:00:29 +0000

And glass! For that extra violated feel. Sure it cost extra, but you’re worth it…

By: Seth

Seth — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:47:25 +0000

Ouch! My piles! What, is that thing made from sandpaper?

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:45:09 +0000

Both he and RhoRho just disappeared….
*starts search party*

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:43:41 +0000

some people should just NOT wear spandex.