Comments on: And if I ever catch the person

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 20:03:56 +0000

fruitionist!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 03:04:53 +0000

Hey MG, I’m not gonna fall for no banana in no tailpipe!

By: lowly grunt

lowly grunt — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:38:42 +0000

LOL!

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:41:40 +0000

My hat’s off to him, then. I imagine it would take some incredible dexterity to accomplish that maneuver.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:35:33 +0000

You mean it joined its buddy the potato?

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:37:06 +0000

Holy jumped up jesus on a stick! I perused a few entries on the HKH site, and that darlene is … really something. LOL Possible bot, with programming to indicate positivity for anything “HK” and negative for … everyone else?

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:26:56 +0000

Nope. You’ve grown on me.

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:55:21 +0000

although i typically agree with you PM, in this instance i think i have to back ivan. unless cheney does something drastically different in the next few days, that is.

i have to admit though, he was hosting the annual Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner i went to back in 2008 and was actually pretty damn funny. i linked to an article that has some of the snippets.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:07:32 +0000

The Lost Boys
The Goonies
The Karate Kid…
…ohhh the list is endless…all that 80′s cheesy goodness….

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:05:58 +0000

@ Wallfly:
Can’t forget these:
Nightmare on Elm Street
Hellraiser

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:04:31 +0000

Beverly Hills Cop!! I know what I’m watching tonight!!!

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:03:35 +0000

The Golden Child was great, but don’t leave out the horror classics:

The Thing
The Blob
The Fly 1 & 2
Xtro 2 (skip the first one)
Invaders from Mars
The Stuff
Masters of the Universe (ok, not horror but entertaining)
Gremlins (the first one scared the crap out of me)
Critters 1 & 2 (the rest were crap)
& The Gate (awesomeness!!)

Anyway, just felt like sharing

(I missed most of the 80′s because I was living in Germany at the time but my grandmother was taping everything she could and mailing us tons of movies as they came out on VHS).

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:57:59 +0000

people like that cannot die… they return as liches and wreak havok on a poor unsuspecting world with armies of undead.

it’ll happen! 2012!! omg, the end is nigh!!

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:55:01 +0000

paws, thanks for the suggestion – very entertaining site! my favorite so far is a mix between the hello kitty assault rifle (seriously?!) and the hello kitty suicide pics (those are hilarious)

i feel bad for the guy though, man, what a nightmare. and darlene is an idiot.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:54:23 +0000

Stand by Me and Lean on Me are some of my favorite films from the 80′s. They have nothing to do with each other despite having old songs for titles.
For silliness also check out…
Secret of my Success with Michael J. Fox
Jumping Jack Flash with Whoopi Goldburg
Beverly Hills Cop and The Golden Child with Eddie Murphey
And I’m sure there are more from my taped from cable on the VHS collection that I’m not remembering.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:25:40 +0000

*slaps hand for hitting send before finishing*

Porky’s
Any of the Police Academy movies
Back to the Future
Footloose
Top Gun

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:22:59 +0000

Having Graduated high school in ’87… I lived my “formative years” with most of the ’80s greats…Here’s a few you should check out, Capt….

Weird Science
Weekend at Bernie’s
Breakfast Club
Fast Times at Ridegemont High
Mannequin
16 Candles
Pretty in Pink…

…just a few off the top of my head…

Porky’s

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:12:46 +0000

you’re in for a treat, Cpt.

great movies, chock full of classic 80′s goodness

By: wallFly

wallFly — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:55:42 +0000

fruitist!

By: H3xx

H3xx — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:32:35 +0000

Tooth Paste Win!

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:17:42 +0000

racist!

By: ubr

ubr — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:52:45 +0000

revenge of the ners – nerds in paradise is a cinematic classic…

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:32:45 +0000

It was just one of those ubiquitous 80′s movie series that if you had cable (and I lived on military posts, so I did) then they were on all the time. Like Police Academy.

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:31:23 +0000

Ah, you’re a young ‘un then.

By: Nailin Palin

Nailin Palin — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 16:11:23 +0000

Maybe Dick’s banana wasn’t stolen. Maybe it just went up so far he couldn’t reach it.

By: IvanTheMildlyAnnoying

IvanTheMildlyAnnoying — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:46:36 +0000

Yes, yes he does.

By: Tyler

Tyler — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:30:29 +0000

Anniee, you are freakin terrific. This website wouldn’t survive without you.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:32:23 +0000

I have no idea how I did it, but this is the first I knew there ever even was more than one (which I’ve never seen).

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 12:06:23 +0000

I was born in ’86 I’ve seen bits and pieces just not all the way through. Though this weekend I plan to remedy that!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:12:13 +0000

How does one escape from the 80′s without having seen any of the Revenge of the Nerds movies?

By: Anniee451

Anniee451 — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:30:43 +0000

Somebody stole his banana.

By: Charlie Foxtrot

Charlie Foxtrot — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:10:05 +0000

I hate to tell you, Dick, but that’s not Prep H… Talk to Mr. T about Eddie Murphy…

By: PortlandMark

PortlandMark — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:33:25 +0000

Okay, even Cheney doesn’t deserve that kind of abuse. (Winces in sympathy)

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:23:52 +0000

Hayyy! Don’t call SB suicidal! How horrible can you be making fun of depressed people like that! How cruel!
/caretroll more heheheheh…
No, but why would you piss off the man who shot a high-profile rich friend in the FACE while hunting for “quail”?

By: Tyler

Tyler — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:10:52 +0000

Suicide Blonde is clearly literally suicidal.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:56:24 +0000

Oh, that expression. (^_^) “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling… ow? Oww? Something seems dreadfully amiss here…”

By: zowzer

zowzer — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:55:44 +0000

did he die?

By: Nailin Palin

Nailin Palin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:42:43 +0000

Dick probably buys it in the 55 gallon drum.

By: sugarfish

sugarfish — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:34:58 +0000

Always look on the bright side of life….

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:31:42 +0000

I know I would.

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:30:43 +0000

And do you Frunobulax2099 have extensive knowledge of Preparation H?
And two, this is Dick Cheney we’re talking about here. One would go through great lengths just to piss him off.

By: Frunobulax2099

Frunobulax2099 — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:20:14 +0000

If one were to actually look at the opening of a Prep-H tube, one would find it incredibly hard to actually get any sand in there.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:54:06 +0000

Now, take my case. They hung me up here eight years ago. Every night, they give me a half-hour break, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair, in view of what I done, and, if nothing else, it’s taught me to respect the Republicans, and it’s taught me… that you’ll never get anywhere in this life, unless you’re prepared to do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay!

By: Captain Wow

Captain Wow — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:46:18 +0000

I’ve never seen that movie! After the link, I know I have to

By: suicide_blonde

suicide_blonde — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:52:52 +0000

You got Vaseline? Bloody favoritism!

By: Jane St.Clair

Jane St.Clair — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:49:01 +0000

Ouch.

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:45:40 +0000

Mom and daughter walking on the beach:
“Mom, why do women douche?”
“Well, honey…have you noticed all the pellicans following you?”
– George Carlin

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:34:47 +0000

Figures he’d have hemorrhoid problems… that’s what you get when you wipe your a$$ with the Constitution for 8 years!

By: mothergoose

mothergoose — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:07:34 +0000

Classic Revenge of the Nerds… {link}

By: morecowbell

morecowbell — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:02:01 +0000

well, i have been told i’m the bees knees